Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents

Chapter 449 Looking Back on the Mortal World, I Will Not Become an Immortal!
In the following plot, the emotional bond between Supreme Treasure and Fairy Zixia grows stronger, but Fairy Zixia is destined to marry the Bull Demon King.

In order to save Fairy Zixia, Supreme Treasure resolutely stepped into the Water Curtain Cave.

"Great Bodhisattva Guanyin, I have finally understood your teachings. I once observed the world with my physical eyes, but only after death did I comprehend its mysteries. The girl's tear stains are deeply etched in my heart, a testament to the vicissitudes of time..."

Tears welled up in his eyes, and two lines of crystal tears slid down Supreme Treasure's cheeks.

This touching scene resonated with the audience, and soft sobs could be heard throughout the theater.

After a moment of silence in the cave, Guanyin Bodhisattva spoke softly, "Are you no longer attached to worldly affairs?" Supreme Treasure replied with a bitter smile, "Having let go of attachments, I have no regrets even in life or death..."

Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded in satisfaction, but then spoke again to remind Supreme Treasure:

"Please remember, once you put on the golden headband, you will no longer be an ordinary person. You must keep your emotions at bay. Once you develop feelings, the golden headband will tighten and cause unbearable pain!"

"clear."

"Before you decide to put on the golden headband, is there anything else you want to say?" Guanyin Bodhisattva finally asked.

A glint flashed in Supreme Treasure's eyes as he whispered, "There was once genuine affection placed before me, yet I did not cherish it. Only after losing it did I realize my regret! Nothing in this world is more painful than this. If I could do it all over again, I would definitely tell that girl 'I love you.' If love needs a time limit, I am willing to let it last for ten thousand years!"

A chill ran through him, and Supreme Treasure closed his eyes, slowly putting on the golden headband...

Tears slid down his cheeks, leaving marks on his face.

The audience in the movie theater were moved to tears by this scene.

"Why, why is it always so hard for lovers to reunite!" The audience was deeply moved.

"Sigh, I remember my story with my ex-boyfriend. We broke up because of family reasons, and it broke my heart..."

"Life is full of unexpected encounters, love and hate intertwine, and only by experiencing the bitterness of love can one understand the true meaning of life!" The audience was deeply moved.

"It breaks my heart that they can't be together!" The emotions reached a climax.

Liu Tianxian, sitting in the front row, had tears welling up in her eyes, as if she had gone through an indelible struggle in love.

Stephen Chow, standing beside her, had tears streaming down his face and couldn't help but laugh at himself, realizing that he could cry while watching his own movie; time is merciless.

On the screen, the scene changes, and an emcee appears.

"One kowtow!"

The situation changed suddenly, and Fairy Zixia was suddenly controlled by the Bull Demon King, forced to bow and pay her respects.

At the same time, the Bull Demon King waved his hand, and the Qingxia Fairy, who was tied up in the distance, was pierced by a spear!

"Sister!" Fairy Zixia's eyes were filled with tears, and she was furious.

"Come and bow again!" the master of ceremonies commanded once more.

Fairy Zixia bowed to the Bull Demon King again, while Fairy Qingxia was injured once more, and the Bull Demon King was smug.

He was extremely enjoying the twisted pleasure that came from this torture!
"Paying homage to the ancestral master, we drink the oath-taking wine together, and then become members of my family, hahahaha!!!"

Hearing the Bull Demon King's words, the audience in the movie theater gritted their teeth in anger.

"That wicked bull is terrible!"

"You scoundrel, do you even deserve Fairy Zixia? It's like a beautiful flower stuck in a pile of dung!"

"I used to feel sorry for him because he was cheated on by Sun Wukong, but now it seems that Sun Wukong was absolutely right! Bad guys really do have to be punished!"

"Green hat cow!"

……

Green-hat cow?
Upon hearing this, Zhou Yang was reminded of a real-life celebrity and anecdotes about him and his girlfriend.

Coincidentally, this celebrity's nickname was "Big Black Bull." This joke spread like this:

The story takes place at a party where Da Hei Niu, Bing Bing, Uncle Long, and Yin Bao are drinking together. Uncle Long says, "I'll drink it all!" Yin Bao chimes in, "I'll drink it all!" Then Da Hei Niu says, "I'm fine!" Bing Bing immediately snorts, "Hmph! You just know how to interrupt!"

This was taken as a joke, but Zhou Yang knew all too well that the unspoken rules of this industry were far more complex than that.

For example, the current scandal between the CEO of an entertainment company and a young talent has become a popular topic of conversation both inside and outside the company, which is one of the reasons for the latter's rapid rise.

On an ordinary night, Zhou Yang was sitting and thinking when suddenly a storm broke out on his computer screen, with dark clouds looming over the city and distant thunder rumbling.

Then, a seven-colored auspicious cloud suddenly pierced through the darkness and descended instantly. A handsome figure clad in golden armor wielded a golden cudgel, exuding unparalleled power!

The next second, the entire room was filled with cheers.

"He's here!" Everyone's eyes were focused on the screen, afraid of missing any exciting moment.

The Bull Demon King glared angrily at Sun Wukong, "You stinking monkey, how dare you seduce my wife!" He already knew that Princess Iron Fan and Sun Wukong were having an affair.

Sun Wukong retorted disdainfully, "Hmph, what nonsense are you spouting? I'm going to sue you for defamation!" He even pretended not to recognize him?
The Bull Demon King was furious and roared, "Kill him!"

The lesser demons rushed forward, but were startled when Sun Wukong suddenly sneezed, causing them to quickly retreat.

After all, the legendary Monkey King, who wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Palace, was said to be able to send people flying with a single breath. Even the Bull Demon King's subordinates knew that survival was the most important thing.

"Achoo!"

Sun Wukong suddenly sneezed, and the little demons were unharmed, much to everyone's relief. This Sun Wukong, who was known as the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, seemed to be just an ordinary, mischievous monk, not as formidable as the legends portrayed him.

Sun Wukong said apologetically, "I'm sorry, perhaps my performance disappointed everyone?"

After saying that, Sun Wukong turned around and stuck his butt out in front of everyone, and then let out a loud fart.

Suddenly, a strong gust of wind arose, scattering all the little demons.

The onlookers were amazed; it was truly incredible!
"That one fart blew away so many monsters, that's amazing!"

"This is absolutely the most powerful fart in history!"

"Haha, this scene of defeating the enemy with farts is absolutely unique!"

"Brother Yang's imagination is truly amazing!"

"Brother Yang's movies always bring us surprises, and this time he lived up to expectations once again!"

"..."

Sun Wukong drove away the demons, then walked up to Tang Sanzang, put his hands together, and knelt down to pay his respects.

“Master, I committed grave sins in the past, but fortunately, I received the compassionate guidance of Guanyin Bodhisattva. Now I have converted to Buddhism and will never indulge in worldly desires. I will shoulder the heavy responsibility of escorting you on your journey to the West and I vow to do my utmost!” Sun Wukong humbly declared.

"Excellent! It's truly gratifying that you've returned to the right path!" Tang Sanzang praised kindly.

When Zixia saw Sun Wukong, she was overjoyed. "Supreme Treasure, you have finally shown yourself!" She even mistakenly thought that Sun Wukong was disguised as Supreme Treasure.

Sun Wukong looked at Fairy Zixia with a strange expression on his face. "Miss, I have a friend named Supreme Treasure. He asked me to pass on some words to someone named Fairy Zixia. Could it be you?"

The audience immediately realized that Sun Wukong's true nature had been revealed and that the figure of Supreme Treasure had disappeared.

Zixia Fairy stubbornly refused to accept it, firmly believing that the person in front of her was Supreme Treasure.

Although they dared not look directly at each other, simply out of fear of confrontation, everyone's emotions were quite conflicted at this moment.

As the movie's plot unfolds, the Bull Demon King and Sun Wukong engage in a fierce battle. However, the Bull Demon King has no chance of winning and can only be unilaterally tormented by Sun Wukong.

Just as Sun Wukong was talking to Zixia, the Bull Demon King suddenly raised his steel fork, attempting to launch a sneak attack!
(End of this chapter)