Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 22 Nine-Tailed Fox: You're so high and mighty, you're so amazing.

I am the Nine-Tails, the strongest tailed beast in the world, favored by the Sage of Six Paths, and a certain fat tanuki is jealous of me...

On the light screen, the enormous nine-tailed fox unleashed its chakra with abandon.

The solidified red chakra was terrifying, filled with ominous signs; it was a dreadful source of calamity, spreading something called disaster.

Tailed beast?

In the ninja world, this is a terrifying term, a powerful force that many people covet to possess.

Even the Nine-Tails sealed inside Naruto could see the light screen.

It can only be said that the light screen is too magical. If the Jinchuriki can see it, then the Tailed Beast sealed inside the Jinchuriki can also see it.

Nine-Tailed Fox was stunned to see it appear on the light screen.

Just now it was Madara Uchiha, Hashirama Senju, and Tobirama Senju, and now, there's this one too.

"That's right, that's right. Old Man Six Paths favors me. That fat tanuki with only one tail is just jealous of me." Kurama chuckled.

In Sunagakure, Shukaku, inside Gaara, the Jinchuriki of the One-Tailed Beast, was very unhappy. He cursed loudly, saying that he, Shukaku, was the strongest tailed beast, and that stupid fox could not compare with him.
Next, Shukaku was also stunned.

On the light screen, the Sage of Six Paths was distributing chakra to the nine tailed beasts.

Because his back was turned, we couldn't see the Sage of Six Paths' face, but we could see that he had two horns on his head, brown hair, a white robe with black magatama-like patterns, a red swirling symbol, the Truth-Seeking Ball, and the Sage's Staff.

The nine tails in front of the Sage of Six Paths were still tiny.

"Six Paths Immortal?"

"The legend is actually true?"

"Why can't I see the Sage of Six Paths' face?!"

……

The Sage of Six Paths is just a legend to most people in this world.

It is said that the Sage of Six Paths was the first person to unlock the true meaning of chakra. With the goal of maintaining peace and order, he was the ancestor of the Uchiha, Senju, and Uzumaki clans, and the founder of the Ninjutsu sect.

Few people know that the Sage of Six Paths' real name is Hagoromo Otsutsuki, the eldest son of Kaguya Otsutsuki, and was once the Jinchūriki of the Ten-Tails.

[The Sage of Six Paths: One portion for the One-Tailed Beast, one portion for the Nine-Tailed Beast, one portion for the Two-Tailed Beast, one portion for the Nine-Tailed Beast, one portion for the Three-Tailed Beast, one portion for the Nine-Tailed Beast~]

???

So, this is how the Sage of Six Paths distributed chakra to the tailed beasts?

After all the portions had been distributed to the One-Tailed to the Eight-Tailed, there was still one portion left, which was also given to the Nine-Tailed.

Of course, each tailed beast possesses different chakra, with differences in attributes, but more importantly, differences in the amount of chakra.

Without a doubt, the Nine-Tails' chakra surpasses the combined chakra of the other eight tailed beasts, making it an existence beyond the norm.

Even a fool wouldn't believe that the Sage of Six Paths didn't favor the Nine-Tails!
"Is that so? It's not quite the same as I remember! But whatever, I'll just accept it reluctantly, hahaha~" Nine-Tailed Fox laughed.

"How can this be repaired?" (One tail)

"Heartbroken." - Two-tailed Fox

"The Nine-Tails is my biological offspring." (Three-Tails)

"I don't want to talk." - Ya-Oo.

……

[Sage of Six Paths: Is there an extra dot?]

Yes, the Nine-Tails has too much chakra. Let's share some with the other tailed beasts!
[Sage of Six Paths: The One-Tail still has a bit too much chakra. Share some with the Nine-Tail, and the Two-Tail as well...]

???

After the chakra was divided, Kurama was undoubtedly the strongest. Even if it was split in two, half of Kurama could still overwhelm the other eight tailed beasts.

The Sage of Six Paths was quite satisfied with this method of distributing chakra among the nine tailed beasts. Next, he named the nine tailed beasts.

First, they named the nine-tailed fox "Nine-Tailed Fox".

As for one to eight tails, it doesn't really matter.

[Shukaku, Matatabi, Isobu, Son Goku, King Mu, Saiken, Shigeaki, Ushioni.]

One-Tail, with its extremely strong sense of self-esteem, has become a bit withdrawn.

Many people watching the screen were speechless.

Then, the scene shifts, and the Sage of Six Paths is dead. The Nine-Tails is now roaming freely throughout the ninja world, living a carefree and leisurely life.

One day, a group of idiots came to the Nine-Tailed Fox and said they wanted to catch it.

The Nine-Tails ate two people, both seemingly of the Six Paths Elder's bloodline. Not only did they not die inside the Nine-Tails' stomach, they caused trouble. Unable to bear it any longer, the Nine-Tails vomited them out.
Later, those two idiots died too.

Pure land.

Golden Horn and Silver Horn (the undead): "Politeness?"

[Then a creature with abnormal eyes came to Kurama and asked it to dance. Kurama said it couldn't dance, so it was captured. Later, this creature also died.]

Madara Uchiha (the undead): ? ? ?
"Nine-Tails, your power is too great. I'm sorry, but I cannot let you go unchecked!" A certain figure known as the God of Shinobi said to the Nine-Tails with a serious expression.
Sage Art - Wood Release - True Several Thousand Hands.

(The strongest Wood Release ninjutsu that only the God of Shinobi can master. When Hashirama enters Sage Mode, he claps his hands together and summons a statue of Kannon with countless giant arms. The Kannon statue will crush the enemy with thousands of fists. The size of the Kannon statue is dozens of times larger than the Nine-Tails. It can hold the Nine-Tails in one hand.)
A Buddha statue is depicted on the top of the head.

(Controlling the entire True Thousand Hands, concentrating all weight into the fist to attack the opponent, unleashing thousands of retributions, with power capable of destroying mountains and meteorites...)

The nine-tailed fox was held in the hand of the giant Guanyin statue, like a chick being pinched.

Nine-Tailed Fox: "You're so high and mighty, you think you're so great, I'm... *#..."

Hashirama Senju (the undead) was also a little stunned. Was he as powerful as the image on the light screen showed?
Both the Yang Nine-Tailed Fox and the Yin Nine-Tailed Fox started cursing at each other.

In the forest on the edge of Konoha, Danzo leaned on his cane, staring intently at the light curtain in the sky.

"Is this the First Hokage's Wood Release? It's too powerful. Even the strongest tailed beast seems weak in front of such Wood Release." Danzo muttered to himself. He had Hashirama's cells transplanted into his body, but the Wood Release he could use couldn't even create a green effect, let alone reach the level shown on the light screen.

……

"The Wood Release of the God of Shinobi is simply art!" Deidara of Iwagakure exclaimed, his eyes wide.

Although he had always believed that explosions were art, after seeing the Wood Release technique on the light screen, Deidara felt that it was also art, and that the art he had mastered was far inferior to it.

……

"Is this the power of the First Hokage?"

"A hero who joined forces with Uchiha Madara to end the Warring States period and usher in the era of ninja villages, a man hailed as a god by ninjas."

"The Nine-Tails is stronger than the other eight tailed beasts combined, yet it was utterly powerless against Hashirama Senju. Is this what they call the God of Shinobi?"

"It's too powerful, it's really too powerful."

"Hiruzen Sarutobi's title of the strongest Hokage was really just hype. With the First Hokage's strength, how could Sarutobi possibly defeat him?"

……

In Konoha, the village was abuzz with discussion.

The teachers at the Ninja Academy could only smile wryly. If they told the students there that the Third Hokage was the strongest Hokage, they'd probably be bombarded with criticism.

Now, the kids are not so easy to fool.

As for the claim that what's on the screen is fake and the first generation wasn't that powerful, that would likely be met with even more criticism.

Just thinking about it gives me a headache.

(End of this chapter)