Rebirth: My Tiger-Type Girlfriend is Truly Delicious

Chapter 123 Fun on the water (two-in-one, please subscribe for newbies)

A few people made a lot of noise.

It was much louder than when Auntie came to make trouble.

Jiang Zhifei stood seven or eight steps away, watching a few people quickly escalate from a civil fight to a physical fight, and couldn't help feeling a little regretful in his heart.

It's a pity that I don't have any melon seed beer or anything on hand.

Lu Chaoyu, holding a small fan in his hand, felt extremely comfortable when he saw the chaos over there.

She is not the character of the Lotus Lady descending to earth.

Lu Chaoyu was not yet able to be overflowing with love and sympathize with the naughty child and the irritable aunt.

It's just that, as smart as she is, she can't help but feel that this is too much of a coincidence.

Thinking back to what Lao Jiang said just now, she subconsciously asked Jiang Zhifei:
"Lao Jiang, couldn't you have done this?"

Jiang Zhifei deliberately pretended to be serious and replied:
"Ms. Lu, as a legal practitioner, I warn you not to talk nonsense, or I will sue you for libel."

Lu Chaoyu thought about it carefully. Lao Jiang stayed next to her from beginning to end.

Indeed, there is no chance to make small moves.

It's impossible. Jiang Zhifei has some magical props, right?

Lu Chaoyu felt funny about his imagination, and said to Jiang Zhifei with a smile:
"Okay, I believe you, I was just thinking wildly."

Jiang Zhifei heard this and took the opportunity to ask for a kiss.

But the fighting there became more and more intense, which immediately attracted the attention of the two people.

At some point, the aunt had already climbed up from the ground, challenging the parents of the naughty children one-on-one without losing.

However, due to the backlash runes in his body, he was unable to exert his full strength.

She held her chest and rolled on the ground for a while, wailing. Then she resurrected with full blood and cut off a lot of hair from her naughty father.

After crying for a while, the bear kid saw that no one was watching him, so he used the water gun as a firewood stick and joined the chaos.

Against both sides, it can be said that they are evenly matched.

The buffs for the old, weak, sick and disabled are all stacked up.

The spectators queuing up all around were so excited that they even delayed checking in for tickets.

The farce lasted for nearly 10 minutes.

The security staff of Dream Valley arrived and struggled to separate the two groups.

Jiang Zhifei keenly discovered that the aunt, who was extremely powerful in combat, could also use ruthless tricks like the Nine Yin White Bone Claws despite being in pain.

He couldn't help but be deeply impressed.

If the aunt does not change her bad behavior, I am afraid that there will be one more case of difficult and complicated disease in the medical field in the future.

The naughty family of three also became unkempt.

Two red scratches were clearly visible on the face of the naughty boy's father.

But even so, both opponents are still eager to try, and they want to fight for another rounds.

Many tourists around had taken videos with their mobile phones.

Jiang Zhifei estimated that even if a few people were not convicted of picking quarrels and provoking trouble, they would probably become popular on the Internet for a while.

But that has nothing to do with him.

After watching several people being escorted away by security guards while swearing, Jiang Zhifei and Lu Chaoyu finally entered the water park smoothly.

Since the two of them were not prepared in advance, they paid a certain amount of IQ tax and bought swimsuits and trunks at a high price.

Jiang Zhifei walked out of the locker room and stood by the giant pool, feeling a little uneasy in his heart.

Swimsuits are sold in different places, so he doesn't know what kind of swimsuit Xiao Yu has chosen.

I don’t know if it’s a pink bikini or dark blue water?

No matter which one it is, it is worth Jiang Zhifei's expectations.

After a while, Jiang Zhifei heard a familiar voice like wind chimes:
"Old Jiang!"

Jiang Zhifei turned around excitedly.

But when he saw Xiaoyu's black one-piece sports swimsuit, he suddenly became silent.

How come this is more than what I wore before I changed into a swimsuit?
It must be the wrong way for him to open it.

Jiang Zhifei closed his eyes hard and then opened them again.

But there is still no change.

Lu Chaoyu walked up to him and asked with concern: "Lao Jiang, are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere in your eyes?"

"No, it's just that sand got into my eyes just now."

"Then I'll give you a blowjob."

Without waiting for Jiang Zhifei to respond, Lu Chaoyu stood on tiptoes and blew into the corner of Jiang Zhifei's eyes.

"How's it going? Are your eyes still hurting?"

"Feel much better."

Jiang Zhifei asked casually, "Xiaoyu, did you choose this swimsuit style yourself?"

"No, the store clerk said this one is the best for me. It cost 500 yuan. Why?"

"it's okay no problem."

Jiang Zhifei was vague, but in his heart he felt that the clerk had really bad taste.

Obviously dead reservoir water is more suitable!
Jiang Zhifei did not accept any rebuttal.

He turned to look at the busy water park, and for a moment he didn't want to go into the water.

Not for anything else, just because there are too many people.

Make him feel like he is looking at dumplings.

Jiang Zhifei thought of the strategy, held Lu Chaoyu's hand and said:

"Xiao Yu, let's go on the slide, it's said to be very interesting."

"Ah?" Lu Chaoyu said subconsciously: "This slide doesn't sound exciting. It's better to go surfing."

Jiang Zhifei said mysteriously: "The experience of water slides is still different. Let's go and show you something."

Led by Jiang Zhifei, Lu Zhaoyu came to a large water equipment somewhere.

Colorful lights illuminated the sky, making them feel as if they were in a city that never sleeps.

And despite the commotion around them, there were still screams from time to time that reached their ears.

Both of them were slightly stunned for a moment.

Jiang Zhifei raised his head and looked at the huge thing in front of him, as well as the pipes rising and falling from high to low, and couldn't help but be speechless.

He finally knew why Kang Shuaifu's Braised Beef Noodles had to be written based on the real thing.

It's a scam, isn't it!

The slide looks like a fairy tale park in the picture, but why does it become so challenging in real life?

This doesn't look any better than riding a roller coaster.

Lu Chaoyu's eyes lit up and he couldn't hide his excitement and said to Jiang Zhifei:
"Okay, Lao Jiang, I didn't expect you to be so smart and find such a fun place.

Come on, hurry up and line up! "

Jiang Zhifei is now an old sow trying to get through the fence, and is in a dilemma.

He chose the land and brought the people there.

There is no point in saying anything now.

Like the United States, he is now shooting himself in the foot.

Half-pushed and half-finished, Jiang Zhifei and Xiaoyu went up the stairs and touched the starting point of the large slide device.

Maybe it's because of the nightclub, and the big slide is really not suitable for all ages.

By accident, they waited less than 5 minutes before it was their turn to experience it.

After the last tourist entered the slide, the staff began to explain the background and safety matters to the two people.

Lu Chaoyu listened with great interest.

But Jiang Zhifei couldn't help complaining in his heart:
Although I know that this is a Middle Eastern-themed water park.

But calling this big slide the Euphrates is too casual, isn't it?

Money will be deducted for homophonic memes!

But he complained, and when he heard the safety precautions, he still listened carefully.

The entire large slide device has a height of 19 meters, and the fastest slide speed reaches 15 meters per second.

It is equivalent to the speed of vehicles on the main roads in the suburbs.

And the slide is also equipped with pipeline settings such as going down the river, shaking left and right, rotating at high speed, and falling into the abyss.

Just listening to it makes people feel a little dizzy.

And the other party is indeed a professional staff member.

When he just finished his introduction, the intercom at his waist rang:

"Abin, Abin, you can let a group of people come in."

"received."

Jiang Zhifei fully prepared himself mentally.

But when he followed the current and actually entered the slide, it was a different experience.

About 1 minute or so.There was a crash.

Jiang Zhifei rushed out from the exit of the slide, causing a large splash of water.

He felt like his internal organs were almost knocked out.

For safety reasons, he and Xiao Yu are not in the same pipe.

Jiang Zhifei endured the discomfort and stood up quickly.

He borrowed two water guns from the staff and stood ready at the pipe mouth nearby.

About ten seconds later.

Xiaoyu's fair and slender long legs appeared.

The water splashed when she rushed out hit her face, causing her to subconsciously close her eyes.

And when she was about to open her eyes and get up, suddenly there was water like a shower, spraying directly into her face.

She quickly ducked to the side.

But the water flow was as if it had long legs.

Lu Chaoyu couldn't help but cover his face with his hands and reluctantly opened his eyes.

Then, she saw Jiang Zhifei standing in the water, squirting at her from left to right.

Hurrah.

Just leave it here and cosplay with her as an old woman with two guns, right?
At this moment, Jiang Zhifei found the happiness of a naughty child.

But unfortunately, as Zhizunbao said, happy time is always short.

When Jiang Zhifei's water gun ran out of water, it was time for Lu Chaoyu to fight back.

"Lao Jiang, Salenger, stop here.

Still want to run?Can you run away? You can eat me overwhelmingly! "

"Okay, okay, let's stop the fight. If you splash me again, I'll fight back."

Jiang Zhifei laughed while hiding, playing with Xiao Yu in the pool.

If someone else could record it, it would definitely be a vlog full of gimmicks:

A young beauty attacks a shirtless man in a public place at night and performs wet temptation.avi.

When Jiang Zhifei was exhausted, he and Xiao Yu climbed up from the pool.

And he was horrified to find that Xiaoyu's eyes were eager to try, unspokenly expressing the idea of ​​​​wanting to play again.

Jiang Zhifei said quickly: "Xiaoyu, I think the water rafting project over there is good."

"Then let's go play the big slide again, okay?"

"This, this..."

"is it okay!"

It's rare that Lu Zhaoyu, who is usually full of Yujie's attributes, turned on the loli voice mode in order to pull Jiang Zhifei to play the big slide again.

Jiang Zhifei actually wanted to refuse.

But when the words came to his lips, for some reason they turned into: "No problem!"

"Sure enough, Lao Jiang is the best, gogogo."

With Xiao Yu holding hands, the two walked up the previous stairs.

At this moment, Jiang Zhifei suddenly remembered an ancient poem that he had seen before from a certain great literary work:
The body of a twenty-eight-year-old girl looks like a piece of cake.

Slay the fool with the sword at the waist.

This poem is really well written.

No wonder some people regard beautiful women as savage beasts.

Eh?From which book did I read this poem before?

It seems to be one of the four famous novels of the Ming Dynasty, and a sequel to Water Margin.

When he gets some free time, Jiang Zhifei must study this famous book and cultivate his sentiments.

I played on the slide again with Xiaoyu.

Jiang Zhifei was so shaken that his internal organs seemed to be out of place.

Coming out of the slide, Jiang Zhifei stood up from the pool quickly and skillfully.

He once again picked up the water gun with his left and right hands at the same time, and thought of repeating the same trick, scoring twice.

Jiang Zhifei quietly lurked behind the entrance of the slide.

Not long after, he heard the familiar sound of water crashing.

Jiang Zhifei was about to step forward with a gun, but suddenly realized that something was not right.

Because the back figure he saw was completely naked, with nothing on his upper body.

And looking at the outline of the other person's back, he looks a bit like a man...

No, this horse is a man!
Jiang Zhifei felt a chill in his heart and secretly cried out.

And when he was about to run away, he heard Xiaoyu's clear voice coming from behind:
"Jiang Zhifei, don't move!

You are surrounded by me, put down your weapons and raise your hands, surrender is your only way out. "

Hearing this, Jiang Zhifei had no choice but to raise his hands, but did not drop the water gun.

He asked with some confusion: "Xiao Yu, why did you appear behind me.

In terms of weight, I am heavier than you, so why should I slip out first? "

"Because, after you slid down, I immediately changed with the uncle on the far left slide.

So when I slid out, you didn't even notice me.

How, am I smart? "

Jiang Zhifei:...

This woman's scheming is comparable to that of the powerful Douzong, but she is so terrifying.

Jiang Zhifei didn't expect that he would be stalked by a mantis stalking a cicada, but he would be followed by a little rainy oriole.

Miscalculation Miscalculation.

Jiang Zhifei held up two water guns, sighed to Lu Chaoyu behind him and said:

"give me a chance."

"How to give you a chance."

"I didn't have a choice before, now I just want to be a good person."

"Oh, forget it, I won't give you a chance."

Jiang Zhifei:...

Xiaoyu, why don’t you follow your lines!
Jiang Zhifei adjusted his breathing and said confidently:

"Xiaoyu, although you don't have martial ethics, you came to cheat and sneak attack on me, a 22-year-old little comrade.

But I still want to advise you, Mouse Tail Juice, to reflect carefully..."

Halfway through his words, he was suddenly interrupted by Xiao Yu:

"Lao Jiang, why are you talking so much nonsense? Hurry up and put down your weapons and surrender, otherwise I will go on a killing spree."

Jiang Zhifei smiled very calmly and said: "Xiao Yu, I laugh at your innocence.

You only have one water gun, but I have two. Even a primary school student can figure out who has the advantage..."

As Jiang Zhifei spoke, he turned around in an orderly manner.

But the next second, his expression turned spartan.

Something like this: 0ДQ
Because, he suddenly discovered that the water gun in Xiaoyu's hand was as big as a billion points.

Isn’t this Gatling? !
Why does Xiaoyu have this ghost thing in his hand?

Seeing Jiang Zhifei's dull expression, Lu Chaoyu laughed wildly without concealing it and said:

"Lao Jiang, keep talking, what advantages do you have?"

The corner of Jiang Zhifei's mouth twitched slightly and he answered with a smile:

"Is it too late for me to surrender now?"

"It's too late," Lu Chaoyu said with a grim smile, "You thief, you should die!"

"Ah, no, that, pfft, Xiaoyu, you have to calm down, pfft..."

The second round of confrontation between the two ended in Jiang Zhifei's disastrous defeat.

It's not that we are incompetent, but that the enemy's army is too strong.

With the water intensity of the Gatlin in Xiaoyu's hand, Jiang Zhifei's two water guns combined could only be used as a gift.

There is no way to fight back!
Jiang Zhifei finally experienced firsthand what it was like to wash a car at a car wash.

Both of them climbed ashore a little exhausted, rested on a bench for a while, and then went rafting on the water.

But after Gatling's attack, Jiang Zhifei felt that the water he was sprayed while rafting was childish.

The moon is high in the sky and people are noisy.

After the two finished surfing, they changed their clothes and came out.

Jiang Zhifei looked at the time, smiled at Xiao Yu and said:
"It's almost time, let's go watch a show."

(End of this chapter)