How come I was the one being targeted?

Haha, it’s really a sales pitch. Only those guys can use this kind of rhetoric. Next should be the boring introduction to toilets, right?

Bai Jun sneered in his heart and decided to put her on the blacklist.

But before I could even reach my personal homepage, several messages came in one after another.

[Please do not disturb me unless necessary. If you have any questions, please contact me at work: This is Ye Lina. Do you remember me, Brother Bai Jun?]

[Please do not disturb me unless necessary. If you need any help, please contact me at work: Oops, it took me a lot of effort to get your contact information.]

Yelena?

Bai Jun was quite impressed by the pretty girl holding the strange piggy bank, so he was a little surprised.

Nan Liujing: Miss Ye Lina? What do you want to talk to me about?

[Don't bother me unless necessary. If you need help, please contact work: Um, didn't the account bite you last time? I've actually been wanting to apologize to you for a while.]

[Nan Liujing: There's no need to worry about that little thing. Besides, didn't you already apologize to me back then?]

[Please do not disturb me unless necessary. If you have any questions, please contact me at work. My apology back then was too perfunctory. I would like to treat you to a meal as my apology!]

Bai Jun's fingers paused in the air. He instinctively wanted to refuse, but when he thought of Ye Lina's character, he always felt that she would not give up easily. Instead of doing that, it would be better to follow her steps. This might be the most correct decision.

Otherwise, if Ye Lina blocked the entrance of the government office with flowers after get off work, I would never be able to clear myself of the blame even if I jumped into the Yellow River.

[Nan Liujing: Okay, please set a time.]

[Don't bother me unless necessary. If you need anything, please contact me at work: Eh? Do you agree? Great! I was planning on coming over with flowers to apologize! In that case, let's schedule it for tomorrow!]

Are you serious?!

When Bai Jun saw this, his eyes darkened. He was impressed by Ye Lina's terrifying ability to act, but at the same time he was glad that his answer was correct.

Just after Bai Jun agreed to Ye Lina, another message popped up on Yuzhao.

——Cold Crow?

Bai Jun blinked at the other person's name. As far as he could remember, the people working at the Ten Kings Division rarely communicated with the outside world, and even then, it was only for work needs at night. Most importantly, whenever Bai Jun thought of Jackdaw, he would recall the horrific memory of having his clothes forcibly ripped off by the two sisters last night.

Bai Jun swallowed his saliva. Although he wanted to ignore the message, he finally opened the chat box.

[Cold Crow: Hello, hello, are you free now? I need your help here, it's urgent, please reply as soon as you receive this.]

Bai Jun felt uneasy at Jackdaw's confusing opening remarks. He hesitated for a moment, but since she said it was urgent, he decided to reply.

【Nan Liujing: I’m here.】

[Cold Crow: That's great, it's great that you're here. It doesn't really matter if you're not here, but it would be even better if you were here. Ahem, I'm getting off topic. What I wanted to say is that my sister once made an agreement with the Ten Kings Division that for every criminal apprehended, she would be allowed to return to life for half a day. Thanks to you last night, my sister will be able to return to life for half a day tomorrow. Normally, I, her younger sister, should take her out for a stroll and rest, but unfortunately, I have important matters to attend to tomorrow, so...]

[Nan Liujing: Can I refuse? ]

[Cold Crow: No, you can't bear to see your sister alone outside, right? Besides, your sister is usually silly and silly, but also so cute. I'm worried that she will be kidnapped!]

[Nan Liujing: Funny analysis of "Kidnapped." I think you should first face up to your sister's fighting ability. Instead of worrying about whether she will be kidnapped, you should consider whether I will be free to agree to your request tomorrow.]

[Cold Crow: I don't care. You should be free. If you dare to refuse me, I will bring my sister to find you tonight!]

Nan Liujing: My dear sister, you just shook me 8, is there any grudge between us?

[Cold Crow: Wait a minute, I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.]

[Nan Liujing: ...What.]

[Cold Crow: Think about it, tomorrow it's just you and my sister alone. Isn't that a date? Being able to date a cool beauty like my sister... isn't that a great thing for you men?]

Nan Liujing: The only thing I can agree with in your words is that Xueyi is a cold beauty, so do you have anything else to say? It's nice to chat with you. Goodbye.

[Cold Crow: It's too late. Do you know why I just said it doesn't matter whether you're here or not? Turn around and look to the side.]

Then, there was a knocking sound from the window closest to Bai Jun's seat. Bai Jun's whole body stiffened, and his head looked out the window in a stuttering manner as if it was wound up.

There stood a tall, white-haired beauty. She smiled and waved the jade tablet in her hand. Although I couldn't hear her words, I could vaguely tell what she meant by observing the ups and downs of her cherry lips and the cunning in her eyes:

"You can't run away."

Chapter 39: Pressure on Masne (3/3)

On the side of the road in Changletian, a waiter in a teahouse was brewing tea in a large teapot.

The tea brewed in boiling hot water fills the air with fragrance, providing a good place for passers-by to rest.

The light in the hall is soft, shining through the window lattices and falling on the table top that has become smooth from years of use. Customers are gathered in twos and threes, some whispering, while others concentrating on sipping tea. It is a quiet and peaceful scene.

Meanwhile, in a deserted corner of the teahouse, Bai Jun looked at the woman sitting across from him, leisurely sipping tea, as if facing a formidable enemy. He took the initiative to ask cautiously, "So, Miss Jackdaw, what exactly do you want to do by calling me out?"

Today, Jackdaw was not wearing his usual monotonous and dull black uniform, but a long off-shoulder chiffon dress that showed off his perfect figure. His fair and slender legs were matched with a pair of black high boots, and his long silver hair was casually draped down, making him look a little lazy and indifferent.

After hearing Bai Jun's question, she calmly put down her teacup, gently brushed the hair by her ear, and asked, "What? Didn't I just explain it in the Jade Omen?"

"Please don't say such overbearing words, and haven't I already refused?" Bai Jun sighed and rejected Jackdaw's request.

"The refusal is invalid." Jackdaw rejected Bai Jun's refusal and asked him a soul-searching question.

"Do you dislike me, sister? That's true... After all, people in our profession are just weirdos who say goodbye to the living and the dead. It's normal to be disliked and hated."

"Stop, stop, stop! I promise you, I promise you, okay."

"Great, I knew you were different from others."

Bai Jun knew that this was a trap set by Jackdaw, but he still hurriedly interrupted her whispered complaints. As a result, as soon as he said the words of agreement, Jackdaw sitting opposite him instantly put away his disappointment and raised a triumphant smile at the corner of his mouth.

"In that case, if there's nothing else, I'll go back first. Just tell me the specific time and details on Yuzhao."

Bai Jun raised his head and drank the tea in the cup in one breath. He thought that after agreeing, there was nothing to do and he could go back. However, he was stopped by the crow as soon as he stood up.

"Wait, don't go back yet, I still have something to ask you."

"W-what?"

Bai Jun looked at Jackdaw's serious expression, and his heart skipped a beat for some reason. He almost subconsciously took a few steps back.

"Although it's not appropriate for me to ask this kind of question, I still want to ask, where are you taking your sister tomorrow?"

Jackdaw's slender and tender fingers tapped lightly on the edge of the white jade teacup from time to time. After hesitating for a moment, he asked.

Where to go?

Let’s get straight to the point and book a room!

Of course, Bai Jun only dared to mutter such words in his heart. Not to mention whether Xue Yi's puppet body had such function, he would probably be executed on the spot by Jackdaw as soon as he said it out loud.

So after a moment's thought, he tentatively asked, "Ask Xueyi? I'll accompany her wherever she wants to go."

"Are you an idiot? As a man, you must be the one to take the lead when you are together!" Jackdaw put her fingers on her chin, raised her head slightly and thought for a moment, until her eyes swept across a couple who were walking hand in hand in front of the teahouse, and she instantly thought of something.

"Forget it, there's no point in talking any more. Let's just go to some possible date spots today and check them out. Just think of it as making date plans in advance."

"what?"

Bai Jun touched his forehead in confusion, then touched Jackdaw's forehead. He even suspected that this guy had burned out his brain to come up with such a ridiculous idea.

It wasn't until Jackdaw gently slapped his hand away with a somewhat resentful look in his eyes that Bai Jun realized that his words were not a joke. He shook his head decisively and made a big cross with his hands on his chest:

"Duck eggs should not be duck eggs, and oysters should not be oysters!"

"Stop being so nagging!"

Jackdaw slammed her hand on the table, and the loud noise instantly attracted the attention of the tea drinkers around her. Under their strange gazes, she slowly stood up and said seriously, "Now, imagine me as your sister!"

This statement immediately sparked a wave of gossip in the teahouse:

"Oh, is this a meal replacement?"

"No, isn't it spring? Why is it white outside?"

“It’s great to be young…”

These rumors reached Bai Jun's ears without fail, but the person involved did not seem to have any intention of refuting them. Instead, he dragged Jackdaw away from the teahouse, almost exploding with shame.

Before leaving, I also took away the tea that Jackdaw hadn't finished drinking. After all, you can't waste what you paid for.

.............

Because Bai Jun works in the Shen Ce Mansion, he has to cooperate with the Ten Kings Division in dealing with difficult issues. Having said that, Han Ya rarely works with Bai Jun. After all, one is a civilian who interrogates prisoners in the rear, and the other is a guard responsible for hunting down and arresting criminals. It is indeed true that they are not related at all.

Her elder sister had many experiences of working with Bai Jun together, and every time she came back, she would praise Bai Jun's reliability and strength to her. Jackdaw knew this very well, because her elder sister usually arrested criminals, and her clever body would always suffer various serious injuries when she came back.

But whenever her sister goes on a mission with Bai Jun, she will never be harmed, so Jackdaw has always had great trust in Bai Jun's character and ability.

My sister would occasionally say that Bai Jun was a little stupid and dull, and Jackdaw always had doubts about this, because it conflicted with the reliability mentioned earlier. How could a reliable and strong person be related to dullness?

And today, the doubt in Jackdaw's heart was completely resolved.

"Today's choy sum is very fresh, and the shepherd's purse looks good too. Oh? The newly arrived potatoes are on sale!"

Jackdaw, who was inexplicably brought to the vegetable market, looked at Bai Jun who was enthusiastically walking around in front of the vegetable stalls. When he thought about handing his sister over to this man tomorrow, he felt like the sky was falling.

Are there really men in the world who bring girls to the vegetable market for a date?

"Stop kidding! You're actually planning on bringing my sister to the market?" Jackdaw interrupted Bai Jun, who was selecting the right celery, and stared at him with a gloomy expression. "And Luofu has so many fun places, why did you have to go to the market?"

"What's wrong with the wet market? There's a lot of knowledge involved. For example, when buying tomatoes, buy the dark red ones; they have a rich flavor and are easier to stir-fry to release juice. Choose the heavier taro, which has more water and starch, making it soft and sticky. And there are dried and fresh shiitake mushrooms...why don't you try it too?"

Feeling someone's increasingly unbelievable and cold gaze, Bai Jun's eyes began to move away uneasily, and his voice became weaker and weaker.

"Don't bring your personal tastes into this! Even though my sister always looks cold, she's actually like most girls. She likes to go to the market, read novels, and watch fantasy plays, not the market. Besides, my sister's delicate body can't even eat!"

Before Bai Jun could explain, Jackdaw suddenly pinched his face and pulled it hard to both sides until he felt relieved.

"You're not even qualified!"

"Then what should I do?" Bai Jun rubbed his red face and said helplessly: "Oh, right, didn't you just say that Xueyi likes reading and listening to opera? How about I take her to Sanyu Bookstore to read some books, and then go to listen to a fantasy opera at the end."

"Take this first."

Jackdaw rolled his eyes, took out a small diary from his arms, stuffed it into Bai Jun's hand in a bad mood, and began to explain in the face of his puzzled look.

"I sometimes write down my daily experiences in a notebook... so I can tell my sister about them when I see her. I'll give it to you for now. Take it out and read it tomorrow when you're stuck for words."

"Oh...."

"As for tomorrow's arrangements... come with me, I'll take you to check out the place, and treat it as a date plan for tomorrow. Tomorrow you'll act according to the plan I gave you." After thinking it over, Jackdaw still felt that this method was the most reliable. He gave Bai Jun a look and walked towards the commercial street on his own.

"Pressure Massenet..."

Bai Jun scratched his hair and followed helplessly.

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"Is this your plan? Let me make it clear first, my salary for this month hasn't come yet, so I won't have enough money to buy Xue Yi expensive clothes..."

After following Jackdaw around the street for a few circles, the two finally stopped in front of a well-decorated clothing store. Looking at the dazzling array of exquisite clothes inside, Bai Jun touched the same wallet as his wife Gua, and tugged at the corner of Jackdaw's clothes with a slightly strange look.

"Don't worry about it. You just need to listen to my arrangements."

Jackdaw was too lazy to explain to Bai Jun, a guy who didn't understand romance, and just pushed him inside.

The girl at the front desk of the shop was a fox with an oversized furry tail. When she saw a customer coming in, she approached them enthusiastically, smiled, and bowed: "Hello, welcome, how can I help you?"

The combination of a man and a woman easily reminds people of a scene where a boyfriend buys clothes for his girlfriend, so the fox woman looked at Jackdaw, and while admiring her good figure in her heart, she enthusiastically introduced her the latest and hottest clothes in the store.

Jackdaw shook his head to decline her enthusiasm, and pointed to Bai Jun beside him and said, "Buy him some clothes. Any recommendations?"

"what?"

A question mark suddenly popped up in Bai Jun's head. He had just taken a quick look at the clothes in the store, and most of them were priced beyond his reach. Besides, wasn't this for buying clothes for Xue Yi later? How did this become buying clothes for him?

"Don't you think you're a little too unkempt?"

Jackdaw glanced at Bai Jun in front of him again. He was wearing a casual white shirt and black trousers, and his half-long hair was as messy as a bird's nest. It could be said that except for his face, everything else on him looked disastrous.

But we have to mention that this guy is really too handsome. His face can only be rated at 50 points, but he can be brought back to more than 90 points. It makes people sigh that God's mercy is so generous.

Jackdaw picked out several handsome-looking clothes and stuffed them into Bai Jun's arms, urging the girl at the front desk to take him to the locker room to change clothes. She hoped to leave her sister with a well-trained Bai Jun tomorrow.

Bai Jun was led to the locker room by the fox woman. Before entering, he suddenly gathered up his hair and asked the fox woman, "Can you give me a hair tie? I need to fix my hair."

"Eh? A hair tie..." The fox woman rummaged through her pocket, took out a hair tie and handed it to Bai Jun.

"Thank you." Bai Jun took the hair tie and walked into the locker room.

Not long after, Jackdaw, who was selecting suitable clothes for Bai Jun at the shelf, heard a sharp and shy female voice.

Jackdaw immediately realized that something might have gone wrong with Bai Jun, so he ignored everything else and ran towards the locker room holding the clothes in his hand.

It was not until he saw the refreshed Bai Jun in the mirror that Jackdaw seemed to understand the source of his scream.