Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 328 Disgusting!What time is it, after the father-in-law calls the mother-in-law, do you still let people sleep? 【Subscribe】

Think about it.

Qi Yuncheng decided to lie to his girlfriend, it is impossible to tell the truth, he still doesn't know what to do.

It's not that he doesn't want to marry her, it's just that he explained it to her, which is more or less perfunctory.

So he opened his mouth a little ignorantly.

"The diamond ring does belong to someone else."

"Knew it."

After hearing the final answer, Song Yi felt very sad, but also relieved, this is the right way.

It is indeed a bit too fast to talk about marriage without seeing the parents.

But it just so happens that when he is free later, let him meet his parents, and he will probably be shocked when the time comes.

"But don't worry." Qi Yuncheng said again, "One day, you will have your own diamond ring."

"Why do I want that, Yueyue told me it's so expensive." Song Yi was speechless, "I just want to..."

"I see."

In a few simple words, two people know each other's thoughts and feelings well.

Then there was the silence of the two of them, it wasn't that they couldn't speak out, they needed to take it easy.

There is indeed too much imagination at this moment.

"Yuncheng, you haven't met my parents yet."

"Yes! How long have you seen?" Qi Yuncheng didn't mind seeing his parents at all, after all, his girlfriends have met their master and wife.

Song Yi shook his head, "It seems that we should postpone it now, after all, I just told them yesterday that I have a boyfriend.

So it's okay for a while.

Just I want to tell you one thing. "

"what?"

"The thing about the drama, I just rehearsed another drama "Four Drops of Water" today. I may have to go to other cities to perform more than one drama, "Our Jing Ke", "Home", and "Thunderstorm"!
They have to go to major cities to perform.

very busy. "

Qi Yuncheng also laughed, "Don't say you're busy, I'm pretty much the same. I still have one show in November, and two big shows in December.

And they are not in Yanjing.

I guess there will be one on New Year's Day, and the specific city needs to be determined by Luan Yunping. "

"Busy, busy, busy!!"

After hearing what her boyfriend said, Song Yi jumped into the big pyrene bear with a pop, and the face and body of the big pyrene were sunken into a large part visible to the naked eye.

A few seconds later, Song Yi, whose face was buried in the big white bear, uttered an inarticulate voice, "So... what are we going to do tonight! By the way, I'll make you hot dry noodles. You didn't feel better last time. Delicious."

"Okay."

"okay."

With a strong arm, Song Yi came out of the big white bear and went straight to the kitchen, while Qi Yuncheng sat in the living room looking at the gift he gave, a little dazed.

But when I saw something, I couldn't stop being happy.

Because the girlfriend was buried in the whole body, the big white bear's face and body were deeply sunken, but only the chest was a bit subtle.

"What are you laughing at?" Sensing the movement, Song Yi poked his head out while wearing an apron and asked.

"It's nothing, can you do it well this time?"

"Last time, I boiled it in a hurry. Don't worry, I will definitely let you taste the authentic taste of our place."

Seeing his girlfriend cooking, Qi Yuncheng also went over to take a look. It was a very ordinary day, but for him, every ordinary day he experienced might be a series of miracles.

Because he was a human being in two lives, he can cherish these times even more.

But when they were going, Luan Yunping called, and the purpose was naturally to tell Master about the arrangement during the day.

After hearing it, there was no surprise.

However, there was another local station’s Spring Festival Gala. I was a little stunned, but when I knew that the local Spring Festival Gala’s program list also included Master, I was relieved.

It is the resources that Master found to praise me.

Leaving aside the TV appearances, even the special shows in November and December were carefully arranged by his old man.

Not in Yanjing.

but in different cities.

He often performed in Yanjing before, but he has to go to other cities, because this is also the first step to gain a reputation, and let the local audience know you.

Earn money while gaining popularity.

It's just that the city of the New Year's Day special and the Spring Festival Gala is a little familiar, not any other place, but Hubei.

girlfriend's hometown.

Don't look at Hubei, they rarely go there.

But Master Guo Degang has a lot of contacts there.

For example, the programs "Gang to Your Side", "I'm Comedy Crazy" recorded on Hubei Satellite TV, and the cross talk that I often come to this satellite TV to talk about.

Although most of these programs were also recorded in Yanjing, Master's circle of friends has spread, and so has the uncle.

"Then do you want to tell her?"

Looking at the virtuous, but not many girlfriends who are cooking at the moment, Qi Yuncheng stopped, anyway, they will be busy at that time.

It's just a performance, it doesn't matter if you say it or not.

"The water is boiling, don't make seasonings beside it." Qi Yuncheng said suddenly.

"Oh, you put the noodles in first, don't you dislike the kind prepared by the supermarket? I just learned it myself, and I won't poison you to death this time."

"Don't say it's okay, once I say it, I'm really worried."

"That's done, I'll test the poison first."

"What do you think of cooking as a chemical experiment?"

"Almost, once I made seasoning, it was unpalatable, sour, sweet and salty!"

"..."

One night, Qi Yuncheng and his girlfriend were happy even if they just had a simple meeting. It is true that she is inexplicably able to poke people. Anyway, a woman is a virtue if she has no talent, so she doesn't even care about whether she can cook.

But it won't work after a few days.

Both are actors and have their own affairs.

Qi Yuncheng went on the road to other cities to hold performances, and Song Yi also went to perform in other places with a large group of teachers and staff from Renyi.

The movement is very loud.

So November and December are busy.

Even for two months, Song Yi and Qi Yuncheng seldom returned to Yanjing, and spent most of their time in other places.

At the same time, due to the passage of time, the weather is getting colder day by day, and it has entered winter.

But compared to the winter in Yanjing, the winter in Hubei is cold, even to the bone, but it is beautiful.

It may be because of the lack of visits that he has never seen these sights, so Qi Yuncheng really thinks that his girlfriend's hometown is not bad.

So before the special performance on New Year's Day, he often went to play with Shaobing, Xiaoyue, and Dalin.

But don't look at it for only a few days, you can also notice that there is a lot of rain and snow here, which often makes people feel wet and cold.

Even New Year's Day.

It was also raining a little.

It's not big, it's very small, but when it accidentally falls into someone's neck, the body will still shrink subconsciously. Although it's not snow, it's also ice.

And when I went to the Hubei Theater to prepare for today's New Year's Eve party.

Shaobing was just wrapped in a military coat and stayed in the background. As for the coat, you can wear whatever you want to play. It's not that there is no air conditioning, but it can't warm you.

So thick clothes are still necessary.

"Brothers, it's almost seven o'clock."

"Ok!"

Dalin exhaled a mouthful of white mist, sat next to the sesame seed in a down jacket, and opened his military coat a little, then stretched his hands in, and it was extra warm after he stretched it in.

The biscuits were shocked.

I just arrived at the theater, and then walked around for a while, so my body was still cold.

And seeing these two fat people hugging each other, Qi Yuncheng was helpless.

"How much weight do you two plan to gain during the Spring Festival this year?"

"Don't worry, brother, Brother Cake and I try our best to be restrained. But you, brother, how do I feel, you haven't gained much weight in all these years.

I didn't see you exercising either. "

"Physical problems." Qi Yuncheng can only say this, but he understands that it is because of his poor health when he was a child in this life, which leads to poor absorption, so he eats everything the same.

It's like a girlfriend.

It's fate enough.

"Then I'm envious. Master said that I'm about to become a ball." Wrapped in a military coat, Shaobing patted his stomach.

Qi Yuncheng took another look at the two fat guys, and they were indeed two balls. As for persuading them to lose weight, he didn't want to bother, as they would have to grow back after a while.

In a few years I'll be working out on my own.

But after a while, Luan Yunping and Xiaoyue came backstage. They had been checking the theater equipment, and when they found that the audience channel was open, they had to come back.

After I came back, I just chatted and waited for the opening of today's New Year's Day special.

As for Xiao Si, Yan Hexiang, and Sun Yue, they naturally went to buy some food. It's New Year's Day, and their actors must be happy too.

Not to mention New Year's Day, but whenever Sun Yue was in the background, it was impossible for them not to buy food.

And when the scene was about to start, when Yan Hexiang came back, Da Lin reluctantly took off his down jacket and put on his coat.

A coat, water pants, and open cloth shoes are a set. Of course, they are not as warm as thick clothes, but it is impossible for you to wear these on stage.

So when the [-] or so spectators were fully seated, as soon as the host announced the curtain, Dalin and Yan Hexiang went up to start the show.

After they went up, Qi Yuncheng also took off his thick clothes and changed into a coat with Luan Yunping.

It's just that his phone vibrated just after he felt a bit of coolness after changing his coat.

It was a text message from Song Yi.

He complained about his parents going to play and not waiting for her to come back.

There are five or six complaints.

Qi Yuncheng read a few words back, and then prepared to meet Dalin and the others for the opening.

……

Dalin: "Standing on the bridgehead, gnashing your teeth, beating your chest in resentment, and yelling: Cao Cao listens to the truth, hey, your family, Mr. Zhang, is here today. You may attack, or fight, or advance, or retreat, or fight. , or fight, do not attack, do not fight, do not advance, do not retreat, do not fight, do not fight, you are the generation of ordinary people.

Shout once, Cao Bing retreats; Shout twice, flow across the water; Shout three times, Dangyang bridge is drunk.Later generations have a poem praising it: "Changbanpo rescued Zhao Yun before, and drove back Cao Cao's millions of troops. His surname is Zhang, his name is Fei, and his character is Yide. He is a reckless man who has flowed through the ages!!!"

"it is good!!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

The last part of "Eight Fan Screens" was recklessly thrown out, and the audience applauded in unison.

It's a very basic joke, but Qi Yuncheng stayed on the side screen, and he could see Dalin's progress.

Of course, the most important things in Guankou are breathing, articulation, etc., but facial expressions and body movements are also very important, only in this way can there be tension.

Without these, it is useless to mobilize the audience's emotions.

I have to sigh that he really deserves to be the son of the master, he is born to be a material for cross talk, and he is also a person who lives very clearly.

Otherwise, future generations won't be able to film and play TV dramas so calmly.

After they went down, the host immediately came up to continue the report.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Dancing God"! The performers Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!!!!"

The two stepped out.

Before the host had time to go down, the theater was full of applause and noise.

Although the cities are different, many people have already liked Qi Yuncheng from the Internet.

So after seeing the real person, I was very excited.

Naturally, Qi Yuncheng didn't dare to delay after accepting some gifts, then bowed and spoke.

"Thank you for your applause. Today is the New Year's Day special. It can be seen that everyone is very excited. Just now is what Guo Qiling and Yan Hexiang said.

They've been making good progress lately. "

"Yes, everyone has made progress." Luan Yunping packed her things as usual.

But after a while Qi Yuncheng turned to him, "Don't look at so many people today, I know they are not here to see me, but to see Luan Yunping."

"Really?" Luan Yunping asked curiously after folding the handkerchief.

"When we came to the theater just now, because the weather was getting colder and colder, many young couples were tired of waiting for the passage to open and enter the theater.

Chat while you wait, I heard a couple talk about you. "

"Yo." Seeing that someone likes her, Luan Yunping looked very happy, "Really? How did you talk about me?"

"I heard a man ask, do you know Cang Jinkun?"

"Why do you still ask this?"

"The elders may know it all, but the girl next to her is good-looking, pure and beautiful, and she said with a blank face that I don't know."

"I don't know."

"The boy asked again, do you know Maria Ozawa?"

"What did the girl say?"

"The girl said I don't know."

"Then do you know Goto Nan?

do not know. "

"How innocent a girl is."

"Then the boy said, do you know Luan Yunping? At this moment, the girl was taken aback, because she came here to see you, how could she not know."

"What do you say?"

"He did that too!!!"

Hahahahaha!
The audience in the audience was instantly amused by the burden.

Men and women are the same.

Qi Yuncheng stood on the stage and continued to boast, "How innocent a girl is!!"

Luan Yunping suddenly became anxious, "What's so simple, I guess girls watch it more than boys!!"

"It means I like you."

"I don't like it that much. I'm almost a third-level actor."

"Third-level actors are tired."

"Nonsense, can you not be tired! No, can you be serious on New Year's Day!!"

The laughter in the theater instantly turned to a higher level of movement.

It can be heard that if it wasn't for being made helpless by his partner, he wouldn't be able to say this at all.

Qi Yuncheng cleared his throat, "A while ago I held a commercial performance, saying that I sang eighteen and three vulgar songs, but you know how happy this thing is."

"Then there are people who say you are rebellious."

"I can admit this, but the situation of withdrawing from Deyun is small. I killed the master, so the rest is mine?"

"And what about Dalin? His own son."

"That's not necessarily the case!! As far as Dalin and uncle are close, let the father and son test their DNA some other day!"

Hahahaha!

On the stage, the two of them didn't give according to the normal things at all, they just casually talked about burdens and words, but the audience still liked it.

A lot of laughter.

In fact, when it comes to cross talk to a certain extent, it is like this, and the words are all interesting.

Of course, they are still far behind, but at least they understand how to say cross talk.

And later, due to time, he also joined the work of the cross talk dance master.

……

"Luan Yunping's mother is very powerful. She had a mother at the very beginning, you know?"

"Ouch." Luan Yunping sighed after hearing this, "I know too well, I always hurt people."

"This organization has been completely eliminated, but it has been passed down from your mother in secret."

"Go underground?"

"When the folks slowly develop, people go everywhere to ferry people. If you don't cross in vain, you will be paid five yuan for each crossing."

"Five dollars?"

"The old lady is bewildered. If she doesn't believe in anything else, she believes in this. She doesn't do business all day long. One day she gets sick, but she doesn't go to the hospital."

"Then what are you going to do?"

"I must eat incense ash."

"Can incense ash be eaten?"

Although everyone knows it, Qi Yuncheng still has to explain, "The ash left over from burning incense at home is clean, but no one eats it."

"you do not say."

"The old lady is different. She eats three meals a day and drinks it like tea."

"Good guy."

"In the end, I couldn't get rid of it, so I quickly tried to find a way to take medicine. I finally got it down, and took four coils of mosquito coils."

"Well, my mother's intestines are quite thin."

"Xin Mo was stunned, and then her illness became more and more serious. Everyone advised her to go to the doctor, but she didn't go, and figured out a way for herself.

I don't know who told her to eat a piece of meat from her own family. "

"How can you pay attention to this?"

Qi Yuncheng also looked unbelievable, "But she really believed it, and of course the old lady didn't like it in her heart."

"That's not it."

"Who doesn't feel pain when someone in the family cuts a piece of flesh? It's not a good feeling. The whole family is asleep in the dead of night, and your mother is crying in the yard alone."

While talking about Qi Yuncheng, he slowly picked up the folding fan on the table, and at the same time kept pushing the fan back and forth, "Hey~~It's late at night~The crescent moon is coming out~People say that the crescent moon is like the old moon~~"

"Sharpen the knife?" Luan Yunping noticed the movement from the side.

Qi Yuncheng pulled his hair, blew on the vertical fan, and continued to sing, "Yuelao, give it to me ~ kill people with a knife ~

Knife ~ chop off the devils' heads! "

"Stop singing about you! Your whole family is the devil!!" Luan Yunping suddenly pressed her partner's arm.

"After sharpening the knife and thinking about it, the whole family fell asleep. Your mother went in to discuss with them."

"Still negotiating?"

"Come here, pick up the door curtain." Qi Yuncheng raised his right hand finger, and pointed downward: "There are relatives at home lying on the bed."

"They're all sleeping."

"Luan Yunping on the far left, my son."

"this is me."

"Luan Yunping's father, the old man, is reluctant to have Luan Yunping's daughter-in-law next to her..."

"You wait for me!!!"

Hahahaha!

call~~

Amidst the laughter, Luan Yunping hurried to drag him, and she might not be able to tell if she dragged him a second later, "I don't sleep like this."

Qi Yuncheng was stunned for a moment, holding a fan and thinking about the layout of the few of them. After understanding, he kept nodding and gesticulating, "There seems to be a curtain in the middle!!"

Luan Yunping nodded: "Oh, it's okay to have a curtain."

Qi Yuncheng: "Yes, there is a curtain separating you."

Luan Yunping: "Separate me? Does it make sense?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Who separates? Separates me?"

"It's none of your business." On the stage, Luan Yunping was furious.

"Okay, okay, you lie down." Playing a role again, Qi Yuncheng sighed, his eyes conveyed discomfort, "Looking at the old man, a couple of one day is a hundred days of kindness, and a hundred days of a couple is like the depths of the sea, I can't do it. .

Next to her was Luan Yunping. "

"I am my own son."

"A son should be filial to his mother... No." Suddenly Qi Yuncheng shook his head again, talking to himself behind the microphone, "I'm sorry for his father, I cut off the child, I am sorry for his father? His father is here now XZ!!"

"No." Hearing something was wrong again, Luan Yunping opened her mouth to stop.

But Qi Yuncheng didn't bother to talk about it at all, and talked to himself, "One day..."

"Listen to me."

"At that time, the Zhou Dynasty was in decline, the feudal lords were separated, Qi, Chu, Yan, Han, Zhao, Wei, and Qin Qixiong fought for hegemony, and the world was full of swordsmen..."

"Okay, the eight screens are the last show."

Watching the actors messing about is also one of the jokes. The audience stared at them intently, and laughed from time to time, and among them was the old couple who had a relationship with Qi Yuncheng.

But they don't know each other yet.

But I think actors are too much fun.

on the stage.

Luan Yunping waved her hands helplessly with a smile on her face, "We won't get into that job, first explain why it's XZ, why don't people just lie down?"

"This is my father, and that is my father."

"Same!!"

"It's different, you still laugh, you don't know."

"Then you understand? Seriously."

"Anyway, your mother won't do anything, and it seems that only the daughter-in-law is an outsider." Qi Yuncheng suddenly smashed the table with his fan a few times.

Luan Yunping shouted, "That's calling."

"Papa papa!" Qi Yuncheng tapped the table again, and immediately said, "Who!!
I! !

OK, you lose! ! "

"You've strung up to "Daojiaomen" again, right? You still don't want to talk about cross talk."

Hahahaha!

Hey~~

One joke, two jobs in series, the audience can see that the actors are happy, and so are they themselves.

"Good guy, if you are a fan, if you know a little bit, you can't be so smooth!"

"This joke, if you don't read the program list, you don't know what to perform at all."

"I have to say that the on-site cross talk is still more interesting than that on the Internet, and the actors performed well temporarily."

……

Amidst the excitement, Qi Yuncheng couldn't help smiling and continued to pat the table, "Xiao Pan!!!"

"My wife's surname is Pan?"

"Xiao Pan?? Xiao Pan? Why can't you wake up, Jinlian??"

"Pan Jinlian?"

"Your daughter-in-law opened her eyes!!" Qi Yuncheng turned sideways, his eyes were sleepy and he said in a loud voice on purpose, "What are you doing!!"

Luan Yunping wondered, "This Fei's voice?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Come out for a while, Mama Wang is looking for you."

Luan Yunping: "Return Wang Ma."

Qi Yuncheng: "Your wife is in a hurry."

Luan Yunping: "What's the hurry?"

Qi Yuncheng: "I hate it!! What time is it? After the father-in-law calls the mother-in-law, do you still let people sleep??"

Luan Yunping: "Fuck you, I've never heard of it!!"

(End of this chapter)