My ex-wife's name is Nuo Lan in love apartment

Chapter 364 363. At that time, the world and girls danced in the palms of boys
On Friday, the night was dark.

Love Apartment, 3602.

The noise of cicadas and frogs outside the apartment;

In the apartment, Qin Yu and his group of elders were watching "Tom and Jerry" on the sofa.

Although this film is a classic cartoon that you will never tire of watching, and although Qin Yu and his group of "babies" with an average age of 30 years old really like to watch it, a group of people still find it a bit awkward.

The girls went to Sanya, Hainan to enjoy the tropical scenery, but the boys could only stay in the apartment and watch cartoons. Does this make people laugh to death?

It takes only two hours from Shanghai to Sanya.

The planes of the apartment girl group have already landed.

Ji Nuolan called Qin Yu and reported that he was safe;
And Qin Yumo and Xinling co-produced a travel vlog and sent it to Qin Yu. In the video, the two girls are dressed in cool and hot clothes, and the two girls often hug each other and post them together, which makes people daydream;

But if you want to say that the worst ones are Yu Mo and Xin Ling, the worst one is of course Wei Xiaoyu!
Wei Xiaoyu, relying on the height of the sky and the distance of the emperor, and relying on Qin Yu can only watch but not eat, so she sent Qin Yu two travel vlogs taken in the hotel toilet, which made Qin Yu dream back to four years ago. At that time, This woman with a bad personality often sends him sexy videos on QQ.

These women are really naughty and flirtatious.

This made Qin Yu a little dumbfounded.

After watching their travel vlog, Qin Yu didn't become so unbearably horny. Qin Yu was indeed a beast on the bed, but when he was three meters away from the bed, he was an absolute gentleman;

It is not Qin Yu's unilateral responsibility that Qin Yu is a beast on the bed. Ji Nuolan and the others are also half responsible. Who told them to be so beautiful, and let Qin Yu get whatever he wants. If they don't turn into a beast, it is all to them. disrespect.

At this moment, in Qin Yu's heart, he was actually more relieved after learning that they were safe all the way.

The girl group from the apartment has already checked into the hotel. Hu Yifei, Yoyo and Meijia share a room, Xinling Wei Xiaoyu shares a room, and Ji Nuolan and Qin Yumo share a room.

This two-day, three-night single weekend trip belonging to the apartment girl group has officially kicked off!
After chatting with the girls for a while, Qin Yu put down his phone. The more we talked, the more uncomfortable it became. How chic and happy the girls are, but what about the boys?Sit on the couch and watch "Tom and Jerry"!
"enough!"

Finally, Lu Ziqiao couldn't take it anymore and turned off the TV.

Standing in front of the crowd, Lu Ziqiao spoke impassionedly about the significance of the Ultimate Single Weekend to Guan Gu, and Lu Ziqiao's words summed it up as - we can't lose to Yoyo and the others!Let's invite the girls to a party in the apartment!
"I repeat, there will be no parties this weekend, and there will be no strange girls. Even if Yoyo betrays me, I will carry out the original weekend plan by myself."

Guan Gu Miracle is like this, when the strength of the bull comes up, he is stubborn to death.

"Guan Gu! Your life is about to enter the grave, I won't hold you back, but you have to know that even if the world is destroyed, there will be a time when the light will come back, and the darkness will highlight the value of the light.

follow your heart!Is there something you have always wanted to do, but never put into action! Just do it!

If you say no, then treat me as a mouthful! After 72 hours, these thoughts will be completely buried with your freedom!From then on, you can be my little aunt's good baby with peace of mind! "

In order to persuade Guan Gu to be miraculous, Lu Ziqiao really used all his eloquence in his life.

Qin Yu couldn't help but look at Lu Ziqiao more. Lu Ziqiao's words were clear and contagious. If someone like him went into a pyramid scheme, it would be a disaster!
However, Qin Yu thinks that Lu Ziqiao is more suitable for the emerging industry of live broadcasting. This is an outlet. Lu Ziqiao has a good appearance and can speak well. Maybe he will say "I buy it! Buy it!", and countless women will come down. single payment.

If there is a chance, I can talk to Lu Ziqiao, Qin Yu thought so.

Qin Yu withdrew his scattered thoughts, and the focus of his eyes returned to Guan Gu's miraculous body.

It's a pity that Lu Ziqiao has said so, but Guan Gu Miracle is still like a stubborn cow, determined not to let go, just not to hold the ultimate bachelor weekend party.

Qin Yu felt that it was time for him to end.

"Brother Guan Gu, I actually think what Zi Qiao said makes sense."

As soon as Qin Yu's words came out, everyone on the scene was a little surprised.

Young birthday!Did Qin Yu take the wrong lines! !
After all, this is the first time Qin Yu publicly agrees with Lu Ziqiao's point of view!It wasn't just a matter of a day or two that Qin Yu looked down on Lu Ziqiao. Everyone present didn't know that Lu Ziqiao's ignorant and idle appearance had always been despised by Qin Yu.

But today, Qin Yu actually agreed with Lu Ziqiao's idea of ​​holding a singles weekend!

"Qin Yujun, do you also think I should find a group of strange women to hold a party?" Guan Gu said with an unwavering expression.

"of course not."

Qin Yu shook his head and said: "I agree with what Ziqiao said just now, you should really take advantage of this last weekend to finish those ideas you have thought about but never put into action.

Brother Guan Gu, I don’t know if you know such a thing. According to the statistics of scientists, children who were rebellious when they were young grow up and get married, and their marriages are harmonious and happy; , their marriage was in turmoil.

I personally think that those sensible children are too precocious and well-behaved. They have been living in depression, and when they grow up, they may only need a little spark to make them explode completely, bang! "

"You mean, I need to indulge a bit, and then meet the future married life with a more relaxed mind?" Guan Gu whispered miraculously.

Qin Yu nodded—in fact, the reason why Qin Yu supported Lu Ziqiao's suggestion and made up such a conclusion was mainly because Qin Yu felt that it was too boring for a group of old men to sit on the sofa and watch cartoons.

Who is not a young man who loves to play and make trouble? The abstinent president and everything are just appearances.

At that time, they were still very young, so they should pretend and run to their heart's content!go jump!Go for the beautiful upside-down golden hook!Wait until you are old, when you can no longer be hard, and then go crazy, it will be too late! ! !

Zeng Xiaoxian, Zhang Wei and others also looked forward to watching Guan Gu's magic.

"Yuyou made me a strictly prohibited list..."

Before Guan Gu finished speaking, Lu Ziqiao was excited: "That's right! Take it out, the time has come to do whatever you want!"

"Fuck you, you don't need beauties on that list, just a few of us are enough."

Guan Gu looked around several people miraculously, his smile gradually changed.

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The next day, early in the morning.

Singles Weekend has officially begun.

However, this group of men didn't get up until eight or nine o'clock in the morning, mainly because the girls had left, and there was no sound of the collision of pots and pans in the apartment in the morning, which caused Qin Yu and the others to sleep Too much.

It's a rare weekend, when you don't have to go to work, and you don't have to listen to Ji Nuolan and the others' orders, so Qin Yu just went like that, with a messy chicken coop on his head, first went to pour some cat food for the radish, and then Qin Yu wanted to find some for himself The food found that he hadn't cooked for a long time, and he didn't know that there was no food in the suite.

Since Xinling moved into 3603, Xinling has been in charge of the kitchen and other places, but yesterday Xinling was in a hurry and forgot to tell Qin Yu that there was no food in the suite.

Just when Qin Yu was thinking about where to find something to eat, Zhang Wei ran over to 3603 in a hurry, clutching his butt.

"Brother Qin Yu, let me borrow your bathroom to get a bigger size. Yifei and Meijia have taken away all the inventory of 3601. There is no way to live this day!"

"boom!"

Zhang Wei rushed into the toilet like a gust of wind.

Looking at this scene, the expression on Qin Yu's face was filled with disgust.

Qin Yu walked across the balcony and came to 3602, only to hear that Guan Gu was also feeling emotional, and Yoyo took away all the soap and shampoo in the bathroom - if Tang Youyou didn't come for a while, Guan Gu wouldn't even know about it, so it turned out that For many years, he has been using Tang Youyou's daily necessities.

"Do you have anything to eat... Forget it, just pretend I didn't say anything."

Qin Yu originally wanted to come to 3602 for breakfast, but looking at the two carrots + peppers on the table, Qin Yu knew that his question was useless.

"It's a serious problem right now, we have to figure out how to fill our stomachs before the bachelor's weekend starts."

How should I put it, both Qin Yu and Guan Gumi can cook, but since the girls left, they no longer have the desire to cook, they just want to sit back and enjoy the benefits.

"There are instant noodles in Zhang Wei's room, but he may not be willing to share them with us."

It was Lu Ziqiao who knew his brother Babo Erben.

"It's okay, Zhang Wei is in the toilet now."

After understanding the situation, Qin Yu and the others became instant noodle thieves.

Sure enough, there are a lot of emergency food in Zhang Wei's room, such as several boxes of pickled cabbage-flavored, spicy, and pickled pepper-flavored instant noodles.

After Zhang Wei came back from the toilet, the instant noodles of Qin Yu and the others were almost ready, and they were all luxurious configurations of sausage + marinated eggs + chicken legs + sauced beef, which made Zhang Wei feel so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe.

This is a configuration that he usually dare not even think about!This group of people is fine, let him eat them all!

"Ah Wei, do you have any Fanta brand drinks here? If so, let's just film the episodes of "Spicy Heroes" and "Happy Force" two love apartment episodes."

It's a pity that the sad Zhang Wei didn't respond to Qin Yu's sarcastic remarks at all.

After that, Zhang Wei turned his grief and anger into appetite, and he made two large buckets of instant noodles himself.

"Hi~~~"

After eating and drinking enough, the weekend of singles has officially begun.

There are a total of twelve things that Yoyo strictly forbids Guan Gu to do.

"Hey~ This is what I've always wanted to play, a game for men, but Yoyo said that considering the civilization of the neighborhood and the safety of humans and animals, she shot all these ideas to death!"

Guan Gu took out the list and showed it to Qin Yu.

Qin Yu clicked his tongue after watching it.

"Brother Guan Gu, I didn't expect that under your gentle appearance, there is still a wild heart hidden."

After hearing this, Guan Gu Miraculously felt complacent, but proud.

"Hey, what does this instant noodle 2.0 mean? Shall we go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles together?" Qin Yu opened his mind.

"That's 1.0, this is a brand new version, you'll know later." Guan Gu made a fool of himself.

Just at this moment, Zhang Wei and the others who went to prepare the props also came back.

Broom + bicycle + ball.

Play a light version of polo in the apartment.

wild enough.

A group of boys were directly incited by the fanatical atmosphere, so they said that they should not let a group of boys get together, otherwise they would be able to do even childish things.

At the same time, the camera showed the girls.

In Qin Yu's imagination, this group of girls should be wearing sexy and hot swimsuits to go to the beach to bask in the sun and play in the water.

But the strange thing is that Ji Nuolan and his group of seven look like a fat house. The girls are lying on the sofa eating potato chips in a mess, and there is a pile of Zeng Xiaoxian on the bed. That virgin will definitely get a nosebleed. Sexy swimsuit.

Hu Yifei was still watching "A Brief History of Time", while the other girls were browsing Weibo, and eating potato chips, all with expressions of wanting to cry.

The reason was that it was raining heavily outside.

The damn weather was fine last night, but when they came together this morning, the weather changed, and they couldn't go to the beach, so they could only stay in the hotel.

Qin Yumo was almost depressed to death, if she had known she would not have come, that way, she would be able to monopolize Lao Qin this weekend.

If Qin Yu's time with each woman is made into a table, then we will find that among the four women, Yu Mo is the most fond of Qin Yu. The most intuitive expression is that Qin Yu has three nights in a week. Lingering on Yumo's bed, while the other three women shared the other four nights equally; but during the daytime, Yumo accounted for the least proportion, even one day in a week.

If Yu Mo didn't come to Hainan this time, then Yu Mo would be able to occupy Qin Yu openly for two days and two nights.

Unfortunately, there is no if.

So Yu Mo had no choice but to eat potato chips depressed.

"...There should be an indoor swimming pool in the hotel, right?" Hu Yifei saw that the girls were not very happy, so she explained.

"Who says I'm here to swim? I'm here to catch hairy crabs!" - Chen Meijia.

"When you come to the beach, of course you have to play in the sea. I can't go to the indoor swimming pool in Shanghai."

The words of Wei Fupo Xiaoyu resonated with everyone.

"Hey, the rain in the tropics comes in bursts, maybe it will stop after a while? Let's watch some TV."

Tang Youyou encouraged the sisters not to be downcast, and to always believe that good things are about to happen.

"...Affected by Tropical Cyclone No. 38 Kai Tak, the heavy rain will continue to affect the city. Experts predict that the rainfall may continue to increase in the next two days. Please stay away from the beach until the orange warning is lifted."

It's over, it's completely hopeless.

"We abandoned the boys and came all the way to enjoy the rain. They will die laughing when they find out." Sister Xinling said speechlessly.

Sister Xinling also misses her brother Qin Yu. In this rainy weather, she just wants to lie in Qin Yu's arms and not get up, even if Qin Yu eats up all her tofu.

"Hey! Don't be discouraged, we can't lose to them. Since we can't get out of the hotel, let's have fun in the hotel."

Chen Meijia deserves to be the woman who has been entangled with Lu Ziqiao for half her life. The two brain circuits are the same: "Oh, let's go to hell!"

When the other girls heard this, their faces were covered.

"If you want to die, you can't die here."

"I mean go to the spa, a full body massage."

It turned out that they heard the split.

"Come on, it's raining today and everyone can't go out. We're the only ones who can think of this idea? We'll have to queue up then.

The covered bridge of this hotel is connected to a shopping mall. I think we should go shopping in the mall. "Wei Xiaoyu said.

Go to the spa, or go shopping.

In the end, apart from Hu Yifei who continued to read in the room, Youjia and the two chose to go to the spa, while Qin's family Simei went shopping.

The camera returns to the love apartment.

After Qin Yu and his group of boys finished playing polo in 3601, they played soft bullet guns again in 3602. As expected, firearms are always the favorite of men in Xiaguo, and a large group of men got carried away playing gun games.

until noon.

Qin Yu and the others were all exhausted and paralyzed on the ground. Luobo also leaned against Qin Yu's body to pant heavily. After all, he also participated in the gunfight game just now. certificate.

A group of people were panting in the "ruins".

Because the group of them moved too much just now, this caused 3602 to be the same as 3601, and all the furniture and furnishings were destroyed in a mess.

"Single weekends are all about blood and unrestrainedness. Look at the list, the next item!"

Lu Ziqiao was not afraid at all that the girls would go crazy and curse at them when they came back and saw this scene.

Guan Gu took out the list: "It seems to be done."

"Have you finished all twelve tasks? But it only took half a day." Qin Yu glanced at his watch and said.

"Half a day?! Why do I feel like it's been a year!" Zeng Xiaoxian, who was too tired, said in surprise.

"Shouldn't the time of indulgence pass quickly? How could it be so slow?" Zhang Wei, who was shot full of soft bullets, wondered.

"It must be because we lack external stimuli. As the saying goes, if a man and a woman match, work is not tiring. When we are together, only the adrenaline is soaring, but there are no hormones to neutralize it."

Qin Yu already knew what Lu Ziqiao was going to say, but he still followed Lu Ziqiao's words and asked, "What do you mean?"

"It's better to be happy alone than to be happy alone, and it's better to be crazy than to be crazy because of epilepsy, so let's invite the beauties to have a party."

The reason why Qin Yu decided to follow Lu Ziqiao's words was because Qin Yu was indeed tired; secondly, Qin Yu didn't want them to ruin 3603, otherwise sister Xinling would definitely grab him when she came back. ears.

Sister Xinling is like this. When she obeys Qin Yu, she is really obedient, and she is willing to cooperate with Qin Yu in some difficult postures under half push and half; but when Xinling is angry, Qin Yu has to back away. The application was actually very vigorous, after all, she dared to sit on Qin Yu's body and shake it the first time.

Guan Gu originally wanted to reject Lu Ziqiao's proposal, but Lu Ziqiao said that if he didn't want to find beautiful women, he would go through the list again, and then Guan Gu decisively agreed with Lu Ziqiao's proposal. After all, Guan Gu was too tired.

The camera switches to the girls again.

After Simei of the Qin family finished shopping in the mall, the four of them went back to the hotel room with big bags and small bags. In the room, Hu Yifei was still reading.

"Yifei, let's eat some fruit. These are coconuts and lotus mist just picked from the tree... but they are fresh, not like the ones in the shopping malls in Shanghai. They are nothing compared to them."

Ji Nuolan and the others brought back a bunch of tropical fruits for Hu Yifei to eat.

"Baji~baji~ delicious. By the way, didn't Yoyo Mika and the others come back together?" Hu Yifei asked while peeling the lotus mist.

"Didn't the two of them go to the spa? I guess they made an appointment with the technician. It's normal that they haven't come back at this point. I guess they are giving them a boost."

Qin Yumo, former senior beauty consultant of L'Oreal, replied.

However, just as Yu Mo finished speaking, Chen Meijia came back "alone".

"Hey, Meijia, where's Yoyo? Lost?"

"Haha~ A little accident happened, you better be mentally prepared." Meijia laughed awkwardly.

Then, Tang Youyou walked out from behind Chen Meijia with her head down. The moment Tang Youyou raised her head, everyone was stunned.

As shown.

High EQ: Black Pearl Beauty.

Low EQ: Almost emptied the magazine.

"My mother, isn't it raining heavily outside? How can you be so sun-baked?!"

A group of girls kept looking around Tang Youyou.

The reason for this is this, the two of you and Jia managed to snatch the spa room just now, but in the end there was no technician, and then Chen Meijia had a big brain hole and said that she would do a spa for Tang Youyou, the two of you and Jia really dare to think , the one who dared to do it - it turned out that Chen Meijia, a scumbag, didn't know foreign products [sun-free melanin], so she applied it all over Tang Youyou's face, and then... Then Tang Youyou became like this.

As long as Yu Mo was present at that time, this tragedy would not have happened.

But it's too late to say anything now.

Tang Youyou wanted to cry but had no tears.

After all, she will go to get the certificate next Tuesday, if she looks like this, others will think that Guan Gu married a black pearl!

"Calm down, Yoyo, why don't I treat you to seafood dishes? You can eat as you please, and I'll pay for it! Just treat it as my apology for you~" Chen Meijia said humbly.

"You said it!"

Tang Youyou was vicious one second, but she was discouraged in the next second: "Let's order takeaway, woo woo~ I thought it was just that the hotel couldn't get out, but now I can't even get out of the room, I have no face to see you again people~"

"Wait! Don't order takeaway! Let's go there now! There is a hula performance in the restaurant now!" Hu Yifei suddenly said while holding the hotel leaflet.

"Yifei, don't you feel that you are not interested in doing anything? You will be motivated when you are dark?" Ji Nuolan asked suspiciously.

Tang Youyou also looked at Hu Yifei angrily.

"No, do you think this person looks familiar?!"

Hu Yifei pointed to a man on the leaflet and said.

"The Wumi Dance Troupe, I'll go, isn't this Zeng Xiaoxian?"

The girls' eyes widened.

"You guys think so too, it's not my eyesight." Hu Yifei suddenly had more smiles on his face.

"The fourth face bumper, the Gigolo version of Zeng Xiaoxian!" Xinling said with emotion.

The first face bumper in the iPartment is the brain-dead Lu Ziqiao of the Malaysian painter; the second is the tender Zhang Yida of Erkang's version seen on TV; the third is Hu Qiang, a distant cousin Zhang Wei found in Jiangzhou.

It can be seen from this that Zhang Wei really has an average face, and he hits faces the most.

It just so happened that it was time for dinner, so a group of girls followed Hu Yifei and went to the restaurant to watch the gigolo version of Zeng Xiaoxian.

The camera returns to the love apartment again.

"Yawn~ It's so boring, Zi Qiao, where's the beauty you're talking about?"

Don't get me wrong, Qin Yu didn't want to pick wild flowers. Ever since he had the delicate and lovely Xinling, the elegant ex-wife, the sexy and charming senior sister, and the plump and juicy Yumo, Qin Yu thought that other women were It's vulgar.

Qin Yu is just too bored now, just asking casually.

"I was scared away by them. Guan Gu's instant noodles 2.0 actually use Banlangen instant noodles. The key is that Zhang Wei still eats this product with great relish. Which woman won't be scared away by these two strange millets."

Lu Ziqiao died speechless.

"It's delicious, I added effervescent tablets, the taste is even better! Suosuo~" Zhang Wei was still pudding.

"My God, can we just eat instant noodles in the ruins during the legendary single weekend?" Zeng Xiaoxian urged sadly.

"There is another way. If the beauty doesn't come, we can go out to the nightclub to look for it."

"But Yu Mo didn't allow us to go to nightclubs." Guan Gu said miraculously.

The reason why Yu Mo did not allow them to go to nightclubs and dance halls was very simple, because she was the one who opened the bar, and opened the bar, and the ones who opened the bar were all literary and artistic young women with a petty bourgeoisie, and they couldn't get used to noisy nightclubs .

"You are stupid, Yu Mo is not here again."

"That's right."

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For many years to come, there will be weekends and weekends spent by this group of people, but there will never be a weekend like this moment.

No one can match them then, and neither will they later.

At that time, they were young and romantic, and they were proficient in everything.

At that time, the world and girls danced in the hands of boys.

(End of this chapter)