Daddy Academy

Chapter 2672 Catch them all in one fell swoop

"Guagua, you really didn't pee?"

The silly little Xiao Xiaobai ran over happily to find Bai Guagua to question him. Although Dunzi had already checked Bai Guagua, Xiao Xiaobai was still worried. She stretched her neck and pulled Bai Guagua's belt with her little hands to check it herself.

Bai Guagua was so scared that he screamed and grabbed his belt tightly with both hands.

"Let me see, let me see, did you really pee?" Xiao Xiaobai argued.

"I won't dare to do it again. I won't dare to pee by the river again." Bai Guagua quickly assured him that it was just peeing, so why did Xiao Xiaobai look at his little Jiji like that?
Fortunately, Dunzi was right there and he stopped Xiao Xiaobai's behavior.

Xiao Xiaobai didn't understand, and even complained to Dunzi why he didn't help Bai Guagua.

Until she was pulled away by her aunt.

Her aunt taught her: "You are a girl! How can you pull a boy's pants like this? Are you ashamed? Just tell me whether you are ashamed or not. Isn't your face red?"

Little White Tiger pouted and said in defense: "I want to check on Bai Gua Gua, he is peeing in the creek!"

Xiao Bai taught him, "Didn't you ask Dunzi to check it? Why are you still checking it? You are a girl, you can't do that."

Xiao Xiaobai easily listened to her aunt's words, and she quickly said that she would never pull Bai Guagua's pants again next time.

But the next moment, Liuliu whispered to her that she had pinched Baiguagua's little chicks before!
Now Xiao Xiaobai's outlook on life, which had just been corrected, went astray again. If Liuliu could pull it, why couldn't she?
This made Xiao Xiaobai confused. “Brainless” really means brainless.

The group washed off the cicada urine in the stream, and none of them were willing to come ashore. Tan Jiner had to ask them to come ashore quickly and called out their names one by one.

The children then reluctantly went ashore and walked slowly towards home.

Little Bai was still unconvinced and kept muttering to herself that she was great at splashing water and could also swim, so why couldn't she play in the creek for a while longer.

As soon as I got home, Teacher Jiang had already prepared iced mung bean porridge and invited everyone to have a taste.

When Xier heard that the ice mung bean porridge was sweet, her eyes immediately lit up and she ate two bowls in one go.

On a hot summer day, drinking a bowl of iced mung bean porridge can instantly remove most of the heat in your heart.

Xiaobai and Dunzi put down their bowls and immediately ran out of the house like the wind.

Xiao Xiaobai was eating iced green beans with a small bowl in his hand. When he saw his aunt suddenly run away, he hurriedly put down his bowl and spoon, got off the table, ran to the door and shouted, "Aunt, where are you going?"

Xiaobai responded while running: "I'll be back soon, don't follow me——"

Xiao Xiaobai watched his aunt and Dunzi running on the ridge of the field, and they quickly entered Dunzi's house. Soon, the two ran out again.

But when he came out, Xiaobai had a pole in his hand, and I didn’t know what it was for.

Xiao Xiaobai stood at the door and stared. When they got closer, she curiously asked what it was used for.

Xiaobai laughed: "This is to catch the lazy guy! Let's go catch the lazy guy and get revenge!"

When Xiao Xiaobai heard the word Lazy Man, his eyes suddenly turned red and he clenched his fists angrily: "Revenge! Revenge——"

"What revenge do you want?" Dudu came over and asked.

Xiaobai told her that he was going to catch Lazy, and showed her the catching tool he got from Dunzi's house, a thin bamboo with a plastic bag tied on the top.

This is a tool made by Dunzi to catch lazy people.

When a few children heard that this thing could catch lazy bugs, they came over and looked at it.

Even Liuliu and Xier, who were eating iced mung bean porridge, came over.

Soon, a group of people went out in a hurry.

"Go ahead - catch the lazy guy -"

"Revenge! We want revenge—"

"Let them pee and poop anywhere!"

……

Xiaobai walked in front carrying a bamboo pole and wearing a sun hat on her head. The people behind her also wore hats.

It's really too sunny without a hat.

However, they did not wear the same sun hat. Some wore straw hats, and some simply wore plastic washbasins.

For example, Xiao Xiaobai, she has a blue plastic washbasin on her head, and I don’t know how she ended up in such a miserable state.

Soon, the group crossed the creek and came under a big tree, hiding themselves far away from it.

Although I was wearing a hat, I still felt sad when it was stained by cicada urine.

Only the little white head holds the washbasin, looking fearless.

She followed her aunt closely, acting as an observer and pointing out where cicadas were peeing.

Liuliu shouted not far away: "Good fellows! These good fellows! They are still peeing after peeing for such a long time! How can they pee so much? They are really lazy people who pee a lot. No wonder they are called lazy ducks!"

Xiaobai carried a bamboo pole, spotted a cicada chirping on a branch, and gently put it in the plastic bag on the top of the pole.

The cicada was frightened and subconsciously wanted to flap its wings and fly away, but it was trapped in the plastic bag and the space was too small, so it couldn't fly out at all.

If the cicada had wisdom, stayed calm, folded its wings, and could easily crawl out of the bag.

"I got it -- I got it!" Xier was cheering for Xiaobai.

The cicadas chirped rapidly in the bag, and their wings hit the plastic bag, making a banging sound.

Xiaobai quickly reeled in the rod, and Dunzi deftly grabbed a black cicada from the plastic bag.

"We caught one."

Xier stretched her neck to look over and asked, "Is it the one that peed on the tree?"

Dunzi said yes.

Xier said angrily: "What on earth is it thinking?!"

Everyone gathered around to watch the captured cicada.

Some people threatened to beat Lazy Man to death to avenge themselves, but more people disagreed, so Dunzi put the cicada into the glass bottle he brought.

Xiaobai continued to carry the bamboo pole and look for cicadas under the big tree.

From time to time, cicada urine splashed down, so Xiaobai quickly ran away and exchanged a straw hat with Xiwawa, and gave his beautiful sun hat to Xier. This way, he would not feel bad if the straw hat got wet with urine, and could just wash it.

Soon, she caught two more, and then gave the bamboo pole to Dudu so that Dudu could also have a taste of it.

Dudu caught two, and Liuliu tried hard for a long time but finally caught one.

The big guys took turns to come on stage, ready to catch the lazy guy in one fell swoop.

When Teacher Jiang stood in the yard and called them to go home for dinner, the group had already caught more than a dozen cicadas and filled the glass bottles.

Liuliu looked at the glass bottle and suddenly had a thought: can this thing be eaten?
As soon as she said this, everyone stared at her. Without saying anything, they used their eyes to ask her, how could you say such a thing?

Liuliu smiled awkwardly at everyone's gaze, then burst into laughter. She said naturally, "I'm asking on behalf of Xiao Xiaobai. She just said she wanted to eat Lazy Duck."

Xiao Xiaobai was eating a melon, but she didn't expect to eat herself instead. How did all the dirty water get poured on her?

"I didn't! I didn't say--"

Liuliu laughed: "I already know it, I know it, but you didn't say it."

"Yes! I didn't say that."

"Yes, yes, you didn't say that."

Having said that, everyone still thinks that it was Xiao Xiaobai who said it.

Teacher Jiang stood at the gate, watching them return home quickly, otherwise this group of people would not come back so readily and would definitely hang around on the road for a while.

"It's so hot, isn't it hot to run outside?" asked Teacher Jiang.

Liuliu said: "It's not hot, but we will get tanned."

Teacher Jiang said: "Yes, you will definitely get tanned under the strong sun."

Liuliu added: "Xiaobai was the one who took the lead to run outside. She is not afraid of getting tanned because she is a little black."

Xiao Bai was furious, "You idiot, if you call me Xiao Hei Zi again, I will give you two lumps on the head."

Liuliu laughed and said, "Hey, I was just joking with you. Xiaobai, why are you angry? Why do you get angry all the time? Xier, what do you need to live to 100 years old?"

Xier seamlessly replied: "If you don't get angry, you can live to be 100 years old, hiahia~"

Xiaobai warned Liuliu not to provoke her again, otherwise she would tear up the letter of guarantee even if she wrote it.

The children washed their hands and faces and sat around the dining table to eat lunch.

Halfway through the meal, Xiaobai suddenly remembered why his husband had not come back yet.

"Where's my old man? Grandma?"

Liuliu interrupted and said, "You only remember your old man now. He would have starved to death a long time ago."

Xiaobai glared at her: "Just eat your meal, why are you talking so much!"

Teacher Jiang said, "Your husband was having dinner at the tea factory and he called me to tell me."

Xiao Bai was a little dissatisfied: "Why didn't he call me to tell me?"

Liuliu interrupted and said, "You haven't even grown up yet, and you want to control me!"

Xiaobai couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to crack the durian.

Liuliu quickly ran away.

The two of them couldn't even eat in peace.

The others were eating and watching the melons with a smile on their faces. They thought that this Northeastern Errenzhuan from Sichuan was quite interesting.