Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 218 Is it the kind of movie that has a simple plot and is still very exciting after watching it? 【Subscribe】

After talking about this little burden with blond hair and closed eyes.

The audience below all looked at Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping intently.

From time to time, we talk and chat with each other, and talk about what will happen after this.

Because of this passage, they have heard it countless times, and they can even repeat it from beginning to end.

But sometimes listening to cross talk just sounds the same.

Then the individual actor's style.

Just like the one or two sentences just said, the effect is also explosive.

But after a while, Qi Yuncheng mentioned that he was on a helicopter going west to conquer America.

"After flying for more than half a year and adding more than 4 fuel, we finally arrived in the United States. Looking down from the sky, um, that's right!"

"how?"

"It says at the bottom, a warm welcome to Master Qi Yuncheng!"

"Changed cook."

"Stop it, the plane landed. Landed but landed, it can't stop."

"why?"

Qi Yuncheng looked like he was holding the faucet with both hands, "The brake line is broken."

"Oh, you're still a bicycle." Luan Yunping said.

"The brake line is broken, what should I do!" Qi Yuncheng looked sad, stretched out his hand and drew circles above his head, "I said that this is not good, and it is easy to cause accidents.

open the door! "

Luan Yunping asked decisively, "What are you doing?"

"The two of us put our legs there and bald, and we will stop after a while."

"Ah? Will this work?"

"Yes, that's right!" Qi Yuncheng was still holding the faucet, then acted as the driver and nodded quickly, "Good idea!"

"That's a good idea."

"Open the door and put your legs outside, I'm sorry, can I stretch my legs?"

"you have not?"

"The plane stopped after a while, and he was worn down until his hips were left."

"Okay!"

Qi Yuncheng clasped his hands together and repeatedly said to the driver, "Congratulations! You are a half-martyr, go back to the unit for insurance."

"How can I report this?" Luan Yunping shook her head and was speechless.

"Goodbye! Turn around and go out. Come down, I'll take a look, ho!" Surprised, Qi Yuncheng glanced at his partner, and then looked in front of him, as if he saw something extraordinary.

"what happened?"

"People are coming from Baigong, a group of people are wearing uniforms and carrying bags, Master Qi, hello!

Well, why did you come here, then let's go.

OK, wait a minute, let's take a taxi. "

"Take a taxi?"

Luan Yunping spoke immediately, as if she had never heard of it before, "What kind of status is this, and you still want to take a taxi?"

"I'm also wondering, you don't have a rich car, do you?
Yes!The president's daughter is out. "

"Well, catch up with a good day."

"After a while, the kung fu car came and went straight to Baigong.

Beat the bush, beat the bush, and it's here.

I saw why this Baigong is called Baigong, it's so white!Freshly grouted! "

"That's what happened!"

Qi Yuncheng said: "There are a group of people standing at the door, carrying bags and carrying things, I thought they were reporters.

From my experience, you have to be careful when dealing with the media! "

Luan Yunping: "Of course."

Qi Yuncheng: "What shouldn't be said must not be said more."

Luan Yunping: "That's right!"

Qi Yuncheng: "I covered my mouth as soon as I got here, but this group of people came over with a whimper!

Master, do you want a plate? "

"A seller!" Luan Yunping's eyes widened, as if she hadn't expected it.

And Qi Yuncheng frowned, looked at the person who came over and asked, "What disk?"

"Oh, don't ask me."

"The one who sells the order needs to be introduced."

"Still introducing?"

"It's the kind of two people, the scene doesn't change..."

"Oh?"

Speaking of this, Luan Yunping suddenly understood, and he wasn't the only one, the gentlemen below all had expressions of interest.

Even the unplayable picture almost appeared in the head.

Anyway, there is an indescribable taste on and off the stage.

After all, they know everything these days.

So after Luan Yunping glanced around, she was very interested and described it in a low voice.

"Is it the kind of movie with a simple plot, but you are still very excited after watching it?"

"That's right! Guo Degang's Crosstalk Collection!! Eh?" Qi Yuncheng suddenly showed a smirk, and pointed at Luan Yunping, "Do you think..."

Hurry up, Luan Yunping had a premonition that she was going to say something, and immediately reached out to stop him, "Today is your birthday special, don't talk nonsense."

"Did you think that Errenzhuan!!"

"Hey!!"

Suddenly, Qi Yuncheng turned a corner, and Luan Yunping, who was worried at first, was speechless for a moment, because none of this was in the original words, and neither was the audience, it was purely a tantalizing appetizer.

"Just talk about it." In the end, Luan Yunping could only say this again.

"Let's go! Go to the inside of the Baigong! This courtyard is in the center of Yanghui Pond, inside is a rockery, and four water pipes come out here.

The shed over there is full of bicycles. "

"Parking?"

　
"Just walk in, I said where is the president, where is the president?
Everyone said that's the house, waiting for you to die of anxiety.

Pushing the door open again, I saw the President of the United States.

He looked at me, I looked at him, his eyes met excitedly, he took two steps over and grabbed my hand. "

Qi Yuncheng suddenly took a deep breath, and the first time he opened his mouth, he said, "Why are you pinching it! What did you do to you, you bastard!!
If you swear, I will smack you, believe it or not!An electric cannon kills you! "

"Wait a little longer!" Luan Yunping didn't know what to say when she heard this regurgitation, but she still asked first, "We have to discuss it, why does this president smell like this?"

"He hired a teacher who is from Henan."

"Well, this Mandarin is really not old and sharp."

"I said yes, I saw you today, I'm so happy, how about what shall we eat today?
Look at you, can you have a meal when you come?Let's eat that seafood!

Alright, I’ll have a meal for you today, just as I was talking, the BB on the president’s body rang, beep beep~~”

"He also hangs such a one?"

"Open it and have a look, Yingxian's!"

"Hanxian." Luan Yunping corrected.

"He needs to know."

"Too."

"The meal is ready, hurry to the cafeteria!" After reading this sentence, Qi Yuncheng's role-playing refrained again, "Let's go, let's eat seafood.

I said seafood?Don't make money on me, don't come here, what kind of seafood?kelp? "

"Can that count as seafood?"

"Lobster!

Ho, good, I say boss! "

"Boss?"

"President! Well, let me copy this, I love lobster, so I'm going to make dough pancakes today."

"Remember this thing."

"Let's go! Go around the corner and go to the cafeteria. There is such a big aquarium as soon as you enter the door!" Qi Yuncheng raised his hands up and down to make a gesture that is the size of a person.

"Just the lobster, it's half a meter long, and it's swimming in it! Let me tell you, quick, vinegar dish, tofu in sauce, pickles, chopsticks!"

Luan Yunping said, "What are the ingredients for this?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Eat lobster, break the chopsticks and polish them! Hurry up, I can't wait."

Luan Yunping: "One time, is this?"

"After a while, four waiters will set up a big plate."

Taking a casual glance, Qi Yuncheng pointed to the cross talk table, "This plate is bigger than this table, ouch, put it here, this big lobster plate, there are more than 3 lobsters in simple counting.

Come on, peel it, this is spicy! "

For a while, Qi Yuncheng used both hands on the stage to perform this crayfish-eating vigor, and it took a while for Luan Yunping to cry out with a condensed expression.

"Spicy crayfish? You have to eat big lobsters!!"

"The pick is high, let's eat, we're eating!" Qi Yuncheng suddenly pointed upwards, "I heard the guns firing from above."

"what happened?"

"It's broken, the criminals are coming."

"It's up!"

"I said I had to go, but I can't go just yet."

"why?"

"I want to go up, what if the president touches my lobster?"

Luan Yunping waved her hand: "Hey, such a big president can't do it."

"The president said, don't worry about it, just go ahead and do it, I'll let you watch." Qi Yuncheng bent down suddenly, and Qi Yuncheng lay down on the table, that is, on the plate.

Seeing this, Luan Yunping asked directly, "How did you do this?"

"I said yes, that's enough, I'll go!

Stepping up and walking up, I saw that there were quite a few people coming, some with guns and cannons.

I don't have anything with me!

What if you have no eyes? "

"Yes."

"Looking down, I saw a steel helmet on the ground, picked it up and buckled it on my head to protect my head from injury.

The bullet hit, Dangdang, I survived! "

"That's all right."

"I'm just so happy, my daughter-in-law gave me a mouthful!" Qi Yuncheng raised his hands and clapped, angrily shouted: "If you don't sleep in the middle of the night, why are you so beautiful to hold a sputum bucket?"

"What about dreaming?"

……

"Oh!!!"

"it is good!!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

The last bottom is given.

Applause and shouts erupted from the entire Beizhan Theater.

They liked this cross talk very much, even if Qi Yuncheng repeated it again.

What I heard was a taste of Deyun back then.

And when the apprentice said it, it must be a little bit more interesting.

However, after the performance, the two of them didn't plan to return to the show for the time being, because the time needed to pile up until the curtain call, so they took three steps back and bowed, and then left the stage.

To the side curtain.

Kong Yunlong and his partner were waiting there, and Xiaozhuan and Dalin were also there, but the third brother seemed to be eating something in his mouth, and then swallowed it quickly.

Qi Yuncheng asked curiously, "What are you eating?"

"They bought a lot of things, and they are eating, so hurry up and go down."

"Row!"

Without thinking too much, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping went to the entrance of the backstage. Once there, they found that they were really enjoying themselves.

Especially Sun Yue and Xiaoyue, who hardly stopped talking.

And the inside of the trash can is directly covered with a not-thin layer.

"Brother, come down, eat!"

Yue Yunpeng turned around and greeted quickly.

"No need! Xiaoyue, eat less, or your mouth will be dry!"

With a subconscious instruction, Qi Yuncheng picked up the mobile phone in the background, but just after picking it up, he found a text message.

It was from my wife.

"Yuncheng! The cheongsam is ready! Do you want to see it?"

(End of this chapter)