Lord God Space: I am in a mental hospital at the beginning!

Early the next morning.

Xiao Ruoyu followed Uncle Jiu and Xiaoqiang to the restaurant early on.

Xiaoqiang took the lead and ran into the restaurant first.

As he was going up the stairs, he bumped into Mao Shanming who was about to go downstairs for dinner.

The two staggered left and right, each wanting to give way to the other, but in the end they often avoided the same direction at the same time, which made it impossible for the two to make way for the other.

"Oh! It's so annoying!"

Xiaoqiang stopped Mao Shanming against the wall, and turned to look at Uncle Jiu behind him.

"Master, please~"

Xiaoqiang grinned and said to Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Jiu and Xiao Ruoyu hadn't waited to step upstairs.

"Ah!~~"

Xiaoqiang suddenly slipped and almost fell downstairs.

Xiao Ruoyu quickly supported Xiaoqiang with his eyesight and hands.

"Are you OK?"

"It's okay, it's okay, thank you~"

Hearing Xiaoqiang said it was okay, Xiao Ruoyu subconsciously let go of his hand, which made Xiaoqiang fall down again before he had time to stand still.

At this time, Uncle Jiu grabbed Xiaoqiang by the collar and carried him back to his front, reaching out to support him. Xiaoqiang also learned the lesson from before and immediately stood firm.

"You, sleazy hands and feet."

Uncle Jiu glanced at Xiaoqiang in front of him and shook his head helplessly.

"Hey, thank you, master, hmph, the one who helped me is my brother, the only one who can help me is my master~~"

Xiao Qiang gave a cheap laugh, looked at Xiao Ruoyu and snorted disdainfully, and then looked at Uncle Jiu flatteringly.

Mao Shanming "."

Xiao Ruoyu "."

Uncle Jiu has long been used to this apprentice's idiot, and has been completely immune to his usual coquettish operations. Regarding what Xiaoqiang said just now, Uncle Jiu also pretended not to hear it at this time, and walked upstairs as usual.

After coming to the private room.

A huge table is full of dishes.

Around the table sat some gentry merchants with decent reputation and status in the village.

"Ninth Uncle."

"Here comes Uncle Nine."

"Uncle Jiu, sit down quickly."

When the group saw Uncle Jiu coming, they all stood up and greeted Uncle Jiu with smiles.

"Thank you for your honor, sit, sit."

When Uncle Jiu saw this scene, he showed a rare smile, and he was not used to greeting this group of people.

"Uncle Nine, Hi Pipost~Happy birthday, Uncle Nine."

After several people were seated, a fat man in overalls walked in from the door.

The fat man was holding a birthday cake on the table, and was muttering in foreign languages ​​that no one could understand.

But if everyone doesn't understand, it doesn't mean that Xiao Ruoyu doesn't understand.

Hearing Fatty's not-so-standard English, Xiao Ruoyu immediately felt like a family member.

"What's up with Wat Ayu?"

Xiao Ruoyu spoke to the fat man excitedly.

"what?"

The fat man was confused by Xiao Ruoyu's all of a sudden, and he stood there stupidly, at a loss as to what to do.

He really didn't expect that there are people who can understand foreign language today.

Moreover, he used foreign language to chat with himself on the spot.

Fatty learned this sentence of foreign language, and he specially asked the foreign pastor in the town to teach him. How could he understand what Xiao Ruoyu said.

"That, that Hey Pypost. Nothing."

The fat man bit the bullet and replied.

"Okay, okay, sit down and talk, sit down and talk."

Uncle Jiu also saw Fatty's embarrassment, so he stretched out his hand and patted Xiao Ruoyu to relieve Fatty.

"what is this?"

Xiaoqiang didn't notice the embarrassment of the atmosphere, he looked curiously at the cake that the fat man put on the table.

"Ah! This is Western Mooncake, Uncle Jiu, blow out the candles."

Fatty explained to Xiaoqiang with a proud face.

"Ah? So many candles? Are you asking my master to make wax?"

Xiaoqiang looked at the candles on the cake and asked with a smile.

"Hey~ No, this is a good omen. Once the candle is extinguished, there will be a son and a daughter-in-law."

Fatty was also afraid that Uncle Jiu would misunderstand, so he hurriedly explained.

"My master doesn't have a son either, hahahaha."

When Xiaoqiang heard this, he quickly answered, and then turned to look at Uncle Jiu.

I saw Uncle Jiu's face was drawn, and he stared straight at him.

"Uh huh, that, my master treats me like a son, hahaha."

Xiaoqiang had an idea, hugged Uncle Jiu and said with a smirk.

Uncle Jiu shook his head, stood up and lay down in front of the candle.

"call!"

With one breath, the candle went out.

"Okay! I wish you good luck and longevity, I wish you a happy birthday."

As Uncle Jiu blew out the candles, the people at the table sang birthday songs together.

Xiao Ruoyu watched this operation, opened his mouth slightly, he was so stupid that he couldn't be any more stupid.

After a song was sung, everyone raised their glasses and drank together.

Xiao Ruoyu finally got excited when he could eat.

The people at the table toasted to Uncle Jiu in turn, while Xiao Ruoyu ate hard.

"Master, a birthday present for you."

At this time Xiaoqiang suddenly made a sound, took out a small red bag from his pocket and handed it to Uncle Jiu.

"Well, you still have a heart."

Uncle Jiu showed satisfaction, and after giving Xiaoqiang a deep look, he took the bag and was about to open it.

"Go back and take it apart, go back and take it apart, Master."

Seeing Uncle Jiu's actions, Xiaoqiang smiled awkwardly and whispered beside Uncle Jiu.

"It's okay, let me take a look."

Uncle Jiu opened the bag and took a look, only to see a one yuan coin neatly placed in the bag.

Seeing this scene, Uncle Jiu looked at Xiaoqiang meaningfully, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Hey, come on, Uncle Jiu, what did Ah Qiang give you?"

"I guess it's so small, it should be jade."

When everyone saw Xiaoqiang giving Uncle Jiu a gift, they booed curiously.

"Anything is fine."

Uncle Jiu replied casually, and glanced at Xiaoqiang again.

But when he turned around, he saw another exquisitely packaged gift box under Xiaoqiang's body.

Xiaoqiang followed Uncle Jiu's gaze and immediately took the opportunity to step down.

"Oh! The small one is the foreplay, and this one is the gift, hehe, for Master."

Xiaoqiang picked up the gift box he snatched from his companion and handed it to Uncle Jiu.

"You are still a little filial."

Uncle Jiu has a childlike face.

"What do you think this box is?"

"I guess the small one just now is jade, but the big one is amazing. I guess it should be gold."

Seeing that Xiaoqiang gave Uncle Jiu two gifts, everyone guessed again out of curiosity.

With everyone guessing.

Uncle Jiu also opened the gift box at this time.

I saw the gift box opened.

A huge wooden fist rests quietly at the bottom of the gift box.

Before Uncle Jiu could respond.

"duang~~"

The fist flew out like flying.

Hit Uncle Jiu directly in the face.

For an instant.

The audience was silent.

() Xiaoqiang: Master, didn’t I say this letter from you?
( ) Uncle Jiu: Hehe, we are chatting at home at night
(◇) Guest: Uncle Jiu laughed?
⊙﹏⊙Fatty: The last time Uncle Jiu laughed, dozens of people died in the village.