The happy man of Konoha no Hagi

Chapter 553 The Meaning of Existence

"This is pig's head meat with honey and rattan pepper. Madam, please have a taste."

In the hall, Danzo sat on the main seat with Chiyo in his arms, with a happy face.

With a lovely wife and beautiful family members by his side, disciples who are filial and nice to speak, what is there not to be satisfied with, an old man over half a century old?

Chiyo took a small bite, praised the deliciousness, then picked up a thermos pot and poured the orange juice inside into Danzo's mouth.

After moistening his throat, Danzo became more and more happy, and even came to the stage to perform a live performance of Konoha Shake.

"Don't worry everyone, the Heishui Building can withstand a magnitude 15 earthquake!"

Yasuo's chanting appeased the guests, and everyone returned to their seats, enjoying the food and watching the dance of the head of the group.

"As expected of Konoha Dance King, Uncle Danzo's dancing posture is really pleasing to the eye!"

Sarutobi Shinnosuke was black and thin.

As Uchiha Tatsuo's adjutant, he is in charge of oil exploration in Sand Hidden Village.

In the vast desert, under the rolling yellow sand, there are heart-pounding wealth, and Shinnosuke led his supercilious and oily girl squad to search for the mine day and night.

Although it feels good to contribute to Konoha, Shinnosuke was very happy to return to his long-lost hometown and participate in the birthday party of Uncle Danzo who cared for him since he was a child.

However, Lake Biwa on the side obviously didn't look very well.

She forked a prawn on the plate and dipped it in the sauce dish on the side. She was about to put it in her mouth, but the building moved again, the prawn fell on the table, and the chopsticks were inserted into her nostrils.

Hold the nosebleed, and at the same time throw the prawns into the mouth to chew while no one is around, the fresh fragrance of the sea fills the taste buds in a moment, making people extremely satisfied.

This kid Jiraiya finally did something serious, this ocean fishing is indeed a great thing that benefits Konoha!

After swallowing the prawns, Lake Biwa glanced at Danzo who was in the damping vibration, shook his head and said, "Although Danzo's dance is full of power and beauty, it lacks a sense of rhythm."

"My lord, I don't agree with that."

Shinnosuke, who was black and thin and thin like a San, retorted: "Look at Uncle Danzo's buttocks, every inch of muscle is beating rhythmically, and the huge elasticity is compressing and rebounding repeatedly. How can it be said that there is no sense of rhythm?"

After a pause, he looked at the nosebleed flowing from between Lake Biwa's fingers, and said, "Mother, you don't have to be inconsistent, aren't you also conquered by Uncle Danzo's masculine charm?"

boom!

Lake Biwa punched the eldest son on the back of the head heavily, and said angrily, "Don't say strange things, your father just ran away from home for less than a year!"

With that said, Lake Biwa took out his phone and opened a video of a dance fight.

"Look, this is called dancing, this is called rhythm, this guy Danzo is still far behind!"

The loss of the Wulin hegemony last time was the biggest pain in Lake Biwa's heart, second only to Rizhan's departure.

What she is showing Shinnosuke now is the scene of the competition between Mr. Beaver and Danzo, in which Beaver is performing a ghost step dance at a pace that the six relatives do not recognize.

"hiss--"

Shinnosuke let out a gasping sound, and praised: "Although I still appreciate Uncle Danzo's masculine dancing posture more, this kind of dance is also very contagious, especially the two light sticks, so cool..."

The lights during the fight dance were a bit dim, and the long teeth that were bloodshot due to dancing, under the transmission of the red light of the true vision guards, looked unusually coquettish and beautiful.

At the same time, at the corner of the venue, the beaver was poking plates of delicacies with its long teeth.

If it weren't for the fact that the whole pig banquet on the table was not large enough and fed enough, the beaver's behavior could be called a whirlwind.

Swish swish!

The old beaver pointed his tusks at the food, then shook his head, his gray and thin hair was like the hairs on the neck of a vulture, flying as he shook his head.

The blood flowed, and after the red light passed, a huge hoof was divided by the long teeth into pieces of fat but not greasy meat.

The old beaver raised his head again, and the piece of meat was picked into Sasuke and Obito's plate.

"Eat all of you, what am I doing looking at the teacher!"

Sasuke stared blankly at the shaved pieces of meat, but Obito picked up the meat cut by Master and began to chew it.

The old beaver poked a piece of fat with his long teeth in dissatisfaction, and stuffed it into Sasuke's mouth.

"Sasuke, why are you frowning? Today is the day when the first film invested by Beaver Entertainment will be released. You should be happy!"

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Sasuke almost choked to death, and quickly shook his hand, "I'm full...full...ahem!"

"Hey, you're obviously not full, even your belly isn't bulging."

The beaver old man shook his head, with a look of reminiscence in his eyes: "Do you think that being a teacher is just for the sake of appetite?"

Both Sasuke and Obito nodded subconsciously, their movements very neat.

"No!"

The beaver old man's expression was very sacred: "This old man is a person who has died once, and he has lived through an extremely difficult time.

On the boundless sea, oh no, under the sunless underground, wasting food is an unforgivable crime.

The old man has eaten the roots of lizards, ants, mice, earthworms, and various unknown plants. It is because of these things that the old man survived.

It was that experience that made the old man understand the difference between life and death!

When people are alive, they have to eat, eat meat, and eat all kinds of things!

This old man is a remnant of the old era, and there is no boat for me in the new era!

The old man should have died, but he lingered on until now.

And the constant eating of these foods is to find the sense of reality that I am still alive! ~burp~"

After drinking too much orange soda, the old man beaver hiccupped and glanced secretly. Seeing the shocked expressions on the faces of the two disciples, as if their brains had froze, he quickly stuffed another piece of pig intestine into his mouth.

The old beaver cried happily.

Danzo kid, why don't you celebrate your birthday every day!

Such expensive pork, relying on the old man's two unsatisfactory disciples, one showing off and the other swallowing light bulbs, really can't afford it!

Rubbing his stomach, Beaver frowned.

He scolded in a low voice: "The old man finally got full, you damn civet cat, you stole it again!"

At this time, Shouhe's lazy voice sounded in the old man's mind, "Don't be so stingy, as a senior..."

"Huh?" The old beaver snorted coldly.

"Uh, it's Jinchuriki of the civet cat, Madara-sama, you should eat more free food, I'll help you share some, that's a good thing! Besides, when I made that movie called something, I had credit for it ah……"

"Hmph, what you said makes a little bit of sense, but I've said it many times, don't call me Madara, the strange man who used to dance with Hashirama is dead, and now there's only the ordinary old man Beaver.

By the way, speaking of movies, you did a good job, let's add a chicken leg to you! "

As he said that, with a flash of red light, Kado, who was holding up the chicken leg at the next table and was about to swallow it in one bite, suddenly took a bite.

Seeing that his hands were empty, Kado scratched his head.

Where's my chicken leg?

How about a big chicken leg?

At this time, Uzumaki Suzumi noticed her lover's movement, hugged him into her arms, and said happily: "Little Kado, I knew you could do it, eat more, and you will definitely become a strong man!"

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Thank you jojo for the rewards. 110.

To be honest, I really don’t want to give any more rewards, I am ashamed of receiving siu mai, I am ashamed of receiving it!

My stomach hurts a bit today, and I will be hospitalized tomorrow. I hope everyone can wait for me to come back.

It's a minor operation, so it shouldn't take long!

Thank you!

Gone today, ┗( T﹏T )┛

(End of this chapter)