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Chapter 581 Chapter 578: Three Delinquent Boys (4.9K begging tickets)
On the TV, TNT's most exciting program of the week is being played-the five funny moments.

Well, it is also the predecessor of "O'Neill's Five Big Jons" that Wayne is familiar with.

Serious people who watch TNT watch basketball games, just to watch the five big embarrassments explained by O'Neill, Barkley and Kenny Smith.

Speaking of which, many people may not know that there was once a player in the CBA who was actually in the top five.

He is Sun Minghui.

Moreover, Sun Minghui was also provoked by Stephenson next to Wayne.

In 19, Sun Minghui was ranked No.2 in O'Neal's five embarrassments because of a "superb" flop.

This can be said to be the closest he has been to the NBA.

At that time, the object of Sun Minghui's role was Stephenson who played in the CBA!
In that round of defense, Stephenson and Sun Minghui stood together.Fensen just habitually supported Sun Minghui's waist, how did he know that Sun Minghui was not used to his stinking problem at all, he would fall whenever he wanted to!

The moment Stephenson touched him, he immediately sat down exaggeratedly. His superb acting skills even made O'Neill admire.

Stephenson laughed at that time, with your acting skills, how dare you come to fool my Andy Lau in the diving world?

With this lens, Sun Minghui became the first in CBA history, and may also be the last Chinese player who can be on O'Neal's top five embarrassments.

You ask why O'Neal didn't use it in the NBA, but why did he go to the CBA to collect materials?

Does that need to be said?Isn't it because Biffenson played in the CBA that season!

As the top five players whose status is only slightly lower than McGee, wherever Stephenson is, the shots of the top five will follow.

This is called the spotlight around you.

Therefore, at this moment, when Wayne sees Stephenson in the "Five Big Jokes", Wayne is not surprised at all.

On the TV, the number 1 of this Friday's big embarrassment has been counted.

The No.2 just now was McGee, who stood in the backcourt and played the Victoria's Secret Angel when Faried made a free throw.

There is only one ball that can squeeze Big Mackey to No.2.

That's Stephenson's Banana Pass!

Seeing that No.1 was himself, Stephenson smiled awkwardly.

"Haha, this shit show, I can really make jokes hahaha."

"No, no, if you're not No.1, this show is a joke." Wayne patted Stephenson on the shoulder, saying don't be humble.

Although the Trail Blazers have experienced what happened on TV first-hand, when watching it again, everyone can't help but laugh

This earth-shattering pass was seriously called by Shaq: Lance Stephenson's third law of rotation.

Jazz Ba then said, "I watch the NBA just to watch basketball games, but Stephenson wants to laugh at me to death!"

Summed up very sharply.

Not to mention other people, even Stephenson himself couldn't help laughing after watching that ball.

Why did you say that your hands were so slippery at that time?
After the five embarrassing shows ended, Wayne snapped his fingers, and the elementary school student immediately took out a golden crown that had been prepared from the locker, and handed it to Wayne.

"Come on, I'm now officially crowning you as the Portland Jon King! What's funny about the team in the future, you have the final say!"

Wayne stood up and put the crown on Stephenson's head with style.

Stephenson never expected that his teammates had prepared such a big surprise for him.

but
Why can't I laugh at all?
"Finsen, remember, this crown must not get wet." After that, Wayne still reminded Finsen.

"Why can't you get in the water?"

"Because it will fade, you fool."

Stephenson: .
"Hey, the game has started, let's continue watching." The sister-in-law yelled solemnly, making everyone's attention focus on the TV again.

Well, the whole Blazers team gathered in the locker room today, not just to watch the Big Five.

In fact, the five big embarrassments are just a show to add to the fun.

Everyone stood in front of the TV to watch the game between the Thunder and the Lakers in Game 4.

Because of the result of this game, it will most likely determine the Blazers' opponents in the next round.

Just an hour ago, the Trail Blazers defeated the Dallas Mavericks 103-92 at the American Airlines Center in Dallas, sweeping the Mavericks cleanly with a total score of 4-0.

Peak Wayne told Portland fans with practical actions: "It is completely unnecessary to worry about black eight."

Since the Blazers easily eliminated the Mavericks in the first game, Wayne knew that this round of the series was actually a conclusion.

Think about it, even if Stephenson is like that, and most of the starters only played three quarters, the Blazers can still beat the Mavericks by that much.

What about the calf?

It is completely crushing in terms of hard power.

After four games, the progress of the Blazers can also be described as devastating.

Except for the second game, the series G2, the Mavericks' resistance was the most intense.

Maybe everyone on the Mavericks knows that if the Blazers go to Dallas with a total score of 2 to 0, then everything is over.

Therefore, in G2 of the series, the resistance of the Mavericks was very tenacious.

Although Nowitzki missed all 2 shots from outside the three-point line, but in the mid-range, he made 17 of 10 shots with super high efficiency and scored 31 points.

On the contrary, Curry, under Kidd's veteran defense, Waterloo appeared in this game, and his shooting percentage was limited to about 30%.

In the end, the game also reached the critical moment of the last 15 seconds.

In the last 15 seconds of the game, the Mavericks were 1 point behind and the Blazers had the ball.

After Wayne broke through Dirk, facing Haywood who was defending under the basket, he directly chose to force himself to eat raw.

Haywood defended very aggressively and bravely.

After all, not everyone dared to face the accelerating Wayne.

Because you don't know if you're going to be greeted with a dunk or a dark elbow.

However, Wayne's terrible impact turned Heywood's positive efforts into self-inflicted humiliation.

I saw Wayne smashing the ball into the frame directly through Haywood, and the opponent's center was caught alive!
The dunk allowed Wayne to nearly kill the game while killing Haywood.

But it's almost nothing, because Wayne also left the Mavericks with the last 3 seconds, and they still have a chance to tie with a three-pointer.

It's a pity that Terry failed to continue his miracle of last season in the last shot, and the key three-pointer knocked out.

In this way, the Blazers won the Mavericks 102 to 99 without any risk.

This is also the most thrilling game in this round of the series.

After G2, the Mavericks were completely demoralized.

They probably also figured it out, instead of doing unnecessary resistance, it's better to lie flat and try to enjoy it.

Since you can't beat it, it's better to go back to each house earlier, catch each fish, and prepare for the next season earlier.

So in Dallas in G3 of the series, the Blazers beat the Mavericks by 14 points.

And in the game that just ended, Wayne only lightly scored 24 points, and then turned on the auto-kill monster and auto-win mode.

Throughout the series, Wayne restricted Dirk to only 20 points per game, and his three-point shooting percentage was only 16.7%.

Not wrong, 16.7%.In the four games of the entire series, Nowitzki made only 6 of 1 shots from beyond the three-point line.

Because Wayne knew that Nowitzki couldn't get past him, and he didn't have to help defend others like last season.

Therefore, as long as Dirk is outside the three-point line, Wayne will directly press close to him, and Dirk has no room for a three-point shot at all.

From his superb performance last season to this season, his three-point shooting percentage was only 16.7%.

This is probably the unpredictability of a player after 30.

You never know when you will suddenly hit rock bottom.

After cleanly killing the Mavericks, the Trail Blazers players all returned to the locker room, ready to watch the Lakers VS Thunder game.

As a result, during the break between festivals, TNT actually interrupted the weekly funny moments.

Only then did everyone sit together and watch the five big embarrassment scenes.

Sister-in-law's loud shout made everyone who was immersed in the joy of the five embarrassments concentrate again.

At this time, the Thunder and the Lakers are playing in G4 of the series, and the Thunder currently leads 2-1.

In the first game, Lei Ting punched the old master to death and bloodbathed the Lakers.

In the second game, 2 minutes before the end, the Lakers were reversed by the Thunder.

And the Lakers lost in this game, and the biggest blame has to be narrated.

Because at the critical moment, Nao Ke wanted to dominate the game by himself, so he refused to pass the ball and went it alone.

After all, two people double-team a large open space, and three people double-team a good opportunity.

He thought he was still the black Mamba who could keep scoring goals under double teams, but in fact Kobe "Bang Bang" was iron in the last 2 minutes.

In 2 minutes, 4 consecutive irons + 2 mistakes, chattering and smiling, has won back the trust of the joke.

To be honest, as long as the Lakers played reasonably at the last moment, they would not necessarily lose.

But Kobe said, you and I are reasonable?
Who are you looking down on!
In the third game, thanks to the fact that the referee was slightly biased towards the Lakers, this allowed the Lakers to win back.

It's not that godfather Xiao doesn't love Du'er anymore, it's mainly because of a team like the Lakers, it's no good for you to let him out early.

In this way, the total score of the series became 2 to 1.Therefore, the importance of this game is self-evident.

If the Thunder win, Du Xiaoshuai will get the match point, which is equivalent to putting a knife on Lao Ke's neck.

And if Chat wins, then the Lakers still have a glimmer of hope this season.

Obviously, with his nagging personality, it was impossible for him to compromise.

Therefore, in the first three quarters of the game today, Nao Ke also showed his own attitude.

In the first three quarters of the game, he was like dreaming back to his peak. He made 18 of 11 shots and scored 28 points in three quarters!
In the 6th minute of the third quarter, under the defense of Sefoloza, Kobe turned over and scored with a difficult turn. His resolute expression made all Los Angeles fans believe that the Lakers were about to start a Jedi counterattack.

After the start of the fourth quarter, Kobe did not play for the first 3 minutes and rested on the bench.

And until he came back in the 8th minute, the Lakers still led by 11 points.

It can be said that throughout the entire game, the Lakers played against the Thunder.

As long as we continue to play steadily, there is no big problem in tying the total score of the series to 2-2.

But Naka's damned and paranoid competitiveness started to work in the last 8 minutes.

After Kobe came up, Du Xiaoshuai first hit a three-pointer on his head, narrowing the point difference to 8 points, and the suspense of the game continued.

Good guy, chatting can get used to your stinking problem?
You kid is tired of work, and you beat me three points.

Do you have a girlfriend yet?Just here to play like Wayne?
Who asked you to follow Wayne's uncivilized actions?Thank you in the face at every turn.

Since you, Du Xiaoshuai, want to use an ax on Kobe's head, don't blame me for being rude!

So, Nao Ke started the one-vs-five mode.

In the next round, he ignored David West, who was vacated in the middle distance, and forced a mid-range shot against Ibaka.

Turtlesbrook quickly counterattacked after grabbing the rebound. His explosive physical fitness made it impossible for the Lakers to eat his exhaust gas.

In the end, Mr. Gui succeeded in a one-handed dunk in the counterattack, and the point difference was only 6 points!
Chattering then glared at Young Master Gui fiercely, what the hell is your name A Gui, right?

OK, you go with Durant, you are gone!

Education is a must!

Then, Nao Ke forced a breakthrough layup, attracting the three players of the Thunder team to shrink and still not pass the ball. Naturally, they missed again.

The old man outside the three-point line is anxious, please calm down, chatter!
Good guy, I played No-look-pass back then, you are No-pass-look!

Really. Pass a ball and I lose!
After Kobe played solo for two rounds, the Thunder players also knew how to defend Kobe.

Isn't this Nima a replica of G2 in the series!

Afterwards, Bryant once again singles the ball and called West out to cover.

It stands to reason that West and Bryant's cover is very threatening.

Because West has a mid-range, he can help Kobe open up space.

At the same time, West's ability to read the game is also very strong, he knows when to roll.

However, when Kobe used West's cover to break through, Ibaka and Harden didn't bird West at all, but both rushed to surround Kobe!
West is completely empty, with his arms raised high in the mid-range position.

Pass the ball boss, pass the ball!

You just pass on one! ?
Kobe: I want to pass the ball, but I don't know who's bucked my pass button!

In this way, under the double attack of Harden and Ibaka, Kobe finally made a dribble error by himself.

The basketball is out of bounds, and the Thunder have the ball!

Wayne looked at the displeased Kobe and sighed.

You, just refuse to accept the old.

I know, you don't want to lose to Durant, you don't want to lose to Turtlesbrook.

You don't accept the old, you want to educate these two young people with your own hands, and you want to let them know how powerful they are.

You want to beat the Thunder and then go on to compete with the Blazers.

But blah blah blah, you forgot, your body can no longer keep up with your ambition!

Just because you think, doesn't mean you can!

You are unwilling to compromise, but sometimes, you can only compromise!

Wayne wanted to say these words to Kobe, but unfortunately, he couldn't, and Kobe couldn't hear them.

What was Kobe thinking?

That's right, I made continuous strikes and made continuous mistakes.

but.
I'm still a good player!
Back then, when I faced the Jazz in the playoffs for the first time, I made a three-point shot at a critical moment, and people called me a parallel importer.

The results of it?I chose to keep shooting!
No, I didn't slap them in the face, because I made two three-point shots immediately after that, and the Lakers lost the game
But that's not the point, the point is that life doesn't stop and shots don't stop!
Don't even dare to vote, do you still dare to win?
If West and Nash could hear the chatter, they would definitely be moved and applaud.

Boss, you know what Ning said to the end!
Then, this originally good game was pushed to the side of the Thunder because of Naka's paranoia.

Let's put it this way, Kobe's performance in the last few minutes made his peak performance in the first three quarters worthless.

It turns out that being too paranoid is not a good thing.

Anything in excess becomes a bad thing.

Even if you eat too much, you will be stuffed to death, and if you rush too fast, your body will collapse.

Therefore, the update of novels sometimes has to be done at a certain speed.

After chattering and chatting, the Thunder tied the score at 33 in the last 98 seconds of the game.

At this time, Young Master Gui didn't feel overwhelmed, but handed the ball to his good brother Du Xiaoshuai to handle it.

Speaking of which, the reason why the Thunder can play so smoothly in this round of the series is inseparable from Agui's outstanding performance.

So far in this round of the series, Agui has averaged 48.6% shooting and only 1.6 turnovers per game.

It is the best series he played in his career, bar none.

Durant did not live up to the expectations of his second brother. In the last 13 seconds, against the counsel whose level had fallen off a cliff, he made a beautiful step-back three-pointer, turning the score into 101-98.

A quasi-lore almost sent the Lakers to hell!

Sure enough, the Lakers immediately fouled Harden at the last moment when they rushed to shoot a three-pointer, but Harden made two free throws from the free throw line and completely killed the game.

In the end, the 5-point difference was maintained until the end of the game.

103 to 98, the Oklahoma City Thunder defeated the Lakers at the Staples Center and got the match point!

Nagging scored 38 points, but only made 10 of 2 shots in the fourth quarter.

Success is also Kobe, and defeat is also Kobe.

"Hey, it seems that our opponent for the second round has been determined." After watching the game, the sister-in-law shrugged.

"Playing Thunder, I like it!" Teacher Tony was gearing up.

Where's Wayne?
He looked at the nagging expression and sighed.

Speaking of which, this is the first time since Wayne joined the Trail Blazers that he was unable to meet Kobe in the playoffs...

I'm really not used to it.

"Okay, take a good rest these days.

The Lakers are down, but we definitely won't be! "

Wayne stood up and greeted everyone to go home quickly.

The three delinquent teenagers of the Thunder team finally had to be educated by Brother Wei!
Don't be shy, your Uncle Snake is old.

Let's come to the Western Conference semifinals, let's show you my skills!
The education master Wayne will definitely help these three bad boys get rid of their evil ways.

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