The strongest funny system

"Our school wants to take down sketches and dances."

"Wow, that's amazing." Ouhe echoed from the side, with a disgusted expression on his face.

Ning Yunlan glared at him, but didn't speak.

It's just the charming eyes that made Ouhe short of breath, and his eyes fell on her legs.

The white thighs, the tight skirt, and the very big buttocks are full of mysteries to explore.

cough cough.

Ouhe just can't control himself, but he also knows that he is a normal man, and it is normal to see the principal.

I don't know why, but after the two of them fell asleep, he found that he always liked to glance randomly, and he no longer looked at this stunner principal with the expression of an elder.

"Let me ask you something." Ning Yunlan looked at the blushing Ouhe with interest, and said, "What's your relationship with Shen Shishi?"

"You know Shen Shishi too?" Ouhe didn't feel like he was caught peeping, his face wasn't red and he wasn't panting.

"Don't worry about it, I'll just ask you, how do you know each other?" Ning Yunlan was a little violent today, her beautiful eyes were narrowed into a line, and she stared at Ou Hedao with extremely charming eyes: "Could it be, you also put him in bed right?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?!" Ouhe was startled, stood up abruptly, and then tried to escape, but was pulled down by Ning Yunlan.

"Stop for me, tell me everything about you." At this moment, Ning Yunlan hooked Ouhe's neck with his arms, and choked him.

This action is fatal.

Not because of the throat...but because of the fit.

Moreover, Ning Yunlan has a lot of money, and the huge pressure made Ou He's lungs black.

"Principal, if you have something to say, let go first." Ou He blushed, he was afraid that he would vomit blood?The kind that comes out of the nose...

"There is a lie, I'll kill you!" Ning Yunlan stared at him viciously. At this moment, she changed completely, like a shrew, lingering on Ouhe.

"She and I are just ordinary friends."

"Hehe, how many million will an ordinary friend transfer to you?" Ning Yunlan sneered.

The laughter made Ouhe's hair stand on end.

"You're looking for evidence that an ordinary friend wouldn't lend me 100 million yuan."

"You!!" Ou He's words made Ning Yunlan stagnate, she said angrily: "The whole world is evidence, which ordinary friend would lend you 100 million?"

"Oh," Ouhe sneered, looked at her, and said, "The frog in the well, you don't know, it doesn't mean you don't have it. But what you said is not unreasonable, you are my ordinary friend, I believe, you will never borrow I have 100 million, and you have no money, so poor!"

"Ouhe!" Ning Yunlan was furious, "Can you not talk so dirty? Old beep beep, what beep beep?"

"You didn't beep?"

"I..." Ning Yunlan's expression froze, as uncomfortable as eating a fly, she rushed towards Ouhe again.

Then, the two scuffled again, kicking and judo, very bloody.

After you're done.

They sat "calmly" again and began talking "normally".

I don't know why, when talking about Ouhe and Shen Shishi, Ning Yunlan always feels unhappy, as if something is blocking her heart, very depressed.

She and Shen Shishi have always been in a competitive relationship, and when she heard that Ouhe refused to tell her the truth, she...she seemed to be jealous.

Fart!

Thinking of this, Ning Yunlan hastily denied it, and looked at Ouhe angrily, wishing he could eat him in one bite.

"What look?" Ouhe was taken aback. He didn't want to have any physical contact with the principal anymore. He was afraid that the gun would go off and it would be over if something happened.

Jingle Bell.

When Ning Yunlan wanted to ask again, Ouhe's cell phone rang.

then.

I took it out and saw the caller ID: Big Sister Shen Shishi.

"Hehehehe..."

Beside, piercing laughter sounded.

Ning Yunlan's eyes seemed to have flames, and she looked at Ou He and said, "Big sister, how intimate you are...Ou He, I'm going to kill you!"

For some reason, Ning Yunlan wanted to kill someone.

Ouhe was shocked, and ran away in a hurry.

This time, he really ran, and Ning Yunlan couldn't catch up, so he could only go downstairs angrily and began to abuse other students.

And Xu Cong and others who were playing mahjong on the basketball court were caught by her.

"Gathering a crowd to gamble and taking up school resources, who told you to play mahjong on the basketball court in broad daylight?" Ning Yunlan was furious, and took Xu Cong and the others.

It was also Xu Cong and the others who were stupid.

These funny beeps never do normal things.

At noon in the scorching sun, they can only go to the basketball court to play mahjong without taking a nap.

It's time to catch.

Ouhe didn't feel sad at all.

At this time, Brother He appeared in a small alley in a certain city, knocked on the back door, and said in a low voice, "It's me."

"Who?" A wary voice came from inside the house.

Ouhe looked at the quiet buildings in the community, found no one was peeping, and said, "It's me."

"Who are you?" The voice in the room was a little impatient.

"It's me!" Ouhe was anxious.

He can't stay outside for too long, it's always done like this in movies, secret agents connect, just knock on the door and get in. If he can't get in, something probably happened.

Either he was washed inside, or he was caught outside.

Ouhe was very nervous.

It's the first connection.

"Who are you?" Inside the room, the voice was already full of anger.

"Do you play Weibo?" Ou He asked, he was even more anxious.

"Play." The man replied.

"Do you know the Subway Demon King?" Ouhe asked.

"Oh? Just that stupid beep who got stabbed for his bravery in the subway?"

boom--

The door was kicked open by Ou He.

He didn't want to talk nonsense with these two beeps.

Oh shit!

He even said he was stupid.

After kicking open the door, Ou He ignored the shocked staff and walked in.

Soon, he saw the purpose of this trip.

The little episode just now disappeared, Ouhe didn't care, because he came here for business.

Seeing the eldest sister who is as beautiful as a fairy, Ouhe's heart was stirred.

Ning Yunlan and Shen Shishi.

A eccentric, sometimes serious, sometimes naive like a child, and after sleeping with him, he completely released his more terrifying nature.

She seems to be an orgy.

And the big sister in front of me.

She is really the big sister next door.

Ouhe respects her very much.

The other party helped him many times, and he was grateful.

So, without any nonsense, he handed the pistol to Shen Shishi.

"This is what you want, look, is it this one?"

"You can really take it out?" Shen Shishi's eyes suddenly changed, he took Ouhe's pistol and looked at it, and then he handed it to a staff member next to him.

The other party seemed to be an expert, staring at it for a long time, then returned it to Shen Shishi, nodded to her, "That's right, it's a Swiss PZ10 pistol."

"Catch him!" Hearing the expert's words, Shen Shishi suddenly changed her face, and stared at Ouhe with complicated eyes, revealing her true colors.

Ten people with live ammunition surrounded Ouhe, and Ouhe was immediately confused by this scene.

What's happening here?
Could it be that he just made a wrong sign?
Is it that serious?Jokes are not allowed?