Rebirth: My Tiger-Type Girlfriend is Truly Delicious

Chapter 122 Naughty kid vs. grumpy aunt (two-in-one, please subscribe for newbies)

Seeing Jiang Zhifei and Lu Chaoyu both ignoring her, the aunt with tattooed earthworm eyebrows said angrily:
"Can't you two hear me?
I just look down on young people like you, you have no quality, what are you so crazy about? "

As soon as these words came out, other tourists who came to watch the fun couldn't help but frown.

The aunt speaks with a Beijing accent, which is basically equivalent to saying that she is a member of the family.

However, this is not Yanjing. Where does this aunt get her sense of superiority?

Anyone with a discerning eye can see that this aunt is clearly making trouble for no reason and causing trouble.

It's just that it's none of my business, just hang it up high.

They knew that this aunt was looking for trouble, but they were still enjoying watching the show.

Seeing that no one was paying attention to her, the aunt became even more enthusiastic and said to everyone around her:
"If this were left to pass, both of them would have to be dragged into a fight. This is called the crime of lese majeste!"

Big Mom's yelling and shouting successfully attracted the attention of the front, back, left, and right sides.

Lu Chaoyu's pretty face was cold and her pink fists were clenched.

Jiang Zhifei's eyes darkened, and he decided to teach the aunt how to behave physically.

He chose the previously opened treasure chest item and finally decided to use the "Evil Man's Backlash Rune".

According to the system instructions, this item will cause physical pain to the villain being affected.

But this prop has a trigger condition:
The user must successfully overwhelm the villain once in terms of momentum to successfully activate the prop.

In other words, if you are submissive and dare not say anything when facing evil people, you cannot use the "Evil Man's Backlash Rune".

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the silent Jiang Zhifei finally got up, mocked the aunt like watching a monkey and said:
"You said it's just a plank, why do you think so?"

The aunt was startled at first, obviously she didn't expect that Jiang Zhifei suddenly became hard.

But then, the aunt raised her head and proudly said:
"Not because of anything else, just because I was born in Xinhua Kingdom and grew up in Chengtianmen."

She proudly pointed to her forehead and said:
"I'm really from the Yellow Banner, see if you see it, I have the sky-reaching pattern, look at it, look at it, do you have it?"

Seeing the aunt's triumphant expression, Jiang Zhifei sneered in his heart.

Pu Yi: Pull him down, my great youth is dead, what's the use of saying this.JPG
And with a joking look on his face, he mocked the aunt in a Northeastern accent and said:
"According to your words, I am from Shengjing, Fengtian Province..."

When the aunt heard the words, she subconsciously wanted to ridicule Jiang Zhifei.

But then she heard Jiang Zhifei’s words:
"And I am from Xianghuang Banner, and my father's surname is Jin."

Lu Chaoyu:? ? ?

Aunt:......

It's broken, I'm a stand-in.

Seeing that the aunt fell silent for a moment, the tourists around her couldn't help but whisper.

Among them, there are relatively good ones on modern history, which I hope will be used to popularize science among nearby tourists.

The Qing Dynasty had a system of eight banners, among which the Xianghuang Banner was the most noble, and the owner of the banner was the emperor himself.

As for the surname Jin, because of some special historical reasons, many nobles of the Qing Dynasty changed their surname to Jin.

Their original surname was Aixinjueluo, which was the surname of the Qing Dynasty royal family.

In short, the proud identity of the aunt suddenly became worthless in front of Jiang Zhifei.

Even speaking of the feudal dregs, she even wanted to greet Jiang Zhifei.

【Ding!When the trigger condition is met, the host can activate the "Wicked Backlash Rune" at any time]

After the aunt was speechless for a moment, she said to Jiang Zhifei without any sign of weakness:
"Well, the Xianghuang Banner outside the pass cannot be called Xianghuang Banner..."

As soon as these words came out, several people around who knew history couldn't help laughing.

In fact, the aunt knew in her heart that her explanation was nothing more than a meeting between eunuchs.

But the reason why evil people are evil is because they often have no regrets for their mistakes.

After a few quibbles, she cursed and walked back.

And she didn't give in.

He was just afraid that if Jiang Zhifei continued to argue with her, he might show his cowardice.

After all, she, a serious old Yanjingzhenghuangqi, can't even speak a word of Manchu.

The people queuing up around them gradually returned to their original formation as they saw no excitement.

Jiang Zhifei sat back on the folding stool and listened to Xiaoyu ask suspiciously in a low voice:
"Lao Jiang, what's wrong with you Xianghuangqi?

Also, when did Uncle Jiang change his surname to Jin? "

"Harmful!" Jiang Zhifei said with a casual smile:
"They are all fake. They are just lying to this aunt. This aunt has also suffered the consequences of being uneducated."

"Tch! I think what you said is so true. Even if you change Uncle Jiang's surname, you won't be afraid that he will beat you up if he finds out."

"Hey, Xiaoyu, you don't know something.

When Jiang Dong was young, in order to facilitate the clothing business with the Southern Dynasty, he did take a Korean name named Jin.

Moreover, he also had a nickname that was murderous and ruthless. "

When Lu Chaoyu heard this, he couldn't help but asked curiously: "What's your nickname?"

Jiang Zhifei answered seriously:
"The nickname given by the Jianghu people is North Korea's cold-faced killer."

Lu Chaoyu:......

"Jiang Zhifei! I believed your lies. Come on, I'll let you know what a big liar killer is."

"No, no, no, I really can't stand the itch..."

The intimate gestures between the two made the tourists in line look envious.

After another ten minutes, the two finally approached the gate of the water world.

At this time, the sound of waves and splashing in the water could clearly be heard in their ears.

The water vapor blowing towards your face makes people feel cool.

When it was almost Jiang Zhifei's turn to check the tickets, a little boy appeared out of nowhere, holding a water gun and spraying water on people everywhere.

What's even better is that the people he chooses to have sex with are all young and beautiful women.

Because he is a child, and his parents are following behind him, he is big and round, with a muscular face.

Therefore, the little girls who were being yelled at could only choose to scream, but they dared not speak out in anger.

But this undoubtedly encouraged the arrogance of the naughty child in disguise.

He drew another full tube of water from the water park and rushed to the ticket gate happily.

And at a glance, he noticed the shining Lu Chaoyu among the crowd.

Without hesitation, he rushed to Lu Chaoyu in three steps at a time.

And when the naughty kid raised his water gun, Jiang Zhifei realized something was wrong.

Relying entirely on instinct, he ducked in front of Xiao Yu to protect him.

Swish!
In an instant, Jiang Zhifei's back was soaked with water.

The black t-shirt clung to his skin.

"Lao Jiang, are you alright?"

Lu Zhaoyu came to his senses, looked behind him, and saw that the brat was making faces at them, and couldn't help showing an angry face.

"it's okay no problem."

Jiang Zhifei turned around as he spoke.

At this time, the parents of the naughty child also came over.

The naughty child handed the finished water gun to his parents and took another water gun with a larger capacity.

Obviously, the parents of the naughty child knew that their son was misbehaving.

But the two of them acted as if they didn't see anything and didn't even bother to apologize.

Seeing the other party's attitude, Jiang Zhifei couldn't help smiling wryly, but he wasn't surprised at all.

What kind of naughty child can't have a naughty parent behind it?
What Jiang Zhifei was feeling was that when he went out today, he should check the almanac.

The grumpy aunt and the naughty child, two creatures that are hated by humans and dogs, actually let him run into them.

Seeing the attitude of the naughty child's parents, Xiaoyu became furious and wanted to argue with them.

But Jiang Zhifei intentionally said first:
"Xiao Yu, forget it, he is just a child, there is no need to be like a child."

When Lu Chaoyu heard this, he couldn't help but frown slightly.

Based on her understanding of Lao Jiang, the other party was definitely not someone who could say such docile words.

In Chinese society, the so-called Eight Forgivenesses are very popular:
It’s all here, it’s not easy. I’m here to celebrate the New Year. I’ll give you face. It’s for your own good. I’m a child...

These eight forgivenesses are, in the final analysis, eight common moral kidnappings.

The fact that 'It's a Child' is among them shows the breadth of its existence.Lu Chaoyu felt from the bottom of her heart that if she tolerated the naughty children and their parents, it would be tantamount to aiding the evil.

She gritted her teeth and said to Jiang Zhifei:
"Lao Jiang, you are completely condoning them by saying this.

Making mistakes but not being taught a lesson is definitely not a good thing for the child's future. "

Jiang Zhifei shook his T-shirt, causing a small puddle of water on the marble floor, and said calmly: "I know."

"You know why..."

"Because, I thought of a better way for this child to receive an education."

Lu Chaoyu:?

Looking at Jiang Zhifei's inscrutable look, she was a little confused.

While the two of them were talking, the naughty kid kept flirting with Jiang Zhifei.

Jiang Zhifei responded with a pleased smile.

Xing, my little brother is very energetic. He will definitely become more and more successful in his childhood, and he will be very torturous.

Jiang Zhifei looked at the naughty kid and used the same prop called "Character Favorability Reverser" on him.

This prop will cause cognitive impairment in the person being affected, causing the attributes of the favorite character to be reversed.

For chestnut:

If a straight man who originally had a soft spot for white, thin bodies will be instantly obsessed with black flesh under the influence of this prop.

However, the effect of this prop only lasts for 3 minutes, so it is of little significance.

Jiang Zhifei originally regarded this prop as a prank weapon.

But at this moment, he secretly hopes that this "Character Favorability Reverser" can achieve the desired results.

The parents of the naughty children did not notice the strange changes in their children.

They praised their children as always:
"Our family Lele is so lively. Mom is proud of you."

"Lele, are you tired from playing? How about daddy taking you to eat hamburgers?"

If I heard this sentence in the past, the naughty kid would smile and nod in agreement.

But at this moment, he felt that his parents were disgusting.

As nasty as the monster in Bump Manley.

Facing the two big-faced dishes that came close to each other, the naughty kid spat on each of them without hesitation.

Ah tui!

Immediately afterwards, he picked up the water gun and ran away.

Parents of naughty children:...

The woman wiped the saliva from her face and asked the man in confusion:
"Husband, Lele, what does he mean?"

The man thought for a while, unwilling to accept the fact that his education had failed, and found an excuse to explain:

"Probably, it's a way to express love.

By the way, isn’t it said online that alpacas like to spit on people close to them? "

"You really want to say that our son is just a fool?!"

"Speak politely and pay attention to your quality."

"Oh, husband, what do you mean, our son is a fool?"

"..."

While the two were talking, a naughty kid named Lele trotted past Lu Chaoyu.

At this moment, Xiaoyu is already gearing up and getting ready.

If this naughty kid dares to hit her with a water gun again, she will break the water gun.

Let the naughty kid and his parents know the serious consequences of messing with a taekwondo black belt player.

But to her surprise, the naughty kid who had been very interested in her just now rolled his eyes at her.

That look of disgust was like seeing Ruhua in a movie.

For some reason, Lu Chaoyu felt even angrier when he saw the naughty boy's look.

She subconsciously took a step forward, but Jiang Zhifei grabbed her wrist.

"Lao Jiang, why are you pulling me? Saleng'er, let me go.

I want this kid to know that he cannot mess with some beautiful, young, fair-skinned and long-legged young ladies. "

Jiang Zhifei:...

Xiaoyu, don't you use a little too many adjectives?

And Jiang Zhifei talked badly, so he persuaded Xiaoyu not to be impulsive.

At this time, the naughty boy looked around at the crowd in line, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

The aunt who was still cursing Jiang Zhifei suddenly saw a child appearing out of nowhere.

She frowned and was about to scold this unlucky child, but her parents didn't know how to take it seriously.

But before she could say anything, the naughty boy poured all the water from the water gun onto her body with a smirk on his face.

A conservative estimate is that the water in the kid's water gun is at least as much as two bottles of Coke.

Moreover, the water gun still sprays out at high speed in a stamping manner.

In an instant, Auntie felt that the whole world went cold.

She was like a drowned rat, completely dumbfounded.

After the little boy finished sipping the water, he chuckled a few times, but his expression suddenly froze.

Then, he put down the water gun with a confused look on his face, suddenly confused as to why he did this.

The aunt in front of me is so ugly.

The naughty child suddenly felt that his young heart had been greatly impacted.

Both of them were in a fugue state.

The scene fell into an eerie silence for a moment.

The bear child's parents followed closely behind, and they were also taken aback when they saw this scene.

But after they reacted for a moment, they anxiously said to the naughty child:

"Lele, what's wrong with you? Don't scare mom."

"Lele, did someone scare you? Dad vented for you."

When the naughty boy heard this, his dilated pupils returned to focus. He was about to say something, but heard the wet aunt curse angrily:
"Whose little brat is this big**? I'm @#￥%&..."

In extreme anger, the words spoken by the aunt were all muffled by beeps.

But at this time, she didn't know that she had the "Evil Man's Backlash Rune" in her body.

Therefore, after she said the evil words, the burning pain suddenly felt like needles pricking her skin.

At this moment, the naughty child's mother quickly covered the naughty child's ears and stared at the aunt with an angry face.

The naughty child’s father questioned the aunt and said:

"As for scolding so badly? Ah! My Jia Lele is just a child.

How old are you? How dare you know as much as a child. You have been useless for so many years..."

Before he could utter the word 'live', he suddenly heard the aunt scream, and fell to the ground, rolling in pain.

This scene instantly startled the tourists around.

After the aunt experienced the pain for the first few seconds, she felt nothing again.

But instead of getting up, she screamed even louder.

When the naughty child's father saw this, he said in a panic:

"Is this a porcelain thing? Let me tell you, we don't accept this.

Lele, let’s go back to the hotel and don’t bother with this old lady..."

The naughty family wanted to run away.

But Auntie is not alone.

Several old sisters from Yanjing who were traveling with them immediately surrounded the three of them.

The scene suddenly became chaotic like a pan of oil splashing water.

　Guys, if you have a ticket, give it a quilt, thank you
　　
　
(End of this chapter)