In Soul Society, I just want to retire

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Yamabuki Detang slept in a daze and had a lot of dreams. The one he remembered most clearly was that he was fishing, and the big fish suddenly opened its mouth and ate him!

"Why do I have these strange dreams?" Yamabuki Ditong was speechless. He didn't know how long he had slept. He was hungry. He smelled the aroma of food and followed the smell. He found that a large dining hall had been built outside at some point. Many members who had just joined the Gotei 13 were eating there.

When the team members saw Yamabuki Ditang coming, they stood up quickly.

"Chief of Staff!"

"It's okay, sit down and eat!" Yamabuki Detang staggered to the place where he was getting food and found that it was Chojiro and Hanako who were helping in the kitchen.

"Brother Yamabuki, you're awake!" Quebu Chojiro hurried over after seeing Yamabuki Ditang.

"Don't talk too much for now. Give me some more meat! I'm starving!" Shanbuki Ditang asked, "How long have I been sleeping?"

Hanako said, "You slept for a whole day and night!"

"Then when was this cafeteria built? Why didn't I feel anything at all?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

After asking, I found out that the five great nobles sent people to help build this dining hall, and the team members' dormitories are also about to be built.

Yamabuki Detang then remembered that the Soul Society is made up of spirit particles, not molecules, and it is very easy to build a house in a place like Seireitei where there are a lot of spirit particles.

Hanako put a lot of meat into Yamabuki Detang's bowl. Yamabuki Detang smiled happily and said, "You still care about your brother!"

"Hanako, you are biased! The last time I ate here, there wasn't so much meat!" Shihouin Chihiro's voice came, and she stretched her chopsticks into Yamabuki Detang's bowl to pick out the meat.

"You bunch of bastards, what were you doing while I was working hard!!! Do you know that I almost died of shock!" Shanbuki Ditang said resentfully.

Shifengyuan Qianri's eyes wandered: "Well, we were doing something very important at that time. You will know it in a moment!"

Very important thing?

After dinner, Chihiro Shihoin brought Yamabuki Ditang to Yamamoto's office and said mysteriously, "Captain, show him that thing!"

Yamabuki Detang was still curious when she saw Yamamoto take out a box from under his bed and gently open it.

All I saw in the box was... mahjong!

"Wait, so while I was working my ass off... you guys were playing mahjong!!!! I quit! I quit!!!"

Some questions about the book

Open a separate chapter to talk about the questions everyone raised in the background.

First: Chojiro Suzuho's timeline. This is definitely an oversight on my part. Chojiro Suzuho followed Yamamoto two thousand years ago. I'm so sorry for not noticing this. Everyone, please stop nitpicking on this.

Second: Someone asked if Hanako was Unohana Retsu.

A: No. This is an original character whose purpose is to advance the plot and introduce Chojiro Quebo, Tenshiro Kirinji, and Kinraku Iwahara. Also, Sister Hua is about to make an appearance.

Third: I have been struggling with the setting of Unohana Retsu as an "unprecedented villain", and I don't know what Sister Hua has done. I wonder what everyone thinks.

If you have any questions, you can discuss them in the comment section or send me a private message.

Finally, thank you all for your support. If you think this book is good, please bookmark it and recommend it. Thank you.

Chapter 31: Learning the Dao

"It's not that easy for me to forgive you! Qitong." Shanbuki Ditang snorted coldly.

"Bang. Don't be angry first. We are indeed not good at clerical work, Nanajo." Shihouin Chihiro.

"Bar! After much deliberation, I think you're the most suitable for this kind of job! And when the Gotei 13 grows in number, we can assign you additional personnel. Twenty thousand!"

"I'm going to win! Be careful!" Saito said with a wicked smile on his face.

Yamabuki Detang drew a card. Hmm? East Wind?

There is not a single Dongfeng card on the board. Could it be that someone is making a Four of a Kind?

No, the west wind, south wind and north wind have almost fought each other, it's just an open fight at most, and Shanchui Ditang just hits the east wind out easily!

"Hu!"

"Hu!"

"Bullshit!"

Three shots in one shot!

The flesh on Yamabuki Ditang's face twitched. Why did these three people choose Dandiao Dongfeng at the same time? Were these three bastards colluding to mess with me? Why was my luck so bad?

"Well...how about I just owe it to you first? I'll pay you back when I get my salary!" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

Shifengyuan Qianri smiled and took the paper and pen and said, "I believe the General Staff will not default on his debt. Come and write an IOU!"

"..."

Aren’t we still good partners fighting side by side?

You don't trust me at all!

He saw through my intention to default on my debt at a glance!

How can you see through me so clearly!

Will we be able to have fun in the future?

Under the coercion of Ryujin Jakka and the two captains, Yamabuki Detang wrote the first IOU in his life.

Ugh!

What a miserable life!

I'm already in debt before I even get paid!

"By the way, Captain, I called you here to discuss something." Yamabuki Ditang quickly changed the subject.

"Hmm? Anything else?" Yamamoto asked.

Ever since Yamabuki Toto joined the Gotei 13, Yamamoto felt that his brain was liberated, and he would throw any problems he had to Yamabuki first.

"It's about the Gotei 13. I think we should build a special medical team. This will reduce the losses among the team members." said Yamabuki Detang.

Yamamoto nodded slightly. "It's a good idea, but it won't work right now. The Gotei 13 are too small. There are only a few hundred people in total. When we have more people in the future, I will definitely do as you say."

Yamabuki Ditang nodded. Indeed, the number of people in the Gotei 13 is too small now. If a part of them is specially assigned to be responsible for medical care, there will be even fewer people who can fight. This plan can only be implemented when there are more people and it is more stable in the future.

"Then I will first learn medical skills from Qilinji Tianshilang. It should be useful in the future." Yamabuki Ditang said.

Yamamoto frowned slightly. He originally wanted to advise Yamabuki Detang not to learn everything, but to focus on one thing.

If you want to practice swordsmanship, just focus on practicing swordsmanship.

If you want to learn the way of ghosts, just concentrate on learning it.

What Yamabuki Ditang is learning now is really too complicated, and human energy is limited after all.

But when I think of Yamabuki Ditang's terrifying talent, forget it, maybe he really is a genius?

"Yamabuki, you still lack some skills in bare-handed combat. When I have time, I will teach you how to fight with bare hands to make up for your shortcomings in this area." Yamamoto said.

The old man is so generous? It's rare!

"Thank you, Captain! By the way, where did you get your mahjong? Is mahjong available in this era?" Yamabuki Ditang asked curiously.

Shifengyuan Chihiro said with a smile, "This thing is very popular in the human world, and it has gradually spread to Rukongai. I just happened to have a collection of it."

Forget it, he doesn’t want to get involved in these little things, so he should go learn medicine first!

Among the gods of death, there are three people with superb medical skills.

They are Kirinji Tenshiro, Unohana Retsu, and Yamada Seinosuke.

Among them, Kirinji Tianshilang's medical skills were the most superb, especially the invention of two hot springs. It is no exaggeration to describe it as "resurrecting the dead and turning flesh into bones."

Unohana Retsu learned medical skills from Kirinji Tenshiro, and was already the best in the Gotei 13. But unfortunately, in terms of medical skills alone, he is not as good as Kirinji Tenshiro.

The last one is Yamada Seinosuke, who did not appear in the main story. He is Yamada Hanatarō’s brother and serves as the director of a hospital specializing in serving the nobility. His medical skills are not inferior to Unohana Retsu.

Yamabuki Ditang hummed a little tune and came to the residence of Kirinji Tianshilang, and found that he had many patients there.

Hanako ran back and forth, acting as a little nurse.

After all the patients had been sent away, Yamabuki Ditang came in.

"Brother Yamabuki? Why are you here? Are you sick?" Hanako asked nervously.

"No, I have something to discuss with Qilinji Tianshilang." Yamabuki Ditang looked at Qilinji Tianshilang, and Qilinji Tianshilang snorted coldly.

"If you show me kindness without any reason, you are either a traitor or a thief. It must be up to no good that you come to me." Qilin Temple Tian Shilang said coldly, "I am very busy now, please don't disturb me."

Shanbuki Ditang smiled and leaned over: "Don't be so unkind! We are good brothers who have been through thick and thin together. I brought good wine to see you, how can you be so cold to me?"

"You brought me some wine? You have something to ask of me? Tell me!" Qilin Temple Tian Shilang certainly knew what kind of person this bastard was. He had no good intentions when he was paying New Year's greetings to a chicken.

"You are the best doctor in Soul Society. You have done countless good deeds in curing illnesses and saving lives! Please give me some of your merits!" Yamabuki Detang asked with a cunning look on his face.

"What do you mean?" Qilin Temple Tian Shilang asked vigilantly.

"I want to learn medicine from you."

"Learn medicine?" Qilin Temple Tian Shilang was stunned. What is this kid trying to do?

"Why do you want to learn medicine from me?" asked Qilinji Tianshilang.

"To heal the sick and save the world..."

Kirinji Tianshilang silently drew his sword: "Tell the truth!"

"...to make it more fun to chop people! Think about it, if you meet a bastard who has committed a heinous crime, how boring would it be to chop him to death with just two swords? If I knew how to fight back, I would heal him first and then chop him to death, then heal him again and then chop him to death, and make him suffer the consequences and regret coming to this place...Ah, hey, hey? Don't push me?" Yamabuki Ditang shouted.

Qilin Temple Tian Shilang’s face turned pale. Even if Satan comes, he will call you “big brother”!

In the end, under Yamabuki Ditang's sincere request (soft and hard persuasion), he agreed to teach Yamabuki Ditang medical skills.

"I want you to swear that in the future, when you kill someone, you are not allowed to use the Huidao I taught you to heal the other person. Give the other person a quick death! Be a human being!" Qilin Temple Tian Shilang said with a sigh.

"Yeah, yeah! I swear." Yamabuki Ditang looked obedient.

I believe you!

Look at the people recruited by the Gotei 13, is there any normal one among them?

"Then let's start learning the Dao now!"

Chapter 32: Fish: "I am God!"

Qilin Temple Tian Shilang brought over a bucket with a lively fish in it.

"Are we going to have lunch? Should we stew or steam this fish?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

"This fish is for you to practice." Qilin Temple Tian Shilang shook his head and sighed, a rotten tree cannot be carved.

"The most important aspect of medicine is Kaido, a form of ghost art specifically designed for healing. Let me explain the principles of Kaido to you. Kaido doesn't directly heal the Shinigami's body, but rather stimulates the Shinigami's body to restore its spiritual pressure. Once the spiritual pressure is restored, the victim's body can recover quickly. Do you understand?"

Yamabuki Ditang nodded vigorously.

All buildings and creatures in Soul Society are made up of spirit particles, so this treatment system is relatively complete.

Qilin Temple Tian Shilang took the fish out and cut it.

"I will only demonstrate it once. If you can't learn it, get out of here immediately! I, Qilinji Tianshilang, never teach mediocre people." Qilinji Tianshilang launched Huidao at the fish. Originally, the unfortunate fish was on the verge of death after being chopped, but after the treatment of Huidao, the right side of the fish was alive and kicking in just one or two minutes.

"Have you watched it yet?" Kirinji Tianshilang looked at Yamabuki Ditang with a provocative look.

I replied that this thing looks simple, but it is actually very complicated. How is it possible to learn it just by looking at it once?

Kirinji Tianshilang is deliberately making things difficult for Yamabuki Ditang. Did I teach you? Of course I did! But if you can't learn it, you can't blame me.

"Hmm! Everything!" Yamabuki Ditang only watched Huidao's activation once and already understood the principle behind it.

Humph, how shameless.

Qilin Temple Tian Shilang took out the fish that had just been cured and cut it again!

The fish kept flapping on the chopping board, its mouth wide open and closing!

"You two, behave like human beings!"

"If you have the ability to cure it, I will teach you a deeper level of Hui Dao if you can cure it." Qilin Temple Tian Shilang looked proud.