Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents

Chapter 613 Gone Mad, the Panda Knows Kung Fu!

For Master Shifu, teaching Po kung fu in a short period of time is an enormous challenge.

This may be the toughest hurdle of his career.

At the same time, Po's five senior brothers and sisters do not think highly of him, and Master Hu criticizes Po without any mercy!
Master Crane simply sighed, but Po was honest and kind, giving people a simple and honest impression.

In the corridor, Po tried to walk quietly, but bumped into Master Tiger, who was already waiting there.

He thought he was being too loud, so he quickly apologized: "Master Hu, I didn't mean to disturb you!"

Master Tiger responded without hesitation, stating bluntly that Ah Bao was not suited for this place and should not stay in the Jade Palace.

He criticized Po for bringing shame to kung fu!

If Po truly respects these masters, he should leave as soon as possible!

After Master Hu finished speaking, he slammed the door shut.

Nevertheless, Abao still replied with a simple and honest tone, "I respect you very much!"

At this moment, the audience felt sympathy for Po. After all, Po was so cute, how could they underestimate his dream?

"Poor Bao! Yang Ge's voice acting is so spot on, it really brings out his honest and simple nature!"

"The more honest a person seems, the more heartbreaking it is to see them!"

"Don't worry, he's the main character, he'll definitely turn the tide later!"

"The special effects and animation are incredibly lifelike, and Po's eyes are so expressive!"

"Yes, the dedication put into this work far surpasses that of many poorly made domestic animations!"

"However, Master Tiger has a point! From a realistic perspective, it's indeed not good enough for Po to stay here!"

"..."

Amidst everyone's sighs, Ah Bao suddenly drew the audience's attention back with his humor.

He was standing on the edge of a cliff, holding a large handful of freshly picked peaches in his hands. Master Oogway, carrying a lantern, slowly walked over, leaning on his cane.

"Oh, it seems you've already discovered that mysterious Tree of Wisdom?" Master Oogway said, half-jokingly.

Ah Bao still had a fresh peach in his mouth, and the traces of juice showing when he spoke made him look even cuter.

"Sorry, I'm not sure what this tree is. I just thought it was an ordinary peach tree!" he replied vaguely.

His adorable, goofy appearance drew bursts of laughter from the audience, making it impossible not to chuckle.

Master Oogway seemed unaffected by the external reactions, calmly saying, "I can understand. When you're in a bad mood, you always want to eat something to comfort yourself!"

"No, I'm not unhappy!" Abao immediately denied it, but his eyes betrayed him.

Master Oogway saw right through Po's troubles.

The audience was also moved by Po's genuine and delicate emotions. The special effects were exceptionally well done, realistically portraying Po's disguise.

Master Turtle didn't argue further, but instead asked, "Why are you unhappy?"

Ah Bao's eyes drooped instantly, and he looked very frustrated. He whispered what was on his mind.

"I think I'm the worst in the history of kung fu, not even the best in the history of Chinese kung fu, and I'm even at the top of the list of the worst people! Five masters couldn't do anything about me!"

Ah Bao's eyes were incredibly sincere, filled with self-blame and disappointment; there was no doubt that he was frustrated with his performance.

The audience couldn't help but want to comfort the red panda. Although I really couldn't think of anything special about it, it was indeed very cute!
Po continued to lament his troubles, explaining that he seemed to lack unique talents compared to the five masters. As he spoke, Po's round belly jiggled, clearly due to his excessive weight.

When his belly twitched, Abao quickly patted it, a scene so endearing that the audience couldn't help but murmur their admiration.

Wow! He's so cute! I really want to touch his chubby belly!

"This red panda is so cute! No, it's a giant panda! Its chubby appearance is just irresistible!"

"Ah Bao can never be called a man! Look at the fat on his belly, he's clearly like a little boy!"

Wow! So cute! My heart is about to explode with cuteness!

"The special effects are so realistic! Every look in their eyes is so lifelike, it's amazing!"

"..."

Then, the scene shifts to an even more exciting part, where Master Shifu feels despair, believing that Po seems to have no talent whatsoever.

However, Master Oogway comforted him, saying that everyone has their own unique talents, and that in accordance with the laws of nature, flowers bloom and wither in their own time.

The raccoon was initially skeptical of these words, but at that moment, Master Oogway suddenly transformed into feathers.

He transformed into light peach petals, slowly gathering together, exuding a soft and sweet fragrance.

Then, the petals scattered and danced like stars, gradually becoming more and more distant.

This scene was breathtakingly beautiful, and it made Master Raccoon start to pay more attention to Po's upbringing.

The scene of Master Oogway's departure was touching, leaving the audience both amazed and a little sad. Master Oogway was truly amazing!

Back home, Master Shifu discovers Po's potential; despite his clumsiness, Po possesses immense strength.

The only flaw he needs to overcome is his clumsiness!
Do you think he's trying to lose weight?

Actually, that's not the case! In the days that followed, Master Raccoon used food as motivation to encourage Po to practice.

This method proved effective immediately, and Po quickly became a highly skilled martial artist.

Po was filled with excitement, which meant he was about to obtain the martial arts manual.

When A Bao opened the martial arts manual with trembling hands, he found that there was nothing inside!

This is practically a wordless book of heaven!

Not only was A Bao stunned, but all the animals on the scene were also dumbfounded.

Immediately, the snow leopard dragon launched an attack. Is the Valley of Peace about to fall?

Master Raccoon decides to stand alone against the snow leopard dragon. Before leaving, he instructs Po and his other apprentices to make sure they leave the Valley of Peace.

At this moment, the audience's hearts were in their throats. Although Master Raccoon was often strict, he was actually very cute at heart, and no one wanted to see him get hurt.

However, things are not so simple!
In the film, Po's father appears and tells him about the unique recipe for noodles, which is actually just the taste of the noodles themselves!

……

Suddenly, Ah Bao had a flash of inspiration. He picked up the blank manual again and saw his own reflection in the empty pages.

He suddenly realized!
There were no martial arts manuals at all!
The true essence of martial arts is to be your most authentic self!
Ah Bao stood up, and the audience became excited. Was the climax about to begin?

With his understanding of martial arts and the skills taught by his master, Po successfully defeated Tai Lung, saved the valley, and brought peace!
He truly is a martial arts master!
(End of this chapter)