Daddy Academy

Chapter 3023: Liuliu Becomes a Spirit

Mr. Xiaobai’s skit “Breakfast Stall Couple Crosstalk Group” has officially begun.

Everyone was watching intently. Zhang Tan had already quietly picked up his phone to record the video. When he heard Xiaobai say that she wanted to imitate her uncle and aunt, he instinctively felt that there was something to be gained.

Liuliu also quietly raised her watch and turned on the recording function.

She was planning on this, maybe she could use this to force Xiaobai to call her master in the future.

"Teacher, tell them not to record the video."

Xiaobai must always be on guard against others. As soon as Liuli sticks out her butt, she knows what she wants to do, because she can never hold back her fart.

Teacher Song immediately told everyone to put away their cell phones, oh no, their watches.

Liuliu was reluctant, but had to listen to the teacher.

Xiao Bai thought for a moment and quickly got into the role. She swung her left hand and yelled, "Add the chopped green onion and coriander yourself! Bring the flour up quickly, Lao Bai - you idiot, are you being lazy again!!!"

When she was yelling, her saliva was flying everywhere, and Liuliu and Xiaonian quickly stood further away.

Xiaobai performed a violent version of Malanhua, who lost his temper in the pancake shop early in the morning and yelled at Laobai.

Then she took a step away and transformed into Bai Jianping.

His whole temperament changed suddenly. There was no trace of the grumpy old Ma just now. Now he was slow and unhurried, as if he had just got up in slippers and shorts.

Lao Bai slowly took out a tray of eggs, squinted his eyes and counted three times when he was looking for change. When he was urged to pay, he muttered: "Don't panic, take it one step at a time, why are you in such a hurry?"

As expected, the following plot is about what one deserves a beating, as commonly known as "a beating when mom sees it", which means that if Xiaobai is seen by his aunt, he will not escape a beating.

The whole plot is about Malanhua and Bai Jianping bickering. Malanhua looks like an irritable boss lady in menopause, while Bai Jianping looks like a scoundrel who is not afraid of boiling water. Both of them do not have a good image.

Zhang Tan recorded a video and put away his phone. If Malanhua saw this video, Xiaobai would not only be beaten but even killed.

It’s better not to record it. It would be bad if the video was leaked.

Liuliu's eyes were wide open and sparkling. She wished she could give Xiaobai a live broadcast so that Aunt Ma could see it.

It would be great if it could be recorded, even a short clip would be fine. I guarantee that Xiaobai will be servile and submissive whenever he sees her in the future, and will be completely controlled by her.

But when she just raised her watch quietly, Xiaobai discovered it.

Xiao Bai stopped, looked at her coldly and said, "What do you want to live in?"

Liuliu rolled her eyes and laughed awkwardly. She was originally going to raise the watch on her wrist, but she just went with the flow and clapped her hands.

Bang bang bang~~
"Awesome, awesome! Xiaobai, you are amazing! You have three heads and four legs, and your acting is so great!"

Xiaonian also applauded, and Song Lian nodded with satisfaction, praising Xiaobai for her good acting. The two characters had completely different temperaments, but she handled them very well.

"It's not easy to do this. As a kid who hasn't studied acting, you've already surpassed most college students majoring in acting by being able to do this."

Xiaobai nodded modestly, giving himself a big affirmation.

"Actually, I could have acted better, it's just that Liuliu disturbed me."

In fact, she could have acted more like her aunt, but she couldn't say the dirty words and slang she used, and was too embarrassed to say them, so she could only perform to this extent.

"It's not my business!"

Liuliu denied it. She thought Xiaobai was just at that level and it had nothing to do with her.

Professor Song interrupted their quarrel and said, "Stop arguing. Liuliu, come here."

Xiaobai immediately stepped aside, took out her phone watch, and took a photo of Liuliu: "Take a photo, take a photo, wow!"

Liuliu waved her hand generously: "Take as many pictures as you want. I'm not as stingy as you are."

Xiaobai snorted coldly, but couldn't refute.

Liuliu said to Professor Song loudly: "I am going to perform The Curious Story of Liang Zhu."

When Professor Song heard it, he was surprised! It turned out to be "The Curious Story of Liang Zhu"!
He has always wanted to watch this erroneous story, but was always rejected. Is Liuliu going to act in this today?

"Then get started quickly," Professor Song urged.

Liuliu lowered her head and thought for a moment. When she raised her head again, judging from the expression on her face, she was no longer Shen Liuliu, but Liang Shanbo.

"The ink pond suddenly leaps with brocade scales, and the writing brush secretly soaks up the scent of honey. The Thousand Character Classic contains a tiger general, and a yawn shakes the school! Hahaha Zhu Yingtai, you are dozing off in class again!"

Immediately she put her hand on her face and changed her voice and expression.

She was so angry that she said, "Liang Shanbo! You are such a disgusting person! How dare you laugh at me!"

Liuliu continued to wipe his face, and switched back to Liang Shanbo, laughing: "Zhu Yingtai, you sleep in class all day, can't answer the teacher's questions, and your test scores are at the bottom. Are you really here to study? Are you worthy of your parents' expectations?"

Liuliu continued to wipe her face, switching back to Zhu Yingtai, and angrily said, "What do you care? Just take care of yourself! You are not my parents, how do you know what my parents expect of me?!"

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Liuliu keeps switching between roles like this, sometimes Liang Shanbo, sometimes Zhu Yingtai, with different expressions, all very vivid and lifelike.

This time, she switched back to Zhu Yingtai, but she didn't look angry, but confused. She looked ahead and said affectionately: "Fireflies adorn the night sky, and the light and dark make a network of stars. Solve this riddle: How many true hearts are there? Liang Shanbo, can you understand?"

Liuliu continued to wipe his hand across his face, and Liang Shanbo switched back, looking confused and evasive.

Liuliu lowered her head, and when she looked up again, she turned into Zhu Yingtai again.

She looked determined, tears in her eyes, and vomited blood as she said, "As white as the snow on the mountain, as bright as the moon between the clouds. I heard that you have two minds, so I came to break up with you. Liang Shanbo, if you have no intention, then today is the day we say goodbye, and we will never meet again in this life. What do you think?"

Her tone was resolute but pleading. After she finished speaking, she actually shed tears.

Not only Xiaobai and Xiaonian were stunned, but even the knowledgeable Professor Song and Zhang Tan who was recording the video in the distance were amazed. Liuliu has become a spirit!

Liuliu successfully created a strong atmosphere of sadness and separation, however, her performance was not over yet.

She suddenly made a clucking sound, rode over, and shouted, "Yingtai, Yingtai! I'm Romeo. I heard that you graduated from college today, so I came to take you home. Come on! Get on the horse!"

Professor Song was confused and looked at Liuliu bewilderedly. Romeo? What the hell is this?

Liuliu suddenly changed and rode back, saying loudly: "Shanbo - I was very happy to know that you were going home today. I couldn't wait to see you, so I came here. You, you won't blame me for not being reserved, right? No???"

Professor Song couldn't understand it anymore. He had a thousand questions in his mind. Who was this?

The following plot almost gave him a heart attack. The four characters started a bloody plot under the random switching of Liuliu. To summarize it, you love me, I love her, she loves him, and he loves her!
Professor Song was so angry that his nose was about to be crooked. The first half of the story about Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai was so good, but they had to do something like Romeo and Juliet. Isn't this a spoof? Is this a responsible creative attitude? Who wrote the script? He wanted to fire him!
Professor Song couldn't bear to watch it any longer. He didn't know how the second half ended. His mind was no longer on Liuliu. There were three crows circling above his head, cackling, which made him feel upset.

"it's over?"

He asked Liuliu.

Liuliu nodded and said expectantly, "I'm done, teacher. What do you think of my performance?"

Professor Song did not answer, but asked: "How did you come up with these? Where do your ideas come from?"

Liuliu said without thinking: "I learned it from watching TV. It was mainly written by Xiaobai and Chengcheng. I just gave some ideas."

Professor Song looked at Xiao Bai. Xiao Bai was smart. She had seen Professor Song's dissatisfaction, so she quickly waved her hands to deny it: "Hey, hey, hey, it's none of my business. I didn't write it, and I didn't give any advice. I don't know anything. It's all Liuliu's problem. It has nothing to do with me. Don't involve me. I'll just watch the show. Don't get close to me."

(End of this chapter)