Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 217 Five-Star General Corporal James! 【Subscribe】

"How is it? Is there any movement over the sesame seed cake? Don't make a mistake at that time!"

Backstage of the North Exhibition.

Yue Yunpeng gathered around to ask questions.

Because buying things outside is all about biscuits. The main reason is that he didn't perform, so it's impossible to let other people buy it.

"No problem! Brother Cake said that it has been settled, but it must be impossible to get it now, or the senior brother will see it." Xiao Meng, who had just come down, tapped his mobile phone.

"That's right! Yuncheng still has two performances, we need to finish the performance." *
The third brother Kong Yunlong followed suit, but he was not as nervous as they were. After all, things had already been booked, but after sitting aside and looking at his uncle Sun Yue, he still talked a little more.

"Or let's buy something for the occasion first?"

As soon as these words came out, Sun Yue also understood the meaning and waved his hands, "Don't think about me, but it's not impossible to buy something.

Mainly because I ate a little less for dinner tonight.

This is not in a hurry to perform! ! "

"Then I'll go, don't bother Brother Pan, there are shops around the gate of the theater, I'll go buy something to eat."

Dalin himself did not act.

Uncle Master wants to eat, so he will definitely not be idle.

But Sun Yue wouldn't let these juniors pay, so he hurriedly took out a red note from his pocket.

One hundred is enough, after all, just treat it as a snack, so that the mouth is not idle.

that's it.

Dalin took the money and left, and Zhang Yunlei also followed his nephew, helping to get things.

And when the things are bought back, they are placed on the table in the backstage of the North Exhibition, which is not too little.

There are melon seeds, peanuts, dried fruits, and snacks.

So these people in the backstage got busy, mainly busy eating.

But Dalin didn't, at most he took a sip of his drink, put away the trash can, and then went to the side screen to see his brother.

This cross talk, my father said, now my brother said it must be different, so he wanted to see how each actor performed differently

Pay attention to this point, then he should be able to add or subtract baggage according to his own style.

Anyway, at this stage, he is studying in this way, and he has learned a lot.

But Zhang Yunlei was different. After arriving at the theater, apart from being surprised, he didn't know what to do like a headless chicken.

Even when he saw the expression of Dalin looking at Yuncheng, he felt envious, because he had something to do and a goal.

As for myself, recently, I have been nesting in the hotel opened by my sister, not knowing what to do every day.

But he was looking at his great nephew.

Suddenly there was a burst of laughter from the audience.

So his eyes turned to Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping.

……

"We train there and our teacher is Corporal James, a five-star American general."

"No, you wait a moment."

Luan Yunping stretched out her hand to stop her, "This is the general of the United States, why are you still a corporal?"

"Think about it, after serving the sauce, you can't sell it in the market!"

"A seller of miso."

"Get up early in the morning, the students stand in a row!" Qi Yuncheng looked ahead and pointed forward, "Master Zhan stood in front and led us all to sing the school song together!"

"And the school song? What is it singing?"

Taking a sudden breath, Qi Yuncheng steadied his voice and sang: "If you say that the sky is close, the sky is not close~~"

"Well, this general graduated from our Deyun Club, right?"

The voice fell.

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

If James can sing the truth, he must have learned the essence of Deyun.

"Speak dear~~"

"Okay, what's the point of singing?"

Amidst the laughter, he quickly grabbed his partner's arm.

But after this procrastination, Qi Yuncheng stopped talking, "After studying like this for three years, we will disband on the spot."

"Wasted effort?"

"We have picked people from many units, and they are about to leave. In one unit, two people stand at the door."

"After studying for so many years, why did you become a security guard for someone?" Luan Yunping didn't understand, and at the same time, her expression made people feel that it was too unworthy.

Qi Yuncheng tucked his hands into the sleeves of his coat, with a downcast look, "Someone wants them anyway, but no one wants me.

You said they didn't want me? "

"What's the matter?"

"Don't pull it down, if you don't stay here, you have your own place, and if you don't leave anywhere, I'm going all the way!!"

"It's all a mess."

Qi Yuncheng snorted, "I have my own promise, and I really hope that no one will mention my name in the future.

Unexpectedly, something happened in the United States soon. "

"how?"

"His department store has been attacked by planes."

"Oh!" Luan Yunping laughed out loud when she heard this time, "You's such a rough word, the World Trade Center was hit by a plane."

"The president is so anxious. He eats [-] to [-] catties of medicine for fire all day long."

"Huo, I have a lot of appetite."

"Look for it, is there anyone who can lead troops to fight!"

"Yes!"

"The president has a secretary named Wang Fugui!"

"Well, after so many years, the name hasn't changed."

This sentence was translated, and some audience members were happy, because this cross talk can be described as a classic, and Guo Degang said this name in his early years.

So taking it now, they are naturally clear.

Qi Yuncheng didn't care what his partner said, and continued to speak, "He gave an idea, there is an amazing military genius named Qi Yuncheng in Huaxia Yanjing.

Wen Neng draws a pen to secure the world, and Wu Neng mounts a horse to determine the universe!
Get to know your daughter-in-law when you go up the kang, and get to know your shoes when you get off the kang! "

"Hey!" Luan Yunping was surprised, and then said inadvertently, "The shoes don't matter, the main thing is not to mistake someone else's wife."

Hahahahahaha!

Boom.

Because of this sentence, the audience at the Jeonbuk Exhibition couldn't help laughing.

Three points are funny and seven points are flattering, which is reflected in this.

And Qi Yuncheng didn't expect that, holding back his smile amidst the loud laughter,

At the same time, this is a person's experience and ability, and his performance on the stage is always better than that of the lyrics.

But Qi Yuncheng will not be idle, he raised his head and thought for a while, "I remember it seems to be you..."

"No ah!"

Suddenly, Luan Yunping was startled and stopped quickly.

At the same time, laughter erupted from below.

"Speak well!"

"The United States wants to find me? That will be difficult." After a while, Qi Yuncheng returned to the topic and said.

"how?"

"I might have a place to live. I might take the subway today, the train station tomorrow, or the hospital hall the day after tomorrow!"

"Playing Youfei, you."

"A military talent is like this. He doesn't have a fixed place to live. And I don't have a phone. I just have a bb machine that my master left me. After that, I stopped checking channels."

"Master is really kind to you."

"That's not it!" Qi Yuncheng proudly agreed, then pointed to the side, "I was busy with the street that day.

Someone is behind me!

Mr. Qi!Mr. Qi! ! "

"This is?"

"A woman, foreigner, beautiful! Blonde and blue eyes!"

"nice?"

"I said wait a minute!" Qi Yuncheng turned around and made a phone call, "Hey! Hey! How much is it, ma'am?

If you don't get through, you don't need money!

Oh well, a few cents left! "

"Call the public phone?"

"Okay, I'm Qi Yuncheng, are you looking for me?

Mr. Qi!It took a lot of effort to find you. "

While deliberately imitating the unfluent speech of foreign women, Qi Yuncheng closed his eyes and talked again, seeing Luan Yunping puzzled, "Wait a minute, why is this blind?
Didn't you say beautiful? "

"Yeah! Blonde!"

"Blonde! What about the blue eyes?"

After opening his eyes, Qi Yuncheng suddenly closed them again, "Close your eyes!!"

"Hey! The blond hair is closing the eyes, is it closing the eyes?"

(End of this chapter)