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Chapter 580 577: Under the cover of mental retardation, show off a wave of muscles without a trace (5.1K begging for tickets)
4月26日常规赛打完，4月27日休息一天，28号季后赛就要开打。

However, as the No. [-] in the West, the Blazers have two days of rest.

Because the No. 29 in the West will start playing the playoffs on the [-]th.

Referrals are noodles!
But in the past two days, everyone has not been idle, and they are all preparing for the playoffs with the Mavericks.

Although the Mavericks are only eighth in the Western Conference this season, they were the team that reached the tiebreaker with the Trail Blazers last season after all.

Therefore, some Trail Blazers fans are still very nervous.

It's not completely impossible for something like Hei Ba to happen.

Didn't the old Vicki get hacked last season?

Old thief: Co-authored and said so much, just to slander me?
But Wayne himself is not particularly worried about this round of the series. After all, the Mavericks in the original history were directly swept 4-0 by the Thunder.

This also made the Mavericks the second defending champion to be swept in the first round in NBA history.

Who is the first defending champion to be swept in the first round?The Miami Heat of course!
Wade: Gan!

And who is the defending champion of the first round of playoffs in the 21st century?Of course it is the invincible Spurs!
Popovich: Gan!

Anyway, in the original history, even the Thunder could sweep the Mavericks 4-0.So with the strength of this Blazers team, it shouldn't be a problem to kill the Mavericks.

Durant: What do you mean by "even" the Thunder can sweep the Mavericks? Our regular season record is 2-2. We are a team of the same level. Please show some respect!
During these two days of training, Stephenson was also unexpectedly serious.

After all, he once said that he would help Wei Ge clean up the Heat.

But how can you deal with the Heat without killing other opponents first?

Seeing Stephenson's serious look, Wayne was very relieved.

If Stephenson can really play a role this year, it will undoubtedly be a lot easier to play the Heat.

But Wayne thinks it's better for you to stop practicing and practice how to get a mousse mentality.

after all
Ball skills are actually not your most valuable place, Finsen!

On April 4, the first game day of the playoffs started.

In today's game, the Warriors and the Heat took the lead, and both played extremely efficiently and won the game.

The Warriors faced the Nuggets, and Paoer directly scored 32 points and 11 assists.

Master Huo also had a full meal and scored 21 points.

Today, the Creation War between Master Huo and McGee is simply a live-action version of mindless and unhappy.

George Karl probably regretted letting McGee bring his talents to the Denver Plateau.

Since Big McGee came to the Nuggets, George Karl felt like he would lose two years of his life.

You will be pissed off by Da Maiji's coquettish operation at every turn. Can the elderly bear such anger?
For example, today, when Faried was making a free throw, McGee did not stand under the basket to grab the rebound, but stood directly in the backcourt and waited because he was too tired.

Teammates made free throws, but McGee, as a center, stood in the backcourt. Which coach was not angry.

Moreover, McGee is not standing upright in the backcourt.

He stands like a socialite, hands on hips, legs crossed, God knows what he's thinking!
Then there was a timeout, and George Karl asked McGee why he didn't go to the rim to grab the rebound.

McGee's answer almost made George Karl angry.

"Anyway, this situation can't win Howard's, I might as well be wary of their counterattack~"

After finishing speaking, he still had a "coach, do you think I'm smart" expression.

Good guy, this logic is impeccable, George Karl almost died on the spot.

Life discount!
Howard had a stern face throughout the game today, and those who didn't know thought who owed him millions.

This headless and unhappy drama ended with a victory for the Warriors.

On the other side, the Heat VS Magic, the Big Three even scored a score of 100 to 67, which was morally depraved.

Although before the game started, everyone knew that the strength of the Magic and the Heat were not on the same level.

But playing like this is something the fans never expected

What is the concept of scoring 67 points in a single game?
Since the 21st century, 67 points in a single game is the second-lowest single-game score in the playoffs in this history.

You ask why the emphasis is on this historical NBA?We dare not say it, or we will be warned by Paoquan.

After the game, Orlando fans were so angry that they complained wildly on the Internet: "I have never seen a playoff game with 67 points!"

Magic is very arrogant: "Hey, you saw it today."

进入季后赛的全力詹三节比赛就轰下了32分4个篮板4次助攻，全场14中10，命中率高达71.4%。

The Magic's defense is useless. The inside line composed of the big baby Davis and Ryan Anderson is completely unable to resist the impact of James.

Turkoglu did not give James enough pressure on the defensive end.

James was curious, how did he lose to this guy back then!
It is no exaggeration to describe the Magic's defensive performance throughout the game as helpless.

On the contrary, the Heat, because Spoelstra made adequate preparations before the game, did a perfect defense against Monta Ellis.

The whole game, Ellis made only 15 of 3 shots and scored only 11 points.

As an offensive kaleidoscope, he only scored 11 points in a single game.

In contrast, the Heat's tool man point guard Chalmers also scored 11 points in this game.

People are joking that the Magic can give Chalmers a maximum salary contract to start rebuilding.

The outrageous score of this game made Chinese fans ridicule on the Internet.

"Stop playing basketball, Ellis, find a factory and work hard!"

100 to 67, the Heat easily killed the Magic.

Wayne watched the live broadcast of these two games, you two are showing me your muscles by playing so hard against a weak team.

Then Wayne must not be outdone, as if someone has no muscles.

So the next day, the Mavericks were brutally beaten by the Blazers.

In the original history, although the Thunder swept the Mavericks 4-0, there were three games in which the scores were very anxious.

In G1 of the series, the Thunder even relied on Durant's lore to win the game.

But when the Blazers came, they didn't have to deal with so many bells and whistles with the Mavericks.

Arrange for Mavericks directly!

At the beginning of the game, Wayne, as the head star, scored 6 points in a row on Dirk.

Dirk's pace is much slower this year than it was last season, and Wayne feels like the Mavericks' overall defense isn't as aggressive as it was last season.

Of course, defense has not been Dirk's forte.

Last season, Dirk's defense against Wayne was not so good.But the reason why the Mavericks can live so long is mainly because Dirk and Wayne can compete with each other.

Just one purpose - I can't guard you, and you don't want to guard me.

But this season, Dirk has been unable to score a fake goal on Wayne's head.

Dirk's first shot after coming up was directly blocked by Wayne.

Subsequently, Dirk made his signature golden rooster independent step back.

Although Wayne couldn't cover it, Dirk couldn't make the ball under Wayne's interference.

Seeing Dirk's lips tightly closed, Wayne could clearly feel the unwillingness in his heart.

Right now, he really has more than enough energy.

Terry, another sharp knife of the Mavericks, did not have the magic performance of last season's Western Conference Finals.

Last season, he made various top shots and made various hits.

But this season, his performance is quite in line with his worth.

After halftime, the Blazers led the Mavericks by 21 points.

So much so that in the third quarter, Carlisle had started to play rookies one after another.

Thompson, Green, Stephenson and Giba all got the chance to play.

Although the Mavericks have been disabled, but in any case this is a serious playoff game Well.

It is better to let the young people go up to feel the experience in advance than to rush the ducks to the shelves at the critical moment.

In the first half of the second half of the game, the Mavericks also gave some resistance.

As a result, in the 7th minute of the third quarter, the Mavericks narrowed the point difference to 15 points.

At this point, Carlisle called a timeout and replaced Stephenson and Wayne at the same time.

On Stephenson, I hope Finsen can adapt to the rhythm of the playoffs.

As for Wayne, there is no doubt that they want to stabilize the situation and maintain the double-digit advantage until the fourth quarter.

Before going on stage, Stephenson also patted his chest in front of Wayne solemnly.

"Don't worry Wei Ge, my performance is definitely fine!"

Wayne chuckled, doubtful.

The more you say that, the more worried I become.
However, Stephenson's performance in the first round did not disappoint Wayne.

On the first offense since returning from a timeout, Stephenson confronted Terry from beyond the three-point line.

Using his taller and stronger body, Stephenson pushed Terry into the penalty area and forced a layup.

After the goal, Stephenson frantically pumped Song's own crotch against the Mavericks bench.

Finsen thought to himself, I'm pretending not to embarrass Wei Ge!

I can do other sand sculpture skills!

In fact, Wayne quickly ran away silently covering his face.

Damn, if you don't know how to pretend to beep, don't pretend to be okay!

If you do this kind of celebration and get hit, I can't help you!
It's also thanks to the fact that most of the Mavericks are composed of veterans who are calm and calm. They know that Stephenson has no malicious intentions, but simply has a problem with his brain.

Otherwise, there will inevitably be a fierce battle today.

Well, although Stephenson's celebratory action stretched his hips a bit, the goal just now was indeed beautiful.

Dare to fight and fight hard in the playoffs, this is what the Trail Blazers need.

Following the beautiful goal just now, Stephenson contributed another extremely brilliant defense.

This time the Mavericks attacked, Dirk was completely covered by Wayne, so the old Kidd could only hand the ball to Terry.

Terry faced Stephenson with the ball, and seeing the rookie's wise eyes, he suddenly lost his temper.

Damn, I am a big jet, and I was bullied by this mentally handicapped child just now.

This is simply a humiliation to me!
So, Terry decided to play Finsen without hesitation.

Terry began dribbling the ball alternately with left and right hands, and then suddenly brought the ball back to his waist with one hand.

Finsen saw that Terry was about to pull out, so he jumped up and prepared to block it.

"Hmph, mentally retarded is mentally retarded!" Terry smiled slightly, dribbling past Finsen.

He just made a fake gesture of praying to Buddha, and someone bit him even with such a straight hook.

Terry easily went into the penalty area and raised his hand for a layup.

The sister-in-law was stuck tightly by Heywood, unable to move.

Wayne was pushed beyond the three-point line by Dekla, and it was difficult to get back to the penalty area no matter how fast he was.

It seems that as long as Terry does not have the exception of Tony and Mr. Turtle missing an overhead basket, the ball will basically be stable.

Tony, Mr. Turtle: Hehe, are you kidding, is it so easy to learn to miss an empty basket?As No.1 in active duty, Wayne can't even learn it!
Terry jumped up lightly and threw the ball to the basket.

But as soon as he threw the ball, he felt a huge impact coming from behind him.

In the next second, a big hand appeared above Terry's head and pushed the basketball onto the backboard!

In the Trail Blazers, Wayne is undoubtedly the most capable of nailing the big hat.

But Terry is sure that the ball is not Wayne's risk.

Because that hand is dark!

Really. Mafia!

Terry fell heavily off the baseline, turned his head, and saw Stephenson holding a basketball in his hand, grinning at himself.

Well, although Finsen tried hard to look fierce.

But he didn't know at all that his current expression had zero deterrence and full sand sculpture value.

A Fensen pretends to beep and fails again!

What's more embarrassing is that he didn't know that he had failed to pretend to beep, and he kept staring at Terry.

Terry was sitting on the ground. Although he was embarrassed by being chased, he almost couldn't help laughing when he looked at Stephenson!

But just like before, although Finsen's pretense is not very good, this one is really beautiful.

After seeing Finsen being thrown away, Wayne had already accepted the fact that Terry scored a goal.

Who knows that Finsen's pursuit is very active, and the last shot is even more desperate.

"Lance Stephenson, you're such a good chaser! In this year's playoffs, these young players from the Trail Blazers will definitely play a huge role!"

The fans are cheering and the commentators are shouting.

This is Stephenson's first bright moment in the playoffs.

Wayne looked at Finsen and nodded silently.

Well, in this state, it should be enough for you to torture Mousse.

Embarrassed, Terry hurriedly got up and returned to the defense pretending not to care, and Wayne also approached Finsen.

"Quick, give me the ball, it's time for us to counterattack!"

Hearing Wayne's yelling, Biffenson recovered from his narcissism.

He was still secretly complacent in his heart: "Hey, this attack and one defense can be regarded as my status as the strongest rookie in the Blazers! That old boy Terry must be scared!"

"Hurry up, pass the ball!" Wayne yelled again when he saw Finsen standing there giggling.

"Okay, Brother Wei has caught it!" Stephenson passed the ball to Wayne with both hands.

But seeing Terry standing obliquely behind Wayne and waiting for an opportunity to steal, Finson wanted to play tricks on Terry.

So Stephenson temporarily changed the direction of the pass and made a fake pass towards Terry.

but.
In the process, Stephenson suddenly slipped his hand, causing the basketball to fly out.

However, because Stephenson's passing force is in an arc, the basketball did not fly directly to Terry, but also circled a half circle in an arc, and flew directly out of the baseline behind Stephenson!
Banana pass!

"Fuck!" Stephenson hurried to chase the ball, but it was too late.

The referee stared at Stephenson with his whistle in his mouth, and was stunned for a long time before finally blowing his whistle to signal Stephenson to go out of bounds.

Can you not be stunned?

The referee has never seen such a turning pass by Liu Bi in his life!
Obviously it was passed to the front, but the result was that the basketball could turn around and pass behind him.

High!

Beckham was in tears when he saw it.

Just now, people also said that the chase was Stephenson's first highlight moment in the playoffs.

Who would have thought that he immediately created a second highlight moment, and it was even more exciting than the first one!
Wayne looked at the basketball on the ground, lost in thought.

Why, I actually have expectations for this kind of abnormal person?

I want you to practice hard to torture Mousse, not to torture me!
Du Xiaoshuai: Hahahaha, you know how it feels to be tortured by teammates, right? Hahahaha!

Stephenson turned around and looked at Wayne innocently: "Brother Wei, listen to my explanation."

"Stop talking, I'd like to call you Brother Fen, go down and rest, rather don't get tired!"

"Hahahahaha, you Sabi, hahahaha!" Terry covered his stomach with a smile, your ball can be pushed forward 50 years, and no one can pass it back 50 years!

That's not right, such a short pass can be missed, you will never find a second in the NBA.

"Hush~ You were blocked by a Saby just now!" At this moment, Stephenson appeared in Terry's ear leisurely, and said something abruptly.

"Hahahahaha, yes yes yes, I was fooled by Sabi, and I was stared at by Sabi hahahahaha!"

Finsen looked at Terry so happy and was very puzzled.

Is my trash talk not enough trash?
Wayne: No, your trash talk is trash!
This episode of Stephenson surprised Carlisle.

But fortunately, Finsen returned to normal after that, defending, scoring and organizing a triathlon.

However, no matter how well he performed, he could not restore the reputation of this game.

Mousse, who was watching the game, laughed so hard that his stomach ached. If the Blazers had a few more people like this, the game wouldn't have to be played.

Well, Mousse still doesn't know that this Sabi in his eyes will bring him an extraordinary gaming experience.

A person who can torture Wayne to the point of insanity, wouldn't it be easy to torture a mousse?

Lao Zhan thought his opponent was Wayne, he was too small, and the pattern was too small!

With the embellishment of Stephenson's exquisite pass, this suspenseful game was not so boring.

95 to 79, the Trail Blazers easily killed the Mavericks at home, leading the total score 1-0.

After the game, the reporters wanted to interview Wayne, but found Wayne and Finsen happily chasing and playing with each other.

The on-site commentator smiled slightly: "Look, Wei is celebrating his victory~"

Finsen: Be happy, sister!

好吧，人们只记得芬森的鬼魅香蕉球，却都忽略了韦恩三节比赛就拿下了31分10个篮板6次助攻2个抢断1个盖帽的数据，且命中率高达73.3%。

Overwhelm the mousse!

It also only played three quarters, but Wayne's statistics in all aspects are better than yesterday's Mousse.

The muscles are so show off that there is no trace at all.

But it doesn't matter if you don't see it now, when the fight really starts, the Heat will know the pain~
Some people's IQ is everything.

And some people's IQ is just a cover~
　The first update is here, Lao Ge is begging for a guaranteed monthly pass!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)