Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents

Chapter 612 Spider-Man vs. Snow White?
In order to follow the trend, many people have turned the discussion into "Would you rather see 'Spider-Man vs. Snow White' or 'Kung Fu Panda'?"

However, Disney's strict secrecy regarding the content has actually fueled netizens' curiosity and created a preconceived notion about Disney, resulting in a higher number of votes for "Spider-Man vs. Snow White".

As the buzz online grew, Kung Fu Panda was finally released!
That day, Zhou Yang couldn't wait to bring dumplings to the nearby cinema.

It was the weekend, and the cinema was packed with people, with chatter rising and falling.

"Hey kid, which movie are you here to see?"

"My mom brought me to see 'Kung Fu Panda'!"

"Why? I think 'Spider-Man vs. Snow White' is more interesting!"

"Because giant pandas are so cute, and so are mantises and tigers!"

"Indeed! My son really wants to come too!"

"My daughter too, hahaha! So my husband and I brought her here, it's so much fun!"

"Giant pandas are indeed very adorable! But shouldn't girls prefer Snow White?"

"..."

Most of the people going to the cinema are families, and many come because their children ask them to.

Surprisingly, the girls seemed to prefer giant pandas.

Dumpling was overjoyed to hear that so many people liked his giant panda.

The two were at the back of the ticket line when an announcement suddenly came on.

"Ticket checking will begin in 10 minutes for the midnight premiere of 'Kung Fu Panda.' Please enter in an orderly manner..."

Five minutes later, the two entered the venue smoothly.

The movie hadn't started yet; advertisements were playing on the screen.

The surrounding audience gathered together and discussed it enthusiastically, with the voices of many children rising and falling.

"Mom, do pandas know kung fu?"

"Of course! Because he's Kung Fu Panda!"

"Yang Ge voices a panda in it! I can't wait!"

"My sister insisted that I take her when she heard I was going to see 'Kung Fu Panda'!"

"So many children have come to see this! We look like kids ourselves, haha!"

"It's all for Brother Yang! This movie is loved by men, women, young and old! Hahaha!"

"..."

Dumpling and Zhou Yang sat in the front, while the best seats at the back of the theater were reserved for the audience.

Five minutes later, the movie finally started!

All the lights in the theater went out, and the audience's eyes were focused on the big screen.

The story is set in a place called the Valley of Peace, where various animals live, and the animals on the mountaintop are even more powerful, each possessing unique skills.

Our protagonist, the adorable and goofy A Bao, has finally made his appearance. Seeing this endearing character, many children cheered excitedly, and many audience members' hearts were stirred.

Po works at his father's noodle shop, which his father hopes he will take over. However, Po longs to learn martial arts and become the top martial arts master in the valley.

That morning, Po dreamed of kung fu and felt a little lost. He awkwardly jumped around on the ground a few times.

Then he started playing with his kung fu toys, all of which were animals with high martial arts skills: monkeys, mantises, cranes, snakes, and tigers.

His chubby-faced appearance was seen by the neighbors, which made Abao feel a little ashamed, and he could only smile awkwardly.

The father urged Abao to come down and help, but Abao was too clumsy and accidentally fell flat on his back.

Abao hurriedly said, "I'm sorry!" However, his father clearly didn't care much about the apology. He was thinking to himself: Can an apology really make a good impression?

The father seemed tired of hearing Abao's apologies, because Abao was too clumsy.

Abao didn't stop; he immediately got up to help.

When his father asked Abao what he had dreamed about, Abao understood his father's expectations and chose to remain silent, only lying that he had dreamed of making noodles.

The father was very happy to hear this, feeling that Abao could finally stand on his own.

"My son actually dreamed about making noodles! You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this day!" The father was extremely excited, pacing around.

Ah Bao had no intention of taking over the noodle shop. He immediately retorted, "No, my dream is something else! Dad, don't you want to try doing something different?"

Oh, he did have that thought!

When he was young, my father dreamed of selling tofu, but he eventually returned home and inherited the family noodle shop.

That's how their noodle shop has been passed down from generation to generation.

However, Abao didn't think so. He wanted to continue arguing, but his father interrupted him: "Go and deliver the noodles to table 257!"

Then, the father slightly raised the corner of Abao's mouth and reminded him, "Remember to smile!"

Okay, I understand!

This scene made the audience burst into laughter; it was both cute and funny, and the children also let out innocent laughter.

"Abao is so cute, Mom! Hahaha!"

"Yang Ge's character is really interesting! His father is actually a duck?"

"Yang Ge's voice acting is so vivid! It's super funny!"

"This is nothing! I've seen another of Brother Yang's works, and it was truly amazing!"

"Wow, so cute! But why is the panda's father a duck?"

"Haha, it's an animated film, don't worry too much about the logic!"

"..."

As the plot unfolds, more and more animals appear in the movie, each one vivid and interesting, and the special effects are also very impressive.

Master Turtle senses that the evil Snow Leopard Dragon is about to make its appearance!
Master Raccoon charmed the audience as soon as he appeared, but the contrast in his voice made people laugh.

In the fight scenes, the voice actor, Jackie Chan, further showcased the charm of kung fu.

The movie is about to hold a martial arts tournament to select the chosen one who can resist the dragon.

The participants in the competition are all extremely outstanding masters in the martial arts world, including Master Tiger, Master Mantis, Master Crane, and Master Viper. Po greatly admires these martial arts masters!
Their appearances are always imposing, allowing people to appreciate the wonders of martial arts.

The special effects are incredibly realistic, and the plot is also brilliantly designed; a true expert can tell the difference with just one look.

The audience expressed high praise for the smooth special effects and vivid animation.

"This is absolutely stunning! Animation production and movie special effects are very different; it must have taken tremendous effort to achieve this level!"

"As a layman, I can't see many tricks, but I think it's really good! The picture clarity is fantastic!"

"Wow! How could Yang Ge's work not be good?! The voice-over effects are also excellent!"

"This kind of animated film is definitely the hope for China's future!"

"Yes! I've always loved Chinese style, and I never expected to experience it in an animated film!"

In the film, the scene shifts to Po unexpectedly winning the martial arts tournament.

Therefore, Master Shifu had no choice but to accept the outcome and begin training Po, but Po clearly lacked a foundation in martial arts.

(End of this chapter)