Unparalleled Double Harmony

Chapter 534: Clown War (Part )

In many martial arts films or horror films, there is often such a plot:

A man pushed the door and walked into a room. He first glanced inside the room. When he found no threats, he closed the door and turned his gaze to the cabinets, under the bed, or other places where people could hide... and just as he focused his attention on those places and went forward to search, the camera began to move up slowly, slowly showing... above the door, in a corner of the ceiling, there was a dormant black shadow, crawling on the wall like a spider, staring at the person who was still searching with his head down.

At this moment, Dan, who entered this toilet, encountered almost the same scene.

After he came in, he wanted to pretend that he had a stomachache and rushed into the cubicle to confirm who was in those squatting positions. But just as he was about to push the door of the first cubicle, he felt a chill inexplicably, just like the protagonist in a horror movie. Then he turned his head and looked up...

The next second, he saw a clown without pants, supporting his body on a corner of the ceiling with his limbs spread out, staring at him.

Ladies and gentlemen, this image, let alone being on the ceiling, even if it were standing right in front of you, you would still feel a little panicked, right?
Not to mention... Huang Donglai's operation of "standing on a high place for a long time with his back facing the wall and using only the strength of his limbs without any tools" is not something that a human can do in Dan's cognition, so from Dan's perspective, the situation at the moment is indeed "encountering a monster."

"Ah..." Although Dan was a little scared, he reacted quickly. A second later, he reached into his pocket to take out his weapon, and at the same time he opened his mouth to shout for help.

However, Huang Donglai's movements were much faster than his.

Before Dan could finish his shout, Huang Donglai "shot" out from the corner of the ceiling like an arrow and appeared in front of Dan.

Immediately afterwards, a simple gravity-acceleration hand knife hit Dan's throat, making his scream stuck in his throat.

In the end, Dan was unable to pull out his weapon because after being hit by the knife, a pain, numbness and suffocation feeling that rushed straight to his forehead made his hands immediately stop all other movements, and he just instinctively covered his neck.

Then he struggled and staggered a few steps, as if he still wanted to escape, but after a few seconds, he rolled his eyes and fainted.

This result was similar to what Huang Donglai had predicted... It was obvious that Huang controlled the strength of his knife attack and showed mercy. If he had not wanted to leave any survivors, a palm strike on the temple would have killed Dan for sure.

Of course, Huang Donglai must have had some ulterior motive for letting him go... From a certain perspective, it was the few whispers Dan had just said to Dumitru at the door of the toilet that saved him, because those few words revealed several pieces of information:

First, Dan should not be the mastermind, but a helper hired by another person.

Second, Dan’s ability to get things done is undoubtedly stronger than the other person, so even though he is just a helper, he is the one who takes the lead when the two are taking action.

Third, Dan has something similar to a grenade on him, and it seems that he developed it himself, which means that he has the formula to make it.

So, on the whole, if we keep him alive, we can get a lot of information out of him, some of which are quite valuable.

However, what Huang Donglai has to do first is not to interrogate him, but... to "strip" this guy first and solve the problem of having no pants to wear.

Unlike Huang Donglai, Dan was wearing a complete one-piece clown costume, so he couldn't just take off his pants, he had to take off the whole thing.

However, just as Huang Donglai turned Dan over face down and stripped her one-piece suit from top to bottom, three quarters of the way off...

Coincidentally, the Popescu brothers, who were squatting in the other two compartments, both came out of their respective compartments.

Everyone must have had the experience of having diarrhea after eating something bad. Generally speaking, after each wave of diarrhea, you will feel better for a while. The Popescu brothers had just passed the first wave and felt better. In addition, they both heard some noise outside the cubicle, as if someone had fallen to the ground, so they chose to wipe their clothes quickly and come out to take a look.

Unexpectedly, when I looked over, I saw... a clown without pants, squatting there, roughly pulling the clothes of another clown who was face down on the ground.

At this moment, several people froze in place.

Then, as they stared at each other in silence, for some reason, a subtle atmosphere spread in the room.

"Uh..." After a few seconds, Huang Donglai came to his senses and wanted to explain.

"Sorry, sorry to bother you. We'll leave now!" However, after a few seconds of thinking, the "trickster Xipu" had an idea and thought he understood something, so he immediately said a few words of apology in a strange tone, pulled his brother and ran out.

"Hey!" Huang Donglai couldn't stop the two of them even after shouting.

Brother Huang is now a little anxious. Although the previous label of "murder in a cesspool" is not glorious, it is not completely unacceptable... However, if this misunderstanding spreads and that bastard Sun Yixie gets wind of it, what the hell will happen?

Thinking of this, Huang Donglai quickly stripped off Dan's jumpsuit, put it on hastily while lying on the ground, and rolled towards the door...

At this moment, Huang Donglai had no time to think about why there were so many clowns in the circus today. He just took it for granted that the two who had just left were also members of the troupe, and he had to catch them and explain everything before they told anyone about what happened here.

On the other hand, the Popescu brothers, who had just gone out, immediately encountered another "misunderstanding".

Let’s talk about Dumitru, who was waiting for news from Dan outside the toilet. After Dan entered the toilet, he retreated to the middle of the corridor outside.

His action was quite normal, he was thinking: if something unexpected happens to Dan, such as fighting with others or self-destructing, I have to keep a safe distance so that I can pick up the missing pieces or escape.

As a result, he waited for a while, and then something unexpected happened - the person who came out of the toilet was not Dan, but the two clowns, one tall and one short, whom Dumitru had seen from afar before, and they looked like they were in a hurry.

Needless to say, it must be Dan who went in to "check it out" and then got himself killed. Now these two rushed out and are ready to deal with me too.

Dumitru was just thinking about this when the Popescu brothers, who had just walked out of the toilet door, saw him.

We said before that this corridor has no obstructions at all, how can you not see it?
So, after the two sides looked at each other for two seconds, Dumitru turned around and ran away.

From his perspective, of course he had to run.

The Popescu brothers looked at us and wondered why this clown ran away when he saw us. Oh no, he was exposed.

Driven by this inertial thinking, the two of them didn't have time to think too much and started chasing after him in tacit understanding.

It was such a coincidence that if there was no one in the corridor after they came out of the toilet, maybe Xipu would come to his senses after thinking about it... The clown who was pulling people's pants in the toilet just now seemed to have no neck. Could he be one of our targets?
But as soon as they went out, they met Dumitru who mistook them for his target. The latter ran away and they chased him. Both sides had no time to think about anything else until the chase stopped.

At the same time, on the stage, the circus performance has begun.

The first program was called "Carnival". To put it simply, all the actors would come up and form a loose team to circle the stage, show off some acrobatics, and greet the audience, to warm up the audience. Sun Yixie also rode a unicycle and threw a few balls, mixing in with the performance team.

The show was halfway through and no one expected that suddenly, a clown would rush out from the passage connecting to the backstage.

As for Dumitru, he was in a panic at the moment, and the way he ran away was just like Jackie Chan being chased into a furniture store by dozens of thugs - he looked left and right, and ran and stopped in a slightly outward-facing posture.

Regardless of what others said, Sun Yixie could tell at a glance that this guy was not Huang Donglai. After all, the two knew each other too well. He didn't need to look closely and could recognize him from a distance just by looking at his figure and the way he walked.

Since Sun Yixie hadn't heard Lao Feng say that there would be other clowns in today's performance, he was a little confused for a moment.

Anyway, as the person in charge of "controlling the situation", Brother Sun saw the situation and wanted to take care of it. So, he quickly rode his bike close to Dumitru and whispered to him, "Hey! Who told you to come up?"

"Ah...you! I..." Dumitru panicked when he saw another clown coming towards him. In a panic, he reached out to take out the weapon hidden in his clothes, but he didn't expect...

Duang——

In a panic, Dumitru accidentally triggered the "spring fist", and the fist just happened to be launched forward through the gap between the buttons of his clothes.

Because it's a circus prop, the damage of this thing is actually not that high, but the scene and noise when it is thrown are quite exaggerated.

As for Sun Yixie… As the successor of the “Unlimited Martial Arts”, he would definitely not be hit by an attack of this magnitude, but because Brother Sun’s evasive instinct was aroused, he did an unnecessary backflip in the air on the spot and dropped both the unicycle and the ball.

This slightly absurd scene was naturally understood by the audience as a comedy segment performed by some clowns in cooperation with each other, so no one noticed anything unusual and it even received laughter and applause.

But Sun Yixie, as the person involved, naturally knew that this was not rehearsed, so he stood up and walked forward to grab Dumitru's collar: "Where are you from? What the hell are you doing?"

Because he was still lowering his voice when asking this question, and the music during the show was very loud, the audience in the stands didn't notice anything wrong and thought the show was still going on.

Just at this moment, the Popescu brothers also chased out from the aisle.

After just one look from the side of the stage, brother Xipu thought to himself: Good boy, this is a clever trick... deliberately escaping to the stage, and then using the performance to inform his companions... This stage is full of circus people, and there are so many audiences watching. If the two of us force our way into action, we will be surrounded and killed immediately, and there will even be hundreds of witnesses who can prove that they are killing us in self-defense.

"Damn it... we have no choice but to retreat..." Xipu hesitated for two seconds, and then decided that he couldn't do it for the time being. He could only say to his brother angrily, "Ion, let's go."

But as soon as they turned around, they found another clown coming and blocking their retreat.

"You two... come with me, I have something to say to you..." At this moment, Huang Donglai's eyes and tone were unprecedentedly firm, and extremely imposing.

"Heh..." Seeing this, Xipu sneered and suddenly shouted, "Valeriana!"

Before he finished shouting, a large cloud of smoke exploded from where he was.