In Soul Society, I just want to retire

Now, the strongest in Hueco Mundo, Vastod, has been captured by Yamabuki Detang and taken to Soul Society for experiments.

The gap between them is self-evident.

Yamabuki Detang strode over with his Zanpakutō in hand. The evil spirit seemed to sense the murderous aura emanating from Yamabuki Detang, and hurriedly shouted to the middle-aged noble in a young girl's voice: "Father, save me! Don't let him get close!"

The middle-aged nobleman burst into tears and said, "Daughter, there is nothing your father can do."

Yamabuki Detang grabbed the Zanpakuto and pressed the handle directly against the girl's forehead. The soul of a very ugly middle-aged man flew out of the girl's body.

"You're the one making trouble here, right?" Shanbuki Ditang said with a sinister smile.

"Are you...Lord...Death? I was wrong. I will never dare to do it again!" The middle-aged man's soul trembled.

With his limited strength, he can only bully ordinary little girls. He can't deal with an adult with strong willpower.

Yamabuki Detang didn't want to waste any more time talking to him, so he picked up his Zanpakuto and put it directly on his forehead, sending him directly to the Soul Society, waiting for him in the Yashikarugi district of East Street.

The girl's body fell limply to the ground. Yamabuki Ditang waited for her to return to her original appearance. After a while, the girl woke up with a sob, but her monster-like appearance had not changed at all.

Yamabuki Ditang's expression was serious: "Could it be that there is another evil spirit in this girl's body? Watch me catch him together!"

At this time, the middle-aged nobleman had already stood in front of his daughter: "Actually, this is what my daughter originally looked like. Looking at her eyes, she has recovered now."

Yamabuki Ditang looked at this lady from a noble family who looked not much better than a monkey with a strange expression.

That's not right! That's not right! The ladies in the setting are supposed to be beauties! Why is this one so ugly?

Is it because I opened it the wrong way?

How about this! Girl, how about I, the God of Death, send you to reincarnate again?

Chapter 164: Where is the monster?

The young lady in front of him completely shattered Yamabuki Ditang's fantasy of being a "princess".

Yes, the nutrition of Japanese people in this era, even for the nobles, is probably not as good as that of later generations.

If you want to be tall, strong, fair-skinned and beautiful, genes are one aspect, but high-protein food is also very important.

What's more, many of Japan's ancient nobles had close relatives, so it was quite difficult to find a good-looking young lady among their descendants.

Saito Fulaubushi touched Yamabuki Ditang's head and soothed the child's psychological trauma.

"Okay, don't be sad here. Don't forget what we are here for." Saito Fulaubushi said.

Shanbuki Ditang wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and said, "From now on, I will never believe in fairy tales again. Princesses who are as beautiful as fairies are all lies."

"That's right! We're here to find the Quincy. Oh, and that guy..." Yamabuki Ditang pointed at the middle-aged noble. "Have you ever seen a group of people wearing white robes? They all look like they're keeping you at a distance? Also, they don't look like locals. They look more like they came from the West. Do you have any impression of them?"

The middle-aged noble thought for a moment and shook his head: "Masters, I have never seen these people you are talking about."

Yeah, how could I be so lucky? I found a clue right after arriving in the human world?

Just as Shanbuki Ditang was about to leave, Yun Ji came over shyly and said, "Sir, you saved me. I want to marry you. How about we spend our wedding night together tonight?"

"Don't come over here, you monster!!!" Yamabuki Ditang was so scared that he drew his sword.

He thought he didn't judge people by appearance, but the appearance of the woman in front of him... perhaps only Yaoba Chiyo's former "fiancé" Yamashita Usuo could be compared.

Moreover, it was hard for Yamabuki Ditang not to be sure that the other party was coveting his beauty.

Saito Bakuto lay on the ground and laughed heartily, his stomach aching from laughing.

"Yamabuki, he is sincere, why don't you just agree to him? You can even become a son-in-law, and you will have no worries about food and clothing from now on." Saito Furuobushi was just watching the fun and was not afraid of any trouble.

Shanbuki Ditang glared at her and said, "When you go on a blind date in the future, I will introduce you to someone who is uglier than Second Brother."

"Hehe, I'm a gentleman. How can I force an innocent girl to do some unspeakable things to me at this time? Let's stop here. Since you didn't see those people, let's go and don't disturb them here." Shanbuki Ditang said.

Now that the person has been rescued and the money has been taken, there is no point in staying here any longer. It is better to get down to business.

Watching the two gentlemen leave, the middle-aged noble finally breathed a sigh of relief. This could be considered a blessing in disguise. After all, his daughter had recovered.

Just when he thought Yamabuki Detang and Saito Fulaubushi had left, Yamabuki Detang suddenly flashed back and said, "I forgot to ask you, which exorcist are you going to look for with all this gold, silver, and jewelry? He's so famous!"

The middle-aged nobleman hurriedly said, "I only heard that he was an exorcist from outside Kyoto who had just recently arrived. Rumor has it that this exorcist is not only very powerful but also charges a high price. That's why I brought these gold, silver and jewelry..."

"An outside exorcist?" Yamabuki Ditang pondered for a moment and said, "Tell us the location of that exorcist, and we'll go check it out."

The middle-aged noble hurriedly told Yamabuki Ditang the exorcist's residence.

After recording the information, Yamabuki Detang took Saito Furusato away.

"You don't really want to verify whether there are monsters in this world, do you? I can tell you very clearly that there are not. Most of the so-called exorcists are just humans with relatively strong spiritual powers. They can see spirits and fight against vengeful spirits. Even if they just put themselves in front of them, they can scare the shit out of them." Saito Bulaobushi kept chattering.

Yamabuki Ditang hooked his finger at Saito Fulaubusi and asked her to come over. Saito Fulaubusi came over with a curious look on her face, but was hit hard on the head.

"Can't you grasp the key point? The key point is not the exorcist. The key point is that this exorcist is an outsider. Did you hear that? According to the intelligence, those Quincies are also outsiders..." said Yamabuki Ditang.

Saito Furuobushi asked in a slightly skeptical tone, "So you suspect the exorcist the noble was talking about is related to the Quincy we're looking for! It can't be such a coincidence!"

"Since we don't have any clues now, why not go over and take a look?" said Yamabuki Ditang.

In fact, he also had the mentality of a blind cat catching a dead mouse. He didn't know who the other party was, but since he was already there, he might as well go and take a look.

"But there must be a reason for visiting, just like someone is possessed by evil spirits..." Yamabuki Ditang stared at Saito Fumaru with a bad tone.

"Don't look at me! What kind of evil spirit dares to trouble me?" Saito Bulaobusi said hurriedly.

Yamabuki Ditang showed a devilish smile on his face: "Me!"

Saito Furobushi had sensed something was wrong and turned to run, but was pulled back by Yamabuki Ditang: "This time, I'll ask you to play the role of the evil, innocent girl, the one being haunted by the vengeful spirit of a lecherous middle-aged man!"

"Get out of here! You're the one being haunted by the ghost of a lecherous middle-aged man!"

"In that case, let's use the most primitive method to decide the outcome! Let's fight!" When it comes to fighting ability, no one in the entire Gotei 13 can be his opponent except the captain.

Saito Furuobushi finally reluctantly played the role of the possessed girl.

Yamabuki Ditang looked at the clear sky and swore to the dark clouds that this was definitely not a personal vendetta.

In this way, the two of them came to the residence of the legendary exorcist.

What is unexpected is that this legendary exorcist is actually a lady from a noble family.

When the word "lady of noble family" was mentioned, Yamabuki Ditang felt that he had a psychological trauma. The oppressive feeling of Yun Ji before was too strong, and he still felt scared when he thought about it now.

The two men used the money they had robbed to buy a nice set of clothes, and at least they looked like aristocrats.

Then visit in person.

This was a very lavish mansion. Two samurai with naginatas were guarding the door. Seeing someone approaching, the two samurai crossed their swords and blocked the way: "Stop! Do you know where this is? Go back quickly!"

Yamabuki Ditang said sincerely, "I heard that your eldest daughter can exorcise demons and cure diseases. My sister is haunted by an evil spirit. I'm here to ask your eldest daughter to treat my sister. Please be flexible!"

As he spoke, he stuffed a piece of gold into each of the two warriors' hands.

Chapter 165: I seem to have been fooled

When the two warriors saw the gold in their hands, their eyes turned blue.

Although they served the nobles, all they could get in that era was enough food and clothing and a little money.

After all, it is already difficult for ordinary people to have enough food to eat in this era.

But the young man in front of me, no, this fat sheep in front of me actually offered two pieces of gold. What does this mean?

It’s enough to cover a family’s expenses for several years.

"Ahem!" The two warriors exchanged a glance, then quietly put the gold in their arms. "Stand still," they said calmly, "I'll go back and inform the young lady. If she's willing to see you, I'll take you in."

As the ancients said: Money can communicate with ghosts and drive away gods.

The ancients never lied to me.

"Pretend to be more realistic! Don't smile like an idiot! Cry and act more pitiful, so that you can arouse other people's sympathy." Yamabuki Ditang said to Saito Fulaubushi.

Saito Fu Lao Bu Si whispered, "I've never known what crying is since I was born! I only know how to laugh! You asked me to dress like this, do you think I want to?"

Yamabuki Ditang sighed. Why are these teammates so difficult to lead?

The world of martial arts is not just about fighting and killing, sometimes you also need to rely on your acting skills.

Yamabuki Ditang extended his hand and said to Saito Bulaobushi, "By the way, I picked up something interesting when I came here just now. Can you see what it is?"

Saito Bulaobusi put his head forward without any preparation, and Yamabuki Ditang suddenly opened his five fingers, and the red chili powder directly smeared on Saito Bulaobusi's face.

"Ahhh! Eyes! My eyes!"

"Sister! What's wrong with you, sister? Cheer up! When will the eldest lady come out? Look, my sister is in so much pain, she's almost dying!" Yamabuki Ditang hugged Saito Fuumaobushi, who was crying.

"Just wait and see how I'm going to kill you when I get back from this mission!" Saito Bulaobusi wiped the chili powder from his eyes with his hands while squeezing out the words from between his teeth.

The warrior did not see the scene where Yamabuki Detang sprinkled chili powder. He only saw the girl suddenly covering her face with tears and sobbing in pain. He thought that the girl's illness had flared up and her face was full of emotion.

"It's not easy to survive in this world!"

At this moment, the warrior who had gone to report came back: "We have already asked the young lady, and she agrees that you can go for treatment. Come with me!"

Yamabuki Ditang raised his eyebrows and said, "I succeeded. I'm so smart!"

In this way, Saito Fulaubusi and Yamabuki Detang entered the interior of the mansion and finally saw the legendary eldest lady.

The moment he saw this young lady, Yamabuki Ditang's eyes lit up.

This young lady was about fifteen or sixteen years old, with bright eyes, white teeth, skin as white as snow, regular and delicate features, and a slender figure. She was wearing a heavy twelve-piece kimono, showing her elegance and luxury.

This is the template of a lady from a noble family. Look at the one before! That was simply a negative example!

After seeing Yamabuki Detang and Saito Bulaobushi, the young lady did not immediately come to treat Saito Bulaobushi's "injury". Instead, she asked indifferently, "Do you all understand the rules here?"

rule?

Yamabuki Ditang immediately thought of the box of jewelry and presented the box of gold jewelry with both hands. After all, it was not his own money, so he would not feel bad about using it in any way he wanted.

The maid next to her opened the box and saw the pearls, gems and gold inside. The eldest lady nodded with satisfaction and then signaled her servant to take the box away.

"Is this the little girl who is haunted by an evil spirit? Let me see... There is no spirit in her body. She is just sick. You shouldn't come to me, you should go find a doctor. Get out!" The eldest lady said proudly.

Yamabuki Ditang's heart trembled slightly. He knew, of course, that Saito Furuobushi wasn't possessed by an evil spirit. Of course, what evil spirit would dare to possess a Shinigami? And the captain of the Gotei 13? They wouldn't even need to go through the process of salvation.

The young lady could tell at a glance that Saito Bakugou was not possessed by any evil spirits, which meant that she still had some abilities, at least she could see spirits directly.

"Wait a minute? Is that the end? I spent so much money..." said Yamabuki Ditang.

"That's your problem. Show me out!" The eldest lady turned around without even looking back.

Yamabuki Ditang suddenly felt like he had been fooled!

I lost a box of jewelry for no apparent reason.

"Um, you..." Yamabuki Ditang wanted to say something to get in touch with the other party, but the eldest lady turned away coldly: "Don't be ungrateful. I've already told you, this woman is not possessed by an evil spirit, she's just sick. Leave my mansion immediately. Butler, show her away!"

The butler next to him made a gesture of invitation.

Yamabuki Ditang's expression darkened: "What if I don't leave?"

The eldest lady suddenly turned around, and a spiritual bow appeared out of thin air in her hand. She bent the bow and shot an arrow, which hit him in the face.

The expressions of Yamabuki Detang and Saito Bulaobusi froze instantly.

Spirit Bow? Quincy!!!

But it was only a brief moment, and an expression of "I see" appeared on Yamabuki Detang's face.

"I was wondering who it was. It turned out to be a Quincy from the west. It's like a flood that has washed away the Dragon King Temple." Yamabuki Ditang stretched out his hand, and the same Spirit Bow appeared in his hand. "Don't be angry. We are the same kind."

This time it was the young lady's turn to be surprised!

"Bow? So... ahem, everyone step back!" The eldest lady gave an order, and all the servants nearby stepped back.

"Are you also a Quincy? Why haven't I seen you before?" the eldest lady asked curiously.

"I haven't seen you before either! Quincies are obviously from the West, why do you have an oriental face?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

After discovering that Yamabuki Ditang was of the same kind as herself, the young lady gradually lowered her guard: "My mother came from the distant West, and my father is a local. I also recently awakened this power and received the summons from His Majesty."

Your Majesty? Yhwach!

"What about you? I see that you also have an oriental face. Is your situation the same as mine?" asked the eldest lady.

"Ahem, we can talk about this later. I came here with the captain before, but later I got separated from everyone because of a mission. Can you tell me... in which direction His Majesty's palace is so that I can go to pay homage to His Majesty?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

The eldest lady had already let down her guard against him and was picking up the teacup to drink tea, but after hearing this question, her eyes suddenly became sharp and she suddenly stopped when the cup was about to reach her mouth.