The strongest funny system

Ouhe's search for Xiaoke made her feel that the relationship between the two is very close, and there must be something tricky.

Moreover, when the girl heard Ou He's name, she suddenly became a little excited, which made Su Ling more sure of this idea.

The two must be related!

"Let me call Ouhe." After Su Ling finished speaking, she took out her pink cell phone that was ringing and ringing, and dialed the man.

"What are you doing?" Ouhe was sitting on the roof at this moment, eating things from the "department store", self-sufficient.

"How is the investigation going on for you to investigate?"

"What's the matter?" Ouhe asked vaguely while eating.

"Have you forgotten what happened a few days ago? Let me ask you, which sports events does your school plan to win? In previous years, your best is the skits, a group of clowns!"

"I..." Ouhe froze, and said, "What do you want me to do?"

"Ask you, besides sketches, what else does your Honghu University have to offer? You can ask me about this. Apart from programs, it also includes sports. This time, I will definitely help Dongyun get the first place in the province! "

"Wow, that's amazing." Ouhe clapped his hands, blinked his eyes, and asked, "Then tell me first, what you must take down this time, I'll see if there is any conflict, and I have someone to understand." Direction, as you know, I have left school for these exchange meetings in previous years, and I have never been in school."

"Singing performance, tea ceremony, dance, track and field, 110-meter hurdles, and basketball gymnastics, we all have to get the first place!"

"Get to the point." Ouhe picked his nose, and said, "Which two of you are bound to win." He didn't believe that Su Ling was so awesome.

In the final analysis, each school is good at different projects. There are only two confident ones at most, and it is unrealistic to exceed it.

"Basketball and singing." Su Ling said proudly: "These two, the champion must be our Dongyun University."

"I thought it was dancing and tea ceremony."

"Why?" Su Ling's doubtful voice came.

"Heh, who doesn't know the strength of the vice chairman of Dongyun University's tea ceremony and dance? That is the best of Dongyun University. As long as you go up and twist your little butt, you must be the champion of the dance event. I have seen the appearance of the tea, hehehe, there is no first but also second."

"You, you..." Su Ling blushed inexplicably. She didn't know why, but she always felt very annoyed, and then hung up the phone with a snap of anger.

then……

Xiaoke's cell phone rang on the opposite side.

"What are you doing?" Ou He's voice.

He had just hung up the phone when he suddenly thought of this girl, so he called her, hoping to get some clues about Mu Xiaotu from her.

In this matter, Ouhe will not give up.

"Dancing, my little butt is twisting and twisting, hehe..." Xiaoke's extremely cold voice came from the phone.

then……

For some reason, Ouhe was shivering all over.

Why, why are you so afraid!
Now, Mu Xiaotu doesn't exist any more, Ouhe just wants to escape, while he hesitates, he suddenly says: "You, your little ass is twisted and twisted, and it looks good too!"

pat.

He hung up the phone.

As for Xiao Ke from Dongyun University, her face suddenly became red.

Su Ling looked at her with doubts on her face.

This is Ouhe's voice, right?

After hanging up the phone, Ouhe called Ning Yunlan.

"Principal, I would like to ask, which events will our school win in tomorrow's sports meeting?"

"Why did I tell you?" Ning Yunlan's indifferent voice came from the phone.

She is still angry.

"Didn't you let me win the sports meeting last night?" Ouhe beeped silly.

"You still have the nerve to mention last night to me?" Ning Yunlan said angrily, "Who told you to hug me last night?"

"Eldest sister, you climbed onto my bed, and you also drained my whole body."

"Now you know that's my aunt?"

"Understood." Ou He said: "When I went downstairs, everyone saw it in the elevator and said it was my aunt's blood."

"You, you actually let other people see, see my blood?"

For some reason, Ning Yunlan felt like going berserk.

"This, this..." Ouhe was confused, not knowing what to say.

"Ouhe, where are you?" A roar came from the phone, "I'm going to kill you!"

"The top floor of the mountain behind the school, come here, I will challenge you one-on-one!" Ou He is not a good person, he sleepwalked on top of him, and made her suffer, saying that he is also a big yellow flower Macho, don't you want to be chaste?

"Ahhh!" Ning Yunlan yelled, followed by a crackling sound, obviously she was so angry that she threw something, for some reason, it seemed like she slept with a man for the first time, did she really suffer?

Ouhe doesn't think so.

He had already forgotten about Little Sweet last night, and he was back to the original point with her.

A few minutes later, Ning Yunlan stepped on high heels, came to the roof of the building out of breath, and then rushed towards Ouhe.

The latter held her down, and the two of them...

By the way, that's the feeling, they just want to... touch each other again.

At this moment, the eyes of both of them were full of flames, and then Ouhe pinched his thigh and woke up.

This woman is so scary.

What is she trying to do?

Is it really unscrupulous after sleeping?

"Come on, why did you call me here?" After receiving the nutrition express from Ouhe, Ning Yunlan smoothed her hip skirt and sat on the steel pipe like this.

"You came here by yourself."

"I'll kill you!" After Ouhe finished speaking, Ning Yunlan rushed towards him again.

The two were pinching each other, but the pinching was very strange. It seemed that pure physical contact was the key point.

It's over again.

Ning Yunlan was out of breath, and stared at Ouhe viciously.

Her eyes were blurred, as if covered with a veil, it looked like a dream, and she was about to rush towards Ouhe again.

"Don't come again!" Ouhe reached out his hand to block her, and told her about Su Ling's information, "Singing and basketball are the sports that Dongyun University likes, we should avoid them."

"How do you know?" Ning Yunlan glanced at the man.

There is always a desire in her body to release the suppressed emotions in her heart.

Or, she's been lonely for too long.

As soon as the fire was lit, she knew the smell and set her eyes on this man.

Use fights to deceive yourself.

"Su Ling told me." Ou He took a sip of water and said casually.

"You still know that girl?"

"Why don't you say she has any qualifications to know me?" Ou He raised his eyebrows, pretending to beep, "It's Su Ling, that chick, lying on the ground, kneeling and licking me, begging me to be friends with her, don't blot, anyway this The information is absolutely reliable, you can figure it out for yourself.”

"I can tell you what our school focuses on, but you must get me No.1."

"It's okay, this is what I promised you." Well, after speaking, Ouhe felt weird, turned his head to look at the mature woman with sparkling eyes, and frowned again.

Today's principal is so strange.