Wrongly practicing evil skills, imitating the laws of nature

#146 - Madam, if you dare to hit me, I will pierce your ass

A knock echoed through Jade Pearl Manor at night, a rather rare occurrence.

After all, this manor was located below a burial hill, looked haunted, and the manor lord, the Murong brothers, were hiding from their sister, always avoiding people, so naturally, few would visit.

The last time someone knocked on the door late at night was during the summer when the White-Haired Witch, Fu Wanjun, whom Duan Yun had treated, came.

Who could it be this time?

Although Duan Yun and Shen Ying's first thought was the Murong brothers, they quickly realized it couldn't be them.

What kind of host would be so polite as to knock when returning home?

Shen Ying looked at Duan Yun and said, "Go open the door."

Duan Yun retorted, "Why me?"

"Because I cooked dinner!" Shen Ying said, hands on her hips, righteously.

Duan Yun thought that made sense, so he went to open the door.

With a creak, the old wooden door was barely pushed open when Duan Yun couldn't help but take two steps back.

Standing at the door were two girls, dressed in one green and one white, their ages indistinguishable.

The reason their ages were indistinguishable was that their faces and figures resembled immature young girls, but their chests were extraordinarily prominent.

Duan Yun was momentarily stunned.

The two girls held a red carpet, unrolling it from the door all the way into the courtyard, then with a somersault, they retreated outside simultaneously.

During this time, although Duan Yun watched them intently, they didn't even glance at Duan Yun, as if Duan Yun didn't exist at all.

Could these two girls be blind?

Yes, he was so handsome, yet they didn't look at him; it was a very strange thing.

However, he didn't pay too much attention to this because although these two girls were very beautiful and dressed exquisitely, possessing a unique allure for a vigorous young man like him, their behavior suggested they were someone's maids.

After the two girls retreated, suddenly two "balls" rolled out.

These two balls followed the edge of the red carpet, rolling all the way into the depths of the courtyard, and suddenly stretched out, transforming into two tall and graceful beauties.

The beauties were like jade, barefoot, with flower baskets in their hands.

In the next moment, the fresh flower petals from the flower baskets flew out, seemingly random, but actually all scattered along the edges of the red carpet, turning the red carpet into a flower carpet trimmed with petals.

The wrist strength control in scattering these petals was truly astonishing.

Duan Yun was dumbfounded, not only because these two jade-footed beauties were indeed beautiful and skillful but also because no matter how you looked at it, their actions resembled "flower girls."

If the "flower girls" already had such skills, what about the master?

At this moment, after the flower petals were scattered, the two jade-footed beauties lightly floated away, like flying celestial maidens.

The changes tonight were even more exciting than a performance on stage.

But Duan Yun and Shen Ying knew that as long as the master hadn't appeared, it meant this grand show hadn't reached its climax.

In the next instant, a burst of string and wind music suddenly erupted.

Two women dressed in barbarian attire, their hair styled into dozens of braids, scattered here and there, constantly shaking their heads.

They had no instruments in their mouths, yet they could produce the sounds of various instruments, and the continuous blowing alone proved their inner strength and ventriloquism were extraordinary.

It could be said that one person was an entire orchestra.

The key point was that they were also beauties, beauties with barbarian charm.

Outside the dark gate of Jade Pearl Manor, it was like a magic box, not knowing how many people with unique skills were hidden.

At this moment, Duan Yun and Shen Ying suddenly heard some movement and looked up.

In the dark sky, four lights lit up.

The lights descended, getting closer and closer, until they approached Jade Pearl Manor, and the two could see clearly that they were four elegant palace lanterns.

Holding the palace lanterns were four masked women, their faces unseen, ethereal and otherworldly.

The lightness of their movements alone was comparable to the Red Mansion Fairy, known in the martial world for her light body techniques.

Although their postures and movements were very fairy-like, what they did was not very fairy-like.

Because each masked woman had a wooden stake on her shoulder.

They carried a huge palanquin, slowly descending from the sky.

Yes, they could be said to be sedan carriers.

The palanquin had light purple gauze, and as the wind blew, it revealed the figures of two women inside.

The maids, flower girls, musicians, and sedan carriers who had appeared before were all top-notch beauties without exception, but with the lifting of this light gauze, they all paled in comparison.

On the right side of the palanquin was a young girl, wearing a gauze dress, the hem of which was covered with delicate and charming flowers, but she was more delicate and charming than the flowers.

On the left side was a noble lady in an elegant purple robe, and although she was just sitting there casually, she inexplicably attracted people.

Duan Yun had heard a lyric in his previous life that said, "My sister says purple has a lot of charm.", and now he just wanted to say, my sister is right.

He had never seen such a charming lady.

In the next moment, the girl on the right moved, and the flowers on her skirt followed, making it very beautiful.

She looked angrily at Duan Yun and said, "Mom, he was the one who injured my butt last time!"

Duan Yun showed a puzzled expression, then saw her flower branch sword, which was almost integrated with the flower skirt, and reacted.

This was Murong brothers' sister, Feng Ling'er!

The last time he fought her was too rushed, and her Red Beauty Sword was dazzling, he only remembered a toe sword piercing her butt, but he didn't see her face clearly.

Now that she brought her parent to his door, and the culprit, the Murong brothers, were not here, how embarrassing.

Was he going to be the scapegoat?

Duan Yun quickly said, "Younger sister, Madam, this is all a misunderstanding."

At this moment, the purple-robed lady moved slightly, and a three-foot-long jade pipe appeared in her hand.

She gently blew out a puff of smoke, and the smoke curled up, dreamlike, making it difficult to see clearly.

Feng Ling'er's mother looked at Duan Yun through the smoke, and said quietly, "My daughter rarely gets bullied. If you can take one move from me and still live, this matter will be over."

Her voice was equally pleasant and charming, giving people a sense of lingering sound.

As soon as she finished speaking, the smoke that was floating in front of her suddenly stopped, as if it were substantial.

At this moment, Shen Ying's face changed slightly.

Duan Yun took a step forward and said, "Madam, this junior has said that this is a misunderstanding, but since Madam wants to teach this junior a lesson, we have to add a bet."

What bet?

"If this junior can take Madam's move and still have the strength, I will also shoot through Madam's butt. Because this junior doesn't like being passively beaten."

Duan Yun said with a serious face.

"Bold! Do you really think you can take a move from my mother?" Feng Ling'er said angrily.

In that instant, everyone's face changed, except for Duan Yun and the purple-robed lady.

They looked at each other, motionless.

The air seemed to freeze, and the originally spacious courtyard suddenly seemed very oppressive.

Shen Ying's forehead and back were already covered in cold sweat.

A gust of wind blew, and the originally frozen smoke moved slightly, the purple-robed lady smiled charmingly and said, "Interesting, it's not wrong for Ling'er to be hit by your sword."

Saying that, the smoke had already dissipated, and the terrifying aura of killing had also disappeared.

Seeing this, Feng Ling'er said dissatisfied, "Mom, why don't you teach him a lesson!"

The purple-robed lady shook her head and said, "I promised you to find the Murong brothers to settle the score, but I didn't promise you to find him. You were hit in the butt by his sword, find a way to get it back yourself."

Mom!

Hearing her mother's words, Feng Ling'er was going crazy.

At this moment, the purple-robed lady looked at Duan Yun and Shen Ying and said, "Are you friends with those stinky Murong boys?"

Duan Yun said decisively, "We are not familiar with the Murong brothers, at most we are their tenants."

The purple-robed lady nodded and said, "Very good, we just want to wait for him here, sorry for disturbing you during this time, this is the rent."

Saying that, the woman who scattered flowers before came over with a flower basket and respectfully placed it in front of Duan Yun.

After that, this group of people went towards the backyard, looking like they were going to stay.

Fortunately, Jade Pearl Manor was very large, and the group of people who suddenly visited in the night were gone in an instant.

Duan Yun looked down at the flower basket and suddenly felt very dazzling.

Because it was actually a basket of gold.

Young Hero Duan was already in a good mood, and now he was even better.

Only then did Shen Ying breathe a long sigh of relief.

Seeing this, Duan Yun said, "You seem very nervous."

"Of course I'm nervous, do you know who we were facing just now?" Shen Ying complained.

"Who? Since she is the mother of the Murong brothers' sister, then isn't she the Murong brothers' stepmother?" Duan Yun pondered.

Shen Ying lowered her voice and said, "Keep it down, there will be no good end for those who offend the Purple-Clad Dragon King, whether they are righteous or evil."

"Purple-Clad Dragon King?" Duan Yun raised his eyebrows.

He was a martial arts newbie and didn't know which famous experts there were, but a woman called the "Purple-Clad Dragon King" would definitely not be easy to mess with.

Just her style alone made Duan Yun feel oppressed.

After all, whether it was the maids, flower girls, or sedan carriers, they were all considered top-notch experts in the martial world, but they were all willing to be this woman's servants, which showed her extraordinary means.

At the moment when the smoke solidified just now, Duan Yun's body actually had goosebumps.

That was the body's instinctive warning of danger.

But he, Duan Yun, Young Hero Duan, a one-in-a-million cultivation genius, was afraid of who?

He didn't care what purple or red dragon king she was, as long as she dared to mess with him, he dared to shoot through her butt.

Young Hero Duan was famous for liking to fight back.

Seeing Shen Ying's appearance, Duan Yun couldn't help but say, "Are you worried that I will be beaten miserably by her?"

Shen Ying shook her head and said, "Not entirely."

At that moment, she was worried that Duan Yun would be violently beaten by the Purple-Clad Dragon King, but she was also worried that the Purple-Clad Dragon King would be shot through the butt by Duan Yun.

Yes, if you said in the martial world that you were worried that the Purple-Clad Dragon King would be shot through the butt by a young man in his twenties, it would definitely be considered a big joke, and even the most fond of fabricating storytellers wouldn't dare to make it up like that.

But this young man's surname was Duan, his name was Yun, and he called himself a young hero, so it was hard to say.

Because he was currently the most popular "Old Devil Duan" in the storytellers' mouths!

Like the Murong brothers, Shen Ying always felt that this guy had a magical power to make outrageous and impossible things possible.

"Old Devil Duan" should never be judged by common sense!

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