In Soul Society, I just want to retire

I can kill Hollow instantly now, but how do I kill Yachukas instantly?

Although the Achukas of this era cannot transform into a Death God and their combat power is not as good as the later Espadas, the spiritual pressure of Achukas is truly at the captain level. Although they cannot defeat the captain in a head-on confrontation, they will not be killed instantly by a single sword strike!

Looking at the current Gotei 13, the only one who can kill Achukas with one sword is probably old man Yamamoto.

"Brother Yamabuki, look over here, there is the corpse of the god of death." Quebu Chojiro shouted loudly.

Yamabuki Ditang hurried over and found a corpse wearing aristocratic clothes among a pile of corpses. It seemed that it should be someone from the Central Room 46. How could these noble masters die here?

And it looks like it will kill with one blow!

The knife had just been pulled out three inches, and there was no room for resistance at all.

"Instructor, what should we do now?" a newcomer asked nervously, fearing that there were monsters lurking around.

"Leave here immediately and report this matter to the team. Someone will come to deal with it later. Let's go!" Shanbuki Ditang said. Although he didn't know what kind of monster had piled up these corpses into a mountain, he knew that if a real fight broke out, he would definitely not be able to defeat the other party.

His strength is much greater than it was at the beginning, but it will be a tough battle to defeat Yachukas.

This was no longer something he could solve.

"Go, go quickly!" Shanbuki Ditang shouted.

The five people left here as quickly as possible.

After the five of them left, someone suddenly moved among the mountain of corpses.

She was a gorgeous woman with long black hair. No one noticed her among the corpses. She had been staring at the five people since just now. The reason she didn't take action was because she felt that the five people were too weak and no one could be her match.

As if she didn't want to stay in the pile of corpses, the woman stood up shakily, holding a bloody long knife in her hand, and continued to look for her ideal opponent.

"Before... a few people said they were nobles from the Central Forty-Six Chambers... What else did they say? I can't remember, I killed them with my sword. I thought nobles should be a little stronger than ordinary people, but they are indeed only a little stronger." The woman wiped the blood from the blade and muttered to herself, "Seireitei? There should be strong people there worthy of my battle!"

Through the reflection of the blade, the woman looked directly into her own lifeless eyes.

This world is so boring.

……

The five people left the Caolu area without stopping, not daring to stay for a moment. Shanchui Ditang only breathed a sigh of relief when they arrived at a populated area.

He was not worried about a plague or something like that happening in Soul Society. In Soul Society, after a spirit dies, its soul will disintegrate into spirit particles and will not even pollute the environment.

Only the captains with strong spiritual pressure cannot return to Soul Society naturally after death because the spirit particles in their bodies are too dense. They can only be forcibly suppressed in hell through soul burial.

Of course, there is no need to worry about this now. The setting of hell will not unfold until at least a thousand years later.

"Instructor, what exactly happened there just now?" a new team member asked breathlessly.

"How should I know? I'm not omniscient and omnipotent. Anyway, when we get back, ask the captain to send someone to investigate." Yamabuki Ditang is well versed in the art of kicking football, and he kicks anything he can't solve to the captain.

Yamabuki Ditang found a place to eat something and calm down.

He found a relatively luxurious building not far away.

"What kind of place is that? Is there anyone in Rukongai who can build a house like that?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

A member of the noble family nearby explained, "Instructor, that's the residence of the Shiba family, one of the five great noble families. Their family's situation is rather unique. Although they are a noble family, they have always lived in Rukongai and mixed with the commoners. This is simply a disgrace to the nobles..."

Before he could finish his words, the team member saw his instructor glaring at him coldly, which scared him so much that he quickly shut up.

Yamabuki Ditang remembered that on the day when he was negotiating with the Central 46th Office, the patriarch of the Shiba family also came. Should he go in and say hello?

At this moment, Yamabuki Ditang saw the patriarch of the Shiba family seeing off a guest, and the most important thing was that he actually knew this guest.

It turned out to be the sisters Kadori Bayunsai and Kadori Chima!

ps: Sister Hua finally made her debut, and several bugs in the previous plot were modified, especially the name of Ryujin Jakka Bankai.

Chapter 43: Robbery

How did this pair of sisters appear here? Yamabuki Ditang was a little confused, but after a little thought, he understood. It was normal for nobles to come and go.

Many nobles are related by marriage, and the relationships between these nobles are as complicated as a spider web. It is better not to get involved in the struggle between these people.

"Instructor, look, it's Qianwu-chan. Should we go up and say hello?" a team member said excitedly.

As the only two female members of the Gotei 13, Qianwu is young and beautiful, so of course she is pursued by many boys.

What? You said Saito is immortal? How can a creature like that be called a girl? It's just a terrifying creature that looks like a girl.

"Hit your head! Don't forget that we still have a mission! Besides, didn't you see that others have something to deal with? You have no foresight at all! You go back and report what happened in Rukongai to the captain first. I'll go check on Qianwu's injuries." Yamabuki Ditang said lightly.

These team members, including Chojiro Sukeho, were all confused. Is this the legendary double-standard dog?

Yamabuki Ditang did not go up to greet Qianwu and Kakuto Bayunsai directly, but secretly observed the sisters.

According to the history of the Gotei 13, Kakuzuki Kano will definitely join the Gotei 13, but now this girl is very resistant to joining the Gotei 13. I have to find out the reason and untie her knot.

Quebu Chojiro asked curiously, "Brother Yamabuki, why are you looking at people so secretly? Why don't you go up and say hello? Is this... peeping? Are you a pervert?"

Yamabuki Ditang said seriously, "Choujiro, today I will tell you a truth. Men are naturally perverted. You are the same!"

Don't drag me into this! You're the one sneaking around looking at that girl, aren't you? Why are you dragging someone down with you before you die? You really are unreliable!

"Didn't I assign you a task? Go back quickly and tell the captain what we saw in Caolu District. Go away! Don't delay my business!" said Yamabuki Ditang.

The real business he mentioned was of course to find a way to get Shikatori Batunsai into the Gotei 13, but Quebu Chojiro completely misunderstood Yamabuki Detang's meaning.

He is so confident in peeking at beautiful women. He is truly a role model for us.

The head of the Shiba family is a middle-aged uncle. I have met him before in the Central 46th Room. He is carefree and a very nice person.

Compared to other nobles, the Shiba family is simply a breath of fresh air.

They have lived in Rukongai for generations, never intermarrying, upholding justice, and being the first to stand up when Soul Society is in trouble. Their family is full of loyal heroes.

The Tsunayashiro family was afraid of the Soul King's power, so they kept dismembering the Soul King, hollowing out his internal organs, reducing his power and throwing him into the underworld.

The Shiba family has always been opposed to the actions of the Tsunayashiro family, and even developed a secret technique that can allow the power of the God of Death to reach the level of the Soul King in a short period of time, thereby alleviating the Soul King's pain (it is unknown whether it is Mutsuki).

Unfortunately, the distance between the two sides was too far, and Yamabuki Ditang could not hear what the other party was saying. Shikatori Bayunsai's strength was only higher than his current self, and if he got too close, he would probably be discovered, and it would be too embarrassing if he couldn't explain it at that time.

The head of the Shiba family looks carefree, while Kakuto Takeunsai and his sister Chimai still look elegant like young ladies.

After a few words, both parties said goodbye. Kakunoichi Hatanosai and his sister took a carriage to return to Soul Society. Yamabuki Detang followed from a distance, looking for an opportunity to get close to Kakunoichi Hatanosai. As the saying goes, it's not the thief who steals that you're afraid of, but the thief who thinks about it. Bah, I'm not a thief, I'm making a great contribution to the Gotei 13.

This place is quite a distance away from Soul Society, and the road is not very peaceful. You can often see thugs and samurai wandering around the streets.

The only purpose of this group of people is to maintain the balance of the Three Realms, so in the past, neither the nobles nor the Spirit King Palace cared about them. Even when the Three Realms were out of balance, the nobles would kill a group of civilians to achieve the goal of balancing the Three Realms.

There is nothing we can do about it. Order does not mean justice.

Qianwu was holding a box in her hands, which looked like a gift from the Shiba family to them. Qianwu leaned over and sniffed it gently with her little nose, and smelled a sweet fragrance.

"Sister, I guess there are snacks in the box. Let's open it and take a look." Qianwu said curiously.

Before Lu Quba Yunzhai could stop her, Qian Wu had already opened the exquisite box, revealing very delicate pastries inside.

"It's white sugar cake!" Qianwu's eyes lit up. In this era of low productivity, refined white sugar and salt are very expensive and ordinary people can't afford them at all.

Lu Quba Yunzhai did not blame her sister, but just smiled indulgently. This was how her life was going to be, spending the rest of her life in depression, so she hoped that her sister could live a happy life, free and do whatever she wanted.

Qianwu took a bite of the white sugar cake, it was sweet and delicious. Lu Quba Yunzhai helped his sister wipe the white sugar from the corner of her mouth.

"Sister, would you like to try it too?" Qian Wu said.

Lu Qu Bayunzhai had just picked up a piece of white sugar cake when the carriage suddenly stopped and the white sugar cake in Lu Qu Bayunzhai's hand fell to the ground.

"What happened?" Lu Quba Yunzhai's voice was still as gentle as ever, and he did not blame the coachman.

The driver said nervously, "Master, this is bad. There's someone blocking the road ahead. What should we do?"

Lu Quba Yunzhai gently pulled aside the curtains and found that their carriage had been surrounded by bandits, and there were quite a few of them, as many as twenty or thirty people.

This place is quite far from Soul Society, and it might be too late to ask for help.

The bandits kept hitting the carriage with sticks and scabbards and making threatening noises.

"Everyone on the car, hand over all the food and money you have! Otherwise, don't think you can get through so easily." The bandit leader shouted.

The driver was very nervous and shouted, gripping the hilt of his knife, "Arrogant! Do you know whose car this is?"

Qian Wu was also a little nervous, but she was going out to visit friends today and had no weapons with her. Moreover, she had just recovered from a serious illness and was not sure if she could defeat so many desperate criminals.

Lu Quba Yunzhai sighed softly: "Let them get out of the way and give them some money!"

As he spoke, Lu Quba Yunzhai came out of the carriage, took off his purse and handed it over.

Judging from the weight, there was a lot of money in the purse, but the bandits did not take the purse. Instead, they stared at Lu Quba Yunzhai in a daze.

"It turns out to be a noble girl! I've made up my mind, I want the money and I want the girl too! Hahaha!" The bandit laughed obscenely.

He didn't notice at all the white light flashing on Lu Quba Yunzhai's glasses.

Chapter 44: What should a girl do if her hobby is discovered?

At this time, Lu Quba Yunzhai still wanted to maintain her image as a young lady. She bowed slightly and said, "If you want money, please take it. Please let us sisters go. Thank you very much!"

However, the bandit leader completely missed the point of this sentence. Instead, his eyes sparkled as he said, "Sisters? There's a woman in the car? Great! Brothers, you haven't played with aristocratic women before, have you? Wait until I've had enough fun, and then everyone will be happy!"

The bandits around burst into laughter. These nobles were so naive that they thought they could escape unscathed after meeting us. How was that possible?

This is fat meat delivered to your mouth.

"Brother, look at that woman's breasts! They're bigger than your head! After you've had enough fun, how about cutting off her breasts and using them as a display?"

"I wonder if the woman in the car is also this beautiful?"

"Stop wasting time and do it! I can't stand it anymore!"

Lu Quba Yunzhai looked at the group of beasts in front of him and remained very calm, almost abnormally calm.

In the distance, Yamabuki Ditang watched this scene and wondered what to do. Save the beauty? No, Shikatori Bayunsai was far superior to him. Even if he went down to help, it would only be icing on the cake. The other party might not be grateful. Should he wait? Wait and see what happened?

Lu Quba Yunzhai said calmly, "Everyone, it's not easy for us sisters to survive in this chaotic world. Please... make way."

This group of bandits had no idea of ​​the seriousness of the matter. They were all blinded by desire and looked at Lu Quba Yunzhai like hungry wolves.

The bandit leader laughed arrogantly and said, "Great! If you volunteer to stay and serve us, I will release the people in the car. How about that?"

Qian Wu in the carriage couldn't bear it anymore and planned to rush out to teach these ignorant bandits a lesson. I can't beat Xu, but I can't beat you?

Just as she was about to launch a ghost move to take the initiative, Luqu Bayunzhai suddenly grabbed her sister's wrist, nodded and said, "Okay, I'll stay and let the carriage go!"

Qianwu's face was full of anxiety: "Sister..."

Lu Quba Yunzhai said calmly: "Keep going forward and don't look back."

The driver also looked anxious. If he left the young lady here, he would not be able to pay for it even if he died ten times.

"Let's go! I am the head of the family, listen to me!" Lu Qu Ba Yunzhai said quietly.

"I'm not leaving..." Before Qian Wu could finish her words, Lu Quba Yunzhai suddenly reached out and hit his sister's neck, knocking her unconscious.

Shikatori Bayunsai stayed behind. At the signal of the bandit leader, the bandits made way for the carriage. The coachman drove away in tears. He wanted to rush back to Seireitei as quickly as possible to seek help, hoping that the head of the family would still be alive by then.

Lu Quba Yunzhai looked at his sister and the coachman going away and breathed a sigh of relief. That's great, this time... the people who were in the way are gone.

The bandit leader couldn't hold it back any longer, and with a sly grin on his face he stretched out his hand to grab Lu Quba Yunzhai's chest. It was so big that he definitely couldn't hold it with one hand!

Suddenly, blood splattered!

Before the bandit leader realized what was happening, his hand flew far away. After a moment of hesitation, the bandit leader let out an inhuman scream.

“My hand!!!”

Shikatori Bayunsai still had a good girl expression on her face, but a naginata appeared in her hand at some point.

The naginata is a weapon used by monks and women. It has a blade in the front connected to a long wooden handle. It is light and easy to use.

However, the naginata in Shikatori Takeunsai's hand was made of pure steel, and it weighed at least several dozen kilograms.

The more than two-meter-long naginata rotated in the fingertips of Shikatori Bayunsai like an embroidery needle.

"Do you know what my favorite moment is?" Lu Quba Yunzhai said gently.

The bandit leader has realized the seriousness of the problem, but it is too late to regret now.

"I like the moment when I see the blood bursting out of people's bodies the most! Please don't scream, it will ruin the beautiful view. Grit your teeth and bear with it!" Shikatori Bayunsai looked even more playful than usual, and then he smashed the naginata directly on the bandit boss.