Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 21 Hashirama: Water Release? Forbidden
In the ninja world, the light barrier has disappeared for several days now.

I thought it might happen again yesterday, but it didn't.

Today, I didn't see the light screen appear all morning.

The light curtain appears to exist for a fixed period of time, but the intervals between its appearances are getting longer and longer.

Since the time has been short, the overall structure of the ninja world has not changed.

Konoha, Ichiraku Ramen Restaurant.

"I'm starting." Naruto put his hands together, then picked up his chopsticks, staring intently at the miso ramen in front of him, and added char siu and seafood.

However, just as Naruto was about to eat ramen, people on the street outside the shop started shouting.

"It's a light screen."

"The light curtain has appeared in the sky again."

"Look, everyone!"

What will this light screen reveal?

Could it be a shadow of a pot?

"You've got some nerve. Should you rephrase your words?"

"How dare you discuss Lord Guoying?"

……

The light curtain has reappeared?

Naruto was reluctant to part with his ramen, but he also wanted to see the light screen.

So, holding the bowl in his left hand and chopsticks in his right, he ran outside the shop, looking up at the screen as he ate his ramen with gusto.

"The ramen is still in the pot~" Ichiro was dragged outside by his daughter to see the light screen.

The customers who were waiting for ramen inside the shop also came out.

Looking down from above, the streets of Konoha suddenly became much more crowded.

Upon hearing that the light screen had reappeared, everyone—whether in the store, at home, or in the office of the Naruto Building—didn't want to miss it.

At the same time, everyone is curious about what the light screen will reveal.

Continuing with "Naruto, I Am the Strongest Kazekage"?
Perhaps we could try a different derivative fanfic?

Many people are both expectant and apprehensive, hoping that the screen will expose more of other people's information, while worrying that their own information will be exposed.

For ninjas, intelligence is of paramount importance, and they are often willing to sacrifice themselves to obtain it. For ordinary people, intelligence is just as important.

Even setting aside the prank elements of the light screen, it reveals a lot of important information. As for whether the information is true or false, we need to carefully distinguish between them.

“That is…” The Tsuchikage Building of Iwagakure. The Third Tsuchikage, Onoki, stared wide-eyed at the light screen.

A man wearing a black, tight-fitting combat suit appeared on the screen, with red layered armor over it and a Konoha headband.

Uchiha Madara!

One of the two great masters of the Warring States period, a peerless hero on par with the god of ninjas, Hashirama Senju, also known as the Shura of the ninja world and the Rose of the Battlefield.

Just seeing Madara Uchiha filled Onoki with a deep-seated fear.

Few of those who lived during Ban's time are still alive today.

Many people don't recognize the spots.

Some people also recognized it by the stone statue in the Valley of the End of the Land of Fire.

In addition, there is a portrait of Madara Uchiha in the Konoha Chronicles.

Only a few people recognized that the person on the screen was Madara Uchiha.

Pure land.

Madara Uchiha (the undead): Me? Hmph, I'll have to take a good look at you.

However, the scene on the screen suddenly changed, revealing that it was Hashirama Senju thinking about Madara.

This is true friendship! It's the bond of Konoha, so touching.

However, many people watching the light screen were speechless and looked at it strangely.

Instead of spending time with his wife at home, Dazhuzi was thinking about Uchiha Madara.

Mito was just an accident; Madara was Hashirama's true love!

Madara Uchiha (the undead): ? ? ?
Hashirama Senju (Undead): ? ? ?
Mito Uzumaki (Undead): ? ? ?
Tobirama Senju (Ghost): ...Brother, you've really let your sister-in-law down, you evil Uchiha, you evil Madara...

Holy crap, this is explosive right from the start?

Thinking about it carefully, the God of Ninjas died a bit too young!
After killing Madara with his own hands, Hashirama felt that life had lost its meaning? He wanted to go to the Pure Land to find his best friend?

Tobirama Senju excitedly ran to find Hashirama.

Tobirama: Brother, I've created a new ninjutsu.

Hashirama: Is it Water Release?
Tobirama: No!
Hashirama: Then let's ban it!

Tobirama silently took out a forbidden scroll from Konoha and added his newly invented technique to it.

A few days later, Tobirama excitedly ran to see his brother again.

Tobirama: Brother, I've created another technique, this time... (He was interrupted before he could finish speaking)
Hashirama: Water Release?
Tobirama: No.

Hashirama waved his hand: "Forbidden."

Tobirama: ...Okay!

Tobirama ran over to find his brother again.

Tobirama: Technique
Between the pillars: Water?

Tobirama: No
Hashirama: Forbidden

……

[Hashirama: Tobirama, I heard you've created a new ninjutsu.]

Tobirama: Look for yourself on the forbidden scroll.

Hashirama: ...

Looking at the scene displayed on the screen, with the Second Hokage looking so aggrieved, some people looked at him strangely, some burst into laughter, and others felt sorry for him for a few seconds.

In everyone's mind, the image of the God of Ninjas and the fastest ninja in the world has become much more three-dimensional.

I know a lot about Konoha's forbidden techniques, and I've heard that they were all invented by the Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju.

That’s it, I understand.

The First Hokage also deserves credit! Without the First Hokage, where would Konoha have gotten so many forbidden techniques?
"The First Hokage and the Second Hokage? So all the forbidden techniques in the village were invented by the Second Hokage. Apart from Water Release, all the Second Hokage's techniques were forbidden?" Naruto muttered to himself as he finished his ramen.

Since they are forbidden techniques, they must be very dangerous to practice and very powerful. Naruto admires the Second Hokage, who invented all the forbidden techniques in the village. He is truly amazing!
Hashirama Senju (the undead) scratched the back of his head, feeling a little embarrassed. Back then... well, he admitted that what the light screen revealed wasn't entirely wrong; it at least contained some truth.

But the light screen actually said that his relationship with Mito was just an accident, which is going too far. Also, he and Madara are best friends, they have a bond, it's very pure. The light screen has distorted his image. How will Madara see him?

He sighed again when he thought of Madara.

"This is outrageous! This is a rumor, a distortion of the facts!" Tobirama Senju (the undead) roared, his face dark with fury.

An evil light curtain...

asshole!

……

"This...maybe...perhaps...maybe it's a prank!" Hiruzen Sarutobi said to Homura Mitokado and Koharu Utatane beside him, his expression somewhat unnatural.

Danzo hid at the Root organization's base and didn't come to the Hokage Building.

Mitokado Homura and Utatane Koharu exchanged a glance and said in unison, "It's a prank."

Tobirama Senju was the teacher of Konoha's F4!
It's outrageous that a teacher was pranked.

But thinking of the heavily protected forbidden scrolls, those thick scrolls, containing quite a few forbidden techniques, all invented by the teacher.

So it seems the information displayed on the screen... might be true.

Even if it's not entirely true, it definitely contains elements of truth.

However, the image of the first generation of adults and teachers... is likely to be damaged.

……

Short book street.

Tsunade, who was hiding from her debtors, burst into laughter.

Shizune glanced at Tsunade, then at the light screen. Was it really okay for Lady Tsunade to be smiling so happily?
After all, they were Lady Tsunade's grandfather and great-uncle.

Well, as long as Lady Tsunade is happy, that's all that matters. She's worried about not having money for food or lodging tonight. Sigh! Following Lady Tsunade, it's possible to go hungry three times a day.

(End of this chapter)