Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 24 The Will of Fire
In Konoha, Naruto stared blankly at the light curtain in the sky.

"So, I am the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki?"

From the time he could remember, he was alone. Other children had their parents with them, but he did not.

Everyone in the village hated him, except for the third generation who was kind to him.

He knew about the nine-tailed fox.

According to the light screen, he is the vessel that seals the Nine-Tails, and is known as a Jinchūriki.

The last Nine-Tails Jinchuriki was the Fourth Hokage's wife, and the one before that was the First Hokage's wife.

The first and fourth wives also share a common trait: they both come from the Uzumaki clan.

And his name is Naruto Uzumaki.

"So, am I a descendant of the Uzumaki clan?" Naruto's little brain was a bit overwhelmed.

"Naruto, don't overthink it." Iruka suddenly appeared behind Naruto, placing a hand on Naruto's shoulder.

"Iruka-sensei, am I... really the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki? Also, who are my parents?" Naruto turned to look at Iruka.

Iruka remained silent in the face of Naruto's question.

Without the Third Hokage's permission, Iruka dared not say too much.

After all, there's a lot at stake.

However, it has been revealed that Naruto is the Nine-Tails' jinchūriki.

As for Naruto's true identity, how long can it be kept secret?
The image on the screen suddenly changed.

The Konoha Ninja Academy was established by the Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju, with the aim of ensuring educational stability and talent cultivation efficiency. Later, it was improved by the Third Hokage, and its curriculum includes theory, training, reflection, history, and practice.
Since the establishment of the Ninja Academy, many outstanding ninjas have emerged from it, effectively carrying on the Will of Fire, and have been emulated by other ninja villages around the world.

The Ninja Academy's curriculum is divided into four stages: entrance, basic training, drills, application, and graduation. Graduates become Genin (lower-ranking ninja). Genin who pass the Chunin Exams become Chunin, followed by Special Jonin and Jonin. The best Jonin are known as Elite Jonin.

[Time: During the Third Shinobi World War, late March]
Location: Konohagakure, Ninja Academy training grounds

The new students stood below the stage, their eyes burning with fervor as they gazed upon the Third Hokage—Sarutobi, the strongest Hokage, the light of Konoha, the hero of the ninja, Hiruzen.

A number of new students' families, including parents and parents, gathered at the school gate.

The Third Hokage, dressed in a divine robe and wearing a Hokage hat, always had a pipe in his hand, a serious expression, and a determined gaze.

"Everyone must remember the Will of Fire. Where leaves dance, the fire will spread uncontrollably and illuminate the village until it is burned to the ground," the Third Hokage said solemnly.

"Burn the village down!"

"Burn all the leaves!"

...]

At this moment, everyone in Konoha was dumbfounded.

In the Sarutobi clan, the third generation's pipe fell to the ground, his mind blank.

The Will of Fire of Konoha is no secret in the ninja world. It's obvious that the light screen is a joke, but there are definitely people in the ninja world who don't know about the Will of Fire of Konoha.

Furthermore, even if you know it's a prank, the impact is still terrible!
Most importantly, it's him shouting the slogan "Burn Konoha to the ground" on the screen! This will damage his glorious image.

Yunyin.

"Is this the Will of Fire of Konoha?"

"Burying down your own village? Isn't that too extreme?"

"I'm afraid. I'm afraid."

"No wonder Konoha won several Shinobi World Wars."

"Konoha's will is still the strongest."

……

Iwagakure.

“That’s right, Lord Tsuchikage can confirm that what’s on the light screen is the Will of Fire.”

……

Influenced by the Will of Fire, each generation of Hokage in Konoha grows stronger than the last.

The first generation plants trees, the second waters them, the third trains monkeys, the fourth flirts with girls, the fifth gambles, and the sixth reads forbidden books…

Immediately, almost the entire ninja world was in an uproar again.

The Hokage Rock of Konoha is only the Fourth Hokage, but the screen has already revealed the Fifth and Sixth Hokage.

Many people fell into deep thought.

The First Hokage was invincible in the ninja world thanks to his powerful Wood Release, so it's not wrong to say he planted trees. The Second Hokage's Water Release was strong, but compared to Water Release, he was still known as the fastest ninja in the world.

Three generations of monkey performers?

Hiruzen Sarutobi's summoned beast is Enma.

Even Tobirama Senju affectionately called Hiruzen Sarutobi "monkey," so saying he was a monkey was quite apt.

Fourth-generation flirting expert?

Kushina (the undead): ? ? ?

Minato (the undead): The light curtain is slandering me. I'm very innocent. Flirting with girls? That's impossible!
Minato was getting a little anxious.

In the forest on the edge of Konoha, Danzo frowned deeply.

Five generations of gambling?

He thought of Tsunade, the monkey's disciple.

So, will Tsunade become the Fifth Hokage?

The Sixth Hokage read forbidden books? He's qualified to be Hokage, and he's also a womanizer. Could it be Jiraiya?
Was Danzo the 5.5th Hokage? He briefly became Hokage after Tsunade? Did the village not recognize him?

The more Danzo thought about it, the gloomier his face became.

So, was he destined to be a loser?

The Root Ninjas protecting Danzo around him didn't dare to breathe loudly.

The aura of the Dark Ninja is too powerful.

……

Short Book Street, casino.

Tsunade was in a bad mood after seeing the screen. When the screen said that the Third Hokage was playing with monkeys and the Fourth Hokage was flirting with girls, she found it funny. But when the screen said that the Fifth Hokage was a gambler, she couldn't laugh anymore.

Gambling is one of the three forbidden things for ninjas.

How many ninjas in Konoha are addicted to gambling?

How many people are qualified to become Hokage?

With this process of elimination, the answer becomes obvious.

She, Tsunade, the future Fifth Hokage?

However, she had absolutely no interest in becoming Hokage, thinking that only an idiot would want to be Hokage. Her younger brother wanted to be Hokage, but he died on his first battlefield, most likely due to a conspiracy by the Konoha leadership.

Her lover also wanted to become Hokage and died on the battlefield, which was likely a conspiracy by the Konoha leadership.

Even though she returned to Konoha a few days ago and demolished the Hokage Building, her hemophobia hasn't healed, she hasn't moved on from the past, and she can't look forward to the future.

For her, now all she does is gamble and drink; she doesn't even care about cultivation anymore.

If you told her that she would be the Fifth Hokage, it wouldn't be good news for her; it would be bad news.

Shizune was very happy, so, will Lady Tsunade become the Fifth Hokage in the future?

"The Sixth Hokage reading forbidden books? Who else could it be but that idiot Jiraiya? No, it might not be Jiraiya." Tsunade's expression shifted.

She knew Jiraiya; he was a womanizer and a self-proclaimed great writer.

Jiraiya would only write banned books for others to read.

Besides, Jiraiya's personality made it impossible for him to become Hokage.

Could the Sixth Hokage be Jiraiya's student?

Jiraiya was fond of taking on disciples. After taking Minato as his disciple, he also took on three more disciples in the Land of Rain.

After thinking for a short while, Tsunade shook her head, too lazy to think about it anymore.

What's shown on the screen might not be the truth.

Besides, the future of the ninja world changed from the moment the light screen appeared! How could it possibly continue on its original trajectory?

If it's a parallel world, then that's another story.

Because of the little information revealed by the light screen, Tsunade imagined a whole bunch of things, but she found it boring, so she didn't bother to think about it anymore.

She's there!

Suddenly, a group of people spotted Tsunade not far away; they were there to collect a debt.

Tsunade's expression changed, and she quickly ran away...

(End of this chapter)