In Soul Society, I just want to retire

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Today is another extremely nuclear day in Soul Society!

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A moment later, Yamabuki Ditang returned home covered in black!

"Really, can't this old man afford to lose? He actually used Bankai. You'd better wait for me to learn Bankai, humph!" Yamabuki Ditang staggered back home.

The power of the Zankadachi is one thing, but the main thing is its enormous attack range! The last time it used its Bankai, the Zankadachi's attack range directly enveloped the entire Soul Rei Tei. Even the fastest Shunpo couldn't have covered that distance. Fortunately, Yamamoto only threatened him and didn't do anything serious. Otherwise, this day next year would have been the anniversary of his death.

"I forgot to tell the captain about Unohana. Forget it, let's talk about it tomorrow at work! Oh, I got fined another six months' salary. When will I get paid?" Yamabuki Ditang looked bitter. Everyone else was making money at work, so why was I constantly losing money? There was no reason!

When I returned home, I found that Unohana had already fallen asleep. The faint moonlight shining on the girl's cheeks made people imagine endlessly.

"Calm down and take a look. She is indeed a beauty, but how could she be such a pervert in her heart?" Yamabuki Ditang muttered softly.

"Why are you staring at me? Is there something wrong?" Unohana suddenly opened her eyes and asked?

"Ahem, it's okay. By the way, I'll tell the captain about you tomorrow. Don't worry about joining the Gotei 13!" Yamabuki Detang was a little embarrassed. She was caught peeking at someone.

Then, the two sides had nothing to talk about and just looked at each other quietly.

Yamabuki Ditang desperately tried to find a topic to talk about. What should he say? What if the conversation got awkward?

"You can't sleep anyway, so why don't we do something interesting?" Yamabuki Ditang asked in a low voice.

Unohana looked at Yamabuki Detang with a curious look on her face, then revealed a gentle smile as bright as the sun: "Okay! I can't sleep anyway."

Yamabuki Detang walked over happily, held Unohana's hand, then opened her handcuffs and took Unohana to a more secret place.

Unohana said nothing and followed Yamabuki Detang quietly. The two of them came to the training ground below the room, and Yamabuki Detang threw Unohana's sword to her.

"How about we practice swordsmanship again? My sword-wielding skills still have many flaws, so you can be my sparring partner! Don't worry, there are hot springs here. No matter how serious the injury is, you can recover quickly and don't have to worry about leaving scars on your body!" Yamabuki Ditang said with a look of eagerness.

Unohana suddenly discovered that she was not the only pervert in this world.

Chapter 98: A Single Man and a Single Woman, a Dark Moon and a Strong Wind

On a dark and windy night, a young man holding a sharp weapon dragged the girl to a secluded and dark place, then said to her affectionately, "Can I chop you?"

This must be some serious illness! Doctor, doctor, increase the dosage.

But what was even more bizarre was that the girl thought there was nothing wrong with the boy doing this and readily agreed.

Doctor, there is also a patient with a brain problem here, double the dose!

In this way, the two came to the underground training ground. At that time, in order to complete the training of the use of the holy body, Yamabuki Ditang dug a very large place, which was enough for the two of them to work hard.

Unohana is very interested in the art of wielding swords. It's like a gourmet who sees the most delicious food in the world in front of her. How can you expect her to sit quietly?

Unohana spent the first half of her life pursuing kendo. Gradually, she realized that her pursuit of kendo had reached its limit, and then she began to challenge others everywhere.

Guess what? No one around her could match her. To satisfy her desire, Unohana challenged more and more people, killing more and more people. Until today, however, after seeing Yamabuki Detang's "sword control", she found that her swordsmanship was far from reaching its limit.

The two stood ten meters apart from each other and drew their swords. This distance was just a moment for them. Yamabuki Detang made the Lingzi Flying Sword and attacked Unohana. Unohana used Yamabuki Detang to satisfy her desire to fight, and Yamabuki Detang used Unohana to improve her abilities. The two got what they needed from each other. They were a pair of scumbags who didn't want to take responsibility after the incident.

Five spirit flying swords were flying up and down. Yamabuki Ditang's ability to control spirit particles had reached the level of perfection. However, in order to ensure the power and accuracy of the spirit flying swords, the upper limit was only five. If there were more, it would affect the power of a single flying sword, which would not be worth the loss.

Moreover, the "Sword Control Technique" is simply a dimensionality reduction attack on the swordsmanship of this era. No matter how strong a person's swordsmanship is, he only has a pair of eyes and a pair of hands, and can only use two swords at the same time. However, Yamabuki Detang can remotely control five spiritual flying swords at the same time. If the opponent is not the swordsmanship master Unohana, he may be killed in the first round.

The most important thing is that after the battle with Unohana, Yamabuki Detang's understanding of swordsmanship has reached a new level. Not only can he easily see through the enemy's flaws, he can even predict the enemy's movements before the enemy moves, which is extremely outrageous.

If we only talk about swordsmanship, even Yamamoto or Unohana are no match for Yamabuki Detang, who has mastered the art of wielding the sword.

Under the attack of five flying swords, Unohana soon couldn't resist and began to get injured, but the more serious the injury, the happier she was. She tried to break through and rush to Yamabuki Detang several times, but was blocked by the flying swords. The sword-controlling technique has surpassed the ordinary people's understanding of swords. In the end, Unohana suffered dozens of wounds of varying sizes all over her body and was panting. After soaking in the hot spring for a while, she was fine and continued to rush up to fight.

But it is still unilaterally suppressed.

"Can you tell me how you did all this?" Unohana asked curiously, wiping the sweat from her face.

"You want to learn? This is a bit difficult. It's a matter of talent." Yamabuki Ditang said. After all, even the Quincy did not have such a terrifying spirit particle control ability as him.

Most Quincies can only control spirit particles but not absorb them. In the bloody battle a thousand years later, the Quincies were able to quickly devour spirit particles after completing their holy bodies and activating their "holy slaves". This is far inferior to the natural ability of devouring spirit particles like Yamabuki Detang.

Yamabuki Detang explained the principle of "sword-wielding technique" and hoped that Unohana would give up, but Unohana listened seriously, not only did she not retreat, but her eyes were shining.

"By the way, I remembered something. Can't your Zanpakuto control space? Can't you make the Reiji flying sword appear out of thin air at a certain location?" Unohana asked seriously. Yamabuki Detang was slightly stunned, then understood what Unohana meant, and his pupils contracted.

"You mean... a micro wormhole? Create a micro wormhole, and the spirit flying sword will shuttle through the micro wormhole, coming and going without a trace?" Yamabuki Ditang immediately opened the door to a new world after being reminded by Unohana.

In his previous life, he watched a Chinese cartoon called "Super Seminary", which talked about "micro wormholes".

The Silver Angel can create a microscopic space out of thin air to replace itself in taking damage, so creating a wormhole should be no problem, right?

With a direction, Yamabuki Detang immediately began the experiment. Unohana had already taken off her clothes and entered the hot spring, but Yamabuki Detang was like a madman, experimenting with the possibility of micro wormholes over and over again.

At first he thought this thing was very simple, just two holes in space, but he soon discovered that it was not the case.

It is easy to open a hole in space, but maintaining the stability of the wormhole is extremely difficult. It requires a large amount of spiritual pressure, and opening a stable wormhole also requires considerable computing power.

Finally, when it was almost dawn, the first very unstable micro wormhole was born. Yamabuki Ditang carefully sent the Lingzi Flying Sword into it, but the wormhole collapsed the next second, and the Lingzi Flying Sword was exiled into the turbulence of space.

But this gave Yamabuki Ditang full confidence. As long as he had time to study slowly, he would be able to create a perfect wormhole one day. By then, not to mention the little Yhwach, even the Trisolarans would call him dad.

Thinking of this, Yamabuki Detang was very proud, but also a little tired, and prepared to take Unohana to sleep.

When he turned around, he found Unohana standing there wet and waiting for him.

"Are you tired too? Go to bed early!" Yamabuki Ditang was completely immersed in the excitement of developing wormhole technology and didn't care at all that a beautiful girl was standing in front of him, all wet.

"Okay, I'm a little tired too, let's take a rest together." Unohana said with a smile.

The compatibility between herself and this young man was unexpectedly good. It seemed that her future life would not be lonely anymore, Unohana thought with a smile.

However, when the two of them arrived at the room, they found that it was already dawn. They had actually worked hard all night!

"It's dawn, which means I have to go to work, otherwise my boss will deduct my salary... Haha, my salary has been deducted for half a year. Are you afraid of having your salary deducted? Are you kidding me?" Shanbuki Ditang sneered and fell asleep.

Unohana couldn't help but smile as she looked at the mature yet youthful boy in front of her.

She was now beginning to look forward to life after joining the Gotei 13.

At this moment, Chojiro Suzuki's voice came from outside the door.

"Brother Yamabuki, open the door! The captain is looking for you!"

Chapter 99: Yamamoto: How could I lose a vice-captain?

"What the hell is going on? I just fell asleep." Yamabuki Ditang got up from the bed not far away, opened the door with a resentful look on his face, and let Chojiro Suzaku in.

As soon as Chojiro Suzuki came in, he saw that the handcuffs on Unohana's hands were gone. He was so scared that he quickly grabbed the knife and looked at Unohana with a horrified face.

"What are you afraid of? I'm here, she can't cause any trouble." Shanchui Ditang said impatiently, "I'm so sleepy, I will never stay up late again. If I stay up late, I will be a puppy."

Yamabuki Ditang climbed out of the bed very reluctantly, took out handcuffs and handcuffed Unohana's hands. There was no other way. She was still a prisoner of the Gotei 13, so he could only treat her like this to prevent others from talking too much. As the saying goes, people's words are scary and must be guarded against.

The three of them strolled to the Gotei 13, greeted the passing team members, and then took Unohana directly to the First Squadron barracks.

When Yamabuki Detang arrived, he found that all the captains except himself were there, and they looked at Unohana with serious expressions.

No matter what, Unohana is now the great sinner who destroyed Soul Society and must stand trial.

The captain also looked solemn.

When Saito saw Unohana, there was still a hint of fear on his face. There were not many people who could defeat her. There were only two in the Gotei 13.

"Tell me your name." Yamamoto said in a deep voice.

"Unohana Hachiryu." Unohana said very calmly, not caring at all that she was about to be judged.

"Unohana Yachiryu, are you willing to join the Gotei 13?" Yamamoto asked.

"After you join the Gotei 13, we will deal with you according to the team rules of the Gotei 13. If you don't join, we can only send you to the Central Forty-Sixth Office and deal with you according to the laws of the Central Forty-Sixth Office. What is your wish?" Yamamoto asked in a deep voice.

What the Gotoi 13 lacks most now is strong men. Yamamoto and many captains already know that the Quincies will launch a massive attack in the near future. During this period, the Gotoi 13 will improve their strength at all costs. Unohana defeated two captain-level masters in a row by herself, and defeated Saito Fuumaobushi and Iwahara Kinraku successively, and finally lost to Yamabuki Detang. Of course, the old man doesn't want to let go of such a master. It would be great if he could join the Gotoi 13.

Yamabuki Detou had already discussed this matter with Unohana before. Unohana had no objection and publicly announced that she would join the Gotei 13 and asked to work in the same squad as Yamabuki Detou.

Yamamoto looked embarrassed. As the chief of staff of the Gotei 13 and vice-captain of the First Squadron, Yamabuki Toto was his right-hand man, and Unohana was more than capable of standing on her own. It would be a waste of his talent to have such a great general under his command.

"Yamabuki, what do you mean?" Yamamoto looked at Yamabuki Ditang. It had become the captain's instinct to seek advice when in doubt.

"I believe Unohana should be the captain and not serve under the First Division." Yamabuki Detang said calmly, "To fulfill my promise, Captain-General, please transfer me to Captain Unohana's command."

Yamamoto's expression was strange. How could I have lost a vice-captain for no apparent reason? This wasn't right. This wasn't how it was calculated.

Could it be that this guy forgets his friends when he sees a beautiful woman? Humph, I knew there must be something wrong with you, the one who is so diligent and busy. I see.

"Captain, I can recommend a vice-captain for you. I guarantee you'll be satisfied." Yamabuki Ditang said with a smile, "I recommend Chojiro Suzuki for the position of vice-captain of the First Division."

Yamamoto kept staring at Yamabuki Detang, which made Yamabuki Detang feel embarrassed.

Did this bastard have this planned all along? However, if she didn't agree to this condition, Unohana would definitely not join the Gotei 13, and it wasn't an unreasonable request.

"Okay! Unohana Yachiru will temporarily serve as the reserve captain of the 11th Division, and Yamabuki Deto will serve as the vice-captain of the 11th Division." Yamamoto said reluctantly.

Yamamoto passed by, but Unohana herself was a little confused. Frowning, she asked, "How can I, a defeated opponent, be the captain? And Yamabuki, who is stronger than me, can only be the vice-captain? Are you using this method to humiliate me?"

"No, I just want to slack off, that's all." Yamabuki Ditang said calmly.

I really just want to retire, why is it so difficult? The Gotei 13 still doesn't have a complete retirement mechanism. I am such a failure as a staff officer.

"Mo Yu"? Unohana couldn't understand the meaning of this word. Did she want to touch her own flesh? What kind of weird habit was this?

"Okay, now that the matter has been settled, we are all family now. If you have any difficulties in the future, please tell me at any time and I will try my best to help you. Yamabuki, go and call that kid Chojiro Suzuki to me, and you can hand over your work to him by the way." Yamamoto said reluctantly.

What a great vice-captain!

You don't have to worry about anything. All you have to do every day is chop people or go to chop people. You don't have to worry about anything else. Yamabuki Detang can manage the entire team, even the entire Gotei 13, in order.

Oh! When will I find an opportunity to recruit him back?

But thanks to the fact that he still holds the position of Chief of Staff, I can push the things I don’t want to consider to him, so that’s the decision!

Yamamoto looked at Yamabuki Detang and smiled very sinisterly. Yamabuki Detang was so terrified by the look on his face. What happened to the old man? Why did he suddenly smile like that?

I sold myself for the team, you must believe me! I used my body to exchange for such a talent, don't think too much!

Yamabuki Detang ran to the First Squadron and brought Chojiro Suzuki over.

"Brother Yamabuki, is there something that makes you look for me so urgently?" Chojiro Suzuki looked curious.

"Of course it's a good thing that I'm looking for you! Do you want a promotion?"

"Of course I do!"

"How about I give you the position of vice-captain of the first team?" Yamabuki Ditang looked at the child in his arms with a smile. The child seemed to have grown a little taller in the past few days.

Chojiro Suzuki looked listless. "Stop teasing me. Even if you want to resign from the First Division, I can't let you become the captain. Besides, how could the position of vice-captain fall to me?"

"I'm not kidding you. I called you here to hand over my work. The captain has already ordered that I be assigned to the 11th Squadron as deputy captain. From now on, I'll leave the 1st Squadron to you." Yamabuki Ditang said.

Chapter 100: He apologized, and we achieved a stage victory

After hearing what Yamabuki Detang said, Chojiro Suzuka realized that what the other party said might be true.

Am I really going to be the vice-captain? But my ability is not enough!

Soon the two men returned to the First Squadron barracks to hand over their work.

"If you don't understand anything, feel free to ask me. Don't act on your own. Although the captain seems fierce, he is actually very patient with his subordinates. If you have any difficulties, you can come to us two." Yamabuki Ditang said.

Chojiro Suzuki was more afraid.

He is also considered a genius. After two months of training, his strength can barely reach the level of a chief officer, but it is still far from being a deputy captain.

You have to know that the most important ability in the Gotei 13 is the ability to fight. As long as you can fight, you will have a status.

Back at the squad room, Yamamoto glanced at Commander Chojiro Suzuki.

Although his abilities in various aspects are a little lacking, this child is still quite obedient. I hope he can become a good vice-captain.

It was the first time that Chojiro Suzuki saw so many captains in public. He felt very uncomfortable and spoke nonsense.

Yamamoto ignored Suzuki Chojiro and asked Unohana, "Now that you've joined the Gotei 13, is there anything you need to resolve in terms of your life? Do you have a place to live now?"

"She can live with me. My house is very big, more than enough for two people. I can show my selfless spirit." Yamabuki Ditang raised his hand and said.

As a result, all my colleagues looked at me with disdain.

Are you promoting selflessness?