Daddy Academy

Chapter 3022: One Person Plays Two Roles

Xiaobai and Liuliu got entangled and fought with each other on the spot. They tripped each other and competed with each other, and the situation was deadlocked for a while.

Song Lian was stunned, his eyes accidentally met Xiaonian's. Xiaonian's eyes widened, but he was watching with great interest, not worrying at all that the two friends would fall out because of the fight.

Xiaonian was no longer surprised. Not only was she not worried at all, she even wanted to take out her watch to record a video of them and show it to Shi Baobao later. The two of them hid away and watched it.

Song Lian couldn't help but look at Zhang Tan, seeking his support.

But Zhang Tan took out his mobile phone, took pictures of Xiaobai and Liuliu, and rotated the camera 360 degrees, trying to capture the expressions of the two people fighting and strive to restore the most realistic battle situation.

"Okay! Keep going, this is a great video. I'll give it to Teacher Xiao Liu and have her play it on the TV in the classroom so that all the kids in the kindergarten can watch it." Zhang Tan's words were encouraging, and he also told them to make their expressions more ferocious. "Fighting is not a dinner party, why are you being so gentle?"

Professor Song Lian was stunned.

The Little New Year is still nothing unusual.

When Xiaobai and Liuliu, who were fighting, heard Zhang Tan's words, they stopped fighting at the same time tacitly, leaving Zhang Tan to watch the show.

"Old man, you have to delete the video and don't play it in the classroom." Xiaobai straightened his short hair, which was a little messy because of Liuliu.

She still cares a lot about her reputation, especially in front of those idiots in Little Red Horse Academy. Her fighting video must not appear on TV, otherwise she would lose face.

"Then stop fighting. If you fight, I will record it and maybe even show it to your grandma." Zhang Tan threatened lightly.

Xiaobai waved his hands helplessly: "Hey, Liuliu and I were just joking, you took it seriously, hahaha~"

Liuliu also laughed and said that she was joking with Xiaobai, and reminded Teacher Song to continue teaching.

"Your lectures are great. I learned a lot, more than I learned in a year." Liuliu flattered.

Professor Song came back to his senses, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "Just stop fighting, or take a five-minute break, and we'll continue the class after you relax."

Liuliu ran to the toilet, and Xiaobai asked Professor Song: "So, Xiaonian won the tongue twister just now?"

Xiaobai has always had a strong desire to win, and among her group of girlfriends, only Cheng Cheng can compete with her.

Professor Song said: "Xiao Nian speaks better indeed. Your problem is that you can't pronounce the words clearly and you have a local accent."

Xiao Bai said confidently: "No, I am from Sichuan."

Professor Song said, "You have a slight Northeastern accent."

"(⊙o⊙)…emmm~~"

Xiaobai couldn't explain it clearly. It might be that she was infected by imitating Xu Jun's way of speaking during that period of time.

"Chan Chan, how come I still have a Northeastern accent." Xiaobai muttered softly. For a while, she particularly liked to learn other people's dialects. For example, she is now very good at speaking Pujiang dialect, and she is also very good at learning Tan Jiner's Gan Province accent.

Five minutes passed and Liuliu still hadn't shown up. Xiaobai suspected that she had fallen into the toilet and asked Xiaonian to go get help. Xiaonian came back soon and told everyone that Liuliu was outside on the phone, calling Xiaobai to report Xiaobai, saying that Xiaobai was jealous of her and beat her in college.

Xiaobai was furious and went to catch Liuliu himself.

Professor Song Lian sighed inwardly. It was the first time he taught a class for children. He did not realize how difficult it was. He thought it would be as easy as his university classes. However, he did not expect that reality would give him a blow. The class had only been in session for less than ten minutes and it had already become like this. He could not imagine what kind of vegetable market it would become in the future.

Fortunately, Xiaonian is very well-behaved and obedient.

Professor Song summarized the advantages and disadvantages of the tongue twisters that the three people had just said. The next step will be to focus on helping them practice their lines, but not now. Today, the main purpose is to check the growth of Xiaobai and the others' skill trees to provide a basis for future course arrangements.

The next step is to test their performance ability. The assessment project is that one person plays two roles, and it must be performed without props. They have to think of the performance scenes themselves.

"I'll give you ten minutes, and then come one by one." After Professor Song finished speaking, he calmly picked up the big teacup and drank tea, watching the three of them scratching their heads with interest.

Xiaobai subconsciously looked at Old Man Zhang, who immediately lowered his head and avoided his sight.

So she asked Liuliu what role she planned to play.

Liuliu warned, "You want to plagiarize!!"

"Bah! You're the one who wants to plagiarize!"

Xiaobai was furious. She said that she would never plagiarize anyone like the poor student Liu Xuezha!

Originally, Xiaobai had no ideas in her mind and didn't want to bother thinking about them, but after hearing what Liuliu said, she decided to outdo Liuliu and began to think hard.

"Xiao Nian, what are you going to act?" Xiao Bai asked Xiao Nian in a low voice.

Xiao Nian said with a sad face: "Can I play Leo and her father?"

Good guy! I didn't expect you to be such a Xiaonian! Xiaobai was shocked, but fortunately Xiaonian didn't say he wanted to play her and her husband.

Hey! Xiaobai really guessed it right. In fact, the first thing Xiaonian thought of was to play her and her family's old man Zhang.

But she was afraid that Xiaobai would get angry, so she chose Leo and Leo's father, the couple she was most familiar with.

"Five minutes have passed. If you haven't thought it through yet, you should hurry up and think about it." Song Lian reminded calmly.

Xiaobai's face changed. She ignored her curiosity and stopped asking Xiaonian about the specific content of her performance. She quickly started thinking about her own performance.

Xiaonian’s idea just now gave her some creativity. Could she play herself and her old man at the same time?

Or, she plays Liuliu and Liuliu's mother at the same time.

Or, she played Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai at the same time.

Or, she played Xu Xian and White Snake at the same time.

Or, does she play both the aunt and the uncle?

Xiaobai suddenly had an idea.

Ten minutes passed quickly. Professor Song put down the large teacup covered with old tea stains, stood up and walked over: "Time is up, who's going first?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Liuliu spoke.

"Xiaobai comes first."

Xiaobai glared at her: "Why didn't you come first!"

She hasn't thought it through yet.

Liuliu also had a reason: "You were the worst at the tongue twister just now, so you go first."

Xiaobai was furious. The teacher didn't even say that her grades were the worst, but Liuliu dared to expose her scars. She was really like an old man eating arsenic - she was tired of living.

"I'll show you how powerful I am!"

Everyone thought Xiaobai was going to attack, even Liuliu thought so, and she was so scared that she quickly moved closer to Professor Song.

But Xiaobai said, "Listen carefully."

"The second son was picking up coconuts. He came to the third sister-in-law's door. The third sister-in-law took a broom and swept the coconut shells that the second son was picking up. The second son said: Sister-in-law, why are you sweeping my shells? The third sister-in-law yelled: You are picking up coconuts so badly that I can't even stand up!"

Professor Song's eyes lit up. Although he didn't understand what Xiaobai meant, the words were clearly enunciated and pronounced accurately, which was much better than the tongue twister he had just said.

"Teacher, Xiaobai is scolding me."

She didn't understand what Liuliu was saying, but she heard Suo Laoer scolding her.

Professor Song said, "Let's not worry about the content for now. Xiaobai's paragraph is very good."

Xiao Bai laughed, and suddenly Professor Song changed the subject: "Since you have time to think of tongue twisters, you must have thought of a situational comedy. You go first."

"..."

Xiaobai's smiling face froze, Liuliu laughed loudly, Xiaonian looked left and right, and chose to remain silent and downplay her presence, because it was impossible for her to have come first anyway.

Xiaobai took two deep breaths, probably trying to suppress his inner anger.

"I am going to perform Liuliu and her mother Zhu."

As soon as Xiaobai finished speaking, Liuliu screamed and covered his chest, looking like he was about to die but not yet dead.

"She, she, she, she's bullying me, teacher, you have to take charge of this for me!!!"

Liuliu didn't expect Xiaobai's trick to be so vicious. He actually wanted to play the role of her and her mother. This guy would definitely say bad things to her and take advantage of her.

Professor Song was speechless and felt a little tired.

His gaze drifted towards Zhang Tan in the distance. He hoped that Zhang Tan would restrain himself, but he saw Zhang Tan taking pictures of this side with his mobile phone.

"Xiaobai, do you have any other ideas?" Professor Song had to ask.

Xiao Bai pretended to be embarrassed and thought about it, then gritted his teeth and said, "Then I will give Teacher Song a favor and not play Liuliu and her mother."

Liuliu covered her chest and said, "You can't play me and my dad either."

"You call your father a ghost. I can't play a ghost. Don't worry."

This sentence almost made Liuliu angry to death.

This time she really felt pain in her heart, and it would feel better if she covered it.

Professor Song quickly said, "Then just start acting."

Too late and things will change.

Xiao Bai walked to the center of the venue and said, "Teacher, I want to act out my aunt and uncle. On this day, they were doing business in a pancake shop."