Collapse, it's coming, love Lama

We often laugh at Sister Tazi for being one of the three biggest crash kings in Honkai Impact 3rd, but every time Sister Tazi crashes, she can survive, and then crash again the next time, and then survive again. This is her ability.

Look at the other two rollover kings——

He was unbeatable against the legendary Bronya, was instantly defeated by Kevin, slept until the end of the fight against the Herrscher of Consciousness, and fell asleep again against the Thousand Herrschers. After a wave of defeat against Rita's Holy Sword form, the two of them traded blows. Later, the Moonlight Throne projected itself to break Otto's binding barrier, but they both fell asleep again...

But YaYa has good teammates. Every time he is defeated, there is someone to rescue him, or carry the "will" of YaYa who has fallen asleep and defeat the BOSS.

When Judas Launcher Theresa encounters a real crisis, she just needs to shout "Help me again, my old friend Judas".

Unlike Sister Tazi, there are many things to consider after a failure. The only time she saved the situation was when she was evenly matched with the Emperor-level Honkai Beast Stan. The vacation-form Dizzy rushed in and knocked Stan away with one punch. The rest of the time, it was up to Rita to survive on her own.

Sister Tazi has no cheats, has both parents, can't do sit-ups or push-ups, but can still survive to the end. Her ability to survive can only be said to be too strong.

"It's useless, useless~"

Mo Yi inserted the Skyfire Trial in his hand into the ground, and easily changed the "snowy" weather created by Rita into a "sunny day", directly destroying Yuehun Rita's most difficult ability.

"Give up the struggle, Miss Rita."

"I bloom in the slaughter, like a flower in the dawn."

"Your life is like a candle in the wind."

"..."

After using the Honkai energy to create a spirit bow of light, Mo Yi kept talking nonsense, then started to attack on the spot, pulled the spirit bow, and shot out powerful "holy arrows of destruction", enjoying the pleasure of a long hand hitting a short hand, a man hitting a woman.

“5, 4, 3, 2,…”

Regardless of her physical exhaustion, Rita continued to move quickly, analyzing Mo Yi's fighting style while counting down the cooldown of the time-space fracture system in her mind.

It's time to give it a try.

After the space-time rupture system cooled down, Rita switched from defense to offense. While dodging Mo Yi's light arrow attacks, she moved like a snake to close the distance between her and Mo Yi.

Under the perception of Fountain Commander Ai Lama, Rita's behavioral changes could not be hidden from Mo Yi at all.

"Holy Arrow of Destruction."

Mo Yi once again shot an arrow of light with the Light Spirit Bow in his hand, but Rita dodged it and then closed the distance.

"Nice dance moves, how about this?"

Switch the attack mode of the Light Spirit Bow. Instead of shooting powerful light arrows, it chooses to quickly shoot small light arrows as long as fingers like rain of light.

"Rain of light."

"That's naturally——"

Rita, who always demands elegance from herself, finally shows her reckless nature at this moment. With the maximized Honkai shield, she rushes forward despite the damage from Mo Yi's "Rain of Light".

Sister Tazi changed her previous style of dodging attacks, but to Mo Yi's surprise, Rita still successfully came in front of Mo Yi and stretched out her right hand towards him.

Rita: As long as you are caught by my hand, the victory will be mine!

"So this is your purpose~"

Mo Yi's previous constant movement and dodging made it seem like Rita would choose to dodge or block his attacks. As a result, even though Mo Yi was an ADC, he still chose to stand still and attack Rita, a heavy-armored warrior, when she rushed towards him. This gave him the illusion that he could inflict damage to the opponent before she rushed over.

"But have you forgotten something, Miss Rita?"

When spearmen fight archers, the correct way is to close the distance, rush to the opponent's face, and use a series of combos to injure the opponent.

But Mo Yi is not a traditional archer. The Skyfire Trial is right in front of him. As long as he reaches out and grabs it, he can fire a close-range light cannon in return, teaching Rita that Mo Yi is not just an Archer who can only scrape from a distance.

"No~"

Sister Tazi: Time and space rupture system, open it for me!

As the rupture of time and space unfolded, everything around seemed to stop. Of course, if you look closely, you can still see the difference from Xingmar's "time pause". A leaf that was about to fall to the ground still fell slowly at the speed of an ant moving house.

"After all... you're still one step behind, Mr. Mo Yi."

Rita: Mo Yi, do you think I would ignore the "Heavenly Fire Trial" you inserted next to me? Don't you know that you are deliberately tempting me to get close to your mother?

This time, Rita seduces Mo Yi, and Mo Yi seduces Rita in turn. In fact, Rita is using a trick that Mo Yi sees through to seduce Mo Yi...

"Successful."

"I have to admit, now is——"

Looking at Rita's hand on himself, and the Skyfire Trial that he hadn't touched yet, Mo Yi wanted to say something, but Sister Tazi didn't give him a chance at all——

Grab it and freeze it instantly.

She didn't even tell Mo Yi about his defeat. Rita wouldn't be so stupid as to give the enemy a chance to turn the tables just to hear his defeat lines.

My sister Tazi will never show mercy and will never failJPG!

Looking at Mo Yi's frozen appearance, Rita couldn't help but reveal a satisfied smile of a third-rate heaven in one round O (*￣︶￣*) O on her face——

After being in Changkong City for so long and having nothing go right for me, finally... As expected, what happened before was just an accident, and it wasn't because the S-class Valkyrie Rita, the Destiny, was too weak.

"Although I won, Mr. Mo Yi, you also played very well."

After Rita said this, she prepared to take Mo Yi back to thaw his destiny.

"Yes--"

A voice that shouldn't have sounded behind Rita. Realizing something was wrong, Rita tried to dodge the attack from behind, but the frozen Mo Yi ice sculpture in front of her suddenly started to move.

Like an ordinary person, he hugged Rita.

"Ms. Rita, you fought well, but unfortunately I still fell into your trap."

Mo Yi walked out from behind a big tree, walked step by step towards Rita who was hugged, and warned her with a smile.

"Don't move, she might explode."

"What's going on?"

Looking at Mo Yi walking towards her, Sister Tazi, who had overturned again, was really confused.

If the person walking over was Mo Yi, then who was the guy who was frozen into ice by me but still hugged me?

"This is... the clock trick."

Mo Yi is not the villain on the set of Long Aotian. He will not tell the enemy his plans and abilities if they ask.

After fighting with Rita for a while, and confirming that he could rely on his own Honkai energy and the Skyfire Trial, Mo Yi no longer needed to hold back.

This was the first time he had seen time and space ruptures, but he had never been able to beat Xingmal before. This was simply the opponent's inferior ability, and it was a super Pin Xixi version. Ai Li analyzed the principle immediately.

When setting up a trap to lure Rita to come up and give it away for free, this point will naturally be taken into consideration.

When Rita thought she had succeeded, Mo Yi paid out half of the Honkai energy in his body, used the fairy magic crystal substitute, and flashed behind the big tree, leaving behind a crystal clone.

If it were someone else, Mo Yi would have detonated the crystal clone, but he couldn't kill Sister Tazi, so he had to find another way to capture her.

"It's clearly fairy magic."

'Mo Yi' who was hugging Rita began to reveal his original form and turned into a pink crystal. As for why he could speak?

Naturally, it was the fairy Ellie who temporarily moved in and became the driver of the crystal stand-in, which is why she hugged Sister Tazi.

"Okay~ I'm screwed this time."

Rita discovered that the crystal clone was born with supernatural powers, and even with the Valkyrie armor, she could not break free at all. After using the Honkai energy, she found that the Honkai energy was absorbed by the pink crystal. She had no choice but to admit defeat. As an intelligence-type Valkyrie, Sister Tazi understands best what "leniency to those who confess and severity to those who resist" means. Anyway, others will always find a way to pry open your mouth, or even directly view the memories in your head. There is no use in being stubborn except to suffer more.

Her hometown, Youlan Daier, was still waiting for Rita to return. It would be better to keep her useful body, fulfill her destiny, and protect all the beauty in the world...

Switch to Anti-Entropy and you can still protect the beauty of the world!

"I wonder how Mr. Mo Yi will deal with a poor, weak and helpless maid like Rita?"

Rita uses malicious cuteness to try to seduce Mo Yi.

Ai Lama was bewitched, and the strength of the crystal stand-in's embrace was slightly reduced. Rita finally didn't have to breathe hard, and it seemed that she was about to be hugged to death by the other party. As for wanting to run away?

Being hugged by her beloved Lama, it is impossible to run away!

"Ms. Rita, you can't be described as pathetic, weak, and helpless—"

Mo Yi doesn't fall for this trick. He is devoted to the eldest lady. How can the old woman Cricket also want to seduce him? Mo Yi is not at ease?

At least change to the 'Lost Rosemary' skin.

"Now that Miss Rita has been dealt with, the next one is you—"

Mo Yi pointed in a certain direction and said:

"Yes, I'm talking about you!"

Without even a moment's mourning for Sister Tazi's defeat, the next person to arrive at the arena was—

Island explosion crow!

PS: Extra short drama.

The Decrypted Diary of the Cook (3):

After being forgiven by Bronya and Kiana, the cook gradually felt better and no longer felt guilty, and then asked about what she cared about most.

"Also, how did Mo Yi and I become lovers?"

"How did we meet? Kiana, Bronya, do you know each other?"

It would be strange if the cook wasn't curious about this. She was clearly still a virgin, but when she woke up, the whole world told her that she had a boyfriend named Mo Yi. Judging from the envious, jealous and hateful reactions of the people around her, she knew that he was a very good person.

Although the cook was somewhat reluctant to have a "stranger" become her closest person, curiosity dominated her.

"Lover, is there?"

Kiana scratched her head, wondering why she didn't know about this.

"Isn't Mo Yi the pet boy who lives in your house, Meiyi?"

"what?!"

The cook was confused. What is a pet boy?

Before I lost my memory, I played so wildly!

"As for how you two met, I really don't know~"

Kiana looked at Bronya, her clear eyes sharpening in a rare way. She met her gaze with Yaya's, as if to say—

Bronya, you know what I mean? It's your turn now!

"This Bronya knows——"

In order to investigate Mei Raiden, Yaya naturally knew about the acquaintance between Mo Yi and the eldest lady.

"It was you, Meiyi, who was driving your Maybach late at night and knocked Mo Yi off the ground. You then took him home to recuperate."

"what?!"

The cook was now even more confused. The way of getting to know each other by knocking the other person down and taking him home to recuperate was completely different from the romantic encounter she had imagined, but she was only 17 years old now, so she shouldn't be able to get a driver's license, right?

Could it be that I was once the ghost-fire girl who raced without a license late at night?!

50

Chapter 50: Mebius: Is this photo of you, Alicia?

"Let me make it clear in advance that I mean no harm—"

As Mo Yi spoke, a woman dressed in mixed black, with even her head covered by a hood, making it difficult to see her appearance, jumped out from a distance.

Raven raised his hands high in a gesture of surrender to show his sincerity, but in his heart he kept saying MMP——

I hid so far away and so secretly that even the S-level Valkyrie of Destiny could not notice me, but he was able to discover me. What is the principle behind this? Is it really as Gray Snake said? What is the relationship between the other party and Alicia, the deputy leader of the Thirteen Heroes, whom I did not meet in Paradise?

Thinking of Mobius, the monster who claimed to be a scientist, just the fact that he was close to him made Raven's scalp tingle. He simply gave up the engraving reward after completing the paradise and ran away. So how powerful could the rumored deputy leader Alicia be?

Raven didn't want to get close to such a dangerous guy, but when she thought about the situation a few days ago when Gray Snake took back the villa island decoration fee from her because she lost track of Mo Yi, she suddenly became full of courage.

In Raven's eyes, Mo Yi was no different from the decoration fee of her villa island. Thinking of this, she was not afraid of anything.

"Mr. Mo Yi, my mission is to take you back to World Snake."

Under the surveillance of Raven, the battle between Mo Yi and the eldest lady on the rooftop of Qianyu Academy was naturally known to the World Snake, and was even made into a videotape and sent back.

Gray Snake, who was suspicious at first, went directly to the Paradise of the Past World and chose Alicia to inquire about the situation, to see if the other party had left any resurrection plan like Mebius.

Because Gray Snake was not a cute pretty girl, he naturally couldn't find the pink fairy strolling around in Paradise, so he went to find his creator Mebius.