Daddy Academy

Chapter 2671 Drinking Sun Rain Can Make You Smarter
After eating the watermelon and taking a rest, Dudu rolled up her sleeves and was about to go to the fields to work again, but Dunzi’s mother told her that enough watermelons had been picked for the day and there was no need to pick any more.

“If we pick more, we won’t be able to sell them all.”

Dudu asked somewhat disappointedly: "Mother Dunzi, then we won't work anymore?"

Dunzi's mother said, "Take a rest today. The sun is so strong now. Don't let the sun get you a heat stroke."

Dudu told Dunzi’s mother to call her next time she had work to do.

Xiao Bai came over and said with regret, "I wanted to do some great work! Why don't you pick them?"

Xiao Xiaobai also came over, rolled up his sleeves, and said loudly: "I want to do something big, too."

Liuliu reminded Dunzi's mother to call Dudu to work when the time comes.

"I came to Sichuan just to help you pick watermelons, why don't you let us pick them?"

Dunzi's mother didn't know whether to laugh or cry when she heard this, "Thank you so much, Liuliu."

Liuliu waved her hands generously: "Don't say thank you, I ate your watermelon."

Xiaobai told her to come and help pick watermelons tomorrow, "After all, you ate so many watermelons."

Liuliu was a little unhappy. The fool Xiaobai always went against her and made things difficult for her, Dayanyan.

"Hey, Xiaobai, you ate a lot of watermelon, but you're still complaining about me. Why are you staring at me all the time?"

Xiao Bai said loudly: "That's because you are pretty~"

Liliu: "..."

With just one sentence, Dayanyan will no longer be able to offend others.

She mumbled a few words and said, "Why are you talking so nicely today?"

Xiao Bai said: "I wrote you a letter of guarantee, I won't let you suffer any injustice~"

Liuliu suddenly realized that she had almost forgotten about this!
Thinking of the letter of guarantee, Liuliu laughed out loud. She felt like she had an imperial sword and could do whatever she wanted. Xiaobai couldn't do anything to her.

At this time, a fool fell into the trap and said, "Liuli, I also signed the letter of guarantee."

Liuliu stared at her and said viciously, "That's right, you signed it too, you can't be mad at me, then why did you say my eyes are small just now?"

Xiao Xiaobai looked at Xier, as if encouraged, and then said to Liuliu firmly: "Because your eyes are really small."

"Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, I'm going to lose my temper! Come here and call me sister! Call me quickly!"

Liuliu asked Xiaoxiaobai to call her sister to comfort her wounded heart.

"Sister~Sister Liuliu~" Xiao Xiaobai called out twice obediently.

Liuliu felt better now.

At this time, Dunzi's father and the truck driver were planning to leave. They wanted to take the watermelons to town to sell.

After Xiaobai and others found out, they all wanted to go along.

But there weren't enough seats in the truck, and besides, Dunzi's mother and Dunzi weren't going, so they stayed and could only watch the truck loaded with watermelons slowly disappear into the fields.

"Huh? Why is it raining?"

Xiaomi suddenly found that rain was falling on her face.

But when I looked up at the sky, it was clearly a sunny day.

"I was caught in the rain too." Cheng Cheng looked up at the sky, only to find that there were dense branches and leaves above his head.

"It rains on a sunny day—sun shower."

Xiaobai was also caught in the rain, and the drizzle drifted onto her neck.

She shouted, "Drinking the sun rain can make you smarter!"

She opened her mouth to the sky and tasted the rain.

Seeing this, Xiao Xiaobai also put his hands on his hips and opened his mouth to taste the rain water. He happily said that he had drunk it, pretended to feel it, and said that he really had become a lot smarter.

Liuliu also stood under the tree, opened her mouth, and said proudly: "The rain is a little sweet, hahaha~"

Xier also followed suit and opened her mouth to drink the rain water.

At this moment, the rain increased, falling all over the place. Xiaomi and Dudu did not open their mouths to drink the falling rain, but let the rain fall on their faces to feel the coolness.

"That's not right. The rain is falling from the trees." Cheng Cheng suddenly said.

"where is it?"

Xiaomi leaned over to take a closer look and found that it really flew down from the tree trunk.

Dunzi's mother also stretched her neck out of curiosity to look at him. Suddenly her expression changed and she said, "It's not raining. It's Lazy Man peeing..."

When these words came out, everyone was stunned.

Xiaomi also curiously asked what a lazy boy was.

Dunzi's mother looked at her with a very strange look, then looked at the little white ones standing side by side under the big tree with their mouths open to the sky, and said reluctantly: "It's the cicadas, they are peeing together."

Everyone was shocked.

The big tree, which was bustling just now, immediately became quiet.

Seeing that some people did not believe her, Dunzi's mother added: "Look, that's the cicada on the branch peeing, not raining. It's not raining outside."

Cheng Cheng was the first to react and immediately ran away, away from the urine area.

Next is durian.

She quickly fled from under the tree, spitting wildly. Thinking that she had just drunk cicada urine, she wanted to vomit.

"Pfft, pfft, pfft... Ugh—"

Xiaobai and Xier quickly shut up and ran to the other side, spitting and retching together with Liuliu.

Only the silly girl Xiao Xiaobai was still standing under the tree with her mouth open. It was Dudu who pulled her away, otherwise she would have drunk a few more sips.

When Xiao Xiaobai heard Dudu say that what she had just drunk was cicada's urine, her face turned pale and she quickly ran to her aunt's feet and spit.

“Bah, bah, bah~~~”

"vomit--"

“Ugh~~~”

"I drank a lot of lazy people's urine."

"Xiaobai! Xiaobai, you idiot - you were the leader! Did you do it on purpose?"

"...I don't know if it was the lazy guy who peed~~~I was so angry that I was mad."

"I'm going to kill these lazy bastards!"

"Why did the lazy bastard pee on our heads?"

"Woo woo woo woo—I drank the cicada's urine!"

……

Little Xiaobai started crying, his little face wrinkled into a ball with a bitter look on his face.

Although Xiaomi and Dudu did not drink the cicada urine, they washed their faces with it. The only ones who survived were Cheng Cheng, Dunzi and Dunzi's mother.

"Let's go to the river and wash." Dunzi's mother couldn't bear to watch it and reminded them that they could go to the river to wash.

So the group of children immediately swarmed towards the river. They came to a shallow area where the water was crystal clear and looked very clean.

Several people quickly rinsed their mouths with river water, while Xiaomi and Dudu scooped water to wash their faces.

Suddenly, Dunzi on the shore shouted, "Oh no! Guagua is peeing there!"

When everyone heard the word "pee", they felt like their heads were splitting apart. They all looked upstream and saw that the idiot Bai Guagua had appeared by the river at some point, and had taken off his pants and was peeing into the stream.

"Ah——" Xiaobai was about to explode.

Not only her, but even Xiaomi and Dudu were about to burst out in anger this time.

"Bai Guagua - you idiot, if you dare to pee I will pinch your little dick -" Xiaobai yelled.

Bai Guagua looked over in confusion, and Dunzi and Cheng Cheng hurried over and brought him over.

Xiaobai and others went ashore to teach Bai Guagua a lesson, thinking that the kid did it on purpose.

Bai Guagua understood what was going on this time, and he quickly begged for mercy, saying, "Xiaobai, I didn't pee, I haven't peed yet~"

Xiaobai didn't quite believe it and asked Dunzi to check it out.

Dunzi had a question mark on his face and asked blankly, "How do I check?"

Liuliu said viciously: "Take off his pants and check if he has peed."

Without saying anything, Dunzi was about to take off Bai Guagua's pants. Xiaomi quickly reminded him, "Don't take them off here, go over there—"

Dunzi took Bai Guagua away. After a while, they came back and Dunzi said that Bai Guagua really had no urine.

Fortunately, it was discovered in time, otherwise I would have really peed.

(End of this chapter)