The Motherland Comes to the United States

Jin Yanzi's eyes were wide open, her chest heaving violently with anger, and she said to the silent monk: "If you still have mercy on the devil Yujiang War God, you should go back to your shrine and continue practicing!"

"That's because you are just a child! Your life has just begun, and there are infinite possibilities. But you waste your best time on revenge, which is really not worth it! There are so many wonderful things in this world waiting for you to experience!" The silent monk explained hurriedly: "Go back to your parents, the matter of the Jade Territory God of War will have a result!"

"My parents are dead!" Jin Yanzi's eyes turned cold in an instant, and she said with deep hatred, "I am not a child anymore, not anymore!"

"Master, you are so merciful! But when that bastard slaughtered more than 300 people in my village, why didn't you, the Buddha, show your presence?"

"That village was once full of laughter and joy, but it turned into a ruin in an instant, with corpses everywhere and blood flowing like a river. I was the only one who survived the disaster. From that moment on, my only purpose in surviving was to kill the Jade Border God of War and avenge my parents and the people of the entire village!"

After saying this, Jin Yanzi walked away, with the hem of her skirt rustling up a few crimson fallen leaves.

The silent monk remained silent, counting his Buddhist beads.

"Don't try to persuade others to be good without experiencing their suffering!" Bai Ye patted the silent monk on the shoulder and said, "If you have experienced her suffering, you may not be as good as she is!"

"If all the monkeys in the Flower-Fruit Mountain were killed by the Devil King, and you had to watch him smash their brains and eat them, I don't believe you can tolerate it!"

The silent monk's expression suddenly changed.

The sandalwood rosary rolled quickly between his knuckles, and he rubbed the eighteen beads until a thin layer of sweat appeared on them.

……

The sun is high.

A group of five people came to a desert.

The scalding yellow sand trembled slightly in the heat wave, emitting suffocating heat.

"It's too hot!" Lu Yan raised his hand to wipe the sweat that kept rolling down his cheeks, and complained while panting: "What kind of hell is this place? I feel like I've been thrown into a huge steamer, and my whole body is about to be roasted."

The silent monk was very focused and said slowly, "This desert is called the Quicksand River. The so-called Quicksand River means that the sand here is as abundant as the rushing river. If I hadn't brought you here, you would most likely be trapped in this Quicksand River, eroded by the wind and sand into a pile of white bones, and stay in this strange place forever."

"Huh?" Bai Ye was surprised and said, "So this is the Quicksand River?"

"No... Is there a god or monster in this place called Sha Seng?"

The silent monk looked at Bai Ye strangely and said, "I have a Buddhist name, Sha Seng!"

"Oh my god! Is there really a Sha Monk in the Flowing Sand River?"

Bai Ye was stunned.

It turns out that Sha Seng is an incarnation of Sun Wukong...

"That's not right... There's Sun Wukong and Sha Seng, so where is Zhu Bajie?" Bai Ye looked at Lu Yan suspiciously.

"You're not talking about me, are you?" Lu Yan touched his nose and said, "When I was a child, I had a nickname called Zhu'er, because a humble name is easier to raise. Later, when I practiced, I was also half Taoist and half Buddhist. I vaguely remember that a Zen master gave me a Buddhist name of Bajie..."

"hiss--!"

Bai Ye took a breath of cold air.

Is there really a Zhu Bajie?
We already have Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Seng, but what about Little White Dragon...

Bai Ye looked at Jin Yanzi.

"Why are you looking at me with such an unscrupulous look?" Jin Yanzi frowned.

"I just want to know, do you also have a nickname, Little White Dragon?" Bai Ye asked.

"I travel around the world, and in order to be cautious, I have several different nicknames. Little White Dragon is one of them. Don't you know?" Jin Yanzi said.

Well, the Journey to the West team is finally here.

Now that there are four disciples, what am I?
Am I not the Tang Monk?

"Hmm... No wonder I wanted to take Jin Yanzi as my mount as soon as I saw her. Turns out this is our destined fate!" Bai Ye said secretly.

White Dragon Horse: What's poking my spine?
Tang Monk: It’s my iron will.

If Jin Yanzi was Xiao Bailong, she would probably understand Xiao Bailong's grievances very quickly: like a thorn in the back, like a fishbone stuck in the throat...

As for the White-haired Witch...

Bai Ye took a look and said: This should be Mrs. White Bone.

It was originally an enemy, but I took it as my mount and just followed me.

"When can we get out of this quicksand river? No, I'm about to collapse." Lu Yan couldn't help but complain loudly: "Isn't it hot in front of you? I'm almost roasted into jerky!"

"It's not hot." Jin Yanzi said with a hint of doubt on her face, "The weather is okay..."

"How is that possible!" Lu Yan said, "Are you kidding? This weather is so hot that it can drive people crazy, and you actually say it's not hot?"

Bai Ye: "It's so hot in the back, why don't you turn on the air conditioner? Oh, I forgot to tell you, the car has an air conditioner function, turn it on and you can adjust the temperature inside the car... It feels like spring all year round."

Damn it...

Lu Yan felt his blood pressure soar in an instant and he wanted to swear.

But...

Having witnessed how Bai Ye's heat vision turned the heavenly soldiers and generals into scorched earth, he swallowed the dirty words back and held them in.

"How do I turn on the air conditioner!" Lu Yan asked, gritting his teeth and with a hint of anger.

"Haha." Bai Ye smiled and taught Lu Yan how to turn on the air conditioner.

"Comfortable." Lu Yan felt a coolness instantly enveloping him. He couldn't help but let out a long sigh. His frown gradually relaxed, as if a heavy burden had been lifted off his shoulders.

The whole person seemed to have ascended from hell to heaven in an instant.

"Hey!"

"Ok?"

Bai Ye threw two cans of iced Kuo Luo to Lu Yan and Mo Seng, saying, "It will quench your thirst!"

"Thank you, thank you!" Lu Yan was overjoyed. In such hot weather, he could have a can of iced Kuo Luo... God, this was simply an enjoyment like that of an emperor.

He could not wait to pull the ring. With a "hiss", white foam came out, bringing with it a cool breath. He tilted his head back and drank it in big gulps. The thirst and heat in his mouth were instantly dispelled, and he could not help but let out a satisfied sigh.

The silent monk looked at Lu Yan, and imitated him to gently pull the pull ring and take a sip. He squinted his eyes slightly, savored it carefully, and said, "Well, this thing is interesting and delicious. It is comparable to the immortal wine of heaven."

"There are also chilled watermelons, do you want some?" Bai Ye was driving with one hand and holding a piece of watermelon with the other hand. The red-fleshed watermelon in his palm was soaked with water droplets... Lu Yan looked at the two beauties, Jin Yanzi and the White-haired Witch. Juice overflowed from the corners of his lips when he bit them with his pearly teeth. He followed Bai Ye in eating and drinking. Didn't he feel any bitterness at all?

Then he saw himself and the silent monk, two rough guys, squeezed in a car...

Alas, same person but different fate!

"Yes! Of course!" Lu Yan said bluntly.

"Okay, I'll give it to you then!"

Bai Ye took a tray, shook his wrist slightly, and threw it towards Lu Yan.

Lu Yan is also a half-immortal, so of course he has extraordinary skills. He stretched out his hand outside the car window and caught the tray steadily.

"It seems that my trip here was not a mistake." Lu Yan looked at the watermelon in his hand and a satisfied smile appeared on his face.

He gently picked up a piece of iced watermelon, took a bite, and the sweet juice instantly burst out in his mouth... Tsk!

While eating the watermelon with relish, Lu Yan said vaguely, "I thought I would suffer endlessly and go through hardships before I could get the chance to become an immortal. I didn't expect that I would just enjoy myself."

Feeling so happy.

"Would you like some too?" Lu Yan handed the tray to the silent monk.

The silent monk ate a watermelon, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Alas, this is also a kind of practice. You have to sleep in the open air and go through hardships along the way. You have to temper your will in these sufferings and stick to the Tao in your heart. But after what you did... it's just a fart of tempering!"

"Suffering is not worth singing about! Never believe that suffering is worth it. Suffering is suffering. Suffering will not bring success. Suffering is not worth pursuing. You should temper your will because suffering cannot be avoided!" Bai Ye said faintly.

"That's right!" Lu Yan's eyes lit up, and he gave Bai Ye a thumbs up, saying, "I didn't expect that you, at such a young age, could say such philosophical words!"

If he had passed the exam in heaven, he would not have bothered to wander around the human world!
If you can pass the entrance exam to heaven, then you won’t fight your way into heaven.

People like Huang Chao, Zhang Yuan, Hong Xiuquan...all rebelled because they failed to pass the imperial examination to get into heaven!
……

After eating and drinking along the way, the five-member group crossed the Quicksand River.

"Oh my God, we finally got out of that damn place!" Lu Yan got out of the SUV, raised his hands above his head, and roared to the sky.

With a kind of joy of surviving a disaster.

Even with off-road vehicles and air conditioning, the desert is obviously not a good place for tourism. In addition to the hot weather and lack of water, there is also wind and sand. When you open your mouth, you will feel a mouthful of sand. The sand particles are rough and dry, which hurts your teeth and makes your throat feel uncomfortable as if it has been polished by sandpaper.

And...the dangers of quicksand.

The reason why this desert is called Quicksand River is because there is a lot of quicksand here. Even though the guide is as familiar as Monk Mo, Lu Yan and his off-road vehicle have driven into the quicksand, and it was Bai Ye who drove the car to help pull them out.

Lu Yan was so scared that he screamed.

At this time, they stood together on a higher hill, and the breeze blew gently, ruffling their clothes and hair.

The silent monk stood tall and straight. He raised his arm and pointed to the misty place in the distance. He said, "I've brought you to the Five Finger Mountain. It's over there!"

Even he had a hint of excitement in his eyes.

Because he completed the important mission entrusted to him by Sun Wukong - bringing Skywalker to the Five Finger Mountain.

Then the time for his master Sun Wukong to break the seal and come out is just around the corner!
His merits will be fulfilled.

Bai Ye, Lu Yan and others looked in the direction pointed by the silent monk, and saw a majestic mountain rising from the ground above the misty clouds.

The mountain looked like five fingers stretched out by a giant, and each "finger" was thick and tall, reaching into the sky.

"It turns out that Wuzhi Mountain really looks like five fingers?" Lu Yan widened his eyes, opened his mouth slightly, and muttered to himself: "This is really the magic of nature!"

"Five Finger Mountain... It seems that we are not far from the Jade Territory God of War!" Jin Yanzi clenched her fists slightly, a light flashed in her hand, and a crystal clear jade dart appeared in her palm.

This is a treasure she obtained with great difficulty while traveling around the world and practicing Taoism. It is a jade dart that can kill immortals.

She was ready to die together with the Jade Territory God of War.

"Let's not worry about the Five Finger Mountain for now. I want to take a shower first. I walked around in the desert and now I feel like my whole body is covered with sand. It's so uncomfortable." The White-haired Witch twisted her body unconsciously, feeling extremely uncomfortable. Every inch of her skin seemed to be covered by a thick layer of sand and dust, making her feel itchy and dry.

"Yeah, let's go and rest first!" Bai Ye said with a smile.

Right on the edge of the desert, a clear river meanders, the water sparkling in the sunlight, like a silver ribbon inlaid in the earth.

The riverbanks are covered with green grass and dotted with wild flowers, which contrasts sharply with the barren desert surrounding them.

"We are going to take a bath upstream, so don't peek or... I will dig out your eyes!" The White-haired Witch said viciously to Lu Yan and the silent monk.

"Yan Zi, Ni Chang, don't worry, I will help you keep an eye on them!" Bai Ye said righteously with his hands behind his back.

"Tsk, instead of warning me and this monk, you might as well warn the one who actually peeked at you taking a bath!" Lu Yan pouted and said in a low voice.

He only wanted to become an immortal and had never been involved in worldly desires.

But the silent monk is a monk, and all monks are empty of the four elements.

Obviously, who is the guy who would peek at a woman taking a bath?

So hard to guess!

"Don't point fingers at others. She is just giving you face. She is talking about you. Don't peek!" Jin Yanzi said to Bai Ye: "Otherwise..."

She narrowed her eyes slightly, and with a flick of her wrist, a dart flashing with cold light flew past Bai Ye's cheek: "My jade dart has no eyes!"

"Alas, we have experienced so many things together. I didn't expect that you, Yan Zi, would look at me like this. Where is the most basic trust between people?" Bai Ye sighed, his voice gradually choked, his eyes slightly red, and he said with hurt.

"Stop pretending to be pitiful! I won't fall for it!" Golden Swallow snorted coldly, and walked towards the upper reaches of the river hand in hand with the White-haired Witch.

"Monk, don't you want to wash up?" Lu Yan said, "If you don't hurry up, won't you have to drink their bath water?"

Bai Ye blinked: "Isn't that better?"

"Um!!!???"

Lu Yan and Mo Seng both looked at him in amazement.

Are you serious?

...We both often don't get along with you because we're not perverted enough! (End of this chapter)