The Motherland Comes to the United States

The White-haired Witch went to fetch water silently.

"Well, isn't there hot water in your magic weapon?" Lu Yan asked, scratching his face.

Taking a bath is so convenient. Just turn on the tap and you get boiling hot water.

"You don't understand, right? This is called an obedience test!" Bai Ye said with a smile, "Tell her to do more things, and she will get used to obeying my orders in the future."

If you want to take charge of the Heavenly Palace, you can't just use people like Lu Yan and Jin Yanzi. Bad women like the White-haired Witch also have their uses.

The difference is that Lu Yan and Jin Yanzi have their own ideas. If what Bai Ye asks them to do seriously violates the morality in their hearts, then they will resist Bai Ye.

As for the White-haired Witch, she would do whatever Bai Ye asked her to do.

As long as Bai Ye gives her the right to immortality.

"Ah...you tactical people have dirty hearts!" Lu Yan shook his head and continued to drink his wine.

"Hey!" Jin Yanzi hesitated for a moment and asked, "Are you sure you can defeat the Jade Border God of War?"

Before, she placed all her hopes on the golden cudgel and the Monkey King, but now she finds out that the person next to her can help her kill the Jade Territory God of War, so why is she still looking for something far away?
Just take Bai Ye with you to fight the God of War of Yujiang.

Bai Ye made a gesture with his finger pointing to the universe: "I am a little bit sure!"

The Jade Border God of War is such a loser. He wants to play with women and even has his men go everywhere to snatch them from every nook and cranny...

To be honest, Bai Ye could crush him to death with just one finger.

"Only a little bit? That's still not enough!" Lu Yan said, "When the time comes, you go and stop the Jade Border God of War, and she and I will return the Ruyi Jingu Bang to Sun Wukong. When Sun Wukong has lifted the seal, you two can fight two against one and take down the Jade Border God of War. Isn't it a matter of minutes?"

"Hahaha, so be it." Bai Ye smiled.

……

After giving the White-haired Witch a hard time, Bai Ye drove the off-road vehicle with the three of them and continued towards the Five Finger Mountain.

"Oh, right." Bai Ye was driving the car, looking through the rearview mirror at the white-haired witch sitting in the back seat: "I forgot to ask, what's your name?"

"Lian Nishang!" said the White-haired Witch.

The White-haired Witch is just a nickname, just like Lu Yan’s nickname “The Drunken Immortal”. Most people are more familiar with Lu Yan’s nickname “The Drunken Immortal”, and don’t know that his real name is Lu Yan.

"Your name is also Lian Nishang?" Bai Ye was surprised.

"Is there anyone else called Lian Nishang?" the White-haired Witch asked curiously.

"I've read a vernacular novel, and the heroine in it is also called Lian Nishang!" Bai Ye said, "Hmm... your fiancé, isn't he called Zhuo Yihang?"

"How do you know!?" The white-haired witch looked at Bai Ye in shock.

Because her ex-fiancé’s name was really Zhuo Yihang.

"Because the hero in that storybook is called Zhuo Yihang." Bai Ye turned on the radio of the SUV directly: "Since we are bored on the road, I might as well share this story with you..."

"In the cool autumn of the 43rd year of the Wanli reign of the Ming Dynasty, Governor-General of Yunnan and Guizhou Zhuo Zhonglian resigned and returned to his hometown in northern Shaanxi. On his way through the Sichuan-Shaanxi border, the group was getting tired when suddenly a group of people and horses galloped over from the front in the dust..."

The White-haired Witch listened for a moment, then remained silent and said, "Except for the fact that my name and Zhuo Yihang's name match, everything else is nonsense."

"It seems that this is a story based on the love-hate relationship between you and your... ex-fiancé Zhuo Yihang." Lu Yan said, "I didn't expect your story to be so widely circulated?"

"There are so many boring people!" The white-haired witch crossed her arms in response.

These were all such long-ago events that happened. She couldn't even remember that guy or what he looked like. How could there be any unforgettable love there?

Zhuo Yihang didn't have as many difficulties as in the story. That guy simply betrayed her, and she would not be as stupid as Lian Nishang in the story!
"That's right, why think about those things? You can't go back!" Bai Ye said with a smile: "I'd better tell you the story of the Great Love Immortal!"

The off-road vehicle sped along the road.

But I met a monk in white clothes sitting cross-legged on the side of the road.

It seemed to be designed specifically to block their way.

"There's someone!" Lu Yan was sharp-eyed and noticed the abnormal situation immediately. He quickly looked around and said, "Could it be another assassin sent by the Jade Border God of War?"

"Then just crash into it!" Jin Yanzi's eyes were fierce.

Damn, Swallow, oh Swallow, you are so cruel.

"Don't be nervous, this man is not the killer of the Jade Territory God of War, he is just a monkey hair." Bai Ye said with a smile.

"Monkey hair?"

Bai Ye: "Yes, the monkey hair of the Monkey King Sun Wukong!"

All of Sun Wukong's monkeys can be used to transform into his incarnations, and this silent monk is a monkey that Sun Wukong placed in the human world for some unknown reason. After Sun Wukong was sealed by the Jade Border God of War, the silent monk turned into a monk and wandered in the human world for 500 years, just to find the Ruyi Jingu Bang to release Sun Wukong from the seal.

The SUV stopped in front of the monk.

But he remained calm and looked very courageous.

"Give me the Ruyi Jingu Bang, it is not something you should hold." The silent monk sat as steady as a mountain, with a rather detached temperament, and directly reached out his hand to take it.

hmmmmmm…

He has the demeanor of college students in later generations.

Just ask for it?
"Okay, I'll give it to you!" Bai Ye threw the Ruyi Jingu Bang to the silent monk and said, "Can you get out of the way now?"

"……what?"

The silent monk held the Ruyi Jingu Bang, looking a little confused.

No, buddy, if I ask for something, will you really give it to me?

Bai Ye was parading through the streets with Jin Yanzi, Lu Yan and the White-haired Witch. How could the silent monk not know that Bai Ye was the so-called "Skywalker"?
He ran to grab the Ruyi Jingu Bang, not really wanting to steal it, but using the name of "stealing" to test the strength of Bai Ye and his group.

If this group of people is really too weak and can't even defeat him, then he should go home and breastfeed his child as soon as possible.

But the silent monk never expected that Bai Ye would directly throw the Ruyi Jingu Bang to him.

No buddy, this makes me look stupid.

Could it be that I, a monkey hair, could really hold the Ruyi Jingu Bang, attack the Yujiang Temple, defeat the Yujiang God of War, and rescue the Monkey King? If I had that ability, I wouldn't have wandered around in the human world for 500 years.

"Why, I've given you the Ruyi Jingu Bang you wanted, but you still won't give way?" Bai Ye said with a smile, "If you don't give way, I'll just run over you."

The silent monk said awkwardly: "Well, if you give me this thing, I have no use for it..."

"Didn't you ask for it yourself?" Lu Yan asked curiously.

Now that they already have the super master Bai Ye in their team, the Ruyi Jingu Bang seems useless and dispensable.

It doesn't matter if I throw it to the guy in front of me.

"You... Well, then, can you give me a ride?" The silent monk was speechless for a while, then said shamelessly: "I am going with you, and I am also going to the Jade Border Temple in Wuzhi Mountain to settle accounts with the Jade Border God of War."

"...You stole our things and asked us to give you a ride. Why? Just because you are so shameless?" Lu Yan rolled his eyes and said, "Who do you think you are? The Jade Emperor or the Buddha?"

A hint of embarrassment flashed across the silent monk's face, and he said, "If you help me this time, I will repay you tenfold or a hundredfold after I rescue the Monkey King."

"Tsk! These days, there's chaos and war everywhere. Your words can't even comfort a child! Pay us back ten or a hundred times? Do you think you are the God of Wealth?" Lu Yan took a sip of the wine in his hand, glanced at the silent monk, and said.

"Although I am a monk, I am a man of my words. If you don't believe me, I can write a written document as proof. Besides, we are now in the same boat. We are all trying to deal with the Jade Border War God. Helping me is also helping yourselves!" said the silent monk.

"Forget it, forget it. I'll help you for the sake of the Monkey King." Bai Ye said with a smile.

Although the Monkey King in this world is a little weak, he has not done anything bad after all. He is still a symbol of fearlessness of power. Giving him face and following the monkey hair of the silent monk for a while is not a big deal.

"But... it's a bit too crowded to squeeze into one car. How about this..." Bai Ye took out the Devouring Capsule. A light flashed in the Devouring Capsule, and an identical off-road vehicle was released: "Lu Yan, this car is in your hands. You two can drive it and follow us. Can you do it?"

Lu Yan's eyes lit up and he said, "Of course there is no problem. Just leave your treasure to me, don't worry!"

Along the way, Lu Yan had been interested in Bai Ye's steering wheel early on, but Bai Ye didn't let him mess around and didn't give it to him. Now he can finally show his skills.

"Hey, I'm going to have a good time this time!"

Lu Yan rubbed his hands, looking eager to try.

"Be careful, don't drive the car into the ditch!" Bai Ye reminded.

"No! You are underestimating me, aren't you? We martial artists need to be quick-eyed and quick-handed." Lu Yan straightened his back, patted his chest and assured, "Just wait and see."

He had been secretly watching how Bai Ye drove.

Now that the car was in front of him, Lu Yan opened the door, sat in the driver's seat, skillfully adjusted the position of the seat and steering wheel, and then fastened his seat belt.

Light a fire.

The car started.

Bai Ye watched Lu Yan test drive a few laps, and this guy really looked like a real driver.

As expected, he is the guy who almost got admitted to heaven.

This guy's learning ability is quite impressive.

"Okay, since that's the case, let's stop dawdling and get on the road." Bai Ye urged.

Two off-road vehicles drove one after the other along the winding mountain road.

……

"There is a village ahead." Jin Yanzi said, pointing ahead.

"Then let's go and have a look. Maybe we can find some villagers and buy some game to eat." Lu Yan shouted.

Bai Ye's brows were furrowed.

Wait until two cars drive into the village entrance.

Jin Yanzi's face turned pale as paper in an instant. She bit her lower lip tightly, but her eyes could no longer be taken away from the tragic scene before her.

This village has been massacred.

There were corpses and blood everywhere, it was like hell on earth.

Occasionally, you can see some incomplete body parts among the broken walls.

Lu Yan's expression also became solemn, and he silently turned off the car music.

The car drove all the way from the beginning of the village to the end of the village.

On an old tree at the end of the village, there were several villagers who had been skinned alive hanging. Their red bodies were swaying slightly in the wind, and their blood was slowly flowing down the trunk. It had already dried up, forming shocking bloodstains.

"These are all blood sins committed by the Jade Border God of War!" Jin Yanzi clenched her fists tightly, her nails digging deep into her palms, but she didn't feel any pain at all. She swept her eyes across the blood-stained land in front of her and said excitedly: "I must make him pay with blood! Cut off his head and send it to the nine borders! Let the people of the world see it!"

Bai Ye sighed, patted Jin Yanzi on the shoulder, and said, "Don't worry, the Jade Border God of War will not die comfortably!"

"We can't be blinded by hatred!" The silent monk jumped out to sing a different tune: "If you hate him, you have fallen into his trap. We should have compassion."

Golden Swallow: “???”

white night:"???"

"No, buddy, have you become stupid from chanting sutras?" Bai Ye was stunned and said, "Even if you are a Buddhist, you must have heard of the story of Master Miaolian, 'If I don't go to hell, who will?' That is the highest realm of compassion and self-sacrifice in Buddhism!"

When the Buddha was in the causal realm, he once sat on a boat with 500 merchants. On the boat, there was a thief with evil intentions hiding. He planned to kill the merchants and steal their gold, silver and jewelry. The Buddha had the ability to read minds and could predict the thief's plan. He also knew that the thief had made up his mind and could not be persuaded to change his mind.

Faced with such a dilemma, the Buddha was in a dilemma. If he told the merchant about the thief's plan, the thief would definitely be killed by the merchant; but if he did not tell the merchant, the thief would kill the five hundred merchants. After weighing the pros and cons, the Buddha made a difficult decision - he killed the thief himself to save the lives of the five hundred merchants.

"Kill one thief to save five hundred merchants."

The Buddha knew that if the thief succeeded, he would fall into the Avici Hell and suffer endless pain, so he chose to take the blame himself to save the thief from greater retribution.

I don't go to hell, who goes to hell?

"Killing is to protect life, and killing karma is not killing people!" Bai Ye pointed at the dilapidated village and said, "Under these ruins, buried are the joys and sorrows of so many families, how many children have been deprived of their childhood, and how many elderly people have no peace in their later years."

"The Jade Border God of War ruled the world with brutality, causing countless murders and the deaths of countless people. Do you still have compassion for the Jade Border God of War? You should have compassion for all the people in the world who have died, are about to die, and are likely to die in the future, right?" (End of this chapter)