The happy man of Konoha no Hagi
Chapter 552 Yasuo presents a poem
Chapter 552 Yasuo presents a poem
At ten o'clock in the morning, the guests came one after another.
They include the best of the Anbu elites, the old relatives and friends of Danzang, and the disciples and grandchildren of all walks of life. The entire Heishui headquarters gradually became lively.
Kado was very busy, not only had to direct the waiters to arrange the venue and guide the guests, but the most difficult job was to supervise the cooking of the [-] pigs in the kitchen.
Fortunately, his lover, Uzumaki Suzumi led several colleagues to help.
Uzumaki Suzumi held a two hundred catties big white pig in one hand, walking like flying.
With the help of his lover, Kado escaped triumphantly.
He found Yasuo who was drinking coffee and playing poker with Orochimaru and Tsunade on the huge terrace, and asked worriedly:
"My lord, why hasn't Elder Danzang come here? You probably overslept, right?"
"Um……"
Yasuo looked at the time, shook his head and said, "Don't worry, my teacher is a very time-conscious person, if he says it's 10:30, it will definitely be 10:30."
A gust of wind blew, and Tsunade smoothed the messy hair on his forehead, and said with emotion:
“This place is really nice, great view, fresh air!”
Orochimaru also smiled and said, "From here you can see the small flower garden and pond of Hatake's house."
At this time, a short-haired girl was holding a large potted plant, and because of the wind, she swayed and lost her balance.
"Jing Yin, you are already the attending doctor, and you are still so clumsy!"
Orochimaru caught Shizune, and Tsunade tapped her head lightly.
Orochimaru smiled and said: "You are too strict with your disciples."
Jing Yin stuck out her tongue: "Sorry, I just think that if this potted plant is placed in that position, the scenery will be more harmonious."
Hearing this, Tsunade's chest heaved even more violently, and she complained angrily: "How dare you say this, how long has it been since you have taken care of Natoki! Natoki has become like that, you as a teacher You also have an unshirkable responsibility!"
"So I still have a disciple? I'm sorry, I've forgotten!" Orochimaru covered his mouth and smiled.
"Okay, stop bickering, you two. Speaking of which, didn't that fellow Jiraiya say he's going to rush back, and is there any mysterious gift he wants to give?" Yasuo said.
"That guy is too unreliable. The last time he came back to campaign for Hokage, he actually put forward such a slogan, and was kicked out of the house by Nonoyu." Tsunade pouted, disdainful.
"Violent woman, speaking ill of people behind their backs is a very disrespectful behavior!"
Yasuo turned his head and saw that Jiraiya was wearing a set of sailor's clothes, with an oiled forehead around his waist, and he was wearing a dissatisfied look.
"Hehe, isn't what I said the truth? Otherwise, why didn't you attend with Nonoyu?" Tsunade raised the wine glass from the table, shook the grape stuff inside, and took a small sip.
Jiraiya also glared at Tsunade, then turned his head and said, "That's me, that's preparing a gift for Uncle Danzo, okay? After the luncheon is over, I'll go find Nonoyu!"
"Hey, what is your gift?" Yasuo asked curiously, "Is it a porn magazine again?"
"Wandering in the sea all year round, those magazines are my lifeblood, of course not!"
"That is?"
"look!"
Following the direction Jiraiya pointed at, Yasuo saw a cloud of smoke approaching quickly.
"What the hell is this?"
Yasuo put down the one-on-three that he had been pinching for several rounds, stuffed it into the deck, and stood up in surprise.
Looking from the big terrace, there seemed to be something behind the cloud of smoke, and when he got close, Yasuo gasped.
"Kay! Dragging a whale to run under the sun, this is youth!"
"Father, I will surpass him in your youth!"
"Oh, oh, you two bastards, I want to follow in the footsteps of youth!"
It turned out that the cloud of smoke and dust was produced by the father and son of Matt Day and Matt Kay dragging a whale, while Matt Kay's grandfather, Ma Tewei, was chasing after him with a cane.
"How is it? After going to sea for so long, I finally caught the real Kunkun!" Zilai also said proudly.
This whale is slightly smaller than the one that Danzo caught with bare hands back then, and Jiraiya and others spent a lot of effort to catch it.
The whale is made of meat, which cannot compare with the quality of the big golden statue, so two people with melon skins are enough to drag it.
Once they dragged the whale under the Blackwater building, how to transport it into the building became a problem.
In the end, Uzumaki Suzumi led her colleagues, lowered the rope from the terrace, and began to hang the whale up.
This is much more laborious than dragging a whale.
Even if there are ten Anbu elites, they have to carefully and slowly pull the rope.
"Yasuo, how is your master going to enter this building? Isn't this door too small? It's only three meters wide!"
Looking at the whale in mid-air, Jiraiya raised his own doubts.
Yasuo blinked his eyes, and pondered: "Well, the teacher really didn't go the right way, he was..."
At this moment, a black spot in the distant sky suddenly enlarged rapidly, and made a sharp sound of breaking through the air.
"This is……"
Jiraiya raised his head in surprise, his face turned pale, "This is Uncle Danzo's secret technique, the elastic slingshot!"
It's too late, it's too soon.
The flying meatballs flew across the air, and suddenly reached out to take the whale into his arms.
puff!
There is no huge impact sound as expected.
Under the cushion of a large amount of elastic fat, Danzo landed safely on the terrace with the whale in his arms.
"Yo, this snack is good, Ziraiya, you have a heart!" Danzo put his knees on his shoulders, and lifted the whale on his shoulders, showing a childlike smile.
Today's old birthday boy arrived, and everyone sent him blessings and gifts one after another.
Fu Yue stuffed the damn Hokage robe under the bed today, and came in casual clothes.
He respectfully presented a recharge card with [-] million point coupons, and said, "Uncle Gen, I really didn't deliberately lure you to blow up your equipment with that Sky-shaking Demon God the day before yesterday, you have to believe me...
This point card is my little idea, hoping to make the roots of Konoha grow stronger! "
"Hmph, forget it, anyway, the old man is used to it, Hokage-sama, please do it yourself!"
Danzo pointed his nostrils at Fuyue. Although he had 3 million coupons, he couldn't appease his anger that the character was killed by Fuyue's monster when he peed within [-] minutes of leaving.
After all, Fu Yue is the Hokage in name, so it is reasonable to be the first to give gifts.
Although it is a mascot, it is also elected by the people, right?
But there was a disagreement on who was the second to present the gift.
Mito Menyan and Zhuanqian Xiaoharu both stood up, wanting to give their presents.
But a purple figure and a yellow figure sprinted in front of them with a "swoosh" to seize the opportunity.
"Huh, Hatake Yasuo, we are classmates of Danzo, and you are a student of Danzo, don't you think you are going too far?"
Turning to bed Xiaochun said angrily: "And what's the matter with this yellow-haired boy, why is he also in front of us?"
Yasuo patted the shy Minato next to him, and said, "Hehe, are you two actually here? Sorry? I thought they belonged to the oily girl family. It's so insignificant. I'm so sorry!"
With that said, Yasuo took out a beautiful calligraphy and painting, turned his head and said to Danzo who was carrying the whale:
"Master, this calligraphy was completed by me and Minato, please accept it!"
"Yo? Rebel, I thought you were going to send food again, but I didn't expect it to be calligraphy and painting. Speaking of which, your calligraphy looks like a dog's paw. Can you see people?" Danzang asked with a smile.
Yasuo blushed, and said: "The writing is written by Minato, this guy is very flirty, and the writing is very good."
At this time, Zhuanzhu Xiaochun took out a set of calligraphy from the relatively dull Mitomon Yan's arms, and said with a sneer, "What a coincidence, I also just wrote a calligraphy and gave it to Danzo."
In fact, this time, Xiaochun turned to bed and Xiaochun really planned to show his favor to Danzo.
She has been an idler for 20 years, and if she does not resume her status as a consultant, this matter will probably be closed forever.
It's just that this old guy's brain has always been not very good, and he begged Danzo to do something, but he didn't please Danzo's precious apprentice Yasuo.
With such a brain circuit with few nerves, it's no wonder that in the original time and space, Konoha will be tossed into ruins, and even in the blogger's biography, Hai Laodang plays the role of a shit-stirring stick.
Turning to sleep, Xiaochun opened his own handwriting, and there was a big word "forbearance" written inside, and then there was a small piece of text next to "forbearance".
"Danzo, Teacher Tokena taught us the way of tolerance. The so-called ninja refers to a person who can endure.
The most important thing about a ninja's talent is not how many techniques you can use, but the perseverance to never give up. "
Speaking of this, Zhuanzhu Xiaochun seemed to think of the time when everyone was studying together, and he was actually moved.
I want to contribute to Konoha, I can't do without Konoha, this is my unremitting way of ninja!
It's a pity that Danzo didn't seem to hear her heart, nor did she resonate with her words.
Danzo reached out to take the word.
Since the whale he was carrying had its tail in front and its head hung behind its back, Danzo rolled up the words and randomly stuffed them into the indescribable part of the whale's buttocks.
"Teacher Tokena's ninja way is very good, but I have found a better ninja way. To a large extent, this old man learned from Yasuo. This is called teaching and learning!"
Danzo turned his head, took Yasuo's words, put them in his arms, and said lovingly: "As a ninja, the most important thing is to be happy. Are you hungry? Let me cook a whale for you?"
"Tuanzo you..."
Turning to bed, Xiaochun's old face flushed, and suddenly his eyes narrowed.
She saw half of Yasuo's handwriting protruding from Danzo's arms, and she had a strange look on her face.
"Danzo, do you dare to read the words written by Yasuo?"
"Why don't you dare?"
Danzo felt inexplicable, calling Yasuo a traitor all day long was a pet name, and he didn't think Yasuo would write anything bad to him.
So he took out his writing and read it word by word: "This... this master is not human?"
"Hehe, Danzo, Danzo, you have taught a white-eyed wolf in vain!"
Turning to bed Xiaochun smiled very proudly, seeing this sentence just now.
"To shut up!"
It was Danzo himself who scolded her, while Yasuo stood aside with his arms crossed, not panicking at all.
Danzo glared at Yasuo angrily, and continued reading.
"This master is not a human being, he is invincible in the ninja world and can be called a god!"
"Ah?" After listening to the second sentence, the transfer pro Xiaochun was stunned. Is there such shameless flattery in the world?
The god of the ninja world, that is the first Hokage-sama!
But Danzo didn't care about his reaction, and continued to read: "The disciples and grandchildren are all thieves, steal the fat pig to thank the master!"
After Danzang finished reading the poems, he felt that his whole body was sublimated. Sure enough, reading poems makes people happy.
"Haha, good poetry, Yasuo, Minato, you're making me hungry.
I heard that [-] pigs were prepared today, and the old man can’t finish them all by himself, at most a third of them. Let’s enjoy the delicious food together! "
With that said, Danzo picked up the whale and walked towards the hall full of food.
…………
…………
Thank you Xianyu Sanren and jojo for their rewards! or2! !
109
There will probably be an operation on Wednesday, and the inflammation will not go away. Let me inform you in advance, dear readers, kowtow! !
Thanks: Classmate Zifeng rewarded 100 book coins
(End of this chapter)
At ten o'clock in the morning, the guests came one after another.
They include the best of the Anbu elites, the old relatives and friends of Danzang, and the disciples and grandchildren of all walks of life. The entire Heishui headquarters gradually became lively.
Kado was very busy, not only had to direct the waiters to arrange the venue and guide the guests, but the most difficult job was to supervise the cooking of the [-] pigs in the kitchen.
Fortunately, his lover, Uzumaki Suzumi led several colleagues to help.
Uzumaki Suzumi held a two hundred catties big white pig in one hand, walking like flying.
With the help of his lover, Kado escaped triumphantly.
He found Yasuo who was drinking coffee and playing poker with Orochimaru and Tsunade on the huge terrace, and asked worriedly:
"My lord, why hasn't Elder Danzang come here? You probably overslept, right?"
"Um……"
Yasuo looked at the time, shook his head and said, "Don't worry, my teacher is a very time-conscious person, if he says it's 10:30, it will definitely be 10:30."
A gust of wind blew, and Tsunade smoothed the messy hair on his forehead, and said with emotion:
“This place is really nice, great view, fresh air!”
Orochimaru also smiled and said, "From here you can see the small flower garden and pond of Hatake's house."
At this time, a short-haired girl was holding a large potted plant, and because of the wind, she swayed and lost her balance.
"Jing Yin, you are already the attending doctor, and you are still so clumsy!"
Orochimaru caught Shizune, and Tsunade tapped her head lightly.
Orochimaru smiled and said: "You are too strict with your disciples."
Jing Yin stuck out her tongue: "Sorry, I just think that if this potted plant is placed in that position, the scenery will be more harmonious."
Hearing this, Tsunade's chest heaved even more violently, and she complained angrily: "How dare you say this, how long has it been since you have taken care of Natoki! Natoki has become like that, you as a teacher You also have an unshirkable responsibility!"
"So I still have a disciple? I'm sorry, I've forgotten!" Orochimaru covered his mouth and smiled.
"Okay, stop bickering, you two. Speaking of which, didn't that fellow Jiraiya say he's going to rush back, and is there any mysterious gift he wants to give?" Yasuo said.
"That guy is too unreliable. The last time he came back to campaign for Hokage, he actually put forward such a slogan, and was kicked out of the house by Nonoyu." Tsunade pouted, disdainful.
"Violent woman, speaking ill of people behind their backs is a very disrespectful behavior!"
Yasuo turned his head and saw that Jiraiya was wearing a set of sailor's clothes, with an oiled forehead around his waist, and he was wearing a dissatisfied look.
"Hehe, isn't what I said the truth? Otherwise, why didn't you attend with Nonoyu?" Tsunade raised the wine glass from the table, shook the grape stuff inside, and took a small sip.
Jiraiya also glared at Tsunade, then turned his head and said, "That's me, that's preparing a gift for Uncle Danzo, okay? After the luncheon is over, I'll go find Nonoyu!"
"Hey, what is your gift?" Yasuo asked curiously, "Is it a porn magazine again?"
"Wandering in the sea all year round, those magazines are my lifeblood, of course not!"
"That is?"
"look!"
Following the direction Jiraiya pointed at, Yasuo saw a cloud of smoke approaching quickly.
"What the hell is this?"
Yasuo put down the one-on-three that he had been pinching for several rounds, stuffed it into the deck, and stood up in surprise.
Looking from the big terrace, there seemed to be something behind the cloud of smoke, and when he got close, Yasuo gasped.
"Kay! Dragging a whale to run under the sun, this is youth!"
"Father, I will surpass him in your youth!"
"Oh, oh, you two bastards, I want to follow in the footsteps of youth!"
It turned out that the cloud of smoke and dust was produced by the father and son of Matt Day and Matt Kay dragging a whale, while Matt Kay's grandfather, Ma Tewei, was chasing after him with a cane.
"How is it? After going to sea for so long, I finally caught the real Kunkun!" Zilai also said proudly.
This whale is slightly smaller than the one that Danzo caught with bare hands back then, and Jiraiya and others spent a lot of effort to catch it.
The whale is made of meat, which cannot compare with the quality of the big golden statue, so two people with melon skins are enough to drag it.
Once they dragged the whale under the Blackwater building, how to transport it into the building became a problem.
In the end, Uzumaki Suzumi led her colleagues, lowered the rope from the terrace, and began to hang the whale up.
This is much more laborious than dragging a whale.
Even if there are ten Anbu elites, they have to carefully and slowly pull the rope.
"Yasuo, how is your master going to enter this building? Isn't this door too small? It's only three meters wide!"
Looking at the whale in mid-air, Jiraiya raised his own doubts.
Yasuo blinked his eyes, and pondered: "Well, the teacher really didn't go the right way, he was..."
At this moment, a black spot in the distant sky suddenly enlarged rapidly, and made a sharp sound of breaking through the air.
"This is……"
Jiraiya raised his head in surprise, his face turned pale, "This is Uncle Danzo's secret technique, the elastic slingshot!"
It's too late, it's too soon.
The flying meatballs flew across the air, and suddenly reached out to take the whale into his arms.
puff!
There is no huge impact sound as expected.
Under the cushion of a large amount of elastic fat, Danzo landed safely on the terrace with the whale in his arms.
"Yo, this snack is good, Ziraiya, you have a heart!" Danzo put his knees on his shoulders, and lifted the whale on his shoulders, showing a childlike smile.
Today's old birthday boy arrived, and everyone sent him blessings and gifts one after another.
Fu Yue stuffed the damn Hokage robe under the bed today, and came in casual clothes.
He respectfully presented a recharge card with [-] million point coupons, and said, "Uncle Gen, I really didn't deliberately lure you to blow up your equipment with that Sky-shaking Demon God the day before yesterday, you have to believe me...
This point card is my little idea, hoping to make the roots of Konoha grow stronger! "
"Hmph, forget it, anyway, the old man is used to it, Hokage-sama, please do it yourself!"
Danzo pointed his nostrils at Fuyue. Although he had 3 million coupons, he couldn't appease his anger that the character was killed by Fuyue's monster when he peed within [-] minutes of leaving.
After all, Fu Yue is the Hokage in name, so it is reasonable to be the first to give gifts.
Although it is a mascot, it is also elected by the people, right?
But there was a disagreement on who was the second to present the gift.
Mito Menyan and Zhuanqian Xiaoharu both stood up, wanting to give their presents.
But a purple figure and a yellow figure sprinted in front of them with a "swoosh" to seize the opportunity.
"Huh, Hatake Yasuo, we are classmates of Danzo, and you are a student of Danzo, don't you think you are going too far?"
Turning to bed Xiaochun said angrily: "And what's the matter with this yellow-haired boy, why is he also in front of us?"
Yasuo patted the shy Minato next to him, and said, "Hehe, are you two actually here? Sorry? I thought they belonged to the oily girl family. It's so insignificant. I'm so sorry!"
With that said, Yasuo took out a beautiful calligraphy and painting, turned his head and said to Danzo who was carrying the whale:
"Master, this calligraphy was completed by me and Minato, please accept it!"
"Yo? Rebel, I thought you were going to send food again, but I didn't expect it to be calligraphy and painting. Speaking of which, your calligraphy looks like a dog's paw. Can you see people?" Danzang asked with a smile.
Yasuo blushed, and said: "The writing is written by Minato, this guy is very flirty, and the writing is very good."
At this time, Zhuanzhu Xiaochun took out a set of calligraphy from the relatively dull Mitomon Yan's arms, and said with a sneer, "What a coincidence, I also just wrote a calligraphy and gave it to Danzo."
In fact, this time, Xiaochun turned to bed and Xiaochun really planned to show his favor to Danzo.
She has been an idler for 20 years, and if she does not resume her status as a consultant, this matter will probably be closed forever.
It's just that this old guy's brain has always been not very good, and he begged Danzo to do something, but he didn't please Danzo's precious apprentice Yasuo.
With such a brain circuit with few nerves, it's no wonder that in the original time and space, Konoha will be tossed into ruins, and even in the blogger's biography, Hai Laodang plays the role of a shit-stirring stick.
Turning to sleep, Xiaochun opened his own handwriting, and there was a big word "forbearance" written inside, and then there was a small piece of text next to "forbearance".
"Danzo, Teacher Tokena taught us the way of tolerance. The so-called ninja refers to a person who can endure.
The most important thing about a ninja's talent is not how many techniques you can use, but the perseverance to never give up. "
Speaking of this, Zhuanzhu Xiaochun seemed to think of the time when everyone was studying together, and he was actually moved.
I want to contribute to Konoha, I can't do without Konoha, this is my unremitting way of ninja!
It's a pity that Danzo didn't seem to hear her heart, nor did she resonate with her words.
Danzo reached out to take the word.
Since the whale he was carrying had its tail in front and its head hung behind its back, Danzo rolled up the words and randomly stuffed them into the indescribable part of the whale's buttocks.
"Teacher Tokena's ninja way is very good, but I have found a better ninja way. To a large extent, this old man learned from Yasuo. This is called teaching and learning!"
Danzo turned his head, took Yasuo's words, put them in his arms, and said lovingly: "As a ninja, the most important thing is to be happy. Are you hungry? Let me cook a whale for you?"
"Tuanzo you..."
Turning to bed, Xiaochun's old face flushed, and suddenly his eyes narrowed.
She saw half of Yasuo's handwriting protruding from Danzo's arms, and she had a strange look on her face.
"Danzo, do you dare to read the words written by Yasuo?"
"Why don't you dare?"
Danzo felt inexplicable, calling Yasuo a traitor all day long was a pet name, and he didn't think Yasuo would write anything bad to him.
So he took out his writing and read it word by word: "This... this master is not human?"
"Hehe, Danzo, Danzo, you have taught a white-eyed wolf in vain!"
Turning to bed Xiaochun smiled very proudly, seeing this sentence just now.
"To shut up!"
It was Danzo himself who scolded her, while Yasuo stood aside with his arms crossed, not panicking at all.
Danzo glared at Yasuo angrily, and continued reading.
"This master is not a human being, he is invincible in the ninja world and can be called a god!"
"Ah?" After listening to the second sentence, the transfer pro Xiaochun was stunned. Is there such shameless flattery in the world?
The god of the ninja world, that is the first Hokage-sama!
But Danzo didn't care about his reaction, and continued to read: "The disciples and grandchildren are all thieves, steal the fat pig to thank the master!"
After Danzang finished reading the poems, he felt that his whole body was sublimated. Sure enough, reading poems makes people happy.
"Haha, good poetry, Yasuo, Minato, you're making me hungry.
I heard that [-] pigs were prepared today, and the old man can’t finish them all by himself, at most a third of them. Let’s enjoy the delicious food together! "
With that said, Danzo picked up the whale and walked towards the hall full of food.
…………
…………
Thank you Xianyu Sanren and jojo for their rewards! or2! !
109
There will probably be an operation on Wednesday, and the inflammation will not go away. Let me inform you in advance, dear readers, kowtow! !
Thanks: Classmate Zifeng rewarded 100 book coins
(End of this chapter)
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