Douluo: When Tang San's sister plays idioms

Chapter 22
"Forget it, I don't care about little girls." Unexpectedly, Dai Mubai quickly skipped the little episode that made him embarrassing just now, and started to introduce it to them.

"The second level is to test your soul power, but your soul power fully meets the requirements, we just go and say hello."

Just as they were talking, the three of them keenly noticed that there was a purple unknown object flying across the sky, which attracted the attention of many people, and finally stopped on a white banner at a roadside stall.

"Hey, what is that? Soul skill? Circus?" Xiao Wu asked curiously, following the trajectory of the unknown object.

Tang San: "It seems to be a soul seal."

Looking at this familiar scene, Dai Mubai could already predict what would happen next.A little speechless said: "It's a 'soul seal'. If the soul seal is pulled by a certain amount of soul power, it can appear outside the body. The maintenance time is very short, and it has no practical use. But if it is for show, it is a good trick. Of course, there is another use..."

"It can be used as a sign..."

As soon as the words fell, a man with snow-white hair, eyebrows and beard behind the roadside stall yelled, "Don't miss it when you pass by! Oscar Food Specialty! The price is cheap and the quantity is plentiful! We guarantee that you will pass the entrance examination more easily!"

A few innocent candidates stood by the booth and asked him, "Boss, what do you have here?"

The man pulled the cotton cloth tightly covering the food, and a "strong fragrance" came to his face.Tang Tang could smell it from a long distance away, and his eyes were blackened by the smoke, and he felt that the smell of the garbage dump was nothing more than that, not to mention the two candidates standing next to the booth, looking at their green faces, the taste must be very sour.

"Today's special - Oscar brand stinky tofu! Delicious and delicious!"

"It's only five coppers a piece! It tastes as good as it smells!"

"No, no need... 哕—we can't stand this 'fragrance'..." The two candidates fled at the speed of light.

Thinking that it was almost noon, and the three of them hadn't eaten lunch yet, Tang San looked at the boss squatting on the ground drawing circles, and walked forward with difficulty despite the biochemical damage.

Tang San: "Uncle, how do you sell your corn?"

The stall owner didn't respond.Tang San could only hold his breath and ask again.

"Uncle? Can the corn be sold?"

"Uncle?" The man asked back in disbelief. He stood up and slammed the dining car hard, shaking the tofu on the dining car. "Who, who is uncle?! I'm only 14 years old, and I'm still a young and beautiful boy!"

14 years old?With such eyebrows and beard, some people will believe that they are 40 years old!

Tang Tang's pupils trembled, and Tang San and Xiao Wu beside him also reacted similarly.

"My name is Oscar, and I'm a student of Shrek Academy! Maybe it's yours, learning, and growing up!" Oscar pointed at himself and glared at the three of them, gnashing his teeth, as if he had been shattered, "You can't call me uncle just because I have thicker hair, can you?"

Xiao Wu said in a low voice: "Just like this, everyone should believe you, right?"

Oscar said angrily: "I heard you! I'm still a young and beautiful boy!"

Dai Mubai watched Oscar play tricks from the sidelines for so long, finally couldn't bear it anymore, and slashed on the top of his head with a hand knife.

"Shave your beard clean before saying that!"

Immediately afterwards, he ravaged Oscar with one hand, "Little Ao, you are really embarrassing to old students! I seem to have warned you more than once, not to sell tofu in the academy."

Oscar held his head in his hands obsequiously, but his mouth was firm, "Why can't you sell food! You look down on the food department?"

Dai Mubai withdrew his arms and folded them in front of his chest, sneered, "Now show them a change."

Oscar's arrogance was instantly extinguished, "Boss Dai, such a private matter..."

"Hurry up, don't blot the ink."

Seeing the fierce look in Boss Dai's eyes, Oscar succumbed very smoothly, "You can change if you change, why are you so fierce..."

Holding the orchid fingers with both hands, Oscar deliberately picked up his soft voice: "Cute~xiangxiang~soft tofu!"

The yellow light suddenly condensed in his palm, and two yellow soul rings rose up under Oscar's feet, and then, the tofu that was exactly the same as the one on the booth appeared in his hand.

The tofu is dry and Q-bomb, which is delicious.Moreover, it seems that because of "freshly baked", the smell of this single one is heavier than the sum of the tofu placed on the stall, and it has been smoked for ten miles.

The three of them involuntarily backed away a meter away, and managed to control themselves not to make more rude moves.

Oscar turned his head and covered his face, "sadly" explained, showing a bit of a feeling of shame, "Food-type martial souls want to change the food, they need to be paired with a specific soul spell. My spell is not what I want to shout."

The three of them are all upset.

Xiao Wu: This uncle and fake mother... is really wretched! (_)
Tang Tang & Tang San: This taste is also called tender tofu... 哕(￣□￣)
Seeing Xiao Wu's eyes rest on his hand holding the orchid finger, Oscar continued to say in his soft voice: "Oh! This is a posture used to cooperate with the soul skill, and it can speed up the reaction of the soul power."

Tang Tang pinched his nose and said in a low voice: "This is true. The teacher taught us that if we use our own specific posture to assist the soul spell, we can concentrate on speeding up the release of soul skills. This little trick is very helpful for low-level soul masters. My brother and I are also practicing recently."

Tang San nodded, agreeing with what Tang Tang said, "Xiao Wu, you can also try to practice."

"Don't be so serious about the topic, come, eat my tofu?" Oscar came over again, breaking the academic atmosphere here.

Once again Dai Mubai couldn't bear it anymore, he slapped the tray flying from Oscar's hand, Oscar was startled.Immediately, the tofu scattered like a goddess scattering flowers.

"Do you want to smoke all the new students?! Or are you itchy?!"

"Warning you, these three people are people I am covering, don't bother them!"

Oscar was helpless: "I know, I know, I'll go to the head office of selling corn honestly, right?"

"no!"

Oscar was speechless: "Ancestor! The corn is bought, not changed!"

"in spite of!"

Tang Tang: After a lot of "flirting and cursing", if she hadn't seen Dai Mubai go to open a room before, she would have thought that this uncle tofu did nothing for love...

The two big men here were fighting each other, and they had no idea that the tofu that was beaten into the air caused a lot of trouble to passers-by.

Although most of the stinky tofu fell on the ground, there were still tofu that flew a particularly long distance and landed on some lucky people, making people want to cry without tears.

The girl in the white skirt avoided the noisy central point early and walked towards the second test center, while the last girl who passed the first-time old man walked towards this side without evasiveness.A piece of tofu was thrown towards her chest at high speed, if it hit hard, it might be "tofu" touching tofu, and Oscar would not be able to escape a beating.

Suddenly, her figure flashed, and the tofu seemed to pass through her figure, falling down along a parabola, and the girl flashed through the noisy crowd, and then walked forward.

Dai Mubai was fighting with Oscar, suddenly stopped, staring blankly at the girl with long straight hair in the distance.In that fleeting wave of Wuhun, he had an urge to get close to this girl.What this means, Dai Mubai is very clear, moreover, this girl is pretty enough, no, it should be said to be glamorous.

(End of this chapter)