Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents

Chapter 448: Putting a Green Hat on the Bull Demon King?

Supreme Treasure shook his head and said righteously:

"I must give her an explanation! I'll take the Moonlight Box and go back with her to explain everything to them. No matter how others see me, and I'm not afraid of being condemned by future generations, I'm willing to bear it all alone!"

The men in the theater were shocked by these remarks.

"That's what you call a scumbag!"

"That's right, he's trying to have his cake and eat it too. In reality, he would be despised by everyone!"

"Supreme Treasure has gone too far! As a man, I can't tolerate it! He's the epitome of a scumbag!"

Many women expressed their agreement with Supreme Treasure's choice.

"That's what you call a man with good taste! His devotion and charm towards Fairy Zixia are simply irresistible!"

"That's right, Supreme Treasure sacrificed Bai Jingjing's love in exchange for true affection!"

"A man as outstanding as Supreme Treasure, even a rich girl like me with excellent qualifications, a master's degree, and outstanding looks, would be willing to do anything for him! Straight men and honest men? Bah! They are not worthy of being compared with Supreme Treasure!"

"Yes, Supreme Treasure is so much better than those dull, straight men! He's handsome and romantic, I'd give anything for him!"

"Sisters, you're absolutely right! My boyfriend PG One is absolutely perfect!"

……

In the theater, male viewers were shocked. Could this really be acceptable?!
Should honest men be discriminated against? Should honest men be ignored?!
……

Before the movie ended, the Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan suddenly appeared in the backyard.

Princess Iron Fan, seeing Supreme Treasure and Fairy Zixia beside him, was consumed by jealousy and demanded, "Who is that woman? Tell me, who is she?"

Princess Iron Fan mistakenly believed that Supreme Treasure was Sun Wukong.

The nervous Bull Demon King was most worried that Princess Iron Fan, the tigress, would find out about his marriage to Fairy Zixia.

While gesturing to Supreme Treasure, the Bull Demon King pressed on, "Boy, tell your sister-in-law, who exactly is that woman?"

Supreme Treasure paused for a moment, then replied, "She...she is my wife."

"Heavens! Kid, you've gone too far!" the Bull Demon King cursed him, while whispering, "Good brother!"

This scene resonated with the male audience members present.

This is no different from them going out drinking and having fun, and then having friends help them fabricate stories to deceive their wives.

Many men don't realize that when their partners see this scene, their eyes also light up with a strange light.

Because whether they are going out for leisure with their partners or need help verifying facts, they will rely on their best friends.

"Susu, it's fortunate that Liangliang didn't come to the movies today, otherwise she might have doubted our story..."

"Lulu, don't worry, he won't suspect anything if I say we're going to get our hair done together. After the movie, you can rest as much as you want..."

"My bestie, do you want to come along?"

"Never mind, my period started today, so I'm not staying with you guys today..."

"..."

On the other side, upon hearing Supreme Treasure's words, Princess Iron Fan was furious and dragged him aside.

"Explain clearly, what exactly happened?" Princess Iron Fan immediately pressed.

Supreme Treasure replied with some confusion, "I already told you, Sister-in-law."

He couldn't understand why Princess Iron Fan was so furious, as if she wanted to devour him. Hearing the words "sister-in-law," Princess Iron Fan seemed to have a sore spot touched, and her anger flared instantly!

"You actually called me 'sister-in-law'?"

"Sorry, it should be Mrs. Cow," Supreme Treasure quickly corrected himself.

The next moment, Princess Iron Fan's eyes instantly turned sorrowful. "When we used to admire the moon together, you called me 'Sweetie,' but now that your new love has surpassed your old one, you call me 'Old Cow'!"

"Sweetie?!" Supreme Treasure was dumbfounded; Sun Wukong's humor was quite a shock!
Even his own sister-in-law couldn't stop him!
Princess Iron Fan angrily grabbed Supreme Treasure's ear and scolded him fiercely, "Did I come here and suffer all this trouble just for that stinking cow? Wasn't it all for you, you heartless, stinking monkey?!"

What the hell!

Awesome!
A gasp of amazement erupted in the theater; the audience was full of praise for Supreme Treasure's heroic act.

The story continues. From a distance, the Bull Demon King sees his wife disciplining the Supreme Treasure and reveals a conflicted and uneasy expression.

"Dude, you've really suffered! This is truly the best brother I know!"

Unaware of the truth, the Bull Demon King mistakenly believed that Supreme Treasure had been attacked by Princess Iron Fan, and even thanked Sun Wukong for taking the bullet for him.

"Hahaha, this is hilarious! The Bull Demon King was actually cuckolded without even realizing it, and he even had to thank Sun Wukong."

"Haha, I'm starting to feel sorry for the Bull Demon King. His wife's heart was stolen, and he still has to thank someone else..."

"The Monkey King is indeed the Monkey King, so awesome! He put a green hat on someone's head and still gets thanked for it!"

"Susu, you absolutely mustn't let Liangliang see this movie, otherwise he'll definitely become suspicious!"

"Yeah, this plot is just like yours. Wanwan takes advantage of you, and then Liangliang is grateful to you for taking care of him. It's exactly the same. It's terrifying!"

Zhou Yang slightly raised the corners of his mouth. This scene satirized some real-life situations, and many men and women could see their own reflections in it.

Movies must be close to real life to be captivating...

Meanwhile, Tang Sanzang, who had been absent from the screen for a long time, finally returned to the big screen.

When Stephen Chow, playing Tang Sanzang, appeared on stage, the audience couldn't help but laugh. Wherever Stephen Chow stood, the audience couldn't help but laugh!
However, once Tang Sanzang opened his mouth, everyone gradually realized that they had underestimated Stephen Chow's comedic talent.

"Only...you...can accompany me to the Western Paradise!"

"Only...you...have the power to destroy the demons!"

"Only...you...can protect me and prevent the crab and clam spirits from harming me!"

"Your greatest skill is...you...!"

"Only...you...! Don't blame your master for complaining, put on the golden headband, don't be afraid, don't tremble!"

"I'll take the blame; I'll sacrifice myself to protect all living beings!"

"Though there were sacrifices, it was worthwhile. Muttering Amitabha Buddha, only..."

The more Supreme Treasure listened, the uglier his face became. Finally, unable to bear it any longer, he punched Tang Sanzang to the ground!

He continued to beat her while roaring!

"You fucking over it! Isn't that enough?! I've already told you I can't do anything, and you still keep going! Keep going! You don't even consider how much other people can take. If you keep going, believe me, I'll stab you to death!"

Hahahaha...

The audience was instantly amused by the unexpected turn of events, laughing uproariously.

Even Zhou Yang couldn't help but laugh. To be honest, when he heard Tang Seng singing now, he also had the urge to punch him!
(End of this chapter)