Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents

Chapter 224 A Devastating Strike from a Top Student!
"Stop looking, it's impossible to succeed." Xu Shanzheng walked over and patted Zhou Yang on the shoulder, saying with a worried look, "Xiao Xun and I have tried hundreds of times, but we just can't get it right!"

Xiao Xun nodded in agreement: "That's right! This challenge is too difficult. Let's go and find some easier tasks."

Xu Shanzheng grabbed Zhou Yang's shoulder, preparing to take him away with him.

Fat Di followed closely behind Xun Ge, preparing to leave together.

However, Zhou Yang pushed away Xu Shanzheng's hand that was on his shoulder, quickly grabbed Pang Di's arm, and pulled her to his side.

"Huh! What happened?"

Fat Di struggled to regain her balance, blinking her big, confused eyes as she stared at Zhou Yang.

Xu Shanzheng immediately stopped and stared at Zhou Yang with a puzzled expression: "Zhou Yang, what happened?"

Zhou Yang replied with a cold laugh: "Keep acting. Your performance is superb. If I hadn't been on my guard, I would have been completely fooled."

Xu Shanzheng was even more confused by Zhou Yang's words. He turned to Xun Ge and asked, "Xiao Xun, what are we acting out? Why can't I understand what Zhou Yang is saying?"

Xun shook his head, replying innocently, "I don't know anything, and I dare not ask anything!"

"Stop acting. It's obvious that 200 centimeters was added artificially. You two old foxes almost fooled us."

Fatty Di was extremely surprised. She quickly leaned over the table to observe, and after a moment stood up, exclaiming in shock, "The distance really is different! Oh dear! You've been lying to us all along!"

Fat Di stood with her hands on her hips, glaring angrily at them.

Upon hearing this, Xu Shanzheng feigned great surprise and said, "What?! 20 centimeters?"

Then, he patted his forehead in disappointment: "It must have been those two bastards, Little Pig and Lei Jianyin, who did this. I really fell for their trick!"

Zhou Yang's lips twitched slightly.

"Brother Shanzheng, your performance was a bit exaggerated, it went too far."

"I wasn't acting; this was a genuine expression of emotion!" Xu Shanzheng argued earnestly.

Zhou Yang waved his hand.

"Looks like you haven't given up yet. Fine, I'll show you what real skill is. Get ready, I'm about to begin my performance."

Zhou Yang walked to the table, picked up a bottle of mineral water, and casually tossed it into the air. The bottle tumbled and rolled, making it impossible to predict its final landing point.
Xu Shanzheng and the other two looked up at the mineral water bottles flying in the air.

"It's so high, it probably won't succeed." This question subconsciously popped into Xu Shanzheng's mind.

Zhou Yang threw it too hard; the mineral water bottle was at least six or seven meters off the ground. It would be extremely rare for a bottle to stay stable at such a height.

The next second, Xu Shanzheng opened his eyes wide and looked at the scene in front of him in disbelief.

"This...this is impossible!" Xu Shanzheng muttered to himself.

On the ground, a mineral water bottle stood steadily.

Even more surprisingly, this mineral water bottle is not standing upright with the bottom of the bottle, but with the cap!

The live stream screen was quickly flooded with comments.

"It must be fake! I've never seen a bottle cap that can support the entire bottle before."

"That's a fall from a height of over six meters, it's simply an amazing feat!"

"I'm reporting him! Zhou Yang definitely cheated!"

"This must be a coincidence; it's impossible for it to have been thrown away randomly..."

"I think so too. Zhou Yang must have just happened to have some good luck."

"..."

Not only netizens, but also Xu Shanzheng and his two companions believed that this must be a coincidence.

"Hehe, Zhou Yang, you're so lucky, you should go buy a lottery ticket," Xun Ge said in shock. Xu Shanzheng wholeheartedly agreed: "Zhou Yang, with such good luck, why bother participating in this show? I should buy a lottery ticket every day."

Zhou Yang didn't say anything. He bent down, picked up the mineral water bottle from the ground, and casually threw it up again. Then, he took Pang Di's hand and walked towards the door without looking back.

Fat Di's expression changed slightly, but she did not resist and obediently let Zhou Yang lead her by the hand.

The whole process was simple, smooth, and silent.

*Thud!*

A moment later, the sound of the water bottle hitting the ground reached her ears. Fat Di immediately turned around and saw the water bottle standing quietly on the ground.

This time, the bottle cap is supporting the bottle again!

Fatty Di turned around and looked at Zhou Yang with admiration: "Zhou Yang, you knew it would stand firm all along, right?"

"Of course, throwing mineral water bottles tests the coordination of various muscles in the body, and every muscle in my body has been trained countless times."

Here, Zhou Yang lowered his head towards Fatty Di and said softly, "Of course, to play a crucial role, it requires countless practices."

However, Fat Di immediately realized that something was wrong.

"That's not realistic. You're about my age, how could you possibly have time to practice countless times? You're lying to me!" Fatty Di questioned seriously.

"Since you know I'm lying to you, why are you still taking it so seriously?" Zhou Yang replied jokingly.

"You...you're distorting the facts!" Fatty Di pouted in dissatisfaction.

"Haha, I was just teasing you. Let's go to the next floor."

On the other side, Xu Shanzheng and Wang Xun stared intently at the water bottle on the ground, feeling shocked.

One instance could be attributed to luck.

But to be able to do it again with a casual throw is no longer just a matter of luck.

"It's very likely that there was something wrong with his throwing motion," Xu Shanzheng guessed, his eyes shining.

“I think so too!” Wang Xun agreed.

So the two of them started imitating Zhou Yang's method of throwing water bottles.

Ten minutes later, Zhou Yang was successfully allowed to pass through the guards on the first floor and arrived at the second floor.

The second floor also had many corridors and rooms. Zhou Yang and Pang Di searched for a long time before finally finding the mission note in a storage room.

Zhou Yang opened the note, which contained a riddle.

Did anyone wear glasses during the Tang Dynasty?

Fatty Di paused for a moment, then opened her eyes wide and asked in confusion, "Did they have eyeglasses in the Tang Dynasty?"

“Eyeglasses were first recorded in the 13th century, while the Tang Dynasty had already fallen in 907 AD. That’s several hundred years apart, so how could eyeglasses have existed then?” Zhou Yang said without hesitation.

Fatty Di's eyes were full of admiration: "Zhou Yang, you even know this?"

Knowledgeable boys naturally have an attraction for girls.

Most celebrities in the entertainment industry are art students who can go to university as long as they pass the college entrance examination. Many celebrities have very low cultural literacy.

Therefore, Zhou Yang's knowledge in the entertainment industry is a complete game-changer!

For example, a few days ago a celebrity solved a quadratic equation on an entertainment program, and the next day all the reports praised her as a top student.

It's easy to imagine that most celebrities in the entertainment industry have very limited knowledge.

Faced with Dilraba's admiring gaze, Zhou Yang casually said, "Those who know history should know this, right?"

(End of this chapter)