Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 14: A Parody? You think this is just a parody?
The ninjas of Sunagakure looked at each other in bewilderment.

The Fourth Kazekage, Rasa, stared intently at the light screen in the sky with a serious expression.

Chiyo, Ebizo, and several elite Jonin stood behind Rasa.

A gust of sand swept by, but it could not obscure the light curtain.

[The desert was desolate. The Third Kazekage, dressed in a blue trench coat, with dark blue hair and yellow eyes, stood solemnly at a 45-degree angle, gazing into the distance.]

Suddenly, a handsome young man with red hair appeared behind the Third Kazekage.

Sasori of the Red Sand, grandson of Chiyo, the advisor of Sunagakure, and the village's most skilled puppeteer.

Chiyo stared intently at her grandson's figure appearing on the screen.

Since her grandson and the Third Kazekage disappeared together, Chiyo has never given up searching for him, but she has not been able to find him. She doesn't actually believe that her grandson is still alive, thinking that he may have sacrificed himself to protect the Third Kazekage.

[Bang! Sasori suddenly launched a sneak attack, turning the Third Kazekage into smoke.]

[Scorpion: A clone?]

A powerful surge of chakra descended from above Sasori's head. Looking up, he saw the Third Kazekage in the air, iron sand forming wings behind him—this was the Third Kazekage's Magnet Release: Iron Sand Wings.

Looking down at Sasori, the Third Kazekage said indifferently, "A sneak attack? Poison? You thought you could kill me? Sasori, you're too foolish. The moment you attacked me, your fate was sealed."

"Could it be that Scorpion killed the Third Hokage?"

Luo Sha's expression changed drastically.

Chiyo and Ebizo were both taken aback.

It's not hard to understand what's on the screen: a person from the 'God Realm' has crossed over to the Ninja Realm and become the Third Kazekage. So, what the Third Kazekage wants to change is the original trajectory of fate.

In other words, the Third Kazekage's disappearance was assassinated by Sasori.

The Third Kazekage was definitely unprepared for Sasori's attack. With Sasori's unexpected sneak attack and the use of potent poison, it was highly likely that he would kill the Third Kazekage.

"This, this must be a prank. Sasori has always respected the Third Hokage and would never do anything so rebellious." Chiyo panicked.

“Yes, yes, it must be a prank,” Ebizo quickly agreed.

However, Luo Sha's gaze darkened, and he said angrily, "A prank? You think this is just a prank?"

To be honest, Chiyo found it hard to accept that the Third Kazekage was assassinated by his own grandson; it was too horrible.

How could a scorpion be so extreme?
Chiyo understood Rasa's personality.

For the sake of the village's interests, he was once willing to sacrifice the village's hero, Shoku-nin Yogakure.

Gaara, Rasa's youngest son, was used as a tool.

Since the Third Kazekage may have been assassinated by Sasori, it's easy to imagine what Rasa will do next.

It's certain that a warrant will be issued for Sasori's arrest, and Sasori will become an S-rank rogue ninja of Sunagakure.

In addition, it is very likely that Chiyo and Ebizo will be removed from their advisory positions and placed under surveillance.

The images on the screen continued to play.

When the sneak attack failed, Scorpion's first reaction was to flee.

Although Sasori is a genius, his strength is still far inferior to that of the Third Kazekage.

If Sasori were given 10 years, and the Third Kazekage's strength didn't change much in those 10 years, perhaps Sasori could rival the Third Kazekage.

However, Sasori was dreaming if he thought he could escape right under the Third Kazekage's nose.

The Third Kazekage then formed hand seals and unleashed the Magnet Release technique.

Iron Sand Rain utilizes the magnetic chakra properties to create a repulsive force, causing iron sand in the form of flying stones to attack the opponent.

Then, iron awls and iron spears appeared one after another.

He didn't even need to use the Sand Iron Boundary Technique to severely injure the scorpion.

The scorpion's limbs were all broken, and its life was in danger.

[The Third Kazekage: "It's heartbreaking to see a genius of our village killed. It's all that old bastard Chiyo's fault for not raising you properly. Your parents were killed by Konoha's White Fang, who then committed suicide. You wanted revenge but instead went to find White Fang's son, Kakashi, and attacked me, the Third Kazekage? Utterly foolish! You're already rotten at such a young age!"] [At the brink of death, Sasori, his face filled with terror, cried and snot streaming down his face: "Third Hokage, spare me! I was wrong!"]

The Third Kazekage shook his head. "Sasori of the Red Sand, your character has collapsed. It's almost unbearable to watch."

[The iron sand fell, and Sasori's head exploded. He died a horrible death. Afterward, the sandstorm buried Sasori's body. The Third Kazekage turned back to rebuild the village, and Sasori was declared 'missing'...]

……

Pure land.

The Third Kazekage (the undead) naturally hated Sasori, who killed him.

Looking at the Third Kazekage who had killed Sasori on the screen, he felt something was off.

He became a person from the 'God Realm', and after adapting, he killed Scorpion. What will he do next?
Despite being reluctant to admit it, Sunagakure is the weakest of the five great ninja villages.

Other major powers and their daimyo support the ninja villages, but the daimyo of the Land of Wind is a fool.

Although Sunagakure is a major ninja village, it is extremely difficult for it to achieve any significant development.

The wisdom from the 'divine realm' might be able to help Sunagakure.

……

Somewhere in the ninja world, Sasori, hidden inside Hiruko, frowned.

His assassination attempt on the Third Kazekage was revealed by the light screen.

In addition, he was killed by the Third Kazekage on the screen, and his death was gruesome, which made him somewhat unhappy.

What annoyed him most was that he was afraid of dying? Crying and begging for mercy before he died? What a joke.

To highlight the Third Kazekage, they're just making fun of him, right?

Naruto, I am the strongest Kazekage?
The potential to become a god?
In other words, it is possible that a parallel world could emerge, in which he failed to ambush the Third Kazekage and was killed.

In addition, he remembered what the Third Kazekage said in the light screen.

Konoha's White Fang committed suicide, but his son is still alive.

Since his parents were killed by White Fang, killing White Fang's son, Hatake Kakashi, was also revenge.

"Kakashi..." Sasori murmured to himself.

……

Konoha.

F4 reunited.

"Sunagakure claims that Konoha used underhanded methods to assassinate the Third Kazekage. Now, the light screen reveals that it was Sasori of the Red Sand from Sunagakure who assassinated the Third Kazekage. This is an internal matter of Sunagakure and has nothing to do with Konoha," Mitokado Homura said in a deep voice.

"Send someone to negotiate with the Fourth Kazekage. We must get Sunagakure to cede some benefits to Konoha," said Koharu Utatane.

"Hmph, not only will we make Sunagakure spit out what they've eaten, but we'll make them do it twice as much," Danzo said coldly.

During the Third Shinobi World War, Sunagakure was defeated, and Konoha negotiated with them, signing an alliance agreement. However, Sunagakure insisted that the Third Kazekage was assassinated by Konoha. In the end, Konoha made some concessions at the negotiating table.

Now that the light screen revealed that Sasori of the Red Sand assassinated the Third Kazekage, Konoha certainly needs to have a proper 'talk' with Sunagakure.

Danzo squinted, his meaning being to make exorbitant demands on Sunagakure, threatening war in return.

Konoha is the strongest of the five great ninja villages, while Sunagakure is the weakest.

Once the war starts, it shouldn't be too difficult for Konoha to crush Sunagakure, but they need to be wary of Kumogakure, Iwagakure, and Kirigakure.

If Konoha were to wage war against Sunagakure, the other three great ninja villages would certainly not remain indifferent.

Of course, shouting the slogan of war was only a threat to Sunagakure.

"A person from the 'God Realm' became the Third Kazekage, and even said he would lead Sunagakure to rise again..." The Third Hokage took a drag of his cigarette, his brows furrowed.

(End of this chapter)