My ex-wife's name is Nuo Lan in love apartment

Second day of bachelors weekend, Sunday morning.

The sun is shining brightly in the magic city.

Qin Yu drove the car alone, and brought carrots to the supermarket for big purchases.

Recalling what happened yesterday, Qin Yu felt a little absurd. Yesterday, instigated by the frenzied atmosphere of the single weekend, Qin Yu risked his life to accompany the gentleman, playing polo in the apartment and going to nightclubs. If the girls were here, they would definitely not be allowed to play like this.

It's a pity that the nightclub didn't go in the end. It turned out that Zhang Wei was not only allergic to crayfish, he was also allergic to fluorescent stamps - when entering the nightclub, the doorman would stamp the back of the customer's hand with a fluorescent stamp , This cover is amazing, Zhang Wei's hands immediately turned green due to allergies.

Zhang Wei directly ruined Lu Ziqiao's bachelor weekend party prepared for Guan Gu Miracle.

It's so sad.

Fortunately, they were sent to the hospital in time, and Zhang Wei was fine.

Only in this way, a group of boys have no intention of playing around.

Zhang Wei went to bed early after returning from the hospital last night; Zeng Xiaoxian also went to Shanghai Radio Station to work the night shift; and Qin Yu came to the supermarket after dawn to buy, after all, he always ate instant noodles from that boy Zhang Wei It's not a problem either.

……

The camera is shown to the girls.

In the hotel room, Ji Nuolan and Qin Yumo slept on the same bed last night and had another candle-lit conversation. At this moment, they are sleeping together with their arms around each other.

The girls in the other two rooms were pretty much the same, sleeping on the same bed in disheveled clothes.

It was still raining heavily outside, so there was no sunlight on their buttocks.

At eight or nine o'clock, the girls woke up one after another.

Hu Yifei suggested that everyone go to the restaurant to have breakfast together, and watch Asi dance the hula by the way-Axibian is the name of the gigolo version of Zeng Xiaoxian.

There is nothing wrong with women.

In the restaurant, the girls were eating Sanya's special dishes, but Hu Yifei suddenly pulled A Xibian over to join the table, saying that he was introducing an old friend to Ji Nuolan and the others... Bah, new friend.

"Let me introduce, this is Axibian." Hu Yifei enthusiastically introduced to Ji Nuolan and the others.

Seeing this face, a group of people thought it was weird and awkward, but it was not easy to spoil Hu Yifei's interest, so they had to smile politely.

This Asi can speak thirteen languages, and he is humorous. While Ji Nuolan and the others were having breakfast, he kept telling them jokes, but unfortunately, Ji Nuolan and the others didn't understand a word.

Because, this Asi side will be full of minority languages ​​​​in Southeast Asia.

Even Ji Nuolan, who is gifted in language, didn't understand it either, but it didn't matter, Hu Yifei seemed to understand it. After the whole breakfast, Ji Nuolan and the others could only hear Hu Yifei laughing.

"Did Yifei get her head down (witchcraft) by this Asibian? Yesterday she felt that the noise in this world was just clouds, and only the tranquility in the book was eternal, but when she touched this Asibian, she was instantly full of blood Resurrected, it’s like a crazy rabbit that has been bloodied!”

Qin Yumo looked at the back of Hu Yifei and Asi going away and complained.

It was still raining outside now, but Asi said in a stupid way to pick durians from the tree for them to eat. Of course, Ji Nuolan and the others declined the proposal, but Hu Yifei followed happily.

"This is called novelty obsession. People often experience a high level of excitement when encountering familiar and new things. The addition of visual and olfactory stimulation will cause people to have hallucinations and inexplicable feelings about the things in front of them." good impression."

Chen Meijia suddenly broke out such a long term.

The reason why Chen Meijia knew this, of course, was not because she was more knowledgeable than the other girls present - this was the information she looked up on the Internet after she broke up with the face-bumping painter Ai Paide.

The reason why Chen Meijia liked Ai Paide at that time was actually because that Ai Paide had a face like Lu Ziqiao;

In the same way, the reason why Hu Yifei was interested in this Asibian was also because of Zeng Xiaoxian.

"But this Asi has eight-pack abs and electric motor buttocks. It's really manly, um~ it smells like durian."

Wei Xiaoyu complained sharply: "Oh, let's go with Yifei, sisters, what activities do we have today? Are you going to accompany Yifei to the field next to Asi?"

"Of course not. Watching Zeng Xiaoxian dance too much hula will lose san value. Let's go to the spa, and I'll teach you how to make skin care products and essential oils, and try to save Yoyo's face."

Qin Yu Mo, a former senior beauty consultant, suggested.

"Trojan Horse～Sisterhood～"

Tang Black Pearl Yoyo smacked Qin Yumo's cheek.

Qin Yu: What grade, the same place as my kiss!
Qin Yumo's proposal was very popular with the girls. It happened that there were six of them, three pairs of three taking turns to give each other body massages. It was perfect!
……

The camera returns to the love apartment.

Qin Yu has already bought back.

After putting away the food and other things in an orderly manner, Qin Yu suddenly heard the sound of fighting in the 3602 suite next door.

Qin Yu walked over from the balcony in doubt.

It was Zhang Wei, Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu who were shooting each other with soft bullet guns.

"Didn't you say you won't fight? Why are you playing again?" Qin Yu asked suspiciously.

"I want to fight him to the death!" Guan Gu, who was shooting at Lu Ziqiao, said miraculously.

"You've exposed your true nature. I'm going to tell my little aunt, you're in love with Lilian."

Who is Lilian in Lu Ziqiao's words?Qin Yu was at a loss.

"I just want to drink preserved egg porridge!"

A group of people say their own things.

"Okay! Stop hitting!!"

Qin Yu was as majestic as a king. After hearing Qin Yu's roar, the group of "officials" who made trouble stopped their hands resentfully.

Seeing that they all stopped, Qin Yu was about to ask clearly, but in the end, Qin Yu's nose seemed to smell something extraordinary.

"What is the taste?"

"It's Lilian's body fragrance, it's her femininity. Brother Qin Yu forbids you to smell it! You already have the heart to bully them!"

Zhang Wei is super brave today!

"Damn! It's gas! You idiots! Still feminine!"

Qin Yu immediately rushed to the kitchen and took a closer look. Sure enough, the gas valve was not turned off properly.

"Fortunately, it's not too big, otherwise I just went to the supermarket for a while to buy, and you will be wiped out by the group!"

Qin Yu's back was wet all over, and he was terrified!
If the three of them were really wiped out by the group, Qin Yu couldn't imagine what Tang Youyou and Xinling would do, especially Tang Youyou, who was probably crazy.

In an instant, Zhang Wei and his group were covered in cold sweat.

"By the way, who is that Lilian you were talking about just now?" Qin Yu asked.

"The babysitter that Ziqiao found, she used the kitchen this morning, and she made preserved egg porridge for me." Guan Gu said miraculously.

Hearing this, Qin Yu lifted the lid of the pot on the stove. Inside the pot was the preserved egg porridge that Guan Gu said, but the surface of the porridge was a pile of bubbles. Qin Yu inspected around and found that there was a There is a bag of washing powder.

After the idiot Guan Gu inhaled a small amount of gas, he couldn't even taste the preserved egg porridge made with washing powder.

Next, there is something even more amazing, Lilian washed Lu Ziqiao's bed sheets with soy sauce;
Lilian stuffed all the rubbish generated by the boys from playing in 3602 yesterday into the refrigerator—this is the secret of the brand-new living room of 3602.

Qin Yu laughed angrily.

"Lu Ziqiao, you are such an idiot, a lower-body animal! Just find a sales promotion girl in the supermarket to be a babysitter, and the three of you were almost killed by this Lilian, do you know that!"

Guan Gu and the others were ashamed to be scolded by Qin Yu.

Guan Gu heaved a long sigh: "This single weekend is so weak, I almost went to see Izanagi! Lu Ziqiao, it's all your fault!"

"I...I just wanted to find someone to replace Yoyo Mika, who knew it would be so far away." Lu Ziqiao said angrily.

"You wake up! Some people can never be replaced! I can't live a single minute now!" Guan Gu said violently.

"But the girls won't be back until tomorrow." Zhang Wei added beside him.

"How about, let's go to Sanya! Yes! Go to Sanya! I'm going to see Yoyo now!!!" Guan Gu's strength came up again.

And when Qin Yu heard this, his eyes flickered, and the second step of the [Dove] plan could be implemented.

"It only takes two hours from Shanghai to Sanya, let's go together! Go and surprise them! It's better than getting moldy here!"

Guan Gu encouraged everyone to go together.

"I'm going! My hands are allergic, you can't leave me behind!" - Zhang Wei.

"Guan Gu! As the leader of Singles Weekend, I order you! Take me too~"——Crying Lu Ziqiao.

"Then let's leave a note for Mr. Zeng. Mr. Zeng has a show tonight and he can't go. Let him take care of the radishes and koi for me by the way."

Teacher Zeng has something to do, and Xiaoxian Zeng has nothing to do.

Qin Yu arranged everything properly just like that.

·
The magic capital flies to Sanya.

noon.

Qin Yu's plane landed.

Then the four of them went straight to the hotel where the girls were.

As a result, as soon as the door opened, Guan Gu Miracle, who was planning to surprise Tang Youyou, was startled by Tang Youyou first.

Although this morning, Qin Yumo helped Tang Youyou do a facial whitening, but I have to say that the foreign product [Sun-free Melanin] is very powerful, and Qin Yumo helped Tang Youyou finish the spa, and it turned white So a little bit.

"Yuyou, why are you burnt? Isn't it raining outside? How did you do it?" Guan Gu asked.

"In the future, I will definitely remember the three major things to remember when traveling in Hainan, moisture-proof, sun-proof and beauty-proof!" Tang Youyou said angrily.

Then, after the girls explained each other, Qin Yu and the others knew the ins and outs of Tang Youyou's facial tragedy.

"Hey, why did you kill me so suddenly and didn't say a word?" Ji Nuolan and the others looked at Qin Yu with surprise.

"We... are here to spot check how your single weekend is going and whether you have done anything out of the ordinary." Lu Ziqiao said with a guilty conscience.

None of the girls believed his nonsense.

"Honey, I have to keep three principles in mind when I stay at home in the future, fire prevention, theft prevention and Ziqiao!" Guan Gu complained to Tang Youyou.

Her big nephew hired a sales promotion lady to be a nanny, and the gas was left on for breakfast, which almost wiped them out.

After hearing this, the girls were also afraid for a while.

The girls immediately pressed Lu Ziqiao on the carpet and beat him hard, Tang Youyou beat him the hardest - just imagine, if the three of them were really wiped out by the group, then Tang Youyou would lose his eldest nephew and Fiance, can she not be angry.

After they finished fighting, Qin Yu went to grab Xinling, Ji Nuolan and the others, and told them that he was fine, that he had not been in the apartment before, and that he would not be able to kill him if they wanted to.

After Qin Yu comforted them, Xinling's beating hearts calmed down.

"Hey, where's Yifei, why didn't you see her?" Qin Yu looked around and asked.

"Yifei is so happy that she doesn't want to leave now, maybe she went to see the hula performance by Asibian again."

Wei Xiaoyu explained the existence of A Xibian to Qin Yu and the others. In short, Hu Yifei fell in love with the gigolo version of Zeng Xiaoxian.

"It's really a big world, full of wonders."

Qin Yu and the others also watched the photos and hula dance videos taken by Xinling and the others, and said with emotion.

"Tonight is the last night of our single weekend, what are your plans?" Tang Youyou was still a little scared, so she hugged Guan Gu tightly and asked.

"I've planned it long ago~ hiss~ as long as we're together, tonight will be very high and ecstatic~ hiss~"

After being beaten up by a group of girls, Lu Ziqiao, who is now lying on the carpet and screaming, still does not give up on Guan You's single weekend, and is also a ruthless person.

Seeing that he was so persistent, the big guy was ready to hear what he had to say.

The result is playing flying chess, the pieces are drinks, and if you lose, you drink.

Guan You is on one side, Qin Yu and Ji Nuolan are on one side, Meijiazi Qiao Zhangwei is on one side, and Xinling Yumo and Wei Xiaoyu are on one side.

"666, I want six!"

Zhang Wei rolled the dice with his gauze-wrapped hand.

"Oh, it's been a long time, and the single night is just playing flying chess." Chen Meijia on the side said depressed.

"I'm already very satisfied, quiet and peaceful, and this is the feeling of a soft landing."

There is quite a sense of vicissitudes in Guan Gu's words.

And tonight Qin Yu's luck is very bad, the loser will be punished with alcohol, and it is his teammates who will be fined with alcohol, so Ji Nuolan now has a kind of aesthetic feeling of a drunken concubine.

Ji Nuolan was leaning on Qin Yu's arm, with a naive look - from the beginning to the end, Ji Nuolan never doubted why Qin Yu was unlucky tonight, and she drank the wine Qin Yu handed over without hesitation.

This is part of the second step in [Dove's] plan.

The time came to 10:30 in the evening.

A group of people suddenly brought up the subject of sending an engagement gift to Guan Gu and his wife.

Lu Ziqiao directly sent a bottle of shower gel to Guan Gu and his wife, saying that it was to let them wash off all the lead, and it was too beautiful;

Zhang Wei sent two rare misprinted coins to Guan Gu and his wife. The misprints meant that the front side was wrongly printed on the back side, and the back side was wrongly printed on the front side;

The gifts of both of them were unreliable, but Qin Yu's gifts were more reliable. Xinling gave them a camera to record their beautiful lives; then others gave them perfumes, skin care products and so on.

After everyone gave the presents, Lu Ziqiao looked at Chen Meijia: "Ha~ We have given them all, what is someone's heart?"

Chen Meijia said embarrassedly: "Yuyou, Guan Gu, I really don't seem to have prepared anything."

"You have given my little aunt a black and beautiful skin~"

If you make sarcastic remarks, you just open your mouth.

"I know that no matter what I give now, it won't be able to make up for the damage done to you, so I think it's better to give you the power to slap Joe in the face!"

Just do it!

Chen Meijia immediately connected to the slap notary Lu Zhanbo remotely, and Lu Zhanbo also agreed to donate the slap

Of the Ten Tathagata Palms, Chen Meijia has already knocked out five—the first one was played when Lu Zhanbo successfully confessed his love to Lin Wanyu in the first season;
The second one was played when Chen Meijia returned to the iPartment in the third season;
The third one was when Chen Meijia and Lu Ziqiao were locked on the balcony, and Lu Ziqiao beat her when he looked at her chest;

The fourth one was played by Lu Ziqiao after experiencing the plot of Inception;
The fifth is that they teased Zhang Wei, and Zhang Wei teased Lu Ziqiao, causing Lu Ziqiao to throw Chen Meijia's mobile phone into the wine, and Chen Meijia also slapped Lu Ziqiao with the palm of the Tathagata.

Kill five, and five remain.

"I wish your life after obtaining the certificate will be as powerful as these slaps, full of joy and happiness!"

"It's rare for Meijia to say such a literary speech. We can't disappoint Meijia's wishes! Let's divide up these five slaps, and slap them all before midnight!"

Except for Lu Ziqiao, the smiles of the others gradually changed.

"Calm down, you guys! This thing is worthless, it's really useless if you want it!" Lu Ziqiao was still struggling.

"That's right! You have to try it to know if it works! Whoever smokes it first, let's test the feel!" Chen Meijia continued.

"what!!!"

Just when everyone else was still reserved, Ji Nuolan slapped Lu Ziqiao directly on the face - Ji Nuolan actually wanted to slap Lu Ziqiao a long time ago, if he hadn't stabbed her to divorce Qin Yu Going to the entertainment newspaper would not speed up the progress of her divorce with Qin Yu, and if the divorce was not so quick, maybe her marriage with Qin Yu would still have room for improvement.

"Cool~"

The drunken Ji Nuolan smiled.

The others saw that Ji Nuolan had set an example for them, so their eyes on Lu Ziqiao gradually became dangerous.

Lu Ziqiao was scared away.

A group of people swarmed out.

But Qin Yu stopped Qin Yumo, and Qin Yu asked Yumo to accompany him to send Ji Nuolan back to bed.

Ji Nuolan was already drunk.

Qin Yumo didn't suspect anything.

After helping Ji Nuolan change her clothes and cover her with the quilt, Qin Yumo was about to go out to participate in the beating game, but Qin Yu stopped her again.

In the corridor of the hotel, Qin Yu asked Yu Mo to come over, and he told the whole story of the second step of the [Pigeon] plan.

Qin Yumo blushed after hearing Qin Yu's plan.

"Are you sure she's really coming?"

"My senior sister, I understand."

……

When Shuangqin was discussing things, Lu Ziqiao, who was in a hurry to avoid everyone, came straight to Qin Yu and the others.

Then...then Lu Ziqiao slapped her twice.

……

On the eve of midnight.

"You guys are going too far!!! Even if Director Ji's slap is not counted! That's only five slaps, but how many of you are here! Eight! Eight! You are going too far!"

Lu Ziqiao, whose face was red and swollen, wanted to cry without tears.

Guan Gu and his wife, Chen Meijia, Zhang Wei, Qin Yu, Qin Yumo, Xinling, Wei Xiaoyu, eight people, eight slaps, which means that everyone slapped Lu Ziqiao three more.

Lu Ziqiao was also knocked out just now, and he didn't realize until after all the beatings were over that he had received three more slaps.

"Then what do you think? We didn't communicate with each other just now, and we didn't know that someone else hit you too, and you didn't say it yourself. Could it be that you want to call back?"

Chen Meijia immediately started playing hooligans.

Of the eight people present, five of them were girls, how could Lu Ziqiao dare to attack; and Guan Gu Miracle was his future little uncle; let alone Qin Yu, Lu Ziqiao would not dare to beat anyone.

and so……

"Zhang Dapao! Don't run away! See if I don't slap you in the face!"

Zhang Wei finally carried everything for Qin Yu and the others alone.

Seeing Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei laughing and walking away, a group of people laughed together.

Chen Meijia was also smiling, but her eyes were full of sadness.

Tathagata God's Palm is really finished.

The last bit of disconnection between her and him was finally broken.

In fact, life is like counting. In the past, Chen Meijia would never be able to count how many Tathagata palms were left. In the past, she always felt that the Tathagata palms would never be finished—but in fact, it was just that Chen Meijia didn’t want to. Counting, not wanting to finish the fight, not wanting her to have no reason to meet him at all.

But now, Chen Meijia has counted them all, and the ten palms of the Tathagata have also been played.

Chen Meijia is already 30 years old, she is tired, she waited until the salt soda was sold out and did not wait for Lu Ziqiao's prodigal son to turn around.

Those youthful memories produced in Suite 3602 will eventually be buried in 3602—the past is all fake, and memories are a road to no return.

Now, Chen Meijia finally understands this sentence, she doesn't really love Lu Ziqiao, it's just because Lu Ziqiao has caught her too much youth, he has a place in her memory, and then she thinks it is love.

That's not love, that's just endless and hopeless waiting.

At that moment, Lu Ziqiao, who was laughing with Zhang Wei, would not know that the confused Chen Meijia was gone forever.

·
Twelve midnight.

In Xinling and Wei Xiaoyu's room.

"What are you doing if you don't sleep so late?"

Sister Xinling, who was already very tired, asked Wei Xiaoyu, who was wearing a black silk nightdress, where she was going.

"What do you think? Little sister." Wei Xiaoyu smiled.

"...You are not tired."

It turned out that Wei Xiaoyu was going to Qin Yu's room.

"Not tired, how about going together?"

"shameless!"

A pillow was thrown towards Wei Xiaoyu.

Wei Xiaoyu giggled, stepped on high heels and headed towards Qin Yu's room, while Xinling behind her was blushing, because she didn't know whether Wei Xiaoyu's words were a joke or the truth - did Wei Xiaoyu have a cheerleading record? of.

But no matter what, it is impossible for the conservative Xinling sister to accept a threesome.

Qin Yu booked a double bed room by himself.

The door of Qin Yu's room was not locked, Wei Xiaoyu turned the handle, and the door opened.

But the expression on Qin Yu's face in the room was a little strange, a little stunned, a little surprised.

She was so coquettishly dressed, Qin Gou pounced on her without the first time, and the senior sister keenly sensed that something was wrong.

In the room, there are floor-to-ceiling windows on one side, a large Simmons bed in the middle, and a wardrobe on this side.

"Was there someone in your room just now?"

"No one. What are you thinking?"

Want to cover up.

The senior sister began to search the room, looking around the curtains and under the bed.

Finally, the senior sister opened the closet. In the closet, Qin Yumo, the big breasted sister, had nowhere to hide.

Qin Yu Mo Chuchu looked at Wei Xiaoyu pitifully.

The first time he saw Qin Yumo, Wei Xiaoyu connected all the previous clues together—about two years ago, "oh" on Qin Yu's car music station was replaced by "Love's Flying Diary", This is the song Qin Yumo likes to listen to; during the Labor Day signing, Yumo rushes to massage Qin Yu's wrist...

In fact, Wei Xiaoyu should have thought earlier that Qin Yu had an affair with Yu Mo.

But looking at the woman hiding in the closet, Wei Xiaoyu didn't get angry, because Yu Mo's lovely and pitiful appearance reminded Wei Xiaoyu of the past.

That was when Wei Xiaoyu was competing with Xinling. At that time, Wei Xiaoyu was like Qin Yumo. When Xinling came to look for Qin Yu, she had to hide in the closet.

They are all just women in Qin Yu's closet.

[My senior sister, I understand. ]
Qin Yu took all of their personalities into account.

Wei Xiaoyu stretched out her hand, stroked Qin Yumo's face, and even patted it. Finally, the senior sister raised Yu Mo's chin: "It's not surprising to have such a gorgeous and dignified face."

Qin Yumo, who looks dignified and majestic, and has a plump and beautiful figure, can be both male and female.

"Sister~" Qin Yumo called out tentatively.

This sentence has two meanings. If Wei Xiaoyu agrees, it means that Wei Xiaoyu accepts her; at the same time, it also means that Qin Yumo is willing to stay low and be small, and she will not be a threat to Wei Xiaoyu.

"Good sister, what are you doing hiding in the closet, come out quickly." Wei Xiaoyu took Qin Yumo's hand and walked out.

The smile on Wei Xiaoyu's face became more and more wanton, like an unscrupulous wild rose.

I used to think that I was the one at the bottom, but I didn't expect that there was a younger sister under me. Wei Xiaoyu didn't think there was anything she couldn't accept Qin Yumo——Wei Xiaoyu's father had several women, and Wei Xiaoyu had been fascinated by it since she was a child; One, she, Wei Xiaoyu, is not in the palace anyway, so why should she be that early bird?
Wei Xiaoyu pushed Qin Yumo down on the bed...

·
Four o'clock in the morning, in the dead of night.

Qin Yumo wrapped his clothes tightly and returned to her and Ji Nuolan's room.

Recalling the absurdity of the four hours just now, Qin Yumo's legs were so weak that she leaned against the door panting for breath, with Wei Xiaoyu's lipstick marks on her face.

Although absurd, this also means that the progress bar of the [Dove] project has advanced to 2/3.

Only Ji Nuolan was missing.

The rainstorm stopped outside the window, and the moon peeked out from behind the dark clouds.

Under the moonlight, the sleeping Ji Nuolan was as beautiful as a goddess carefully carved by a master.

Qin Yumo stumbled to Ji Nuolan's bedside, and she caressed Ji Nuolan's face just like Wei Xiaoyu stroked her face just now.

She is so holy, so pure... Qin Yumo's hand suddenly retracted as if it had been pricked by a needle.

Countless resentment suddenly appeared in Qin Yumo's eyes. Why is Ji Nuolan so superior, why is she worthy of being regarded as a treasure by Qin Yu, but she, Qin Yumo, was captured by Qin Yu and Wei Xiaoyu...

Even though Yu Mo had anticipated this, Qin Yumo's eyes were still hurt by Ji Nuolan's holy light.

"Why do not you go to hell?"

With tears in his eyes, Qin Yumo caressed Ji Nuolan's cheek.

Both Xinling and Wei Xiaoyu have already accepted her, leaving Ji Nuolan alone.

If it wasn't for Ji Nuolan, if it wasn't for this elegant and noble woman still occupying Qin Yu's heart, then she, Qin Yumo, would be able to accompany Qin Yu in an open and aboveboard manner.

Jin Nuolan, who was sleeping soundly, was probably having a nightmare, because there was also a crystal tear running across the corner of her eye.

(End of this chapter)