Collapse, it's coming, love Lama

"Hmm~"

There seemed to be something interesting on the ground, so the cook kept looking at the ground. After hearing Mo Yi's words, she nodded like a submissive little wife.

Although they felt a little uncomfortable at first, both Mo Yi and Raiden Mei gradually became addicted to this atmosphere.

Kiana and Bronya looked at each other——

Kiana: It's a movie about three people, but I can't even have a name?

Bronya: I should be under the car, not inside it. Seeing how sweet you guys are, it would be easier for me to give up. Would it give me the courage to leave?

Chong Chong, Ya Ya: We have joined forces with JPG again!

So Kiana and Bronya, shouting about friendship, bond and future in their hearts, rushed up and broke the wonderful atmosphere between Mo Yi and Meiyi, which was like a newlywed couple after a short separation.

"Bronya will sit in the back."

This time Bronya was faster and sat directly on the back seat.

Kiana was not willing to be outdone. She walked directly to the front of the car, then climbed up a tree like a nimble cat and sat directly on the vegetable basket that Mei had specially pretended to have. Because of Kiana's unscientifically slim figure and flexible muscles, she was able to sit in the vegetable basket like a child.

"Then Miss Ben will sit in the front."

She felt a little embarrassed at first, but once she sat on it, Kiana found it inexplicably interesting and happy.

Even though Kiana's ID card says she's sixteen, as a clone, her actual mental age is much younger than her physical age.

It is known that the Second Honkai War took place in 2000, and now it is 2014. In addition, Otto experienced countless failures in creating Kiana. After a long wait, Kiana, who grew to the size of about six years old in the nutrient tank, was finally "reborn" according to Sirin's wish before her death. Therefore, it can be concluded that Kiana's actual age is younger than 14-year-old Bronya, but it is difficult to calculate how much younger.

It is easy to understand why Kiana, who was still a child, liked to sit on the vegetable basket, just like when boys were young they liked to chop rape flowers with wooden sticks.

Raiden Mei: "..."

This is my car... I haven't even put any vegetables in my basket yet, Kiana, you're going to break your teeth sitting in it! !

Fortunately, you have one back seat and one vegetable basket, but what about my seat?

angry! !

"Are you two children?"

The good atmosphere suddenly became dull. Mo Yi looked at the two people sitting on the bicycle in silence and with a headache. Fortunately, after being enhanced by Honkai energy, his strength had long surpassed that of ordinary people. If it were the old him, he might have overturned the bicycle.

"Bronya is only 14 years old, she's still eligible to celebrate Children's Day."

"Who let Bronya take my back seat?"

Kiana uses the skill of shifting the blame, indicating that whatever the other party has, she must also have.

So the young Mo Yi and Raiden Meiyi experienced the troubles of having two children in advance——

Some people say that they are afraid that one child will be lonely, so they give birth to a second child, and then the eldest and second children begin an endless competition for favor.

At this time, most people will favor the younger one, but this will cause various "psychological trauma" to the older child, who is still a child. Why is he always wrong? He asks, "It's because you are the older brother (sister), you have to give in to the younger brother (sister). Then, even parents don't do this themselves, but ask their children to do this. The result is naturally distorted children, whether it is jealousy or inferiority of the older child, or the fearlessness and self-righteousness of the younger child...

Therefore, raising children is a matter of great learning, especially raising two at once. This is how Mo Yi and Raiden Mei feel at the moment.

In the end, it could only become Mo Yi pushing the bicycle, with Yaya and Chongchong on it, and the cook could only follow Mo Yi. This strange composition attracted a lot of onlookers from passers-by.

Bronya: Other people's eyes? Bronya doesn't care at all.

Kiana: I didn’t expect that sitting on the vegetable basket would be so happy. No wonder I always see those naughty kids sitting on the shopping carts when I go to work in the supermarket. Next time I will let Mo Yi push me.

Mo Yi: Where does this unreasonable desire to compare come from? But seeing these two guys so energetic, it feels like the memories of the past have returned. If the young lady also...

Mei Raiden: You guys...you guys, stop looking at me! ! Haven't you three noticed that passersby are constantly looking at us and their smiles never stop?!

The cook began to doubt her life. Was there something wrong with her, or was there something wrong with Mo Yi, Kiana, and Bronya? Don’t they think this is shameful?

The culture of shame is a characteristic of the Far East.

It's a pity that the only exciting character here is the Cook. Mo Yi is a fun-loving person from Shenzhou, Bronya is an emotionless female polar bear killer, and Kiana is a wandering young lady from Europe who doesn't care about the eyes of passers-by at all.

"Miss, what's the matter?"

Mo Yi also noticed that something was wrong with the cook, and turned around to look at the other person who was always half a step slower than him when walking beside him.

"I...nothing..."

Feeling the gazes of the three people, Mei Raiden resisted the urge to complain and asked them to return the bicycle to her, and said.

"I'm thinking that the food at home might not be enough for four people. Should I go to the supermarket to buy some food?"

If you go to the supermarket, even though it's on the way, you still have to walk a long distance.

"That's right~"

Mo Yi noticed the problem. Kiana and Bronya both had cars to ride, but the eldest lady was the only one walking. This was indeed not good. Her personality was soft now, and she did not use "actions" to tell Mo Yi her dissatisfaction and thoughts like before.

Even though he has two daughters, he cannot neglect his wife. It is the fault of Mo Yi, the new husband.

So Mo Yi sat on the bicycle and looked at the horizontal bar in front. Fortunately, the bicycle had a triangular horizontal bar type, not a diagonal bar structure.

"Miss, come up."

Mo Yi patted the horizontal bar in front, indicating that there was still plenty of space, enough for the other person to sit sideways on it without Mo Yi controlling the front of the car to turn.

"what?!"

The cook didn't react for a moment. As a rich girl, she had never ridden a bicycle before. Naturally, she didn't know that a bicycle could carry two people even without a back seat and a vegetable basket.

"I can't get in! No matter how hard I try, I can't get in!"

Mei Lei Dian reacted quickly and waved her hands to reject Mo Yi's amazing wisdom. This was too embarrassing. If she was recognized, how would she, Mei Lei Dian, live in the future?

"Miss, you care too much about what others think of you. People live for themselves, so why bother about what others think of you? Just be happy..."

Mo Yi talked about his own twisted ideas, sighed, and then sat on the horizontal bar himself.

"Then you ride the bike, Miss. I'll sit here."

Raiden Mei: "..."

Isn’t this even weirder?!

The cook now began to understand why Mo Yi could get along with Bronya and Kiana, two people with incompatible personalities.

The other party is so shameless, who can refuse?

Anyway, there are very few people like this in the Far East. Even if they are shameless, they will put in enough effort to make themselves look like adults. However, Mo Yi does not hide the fact that he is just a "playful child" at all.

"Sister Mei, get on and we'll start riding."

"Mei, come on, this is really interesting."

Under the "temptation" of Mo Yi, Kiana and Bronya, the soft-hearted Mei Raiden finally gave in.

Of course, the cook didn't let Mo Yi sit on the horizontal bar. With her Yamato Nadeshiko personality, she wouldn't let Mo Yi be embarrassed... At least when she had a choice, she couldn't let the other person be the most embarrassed one. So Mei chose to be the most embarrassed person herself, put her legs together, and sat on the horizontal bar.

"hug me."

"Hmm~"

The cook, with a flushed face, stretched out her hands to hold Mo Yi and steady herself. After all, sitting on the horizontal bar was still very difficult for Mei Raiden, who had not ridden a bicycle many times.

"I can do it."

When she bought her own bike, Meiyi had deliberately added a back seat. Deep down, she did harbor the thought of finding a boyfriend, Mo Yi, and having him ride her bike to school every day. But that was only when she sat on the back seat, like those beautiful scenes in old movies, with her cheeks slightly flushed, looking at his back, hugging his waist, her long hair blown by the wind, and one free hand to stroke it...

The bicycle passed by classmates wearing the same school uniforms, and then passed by them under their envious gazes. Even the cook had prepared the background music in her mind -

Sweet, your smile is so sweet, like flowers blooming in the spring breeze?

Because I heard that my boyfriend Mo Yi is from China, the music that I chose for my cooking is Chinese songs.

But why did it become like this?

Although she did hug the other person's waist with a blushing face, what she wanted was to be hugged from behind, not to sit on the bar and hug from the front. This is too weird!

Feeling extremely ashamed, Meiyi not only hugged Mo Yi with both hands, but also buried her face in his arms to cover herself, which was quite like trying to cover up her ears and steal the bell. As long as she couldn't see the world, others naturally couldn't see her.

Then she felt an inexplicable sense of security. It was obviously strange and dangerous for four people to ride on a bicycle, but after burying her face in each other's body, she felt that there were only the two of them in the world.

It’s not scary if Mo Yi is hereJPG!

If it always stays like this, it seems pretty good.

Mei had a strange idea in her mind, and she hugged Mo Yi even harder. She was nearly 1.7 meters tall and it became more and more difficult for Mo Yi to ride the bicycle. Fortunately, Mo Yi secretly used the Honkai energy to strengthen the bicycle, otherwise the bicycle would have fallen apart under the weight of five people.

Yes, this is a five-person movie. When a certain Lama sees such an interesting thing, he naturally won’t let it go. He directly transforms into a pink fairy lady and joins the battle.

As for where is Alicia's seat?

Aren’t Mo Yi’s shoulders very broad?

So the pink fairy lady was sitting on Mo Yi's body, and even used the power of thinking to make her 54.8KG materialize in reality, so that Mo Yi could feel her weight.

He kept shouting in a voice that only Mo Yi could hear:

"Step faster~ I feel like I'm going to fly~"

Mo Yi: "..."

Wow, girls in the Honkai world are really heavy.

"Boy in front, you are overloaded, do you know that?"

Suddenly, a voice came from the side.

In theory, bicycles cannot carry people, but if a student takes one person to school, everyone will choose to understand. But Mo Yi blatantly carried three people...

It was simply a provocation, and a passing uncle from the Ministry of Transportation naturally couldn't stand it!

The mature lady, the young girl, and the loli are all here, right?

I will attack as a pure love warrior—

"Stand still and follow me back to eat pork chop rice."

Mo Yi: “???!”

Mo Yi and the uncle in the Pure Love Warrior form looked at each other, then gave a wicked smile and said calmly:

"If you want to arrest me, you have to come in person. You already know the rules."

Uncle: “…”

Uncle, I'm really angry!

"I knew you would say that—"

The uncle, who had caught countless ghost-fire teenagers, naturally knew that a lawless outlaw like Mo Yi would not surrender easily.

He must not lose in the name of pure love!

So he turned the accelerator and the motorcycle accelerated immediately.

Mo Yi was not willing to give up, so he activated his Honkai energy to its full potential. The blue Honkai energy almost completely wrapped around the bicycle, and the speed suddenly skyrocketed.

"I will protect the young lady!"

Seeing Mo Yi and the strange uncle who were inexplicably excited, Bronya and Kiana both cheered themselves up.

Only the cook felt extremely ashamed. Not to mention her face, she even hung her whole body on Mo Yi.

“Stop talking about that!!”

PS: Extra short drama.

The Decrypted Diary of the Cook (6):

"Mei, do you want to take the Maybach, ride a bike, or walk to school together today?"

When the cook heard Mo Yi's question, she couldn't help but think of the incident a few days ago when she was racing on the horizontal bar. Her face quickly turned red and she quickly erased the dark history from her mind.

"Let's just walk!"

As long as she covers it up with a louder voice, she won't be embarrassed.

"Uh (⊙O⊙)... that's fine."

Looking at Raiden Mei's shameful expression, which was actually intentional, Mo Yi felt inexplicably happy in his heart -

I'm sorry, miss. I don't know when I started to like seeing your shy expression. I know it's wrong, but I can't quit.

This is probably the fate of all wind men.

"I just specially modified my bicycle yesterday. It would be a shame if I didn't use it."