In Soul Society, I just want to retire

"Come on, come on, have some ice!"

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about work! Eat, eat, eat!"

Qianwu looked around, she also skipped work.

Yamabuki Ditang had never considered enforcing attendance. Only when a company is on the decline would it come up with these unnecessary rules.

It is obvious that the relationship between employees and companies is one of mutual benefit based on interests, but now more and more bosses think that they are above their employees.

Don't worry, this kind of company won't last long.

"Instructor. You said before that you needed my help with something? With your abilities...how can I help you?" Qian Wu scooped up a piece of smoothie with a small spoon and put it into her mouth. She felt a refreshing sensation instantly. It was so nice to skip work with the staff officer.

Yamabuki Ditang said calmly, "Even I have a lot of things I don't understand, like girls' psychology. What do tsundere girls like?"

Shihouin Chihiro and Chimae both had gossipy expressions on their faces.

"Could it be that... you have a girl you like? Isn't it Unohana? You two live together! Okay, I understand. You are the kind of scumbag who plays with girls' minds and bodies, right?" Qianwu asked excitedly.

Chapter 141: Communicating with the Sword Spirit Again

Why do you two get so excited when talking about gossip?

Yamabuki Ditang sighed and shook his head.

"I just want to ask a girl to do something for me, but she is very resistant. What do young girls usually like? Can you two recommend something to me?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

Shihouin Chihiro held his chin with his hands, thinking hard.

"Brother, this question involves my blind spot in knowledge. When I was in love, girls always came to me actively, and I never tried to please other girls intentionally. Alas, being too popular is not a good thing. I lost a lot of happiness." Shifengyuan Chihiro sighed.

Yamabuki Ditang wanted to rush over and strangle him to death.

Is this the legendary top Versailles?

Born into one of the five noble families, he is handsome, powerful, and gentle and free-spirited. Except for those women with mental problems, ordinary girls can rarely escape the offensive of such a man, right?

Yamabuki Ditang could only focus his attention on Qianwu.

Qianwu thought for a moment and said, "If you say that ordinary girls like jewelry and flowers, right? After all, jewelry represents wealth, and flowers represent romance. Of course, this is not necessarily true. In fact, most girls like different things."

Jewelry and flowers?

How could these things possibly work against sword spirits?

Moreover, Yamabuki Detang vaguely felt that the reason why the sword spirit was so resistant was not because he was not good to her, but because it seemed to be afraid of his Bankai.

Why would anyone be afraid of their own power?

When Yamabuki Ditang came to his senses, he found Qianwu looking at him with a smile.

"Instructor, the girl you are talking about is not Captain Saito, right? Tsundere and with twin tails... no matter how I think about it, she is Captain Saito! I have long guessed that you two have a special relationship. I heard that she is even working for you? Could it be that you have developed that kind of relationship?" Qianwu was trying her best to imagine. The girl's imagination could already contain the entire galaxy.

"Stop right there, Saito is just an alien creature that looks like a girl. The role model girl in my mind should be gentle, considerate, graceful, and a kind and amiable older sister. How could it be that girl?" Yamabuki Detang took a bite of the smoothie.

"Gentle and considerate? Graceful and generous? Isn't this talking about my sister? Could it be that there is something going on between you two... I should have thought of it a long time ago. The relationship between you two must be unusual! Do I have to call you brother-in-law from now on? That... my sister's breasts... ahem, do they feel particularly good to the touch?" Qian Wu covered her mouth with her hands in surprise.

Haha, if anyone tells me that girls are innocent and pure again, I will get angry with him and knock his head open one by one. There are more dirty jokes inside than boys.

"Stop imagining things!" Shanbuki Ditang was really fed up with this girl and kept poking her temple with the knuckle of his middle finger.

"Help, help, help! I just said it casually, why are you reacting so strongly?" Qian Wu pouted unhappily.

"Then let me change the question. According to normal thinking, what is a girl most afraid of?" Yamabuki Ditang always felt that his sword spirit seemed to be afraid of something.

What are you most afraid of?

Shifengyuan Chihiro and Chimae looked at each other.

"There are so many things to be afraid of! Rats, centipedes, spiders, cockroaches, aren't girls afraid of these things?" asked Chihiro Shihoin.

"That's not certain! Maybe in the future your Shifengyuan family will have a young lady who is like a wild cat, specializing in catching mice, centipedes, spiders, and cockroaches!" said Yamabuki Ditang.

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! If my daughter or granddaughter were to do something like that, did you see?" Shifengyuan Chihiro took off her shoes and said, "I would smear the soles of my shoes on her face! Let her know why the flowers are so red!"

"You said it! Qianwu, you have to testify for me. If your granddaughter behaves like a wild cat in the future, I'll wait for you to smack her face with the sole of your shoe!" Shanbuki Ditang looked like his evil plan had succeeded, but then he thought, these two bastards haven't answered his question yet!

"Don't interrupt, continue. What are girls afraid of?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

Qian Wu whispered at this time: "I feel that what Captain Shifengyuan said is not correct. Isn't the thing that girls fear most a lack of security?"

Ok?

Both grown men turned to look at Qian Wu.

"Sense of security?" Yamabuki Ditang was even more confused. Why would she, a sword spirit, lack a sense of security?

"Go on, tell me, in what situations would a girl feel insecure?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

Qian Wu rolled her eyes: "Needless to say? Of course it's when my husband has a mistress?"

Yamabuki Ditang gave a helpless wry laugh. What the hell was going on? Sword spirits weren't even considered human beings, so how could there be a third party?

What the hell!

Yamabuki Ditang suddenly stood up from his chair, as if he had thought of something very important.

After saving Rukia, Ichigo Kurosaki returned to the real world. Because he was afraid that the power of the Hollow would devour his body, he began to fear his own power.

Yamabuki Ditang thought of a very outrageous possibility.

Could it be that after I learn Bankai, the sword spirit will have a completely different personality?

Will this personality control the Zanpakuto instead of the original sword spirit?

If his guess is correct, it can completely explain why the sword spirit refused to hand over the Bankai to him even at death.

Put yourself in their shoes.

There is a peerless martial arts book in front of you, but after practicing it, you will definitely suffer from schizophrenia, and a split personality will occupy your current body. Will you practice this peerless secret book in order to become invincible?

I guess most people would not agree.

After all, what is the purpose of being invincible? For money, power, beauty, and to protect your loved ones!

But after becoming invincible, even you are no longer yourself. What is the meaning of all this?

"I see. I have something to take care of, so I'll leave first. By the way, Qianwu, if your sister asks you who brought you out, don't say it was me." Shanbuki Ditang said.

Qianwu smiled mysteriously. How could he openly talk about skipping work?

Yamabuki Ditang hurried home and went into the basement.

Enter the state of sword Zen again.

After entering the world of mind images, Yamabuki Ditang saw the sword spirit hiding behind the magic cube and quietly observing him.

"Okay! Okay! Stop hiding! That doesn't look like you at all." Yamabuki Ditang pulled out the sword spirit.

The sword spirit's eyes involuntarily looked away: "I've already told you, there's no way I can teach you Bankai!"

Chapter 142: The Flower Blooms in an Instant, the Moment of Beauty, Bankai, and the Scarlet Angel

Yamabuki Ditang looked at the other person's panic and smiled gently: "It's okay, I'm not here to learn Bankai from you. I already know the truth of the matter. Since you don't want to, I won't force you. After all, we are in this together."

"Really!" asked the sword spirit.

"Yes, really." Yamabuki Ditang nodded.

The sword spirit sat on the side, hugging his knees and puffing his face, like a wronged child.

"It's not that I don't want to teach you...it's just..." the sword spirit whispered, "It's just...anyway, the situation is very complicated!"

"I know. At worst, I can just work harder in other areas, improve my spiritual pressure, and learn more swordsmanship. I won't necessarily die." Yamabuki Ditang said with a wry smile.

It seems that my guess is correct. Once Bankai is learned, the sword spirit will definitely undergo some irreversible changes. In other words, the sword spirit now may no longer exist.

He was very satisfied with his current sword spirit and did not need a new replacement.

What's more, the Silver Angel's power is already very strong, stronger than most Bankai, and doesn't he still have the old man above him? According to the plot he is familiar with, even if he didn't participate in this battle, the Soul Society would win, and Yhwach would be in a coma for a thousand years before he could re-emerge to cause trouble.

No way? Who made me too soft-hearted?

Yamabuki Ditang reached out and touched the sword spirit's head. Although the other party was a part of his soul split out, Yamabuki Ditang really couldn't treat her as a boy like himself.

"Okay, you have a good rest here. I'm leaving first and will come back to see you when I have time." Yamabuki Ditang turned around and prepared to leave. At this moment, the sword spirit suddenly reached out and gently grabbed his arm.

Yamabuki Ditang was slightly stunned: "What's wrong? Is there something wrong?"

The sword spirit avoided looking directly into Shanchui Ditang's eyes.

"Are you thinking I'm selfish? It's obvious that other people's Zanpakutō will do anything to protect their masters. I know that you are going to face something very dangerous, but you are still hesitating here and not even willing to give you your Bankai." The sword spirit said in a low voice.

"That's not true! Don't think too much..."

"You can't fool me. Our souls are the same. Do you know why you look like this?" The sword spirit spread out his hands, showing his flawless body.

"Because this is your favorite look!"

"You want to learn Bankai, that's fine, but the process is extremely dangerous and arduous. Once you start, you can't give up. You only have one chance. If you fail, both you and I will be completely devoured." The sword spirit said slowly, "Do you want to continue?"

Yamabuki Ditang knew that he had no chance to retreat.

In fact, he had thought a lot. He might as well leave the Gotei 13 now, so that he wouldn't meet Yhwach.

But we should be prepared for the worst. What if... the captain loses?

The Soul King said that the moment he came into this world, the world underwent irreversible changes.

What if the world line changes because of my arrival?

Moreover, Yhwach’s ultimate goal is to destroy the three realms. If the entire world is gone, where can he hide?

"I've made up my mind. If you don't mind, you can teach me Bankai." Yamabuki Ditang said solemnly.

It's always good to have more strength.

He just said that he would not force the sword spirit, but if the sword spirit did not take the initiative to teach him Bankai, he naturally would not refuse.

The sword spirit showed a charming smile on his face and gently drew the saber from his waist: "Turn around, Silver Angel."

A silver-white spiritual pressure burst out, and Yamabuki Ditang also drew his sword.

The sword spirit grasped the handle of the Silver Angel with both hands, and then spread both hands outward at the same time. To Shanbuki Ditang's surprise, the sword turned into two.

A pure red short blade split out from the Silver Angel.

"This is our Bankai!" The sword spirit looked at Yamabuki Detang with reluctance.

"The flower blooms in an instant, a fleeting moment of beauty! Bankai! Scarlet Angel!"

The sky, the earth, and the endless space were instantly dyed blood red, and an enormous and unimaginable scarlet spiritual pressure emanated from the sword spirit.

Just when Yamabuki Ditang was shocked, a pair of soft and delicate hands reached out from behind him and hugged his cheeks.

"So long! You finally let me out! Hahaha!" The girl's voice appeared in his ears.

Yamabuki Ditang turned her head and saw a girl who looked almost exactly like Dao Ling hugging her from behind. The only difference between the two was their clothes and appearance. The girl who suddenly appeared was wearing a black and red long dress, with two ponytails and a sick smile on her face.

Shanchui Ditang suddenly realized!

So that's how it is. After Bankai, it's not your sword spirit that changes, but the sword spirit changes from one to two.

And their personalities are completely different.

The character of the sword spirit is tsundere.

The Bankai Tourei's personality is more like a yandere.

Suddenly, the sword spirit waved its hand, and the scarlet short blade flew past Yamabuki Detang's cheek. The Bankai sword spirit behind him grabbed the scarlet short blade.

Yamabuki Ditang hurriedly turned around, holding the sword with both hands, and stared at the Bankai sword spirit carefully.

"Don't be afraid! You are my favorite person! I won't hurt you! Be good! Hahahaha!" The Bankai sword spirit let out an extremely morbid laugh, and at the same time, gently waved the scarlet short blade in his hand.

Yamabuki Ditang took a deep breath. Did they really have to fight in the end?

Then make a quick decision!

Space cutting!

The silver-grey blade light instantly split the space in two. The Bankai sword spirit retreated far away: "How rude! But are your injuries all right?"

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