Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents

Chapter 223 An Impossible Mission!

Subsequently, the other members raised some questions, which the director answered one by one.

……

Finally, the staff guided the nine people to nine different passages on this floor, and then they each chose a different path to enter the first floor.

Each floor has multiple objectives; completing one objective will allow you to proceed to the next floor.

After going upstairs, Zhou Yang began aimlessly searching for his target location.

at the same time.

He guessed that, given the personality of the other members, the first thing they would do would not be to find the destination, but to find their partners.

As for Zhou Yang, he never considered finding a partner; only the weak need such a partnership.

Just as Zhou Yang turned the corner, an elegant figure walked towards him.

Upon seeing Zhou Yang, the other person paused for a moment, then exclaimed excitedly, "Zhou Yang, what a coincidence! I never thought I'd run into you."

Zhou Yang looked up and saw a woman with exotic features looking at him with a smile.

She is one of the most popular female celebrities today, Dilraba.

Upon seeing Fatty Di, Zhou Yang nodded slightly and said in a calm tone, "It is indeed a coincidence. Did you see them?"

Fat Di shook her head and said somewhat dejectedly, "I didn't see it. This floor is extremely large. I searched for a long time but couldn't find the mission point."

Suddenly, Fatty Di raised her head, her eyes sparkling, and said, "Zhou Yang, how about we form an alliance?"

Zhou Yang glanced at Fatty Di and replied calmly, "I don't need to form alliances; the final victory will belong to me."

Uh-huh……

Fat Di's smile immediately vanished from her face.

A moment later, she lowered her head in disappointment.

"Ok."

A hint of grievance flashed across Fat Di's beautiful face.

As a new member of the show and the only woman, Dilraba Dilmurat, despite her efforts, still felt somewhat out of place with the team and felt like she couldn't do anything right.

Even Zhou Yang, who seemed very friendly, rejected her.

Just then, Zhu Bishi and Lei Jianyin suddenly appeared in front of the two.

"Hahaha, with our Luo Jiaying duo here, you two still dare to dream of victory? What a joke!" Zhu Bishi said arrogantly.

Lei Jianyin nodded in agreement: "That's right, we are the perfect combination of strength and wisdom, don't even dream about it."

"Xiao Lei, stop wasting time talking to them, let's go and keep going."

"Okay, brother."

So Zhu Bishi and Lei Jianyin left with their heads held high.

At this moment, the audience was amused by this bizarre combination.

"The Law Kar-ying duo? Haha, Mr. Law Kar-ying is really unlucky."

"Luo Zhixiang plus Lei Jianying? Hahaha, what a talent."

"They actually made threats at everyone; they're so arrogant."

"I think they should be called the 'Two Huskies' duo, they're two really smart guys, hahaha."

"I really sympathize with Dilraba. How could Zhou Yang bear to reject such a beautiful and lovely girl?"

"Zhou Yang is too traditional. Is it really okay for him to treat his goddess like this?"

"That's right, Zhou Yang, you rejected your wife's hatred, let's duel!"

"In short, this guy upstairs is like a simp for a goddess, so pathetic."

"..."

Fat Di was about to leave in a depressed mood, but Zhou Yang suddenly spoke up.

“Follow me, and when we defeat them, we’ll show them how luxurious laughter is.” Zhou Yang narrowed his eyes, revealing a sly smile.

Zhou Yang's smile instantly touched a chord deep within Fatty Di. She felt a warmth in her heart, realizing that Zhou Yang didn't see her as a burden. She immediately lowered her head and said in a weak voice, "Okay, I'll listen to you."

.........

Fat Dilraba's face turned bright red, which was very jarring to the viewers in the live stream.
"Dilraba is blushing! Am I seeing things?"

"What's going on? Does Fatty D have a crush on Zhou Yang?"

"Impossible. Zhou Yang was so mean to her just now, shouldn't she be angry?"

"But honestly, Zhou Yang and Dilraba are a perfect match. He's handsome and she's beautiful. They're a perfect couple."

I support the "DiYang" couple!

"I agree with the comment above."

"..."

After forming an alliance with Fatty Di, Zhou Yang did not go looking for mission locations, but instead began taking her to find other people.

They are most familiar with the show's routines, and they are definitely the three old hands: Zhang Wanxing, Zhu Bishi (Little Pig), and Xun Ge (Squirrel Brother).

They collaborated with the "Go Fighting!" production team for five seasons, and even the "Go Fighting! Three Idiots" became the "Go Fighting! Three Geniuses".

Fat Di silently followed behind Zhou Yang, transforming from a big star into a little follower.

The two walked into a long passage.

Suddenly, Zhou Yang stopped in his tracks.

Fat Di also stopped immediately, looked around warily, and asked nervously:
"Zhou Yang, what happened?"

Zhou Yang pointed to the gate at the end of the passage and said:
"Brother Shan Zheng and Brother Xun are behind that door."

Fatty Di's eyes widened instantly, and she asked in surprise, "How did you know?!"

There was a distance of more than ten meters from their position to the end of the passage, and no sound came from inside.

Fat Di doubted Zhou Yang's judgment.

Zhou Yang smiled slightly and confidently said to Fatty Di, "You just need to follow me."

After saying that, Zhou Yang walked straight toward the door at the end of the passage, and Fatty Di bit her lip and followed closely behind.

Finally, the two arrived at the door. Zhou Yang pushed the door open, revealing a brightly lit hall before them.

A table stood in the center of the hall, with several bottles of mineral water on it. Xu Shanzheng and Xun Ge sat around the table. The sudden sound of the door opening startled them both.

Upon seeing that it was Zhou Yang and Dilraba, the two breathed a sigh of relief.

Xun patted his chest and said with relief, "I thought it was Xiaozhu and Lei Jianyin, but it turns out it was you two."

Zhou Yang, accompanied by a tagalong, posed no threat to them whatsoever.

"What are you two doing here? And what's going on here?" Fatty Di walked over and asked, puzzled.

Zhou Yang then walked to the table and began to observe.

There was a piece of white paper on the table with a few lines of writing on it.

"Water Bottle Throwing Challenge: Throw a water bottle by hand, ensuring it forms a parabola at least 200 centimeters high, and lands steadily on the ground with either the bottom or the top of the bottle. To increase the number of participants, the height requirement will be increased by 200 centimeters for each additional participant."

200 centimeters is equivalent to two meters.

Fat Di obviously can't do it. If he wants to continue participating, he needs to throw a water bottle four meters high!
This is just too difficult!

Ordinary people simply cannot succeed!
Even the viewers in the live stream expressed their disbelief.

"Oh my god, this challenge is too terrifying! How can anyone possibly complete it?"

"I usually only throw about 20 centimeters high. I'm afraid I could never succeed even if I threw it to my death."

"I really feel sorry for Zhou Yang; this challenge is impossible to complete."

"What's more, Zhou Yang has to complete this with Fatty Di, which means he needs to throw it four meters high. My god, that's too difficult!"

"Sigh, if the show treats its guests like this, no one will dare to come again."

Zhou Yang stared intently at the note on the table, deep in thought.

(End of this chapter)