In Soul Society, I just want to retire

"Hmm? Not bad? Who fired this Cang cannon?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

“It’s me, it’s me, it’s me!”

Yamabuki Detang looked in the direction of the voice and found that the person raising his hand was Yaoba Chiyo.

Don't look at this little girl's young age, her spiritual pressure is already higher than that of most official team members, and she seems to be proficient in ghost arts.

"Teacher! My arms are sore. Can you let me put the bucket down?"

"How can you use the ghost way if you don't put down the bucket? Forget it, I won't bother with you, come here!" Shanbuki Ditang said.

"Thank you, teacher. I will definitely take revenge, oh, no, I will repay you!" Yaoba Chiyo looked at Yamabuki Detang with a smile, which was simply the example of a smiling face with a dagger hidden.

You definitely let something slip! You definitely let something slip!

And take revenge on me?

Do you have that strength?

"It seems that this new classmate has a deep understanding of the ghost way. Let's do this, you will explain the principles of this ghost way to the classmates on my behalf. The teacher values ​​you very much!" Yamabuki Ditang said with a smile.

This way I can justifiably be lazy. I am so smart.

Anyway, my salary has been deducted for half a year, so it’s not too late to work hard again after half a year.

Yaobato Chiyo nodded in agreement, and then she patiently explained the way of ghosts to her classmates. They could ask her if they had any questions. In a short time, this black-bellied loli became extremely popular in the class!

Yamabuki Detang found a big tree and leaned against it to take a nap.

I am indeed extremely smart.

By the way, after I wake up, I will go to the First Team and propose to the Captain-General to establish a team composed exclusively of Ghost Dao masters, the Ghost Dao Group.

After all, some people are not good at wielding swords and guns, so it’s better for them to change their careers and become mages.

As he was thinking, Shanchuiditang fell into a drowsy sleep. The early summer breeze blowing on his cheeks was very comfortable. Who could resist such temptation?

When I woke up, it was already dusk.

The students also went home after school.

Forget it, let’s talk about the Ghost Dao Clan tomorrow!

Yamabuki Ditang staggered back home and found two pairs of shoes at the door.

"Hmm? Are there any guests?" Yamabuki Detang looked inside curiously and saw Yaoba Chiyo helping Unohana cook in the kitchen.

Chapter 115: Black-bellied Lolita vs. Perverted Advisor

"Why does this damn girl appear here?" Yamabuki Ditang looked like he had a headache.

"Brother Yamabuki is back? I will be living here from today. Please give me your guidance." There was a cunning light in the corner of Yaoba Chiyo's eyes, like a little fox brewing a bad idea.

Yamabuki Ditang was silent for a moment, then questioned, "If I remember correctly, this should be my home. I don't think you have my permission to live here, right?"

Yaoba Chiyo put on a pitiful expression and reached out to hold Yamabuki Ditang's hand: "Brother Yamabuki, you are not only my savior but also my teacher. You won't bear to watch me wander the streets and get stolen by bad guys, right?"

Yamabuki Ditang thought for a second, then reached out and grabbed Yaoba Chiyo's neck, trotting all the way to the door, then kicked Yaoba Chiyo's little butt hard and kicked her out of the room directly: "I can't bear it."

Then he slammed the door shut.

How could I possibly leave this little goblin at home?

I also want to spend some time alone with Unohana!

Yaoba Chiyo lay on the street in a daze. This bastard actually kicked her out. Unforgivable. Am I really that unattractive? Although I am still young and some parts of my body are not developed, there should be many people who like girls with my body shape, right?

"Open the door! Let me in first! I cooked the meal, can you let me eat my fill before kicking me out? I don't have a penny on me and I'll be hungry at night!" Yaoba Chiyo kept knocking on the door.

"Don't you have a home? Such a big house, if you sell it, it will be enough for you to live for the rest of your life, right?" Shanbuki Ditang had no mercy at all.

There is no woman in my heart, so I draw my sword to the God of Nature.

"Okay! Since you are unwilling to take me in, I won't bother you. However, I will spread the word in Soul Society that it was that man who left a beautiful girl like me to die without saving her and let me starve to death on the street. Before I die, I will write your name and nail you to the pillar of shame forever!" Yaoba Chiyo was sobbing, like a child who had suffered a great injustice.

Yamabuki Ditang gritted his teeth. Knowing this damn girl, he knew she was definitely capable of doing something like this.

Isn't it just a meal? I can't afford to lose this person!

There was no choice but to open the door a crack.

Yaobato Chiyo slid into the room, and the sadness on her face instantly turned into a smile. The speed at which her expression changed was so fast that even her professional expression was amazing.

"We agreed that this is just one meal. You have to go home right after you finish. Although Yuanzi Academy is not a wealthy place, it won't let its students starve to death." Shanbuki Ditang said coldly.

When Yamabuki Detang was unmoved, Yamabuki Chiyo had no choice but to change her target and attack Unohana.

"Sister Unohana, I feel so pitiful. I'm all alone and I'm scared to live in such a big courtyard. Can you let me stay here? I'll help you cook every day!" Yaoba Chiyo said coquettishly while hugging Unohana's arm.

If Unohana was an ordinary girl, she might have agreed.

But who is Unohana?

Killing countless people!

Claiming to be invincible in the world of kendo!

She took the little girl in because she was curious about what it would feel like to cut her open with a knife.

How about trying it tonight?

Hearing what Yaoba Chiyo said, Unohana smiled without saying anything.

After all, this is not her home, and she is just staying here temporarily, so she has no say in the matter.

Just when Yaoba Chiyo was about to intensify her attack, suddenly a big hand grabbed the back of her head. Before she could react what was happening, her head was pressed hard against the wall. She heard a "bang" and the wall cracked directly!

Yamabuki Ditang silently withdrew his hand.

Yaoba Chiyo's body slid down the wall limply, leaving a blood mark where her head touched the wall!

“It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!”

"Is there something wrong with your brain? What man would grab a loli's head and smash it against the wall? You are a pervert! You are definitely a pervert! I advise you to see a psychiatrist right away! How could you have the heart to hurt such a cute loli like me?" Yaoba Chiyo covered her forehead and rolled on the ground in pain.

Yamabuki Ditang said calmly, "I am the best doctor in the entire Gotei 13, and I also serve as a psychological counselor for the team members. What's wrong with me? I will never admit that I am a pervert."

"You don't admit it? That means you have already admitted in your heart that you are a pervert? Why would the chief of staff of the Gotei 13 be a pervert? I'm really worried about the mental state of those team members who have received psychological counseling from you! You won't drive healthy people crazy, right? Do you dare to stop the bleeding for me first?" Yabatake Chiyo's blood was flowing from her forehead all the way to her face. She could have been in a horror movie without any makeup.

The most important thing is that Unohana was actually laughing there, and she was laughing very happily, and the way she looked at herself was not like she was looking at a cute little girl, but more like she was looking at an animal to be slaughtered.

That weird look is like a butcher sharpening his knife!

As expected, none of the people who join the Gotei 13 are normal!

"It's okay for you to kick me out, but I have no source of income! Although Yuanzijuku is responsible for the students' three meals a day, there is no extra salary. Can you help me find a job?" Yaobazu Chiyo could only make her request again.

"Okay! I happen to own a clothing store, so you can go and help me! But since you are still a child laborer, I will only give you half of the salary!" Yamabuki Ditang laughed coldly.

“Why only half?”

"So are you going to do it? If so, sign this contract and I will protect you from now on." Yamabuki Ditang pulled out a contract like a magic trick.

"I work 364 days a year, 12 hours a day, no insurance, and I'm responsible for all my injuries and illnesses..."

"You are not targeting your employees, you are targeting the big victim! Do you dare to reach out and pat your conscience? Has your conscience been eaten by a dog?" Yaoba Chiyo could only look at Unohana again, only to find that Unohana had pulled out the knife at some point and was looking at Yaoba Chiyo with a smile.

"Chiyo-chan! Don't be afraid, I won't kill you. It's just that I have never chopped a little girl, so I don't know how it feels. Maybe it will feel very comfortable. I will try my best to avoid your vital points, come here and let me cut you! Yamabuki is the best doctor, after I cut you, he will heal you immediately! There won't even be a scar left, so don't worry, I'm coming over!" Unohana walked over with a knife and a smile.

Chiyo-chan turned around and signed her name and stamped her hand on the contract: "Boss, protect me!"

Chapter 116: Royal Agent

The next morning.

Yamabuki Detang came to the first team, and it is said that his idea is to build a team composed entirely of ghost masters.

The Gotei 13's fighting method is mainly to fight with swords, but due to their talents, some people's spiritual pressure is not weak, but they just can't use swords. There is no choice but to incorporate them into the Kidōshu. Yamamoto agreed without thinking.

Yamabuki Ditang saw Yamamoto holding a letter and asked curiously, "Captain, did anyone write to you?"

Yamamoto said in a deep voice, "This letter was sent from the Soul King Palace. The content of the letter is very simple. In three days, royal spies will descend on the Soul Court."

Upon hearing this news, Yamabuki Ditang was shocked. Royal spies? Aren't those the people from Squad Zero?

There are only two people in Team Zero now, one of them is the real mastermind who has lived for a million years, the monk, Hyoshubu Ichibei.

Looking at the whole play, the monk may not be the best fighter, but he is definitely the most mysterious one.

He has been lurking in the dark, silently maintaining the balance of the world. He even planned to make Ichigo Kurosaki into a "Soul King" in the final thousand-year bloody war to maintain the balance of the three realms.

However, when Yamabuki Ditang saw this, he always had a question.

If the king-bomb lineup of Ichigo + Aizen + Ishida Uryu + Haschwalth lost, how should the monk deal with the completely invincible Yhwach?

The monk's abilities are indeed strange. He can cross out people's names, causing them to forget their own powers, and he can also control all the "darkness" in Soul Society.

However, these abilities are vulnerable in the face of the invincible omniscience and omnipotence. If Ichigo, Aizen and others lose, Yhwach, who has devoured the Soul King, can easily beat up Squad Zero, and can even use omniscience and omnipotence to change the future, directly erasing the name "Hyoshubu Ichibei", causing him to die completely.

Moreover, the immortality of the members of Team Zero comes from the Soul King. Now that the Soul King has been swallowed by Yhwach, it is unrealistic to rely on that little immortality to fight Yhwach.

This is also one of the reasons why Yamabuki Detang thought the ending was inappropriate when he watched the anime and novel.

Hyoshube Ichibei was marked as one of the five special combat powers, which embodies "wisdom", but from beginning to end, this smart guy did not show where his wisdom was displayed.

And now the other person in the Zero Squad is naturally the sword god Nimeiya Wangyue.

The ruthless man who created Zanpakuto!

Unfortunately, he did not show his true strength in the thousand-year bloody battle, and was shot through by Lijie Barrow and died on the spot!

There is a joke about the distribution of combat power in Squad Zero.

Ninety percent of Squad Zero's combat power lies in the monk.

Nine percent of the combat power lies with the Sword God.

The remaining 1% was divided equally among the three people.

But why would the royal spies come to Soul Society at this time?

Did they already know that Kirinji Tenshiro had created two hot springs? Did they invite Kirinji Tenshiro to the Soul King Palace?

It is possible indeed.

To join the Zero Squad, you don’t rely on your strength, but on creating a part of history.

The Sword God created the Zanpakutō.

Kirinji Tenshiro created a hot spring that can heal all injuries.

Shutara Senjumaru created the Death Hatsune.

Hikifune Kiryu created the "temporary soul", which is the prototype of the future Gikonmaru.

"There is another thing. Shijima Chigiri has joined the Gotei 13. With his strength, he is more than qualified to be a reserve captain. You can arrange things in this regard. If there are any problems, you can make the decision yourself without notifying me." Yamamoto said.

"okay, I get it."

Compared to the arrival of the royal spies, the matter of Shijima Chigiri seems less important.

After finishing the work at hand, Yamabuki Ditang went to his own clothing store to see if the employees were slacking off.

Chiyo-chan changed into a very cute maid outfit, wearing snow-white stockings and twin ponytails, and was busy greeting the guests.

Although this little girl turned black and watery after being cut open, she was still quite pleasing to the eye just by looking at her appearance.

Loli with white stockings...perfect.

When Shutara Senjumaru saw Yamabuki Detang arrive, he greeted him and said, "Yamabuki, I feel like our store has too few varieties of clothes, especially stockings. They're obviously selling very well, so why are they only in black and white? We could definitely make a few more colors..."

Before he could finish his words, Yamabuki Ditang's expression had become extremely cold.

"The stockings in this world only have two colors, black and white! All the others are heresy! They are all garbage! Aren't black stockings nice? Aren't white stockings nice? Why do we have to come up with a bunch of fancy colors like red, orange, yellow, green, indigo, blue and purple? It's simply color pollution! I will never allow it! I will defend the orthodoxy to the death!" Yamabuki Ditang seemed to have touched some strange switch, and kept muttering with his head down.

Shutara Senjumaru raised his eyebrow and said, "Forget it, he is the boss anyway."

"But our audience cannot be all women. I brought the production drawings of new clothes. Take a look." This time, Yamabuki Ditang prepared the design drawings of a black windbreaker. This kind of clothes is suitable for wearing in spring and autumn, and the most important thing is that it looks handsome.

Just like women like beauty, being cool is also engraved in boys' genes.

"Leave it to me." Shutara Senjumaru took the design.

Yamabuki Ditang looked at Shutara Senjumaru and suddenly asked, "Do you want to join the Gotei 13? With your ability, you are more than qualified to be a vice-captain."