Douluo: When Tang San's sister plays idioms

Chapter 21 Shrek Academy
"Hello grandpa, let's sign up." Tang San took Xiao Wu and led Tang Tang to the wooden table, and put down thirty gold soul coins, "This is our registration fee, a total of thirty gold soul coins."

Dai Mubai had noticed the three of them a long time ago, stood behind the old man and secretly gave them a thumbs up, his eyes couldn't help but drift towards the ordinary Tang San and Tang Tang, but was soon spotted by Tang Tang, who had keen observation, and immediately hid behind Tang San.

It was really the last time the joint control of the two of them left a deep impression on him, Dai Mubai skipped over Xiao Wu, who was beside him with a beautiful figure and lovely figure.

Seeing that the registration fee was received, the old man stretched out his hand and said, "Okay, stretch out your hands."

Tang San and Xiao Wu placed their palms on the old man's, left and right.

The old man first squeezed Xiao Wu's palm, nodded, and said, "Well, your bone age is appropriate."

Turning to pinch Tang San's palm on his left hand, he unexpectedly found that Tang San's palm was extremely flexible, and he couldn't feel anything under kneading.The old man kneaded a few more times in disbelief, and the expression on his face suddenly became weird.Looking up at Tang San, he asked, "Did you practice any soul skills?"

The reason why he pinches the applicant's palm is to identify the applicant's real age through the bones of the applicant's palm.The face can be faked, but the skeleton cannot be faked under normal circumstances.

Tang San nodded, said: "Yes."

Tang Tang watched from the sidelines, knowing it well.

The two of them practiced the Xuanyu hand, which is said to be invulnerable to all poisons.She didn't feel it when she first practiced. After practicing for a long time, Tang Tang sometimes felt that her hands were not made of flesh and blood, but the texture of jade, but the illusion became normal after more illusions.Thinking about it, this is why the old man couldn't find out the age of his brother's bones.

The old man frowned, stood up and said, "Raise your legs."

Tang San lifted his calf and put it on the old man's hand, the old man squeezed it, nodded and said: "The muscles are well developed. The bone age is right. Little girl, how about you?"

Tang Tang stood aside, didn't hand out her hand, but hugged Tang San's arm, and put the faces of the two people together, who could still see the similar temperament, and said: "My brother and I are twins, and the bone age is the same. And I have also practiced soul skills in my hands, you may not be able to feel it, grandpa."

The old man is so smart, it is natural to see that Tang Tang doesn't want to lift his leg to him, but he still doesn't show mercy, "Lift your leg."

Tang Tang pouted, but couldn't get away with it and had to kick her legs.The old man raised his hand and pinched her calf, which made Tang Tang's ankle numb for a while, grinning so hard that he almost couldn't stand still, but fortunately Tang San gave her a hand.

"Well, pass the level. Alright, let's release your martial spirits."

The three looked at each other and activated their soul power at the same time.

Red and blue lights rose from Xiao Wu and Tang San, Tang Tang didn't move at all, but the soul rings of the three came out at the same time, circling around them.

The rabbit ears popped out, a layer of fluffy white hair grew on the back of Xiao Wu's hands, and her body grew a bit slender accordingly.Martial Soul Jade Rabbit possessed.

Tang San's palm grew the common blue silver grass, and the breath on his body was a bit more approachable.Martial Soul Blue Silver Grass Possession.

And Tang Tang... nothing changed.

Yan Ling: What kind of body is possessed? If you don't have a body, crawl for me!
The old man just glanced at Xiao Wu casually, and quickly shifted his attention to the wonderful twins.First is Tang San.

"It turned out to be Blue Silver Grass. Can Blue Silver Grass cultivate so fast?"

Tang San smiled slightly, without explaining, just said: "Teacher, you only accept monsters, not ordinary people. Am I considered a monster?"

The old man rarely showed a smile, and said: "It is indeed a little monster. Little girl, where is your martial soul?"

Everyone who watched her release Wuhun for the first time had to ask this question again. Tang Tang explained it so numbly, "Teacher, my Wuhun has no external form, it can only be expressed through words."

"Oh? There is such a miraculous spirit. Show me your spirit skills." The old man looked at her with interest.

In Tang Tang's heart, she had the urge to say something destructive to the old man Lingnen, but she still held back.Turning his head to look at Dai Mubai, staring at his flustered look with a smirk, he said softly: "Break your tongue."

【Tongueless】It is one of the few tricky speech spirits that she has specially found out in the past few years. It has no lethality, but it is easy to kill people.Well, social death is also learned from memory.

As for the effect, it is to make people stutter unconsciously, but if that person reacts, it will fail.

Because Tang Tang deliberately lowered his voice, Dai Mubai didn't hear what Tang Tang said clearly, after waiting for a while and found that nothing happened, he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief: "I, I said Tang, t Tang Tang, you... it doesn't seem like the spirit of speech has any effect?"

A handsome guy with blond hair and different eyes, exudes a different kind of cool charm when he is silent. He opened his mouth, and the girls nearby who were obsessed with him secretly turned their faces away.

Xiao Wu couldn't help turning her head to the side and laughing out loud, with one hand still holding Tang Tang's hand through Tang San, she squeezed it, expressing a good job.Tang San also covered his mouth with his hands and coughed twice, afraid that the smile on his mouth would be discovered.

The old man looked at Dai Mubai's still ignorant look with some surprise, and also showed a bit of a smile in his eyes, saying: "Very well, you are also a little monster, no, you should be a little devil. You all passed the level, Mubai, you take them to the next level."

This kid's soul-speech skill was activated silently, and the attacker didn't even react to being attacked. He's really old... Cough cough, a must for a little devil!Also a monster!

However, it is rare for twins to have such a big difference in martial soul, no, it should be almost none.The old man looked at the figures of several people leaving, but did not express any doubts to his mouth.It doesn't matter, as long as you keep this pair of little monsters in your bag~

Dai Mubai led the three of them to the second test center, keenly aware that these people's attitudes were wrong, he condensed and condensed what he just said along the way, finally broke through the barrier effect of the speech spirit, and came to his senses, "I k, does your speech spirit make people stutter?!"

Seeing Tang Tang nodding with a smile, Dai Mubai covered his face, extremely embarrassed.

……

At the gate of the village, shortly after Tang Tang and the others left, the old man encountered two little monsters, one of which was a very troublesome "little monster".

This tricky little monster is a teenage girl, not accompanied by her parents, just alone.She was dressed in a simple white long dress, clean and soft, and her short pink hair was tied neatly behind her ears. She was about half a head shorter than Xiao Wu, and the skin exposed on her neck was very fair and tender.As for the face, it can be seen just by looking at the slightly stunning appearance of the old man.As for the identity, well, it can also be seen from the sweat on the old man's forehead.

There were two yellow soul rings around her floating gently, and she asked the old man, "Excuse me, can I pass the initial test?" Her voice was soft and sweet, and it sounded soft, making one feel soft.

"You? You came here, does your family know?" The old man seemed to be hit by Tang Tang's [gazing tongue], his eyes widened in surprise, and his teeth almost bit his tongue when he spoke.

The girl didn't answer directly, but smiled and said, "It's said that there is no distinction between teaching and learning, as long as I meet the requirements of the academy, isn't it?"

The old man hesitated for a moment, and said, "You go in. Go straight along the avenue, and you can see the sign."

Just sent away a big trouble, the old man wiped the sweat from his forehead, only felt a slight cold air rushing towards his face.

He looked up and saw that it was also a girl, who seemed to be smaller than the girl in front, but about the same height as the girl in front, with black long straight hair hanging down her shoulders, with a very hot figure, slightly lowered face, and similarly fair skin.It's just that her feeling is completely different from the girl in front of her.

If the girl in front made people feel like a spring breeze, then this girl felt cold.

The girl's limbs are well-proportioned and slender, her hands hang down naturally on both sides of her body, but the expression on her face is very cold, her pair of pure black eyes carry an undisguised coolness and indifference, it is unknown whether it is acquired or influenced by Wuhun.

There were also two yellow soul rings around her body, and the old man checked her bone age and let her go.

"There are monsters every year, especially this year." Seeing that there was no one queuing behind, the old man rubbed his chin, and decided to pass on the situation of these little monsters through carrier pigeons.

……

In the grocery store the three of them had been to, the man on the rocking chair opened the envelope, glanced at it, and laughed.

"There are monsters every year, especially this year. This year there are actually five little monsters, a pair of twins, and a child from the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School. Old Zhao, go and see."

"Boss dean, you made me a coolie~" In the dim utility room, a tall and strong figure walked out.

"Five students are five tuition fees. You make money, but you still complain!"

"Okay, okay~ I'm just a hard worker!"

"Go quickly. You, Zhao Wuji, are the vice president. If you don't go, who will?" The dean waved his hand.

"Old money fan, you know how to remind!" Zhao Wuji complained, but he pushed open the door and rushed to the academy honestly.

The man on the rocking chair unfolded the paper again and laughed with great interest.

Long time no see, old friend.Let me see what kind of little monster you taught...

　The childhood chapter is over, starting from Shrek Academy, the fanlines will slowly show up, so if there are any pitfalls in the original novel that everyone wants to avoid, one, must, must, say, ah! ! !

　　Then, ask for various tickets ~ and follow-up!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)