Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 13 "Naruto, I am the Strongest Kazekage"

Not to mention that everyone in the entire Naruto world watching the screen was in an uproar.

On the screen, dazzling golden hands flipped through "Naruto".

[Boring!]

Immediately afterwards, the scene on the screen changed, and a bookshelf appeared. The 999-layer bookshelf was neatly filled with densely packed books, and behind the bookshelf was another bookshelf, and behind that, there seemed to be countless bookshelves.

Some book titles on the first bookshelf became visible.

[“Naruto, I am the Fourth Tsuchikage Deidara,” “I, Danzo, am the true Hokage, Hiruzen regrets it,” “This Byakugan is better off without, Neji rises,” “Jiraiya is devastated, Tsunade and I have many children, may we be blessed,” “Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha,” “Izuna: The naturally evil pillar…”

Damn~
The group stared in disbelief at the light screen.

The Hidden Stone Village in the Land of Earth.

Deidara: ? ? ?

Fourth Tsuchikage?

But the Fourth Tsuchikage is one thing, but what's with adding "Hokage" before the title?
Then, reader reviews appeared below each book on the screen.

[Reborn as Deidara? Interesting.]

[Onoki: Deidara, you're the only one fit to be the Fourth Tsuchikage! What? My son, Hijiri? My granddaughter, Kurotsuchi? Neither of them can shoulder this responsibility! Hijiri is reckless, Kurotsuchi lacks wisdom, Iwagakure can only rely on you~]

Earth Shadow Building.

Onoki's face darkened, and so did Koto's.

At the ninja academy, Kurotsuchi pouted, looking angry.

What the hell? That brat Deidara...

……

Leaf, the base of root tissue.

Danzo: ? ? ?
A person from the world of 'The Creator God' transmigrated and became him. He performed outstandingly during the First Shinobi World War, and Tobirama made him the Third Hokage.

then……

Monkey: Danzo, you'll regret this.

Danzo: Hiruzen, I am the Hokage.

I have to say, just thinking about it is pretty cool.

……

At the Konoha Ninja Academy, Hyuga Neji stared in shock at the light screen.

A person from the 'divine realm' transmigrated and became him, starting by gouging out his own eyes? For freedom, and to avoid being planted with the 'caged bird' curse.

"Give me liberty or give me death?" Neji's eyes were filled with confusion.

Losing a pair of white eyes and getting a pair of ordinary eyes transplanted, can one still rise to prominence?
Life is precious, love is more precious, but freedom is the most valuable of all. Neji was confined like a caged bird!

Why bother with the white eyes? Just defect! This trash Konoha is no place to stay.

[Yes, defecting, attacking Konoha, defeating the F4, he's become Neji. What's the point if he doesn't defect?]

Neji: ? ? ?
……

Mt. Miaomu.

Jiraiya: I...

Having many children with Tsunade is considered a blessing? He's going to be driven crazy with jealousy.

……

Outside a casino in the Land of Fire, Tsunade stood with a dark expression.

Pure Land, Kato Dan (the spirit of the dead): ...

Konoha Ninja School.

Naruto: ???
Sasuke:? ? ?
Naruto Uzumaki? Satsuki Uchiha?

I was deeply shocked, absolutely shocked!

Sakura, Ino, and the others were also stunned.

Seriously, my friends and I were completely stunned. So, the people in the world of 'The Creator God'... not only like to play pranks, but they're also... into BL (Boys' Love), and...

……

Pure Land, Uchiha Izuna (the dead): ? ? ?

During the Warring States period, 'he' didn't die, but killed Tobirama Senju? He harbored deep hostility towards the Senju clan and showed no respect for the First Hokage, calling him "Big Pillar." His brother defected, but he stayed in Konoha and became the Second Hokage. He originally intended to defect with his brother, but Hashirama kowtowed to him without warning.

Hashirama begged him repeatedly, even kowtowing, and Konoha truly needed him. For the sake of the village and the peace of the ninja world, he reluctantly accepted the position of Second Hokage, taking on disciples such as Uchiha Kagami, Mitokado Homura, and Utatane Koharu, and taking on Akikaze. What? Hiruzen Sarutobi and Danzo? Both were short-lived!

After becoming the Second Hokage, suppressing the Senju clan was of course a must.

Therefore, the Senju clan was put in charge of the Konoha Police Department. Although there was no Nine-Tails attack, the Senju clan was inherently evil, so they were naturally driven to the edge of the village and needed to be monitored.

Tsunade slaughtered the Senju clan on the condition that she would protect her younger brother Nawaki. Afterwards, she defected and joined an organization called "Akatsuki," codenamed "Gambling."

Hashirama Senju (the undead) scratched his head, looking quite shrewd: This is clearly a prank by people from the 'Gods'.

Tobirama Senju (the ghost): A foolish older brother, an inherently evil Uchiha, and those despicable people from the 'God Realm'...

……

Erzhuzi's face darkened even more.

So, Hashirama Senju, the God of Shinobi, is the Great Pillar? And Sasuke Uchiha is the Second Pillar?

Itachi Uchiha fell into deep thought.

In exchange for protecting his younger brother, he was to exterminate the entire clan.

Akatsuki organization?
In addition, some of the densely packed 'book reviews' appearing on the screen are...

'Trash book,' 'No good reading,' 'It's toxic,' 'You can't even do this right!'... I won't go into the likes, but...

'Great book, update quickly, can't sleep at night,' 'This book has the potential to become a god'...

The potential to become a god?
Fan works?

parallel world?

The main world is "Naruto". If a fanfic becomes a "god", will a parallel world be created?
Furthermore, can changes in the timeline create parallel worlds?

The nature of the world?
At this moment, it's not just Itachi Uchiha who's pondering this question.

Some people didn't believe it, some were skeptical, some were shocked, some trembled, and some were curious—the reactions varied.

At that moment, the golden hands on the light screen took a book from the bookshelf.

[Naruto, I Am the Strongest Kazekage]

A corporate slave dies unexpectedly and is transported to the Naruto world, becoming the Third Kazekage.

The strongest Kazekage in history? Then I'll lead Sunagakure to rise again!
The Third Hokage: I'm just bragging about being the strongest Hokage, but the Third Kazekage was truly powerful. If you encounter the Third Kazekage on the battlefield, you're allowed to abandon your mission.

Danzo: I deserve 70% credit for the rise of Sunagakure, though that was not my intention.

Mei Terumi, the Fifth Mizukage: I want to marry the Third Kazekage, and Kirigakure is my dowry.

Fourth Raikage: The AB combination is nothing compared to the Third Kazekage.

...]

The blood mist of the Hidden Mist Village in the Land of Water has not yet dissipated.

Mei Terumi was stunned. Was she the Fifth Mizukage?
But... she's crying and begging to marry the Third Kazekage? The Hidden Mist Village is her dowry, doesn't that seem a bit outrageous?
Also, now some people will probably target her! However, some people will also side with her, so it's a mixed bag!

Mei Terumi was dumbfounded, while on the Konoha side, the Third Hokage, Danzo, and many others were also stunned.

Then, the Third Hokage and Danzo's faces both darkened.

Was the title of the Third Hokage the only one given?

Is Danzo largely to blame for the rise of Sunagakure? Have you considered Danzo's feelings?
The Fourth Raikage smashed his desk with a single punch, so what is he? No, he and Killer Bee combined are nothing.

How can it be repaired?

The Third Kazekage was a complete idiot. He disappeared without a trace. Trash. How dare he call himself the strongest Kazekage?

Raikage's secretary looked helpless. Another desk needed to be changed. How many times this month?

(End of this chapter)