How come I was the one being targeted?

"Are you finally listening to my explanation?" Seeing that she had finally regained her ability to communicate, Bai Jun painstakingly explained the whole story: "...In short, this person is really just a gaming friend I met online. We just play games together on a daily basis."

Only when his throat was about to smoke did he hear Qingque mutter softly, "Really?"

"Really, really." Bai Jun nodded and patted his chest to make a promise.

"You answered too quickly... You are really just trying to fool me, woooo!" Qingque hid her smile in her heart, rubbed the red corners of her eyes with her soft fingers, and still pretended to look pitiful.

Hearing this, Bai Jun's eyes went dark and he almost fainted from anger on the spot.

There was no other way, so Bai Jun had to take out the Jade Sign and delete the netizen with the ID Silver Hacker in front of Qingque. One reason was to fool Qingque as quickly as possible, and the other was to prevent the Silver Hacker from harassing him again in the future.

"Hey, I didn't lie to you, did I?"

As the silver hacker avatar completely disappeared, Bai Jun shook the jade sign in his hand, but before he put it away, he heard a ding-dong sound, and a very familiar ID suddenly flashed on the screen.

【Silver Hacker:???】

[Silver Hacker: Why did you delete me? Are you really tired of me? ]

[Silver Hacker: Wuwuwu, have you forgotten the oath you made when you first met me? You promised to only lick my boots from now on...]

666, this one is Gui!

After seeing the screen clearly, Bai Jun's face almost turned green, and he was obviously scared. He was very sure that he had deleted the silver hacker just now, but where did this hacker come from now... Oh no, could this really be a hacker?

"Hmm? What's the message on it..."

Without waiting for Bai Jun to continue thinking, Qingque blinked in confusion and curiously leaned against Bai Jun's shoulder. When he was about to get closer, Bai Jun suddenly exerted force on Yuzhao's left hand, crushing it into powder with a bang.

"Woooaa! What are you doing!?"

"Ahahaha~ I accidentally crushed it."

Bai Jun scratched his cheek with a wry smile, while Qingque held his hand worriedly. In fact, she didn't care about the content on the jade omen. She was only worried that Bai Jun's hand would be scratched by the broken jade omen.

After confirming that there were no scratches on Bai Jun's left hand, Qingque finally felt relieved and started to scold him, "How can you not cherish your body like this! There are so many delicate parts in the jade trigram. If one gets embedded in the flesh, it would be so painful!"

"It's okay, I won't get hurt because of such a small thing."

"You have to be careful, but then again, why did you crush the jade omen? And who was that message on the screen just now? Why do I feel..."

"Ahaha~ The weather is nice today."

As soon as this topic was mentioned, Bai Jun immediately burst into laughter, whistling and looking at the scenery around him.

Qingque opened his mouth, but before he could say anything, he heard Bai Jun ask again, "By the way, where did the raccoon you were with just now go? It looks familiar to me."

As he spoke, Bai Jun took out the photo that Song Yan gave him, and Qingque recognized at a glance that the raccoon cat in the photo was the one he had just seen.

"Huh? The raccoon I just saw looks like the one in the photo!"

"Is this true?" Bai Jun had originally wanted to change the subject and quickly get the matter over with, but he hadn't expected to actually stumble upon the raccoon slave he'd commissioned. He looked around impatiently, "Where is it?"

"It's there, it's there...ah, there it is!"

Following the direction pointed by Qingque, Bai Jun soon saw the white house cat lying on the Lingxing Gate of Taibusi.

"You, my dear raccoon, really make me very happy!"

Bai Jun confirmed again that the cat looked just like the one in the photo, so he put the photo back into his arms, raised the long sword at his waist, held his breath and concentrated on making a javelin throwing posture. Just when he was aiming and ready to throw it, Qingque was frightened and hurried forward to stop him.

"Wa ...

"No, I know how to handle this kind of thing. I make sure the force is just right, so I won't get hurt."

Qingque jumped up and grabbed the long sword, refusing to let Bai Jun do such a thing no matter what. But before she could finish her words, she was almost crushed by the weight of the long sword in her arms: "Wow, Qingyan, your sword is so heavy!"

"Who told you to grab it?"

A hint of helplessness flashed across Bai Jun's eyes. He curled his lips, walked forward, took the long knife from Qingque's arms, and leaned it against the door.

“What a hassle…”

Since he couldn't take it down, he had to try another method. Bai Jun rolled up his sleeves, looked in the right direction, and climbed up the pillar like the ancients.

The house cat, lying on the Lingxing gate plaque, was still leisurely basking in the sun. Perhaps because it had been pampered for so long by its previous owner, it hadn't sensed the approaching danger at all. Just as it was about to lick the tender pink flesh of its paws, the warm sunlight above it was suddenly replaced by shadows, and a voice suddenly rang out from behind: "We got you!"

“Meow——!”

The strong and huge local domestic cats in Xianzhou are no match for the Xianzhou supermen, not to mention the poor and weak little cat slave who is not even enough to fill the gaps in their teeth. It can only let out miserable wails and is then easily taken down by Bai Jun.

Holding the scruff of fate with one hand, Bai Jun jumped lightly from Lingxing Gate and landed on the ground without making any sound like a dead leaf. He was as light as a piece of thin paper.

"That's amazing, Qingyan, have you ever learned Qinggong?"

Qingque, who had witnessed the entire process, marveled at his light and agile figure. Bai Jun shrugged nonchalantly and said casually, "It's natural."

Anyone with some basic skills can actually land safely from a height of ten meters. The real difficulty lies in maintaining a light and agile state while landing steadily. It can be said that it is impossible for people who have not learned it specially to do it. Qingque knew this very well, but seeing that Bai Jun did not want to reveal more, he kept the words to himself.

Suddenly, Qingque noticed the domestic cat in Bai Jun's hand. It was thought that the cat would continue to resist, but now it inexplicably calmed down. It sniffed hard, as if it smelled something very happy, and then it snuggled into Bai Jun's arms with a look of enjoyment. Its well-behaved appearance was completely different from the beginning.

"When going out on field work, you always have to prepare some tools. As a serviceman, it's normal for me to carry some catnip with me, right?" Bai Jun seemed to see Qingque's confusion, and mysteriously took out a small piece of catnip from his pocket.

He had specifically asked his cat-raising colleague for this when he left the Dihengsi Office, but he didn't expect it to come in handy so soon.

As the hyssop sprigs swayed slightly, the house cat in his arms immediately revealed a rather obsessed expression, sticking out its tongue and rolling its eyes.

"Well, it seems the schizonepeta used on the local cats in Xianzhou is a bit too strong."

In order to prevent the painting from developing in a strange direction, Bai Jun put away the cattail and wrapped the cat's nose with a handkerchief. After doing all this, Bai Jun indicated that it was time to go back and report.

After hearing what Bai Jun said, Qing Que clapped his hands and asked belatedly, "Oh, right, I haven't asked Qing Yan why you went to Taibusi yet?"

"Shouldn't we only ask this kind of question when we're parting..." Bai Jun held the cat in his arms and sighed helplessly, even his complaints becoming much quieter. "What else could it be? It's about playing cards with you yesterday."

"Then, then Lord Taibu didn't do anything to you, right?" Qingque immediately became nervous. He came over and touched Bai Jun's arm, then his shoulder, just like a worker in a workshop checking products that were about to be exported, fearing that Fu Xuan would secretly remove a few parts.

Bai Jun felt that her reaction was a bit excessive. He flicked her forehead lightly with his finger and said with a smile, "Don't worry, you just scolded me a few times, you can't eat me. But if you look like this, you might get captured by Fu Xuan soon."

"How is that possible! I am the most disciplined person in the entire Taibu Division. If he really wanted to, Master Taibu would never find a reason to punish me."

"Stop talking Qingque, do you know that your body is already covered with invisible flags..."

"No way, does this count?"

Qingque, who usually loves intensive Internet surfing, naturally knows what this sentence means, but she just doesn't believe it.

"That's even better. Okay, I'm not going to continue talking nonsense with you. I have to go back to report. You should get back to work too." Before leaving, Bai Jun suddenly said, "Oh, by the way, I'm moving in the next few days. If you're free, can you come along? I'll treat you to dinner."

"No problem! I'll definitely go!"

In the eyes of the people in Xianzhou, moving is a very serious matter, so Qingque agreed to it without thinking. Or perhaps in other words, she was very excited that Bai Jun invited her!

Only after Bai Jun walked away did Qingque cheer happily. Her cute little face flushed with excitement, and her heart felt as sweet as honey. "Great! He invited me to help him move!"

After spinning around several times in the spot, Qingque walked towards the gate of Taibusi with a cheerful step that was full of girlishness.

Perhaps because she was in an exceptionally good mood, she inexplicably felt that her job as the gatekeeper had become much happier, and her life had become more hopeful. This is what it means to be in high spirits when good things happen!

This wonderful feeling came to an abrupt end when she saw Fu Xuan standing at the door of Taibusi with a gloomy face.

...Okay, she admitted that Bai Jun's bad luck was a little too effective.

Also, can we get away with this by just stuffing more honey into the hands of the old lady Taibu?

Sky-Splitting Watchman Star, Bright Sky Fire: Statistics on the bounty results so far

The reward will be opened on September 9.17th and end on September 9.22nd.

By: 65 monthly tickets / 1314 recommendation tickets / 4652 rewards / 32 blades

As of now: 1071 monthly tickets / 5223 recommendation tickets / 32364 rewards / 306 blades

Corresponding to: 5th/1st/3rd/3rd

There are twelve updates in total, which is 2.4 words, and they will be completed within this week after being put on the shelves.

Of course, there are also the agreed twenty updates, which is 5 words, and I guarantee to pay it off within next week.

The reward will end this Friday, and we will count the amount again at that time to ensure that the amount owed will be compensated.

I feel like it’s a bit too big, but I will do my best to write!

Chapter 31: So white and big... A piggy bank?

"Is this true? This raccoon can actually find it."

In Dihengsi, Songyan was sitting by the window, holding a lit cigarette from somewhere in his mouth. As the tobacco rose, he grabbed the cat by the scruff of the neck and looked like he had seen a ghost.

Originally, I gave this commission to Bai Jun purely because I wanted to give him half a day off to change his mood, but I didn't expect that he would actually find this raccoon. You know, I have been looking for it for a week!

I have to say that the coincidence of this situation is really a bit unbelievable. If it were a scene in a movie, he would have to complain about it. But this is not a movie, but real reality.

Alas, he had originally hoped to be able to slack off for a while on this commission, but now he has to find other ways to slack off in the future.

Songyan leaned back and took a deep puff of the cigarette with a melancholy expression. He felt the bitterness and warmth of the tobacco intertwined and spread across the tip of his tongue. As he exhaled, his frown gradually relaxed.

The smoke swirled in the air, causing the female colleagues around him to look at him with disgust as if he were trash, and then they moved away from him in disgust.

However, Song Yan never cared about these things. Instead, he turned around and asked Bai Jun, who was busy doing something near the government office hall: "Hey, Qing Yan, where did you find this raccoon?"

"Taibu Si." The answer was concise and clear.

Hearing this, Song Yan's eyes became even more strange. He gently put out the cigarette butt and leveled his gaze with the raccoon slave he had picked up. "Taipusi? How did this stupid cat get there..."

"How would I know?"

Bai Jun asked his colleagues for some more cat food, but due to the differences in cat breeds, it needed to be finely crushed into powder in a basin before feeding, and a little fresh milk and jelly should be added to mix evenly to make the large pieces of cat food easier to absorb.

After preparing the cat food, Bai Jun was about to feed the cat with the bowl when he saw Song Yan's face pressed against Li Nu. He kindly reminded her, "Domestic cats have temperamental temperaments. Be careful of being scratched."

Song Yan didn't take it seriously, and even moved his face closer to the raccoon slave, saying shamelessly: "Haha, a mere raccoon slave, and such a small one at that, how can you - Wow!"

Before he could finish his words, the raccoon's sharp claws had already left three clearly visible scratches on his face. Then he kicked his chin with his hind legs and jumped out of Songyan's hands lightly and swiftly.

"Oh~ little darling, you are so awesome. This is how you treat a smoker!" There was sparse applause all around, while Songyan covered his face and howled miserably, unable to recover for a long time.

The little cat licked its paws proudly, and when it saw Bai Jun coming, it couldn't wait to get into his arms, rubbing its furry head against him affectionately, revealing a very human and intoxicated posture.

Bai Jun thought it was the smell of catnip that was causing the problem, so he lowered his head and sniffed his collar, but didn't smell anything. So he pulled the cat out of his arms and put it on the ground with the cat food bowl.

But the cat slave was not interested in the carefully prepared cat food at all. He stretched lazily, walked back to Bai Jun with elegant and light steps, rubbed his legs gently with his head, and made a low purring sound.

"The little guy really likes you. I've had a cat for several years, but it's not as friendly as you are." A colleague who has a cat at home sighed.

"Are the effects of nepeta strips so good?"

Bai Jun leaned over, gently sliding his palm across its back, gently stroking the soft fur. The raccoon squinted his eyes comfortably, snuggled up to his hand, curled up into a ball, and exuded an exceptionally satisfied atmosphere.

"This damn raccoon slave has really strong claws."

Bai Jun held Li Nu in his arms, looked at Song Yan who was approaching, and said teasingly, "I thought you would be furious."

"Why would I bother to argue with a cat?" Song Yan rubbed his hair vigorously and muttered unhappily, "Besides, this isn't just any raccoon. It has an owner, and I'll have to return him to him soon."

As they were speaking, Deacon Jingyan happened to walk over and shouted to the two of them, "I've already contacted the client, and he said he'll be here soon. Bai Jun, go out and return the raccoon slave to him. As for Songyan... come over and deal with the documents left over from this morning."

The pine smoke let out a shrill whistle. Even the scratches on his face just now were not half as lethal as these words.

"Oh right, Jingyan!"

Just as Jingyan was about to leave, Bai Jun suddenly stopped her, picked up the cat in his arms, and said with a smile, "While looking for Li Nu, my Yu Zhao accidentally broke it. Can the government office reimburse me for it?"

"Okay, I'll deliver it to you in the afternoon." Jingyan nodded, then pulled Songyan and quickly left to do other things.

“Long live reimbursement!”

Hearing this, Bai Jun contentedly picked up Li Nu and went outside the government office to wait for the client.

He found a quiet bench by the sea in the square, put Li Nu in his arms, took out the chronological edition he had just asked for from Fu Xuan, and began to flip through it.

Just as he was absorbed in his reading, the cat in his arms seemed to suddenly sense something and began to stir uncomfortably. Bai Jun raised his head, and the figure looking around in the square at the entrance of the Dihengsi quickly caught his attention.

She was a girl with short white hair that reached her shoulders and was streaked with pink highlights. A touch of delicate crimson eyeshadow adorned her eyes, which were as blue as autumn water. Her delicate and exquisite facial features were both gorgeous and pure. She was only wearing an ordinary white shirt and suit pants, but her exquisite and curvy figure and slender and straight legs could not be concealed.

If she were to be rated nine out of ten, she would be a beautiful girl whom you would never forget once you saw her on the street. But now, she placed her hands nervously on her chest, looking worriedly as if she was looking for something in the square.

When her anxious gaze met Bai Jun's, her eyes froze for a moment, and then she was extremely surprised. The most innocent happiness flashed in her adorable clear eyes - she saw the white raccoon in Bai Jun's arms.

"Xiao Ba——! I finally found you!" Lan Xin was floating, and her sight had already come to her. She saw her wearing a white shirt and black pants, running towards her side, as bright and charming as the peach blossoms on the branches in spring.

The proud breasts carefully hidden under the shirt fluctuated greatly with the ups and downs of running, pushing the shirt up high. The look of them about to burst out made Bai Jun's eyes widen instantly. He wanted to look away quickly, but his eyes were fixed there for some reason.

So white and big... A piggy bank, wait, a piggy bank! ?