Why are there only loser heroines around me?

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Health room.

"It's great... OS-1 is really delicious..." What Lemon was holding in his hand was a water solution of salt and glucose, which was used to treat complications of dehydration.

"I feel like I'm alive again." Lemon said comfortably.

Teacher Gan Xia crossed his arms and looked at the three people with a helpless look.

Volume 25: Chapter : Yana Sees Kyoko Unfazed

"You don't have to go to class anymore. Rest in the health room."

"Xiao Ba, I'll leave it to you from now on."

After saying this, Teacher Gan Xia walked out of the health room.

After waving to Teacher Gan Xia's back, Teacher Xiaoba from the health room sat down in front of them.

Generally speaking, Yanami thought that young and beautiful health teachers only appeared in male-oriented light novels. Teacher Kobata crossed her legs in a very sexy manner on the swivel chair and gave the three of them a mischievous smile.

"You guys, are you feeling okay?"

Yanai was startled and asked her what she was doing. She was not locked in the sports warehouse.

Ukyo said nothing, his eyes unable to take in Teacher Kodatsu's sexy and smooth legs. Yanami could see that he no longer wanted to stay in the health room.

Shaoyan still looked dazed, but she seemed to have regained some consciousness. She looked at Youjing dazedly and said, "Xiaoju... the story isn't over yet~, what happened to the tortoise...?"

"Dead." Ukyo stuffed the bottle of OS-1 into Lemon's mouth, his tone sounding like a joke.

Shaoyan smiled like a child and began to sip the second bottle of OS-1.

Teacher Xiaoba said, "Heatstroke is very dangerous. Not only is it life-threatening, but it can also leave lasting effects."

"I'm sorry." Youjing felt that it was his negligence that led to him being locked up in the sports warehouse. This showed that he had almost no vigilance on campus.

"It's okay~," Teacher Xiaoba chuckled softly, covering her mouth. "When I was young, I was just like you. Once I got excited, I couldn't stop."

"?"

"Teacher, what are you talking about?"

"Hate it~, you clearly know~"

Koba-sensei extended her index finger and placed it in front of Ukyo's lips, smiling sweetly.

"Don't worry~, the teacher is not the kind of person who would tell on others. Whatever you did, the teacher will not tell anyone~!"

Ukyo felt that Mr. Xiaoba's words were a bit constricting.

He stood up and prepared to leave. There were three women in the health room. He was not good at handling the situation by himself. For a moment, he missed his quick-talking junior for the first time. His low EQ complaints could always create topics in such situations and prevent reality from becoming dull. He has always been weak in finding topics. If others brought up something he was not interested in, he would not say anything more.

Some teenage boys, once in the same room with beautiful girls, would nervously try to find a topic to talk about, but couldn't think of anything to start with, and ended up in awkward silence... Ukyo was no different from those people—

He didn't respond to Teacher Xiaoba's words simply because he couldn't think of anything to respond to.

But he is different from others in that... other boys may blush and scratch their heads in embarrassment. At this time, the female teacher who regards herself as the "older sister" will inevitably laugh at them in a flowery way and say that they are so cute.

But Ukyo sat upright in his chair, and his pure eyes made the older teacher Xiaoba want to dodge. He was so serious that even Xiaoba felt that what he had just said was too presumptuous.

If it weren't for Yanai's insight, this teacher-student relationship would probably not be able to maintain -

The girl chuckled to ease the atmosphere, then suddenly waved her hand and asked, "Is Teacher Xiaoba familiar with our homeroom teacher?"

Teacher Xiaoba quickly responded: "Yes, we used to be classmates in this school."

"So she's our senior. What kind of student was Teacher Gan Xia back then?"

"You might not be able to imagine it from her current appearance. Back then, she was a somewhat silly and worrying child."

People always grow.

Ukyo also thought of his classmates.

If everyone could survive, they would surely be strong people who could stand on their own.

Teacher Xiaoba continued, "She and I used to come to this clinic often. But the child fell frequently."

Perhaps she was recalling the past, and she chuckled softly.

“…I never imagined that I would be working in this room at this school again.”

Teacher Xiaoba's long legs covered in stockings changed the posture of her feet being crossed, and she looked up at the ceiling with a nostalgic look on her face.

"Teacher, what's wrong with the ceiling?"

"The stains on the ceiling are still exactly the same as they were back then."

"What?" Youjing looked up at the ceiling in surprise.

The shape of the stain is concerning.

What could be done to spray the stain so high? Shaking the Coke, releasing it while it's fully charged, might allow it to shoot upwards. Or... perhaps a young man, lying flat on a health bed, after engaging in some piston-like movements, could accomplish a similar feat.

Damn it, Ukyo rubbed his eyebrows. He didn’t want to know what Xiaoba did in the health room when she was still a girl.

"Everyone, I'll take my leave now."

He stood up and went out in one smooth motion.

Teacher Koba looked at Ukyo's back and asked Yanami why she liked such a boring and dull person.

Yanai was startled for a moment, then immediately said, "Eh? ...Teacher, do I look like I like him?"

There was no panic on her face that a teenage girl should have when her relationship was exposed.

This surprised Xiaoba, who had rich emotional experience. She had seen more than one couple coming in and out of this health room, and she didn't expect that she would be so mistaken.

But then Yanami came to his defense, "Ukyo is a very interesting person, and his reaction is not dull. Ukyo may not like the dirty-headed older health teacher, you little Ba Sen Sen~, you really don't understand at all~"

"I..." Xiaoba stood there in a daze. Just when he was about to ask something, Yanaijian also left.

Is she being taught a lesson by her students?

........

noon.

Ukyo was tinkering with his antique coffee machine in another activity room.

The afterglow of the bell still lingered in his ears, and he pondered what kind of coffee beans would be suitable for such a machine as the bell rang.

Teacher Gan Xia said that they didn't have to go to the classroom in the morning. Yanai saw that she was supposed to stay in the health room with the patients suffering from heatstroke, but all the patients had run away, so she simply came to the activity room to slack off.

The other patient will be left in the care of Teacher Xiaoba, there shouldn't be any problems.

"Well...it's about time." Yanaijian said this and took out two blue boxes that had been prepared long ago.

"Ukyo, this is made especially for you."

Yanami said cheerfully. Ukyo, who was fiddling with the coffee machine, looked at Yanami on the velvet sofa in disbelief. She pushed the lunch box toward herself and emphasized, "We don't have any extra lunch boxes at home, so I dug out the one I used when I was in junior high from the cupboard. How about it? It's pretty cute, isn't it?"

There is no difference in size between the two boxes.

It’s just that the lunch boxes in junior high school have a picture of a well-known blue cat on them, while the ones in high school don’t have anything on them and look more mature.

When was the last time I ate a meal cooked by a girl? ...My memory is a bit fuzzy.

Volume 26: Chapter New Game: Suffocation

"Why did you prepare a lunch box for me?" he asked subconsciously.

Yanami swung her fair legs on the velvet sofa, fiddling with her fingers as she said, "Didn't you get me a membership card for the kendo dojo? ... I know it was free, but it's so expensive, I still feel a little bad about it, so I thought I'd do something for you. And since Ukyo doesn't look like someone who can cook... You only eat whole wheat bread and iced coffee for lunch every day. Even someone with an iron stomach wouldn't be able to handle iced coffee every day."

The caring words in his ears felt strange to him.

When was the last time someone cared about him? Ukyo searched through his memory discs, neatly stacked like the roulette wheels of a mechanical watch, and the answer he finally got was a bowl of white fungus porridge.

There is a yellow food in the crisper.

"Omurice?"

"Yes. I'm very confident. And this time the egg wrapper is very beautiful."

She thrust the spoon into the center, slicing it cleanly in half.

Immediately, he put his hands together and said, "Ukyo Demon, I'm going to start first."

Is it necessary to add this demon affix?

Ukyo also picked up the spoon, but he didn't put his hands together.

This omelet rice looks pretty good and is quite appetizing.

But before eating, he wanted to correct something.

It’s not that he can’t cook, because his biological mother in the other world is also a playful character, so he will act as a "chef" when he gets home from school and cook meals for two people. Every morning, he also has to get up early to prepare meals for two people. This is nothing for him who is used to getting up early. Yanami thinks that he is an ordinary high school student who can’t cook, which is wrong.

The reason why he needs to buy bread at noon is because he has to cook breakfast and dinner himself. He cooks with a lot of oil and salt, so there is nothing wrong with eating some whole wheat bread at noon to change the taste.

The last thing to correct is the iced coffee.

That thing was really harmful to the stomach and intestines, so he spent money to buy a coffee machine.

"The taste... is just average." The familiar aroma of eggs spread in my mouth, but for an omelet rice, it lacked something soulful. There was no ketchup, no runny heart, and no meat sauce. However, there was chopped chicken cutlet, so it wasn't too bad in that respect.

Ukyo said, "Have you ever had lava omelet rice? After serving, the chef will use the side of a spoon to cut the omelet on the rice. At this time, the hot tomato meat sauce and the lava of the half-cooked egg will be mixed with the rice, and the egg paste will flow like lava..."

"Stop!" Yanai, holding a spoon in her mouth, stretched out a hand and signaled Ukyo not to continue.

"You'll make my omurice look ordinary."

Ukyo looked at the "ordinary omurice" in the lunch box. He wanted to say, "Do you think your cooking has any special features?"

But he didn't say that.

People who speak their mind will sometimes think about what words will make the other party uncomfortable, what words will make the other party happy, and what words are a compromise... He always jumps back and forth between the latter two, and the final answer is often the "compromise" one.

"No," Ukyo said. "It's true it doesn't have any special features, but at least it looks good."

Yanami narrowed her eyes. The devil, Ukyo, was mocking her for being so flashy. A week ago, Yanami would have taken that as a compliment, but now it was different. As the saying goes, "A red flower blooms when it's near a red flower." She thought her IQ had been terrifyingly high these past few days.

Yanai saw someone holding a spoon in one hand and taking out a thermos from her bag with the other.

"Ukyo Demon! This is my secret weapon to conquer your taste buds!"

"what?"

"That's why you're so boring. When a girl takes something out, you should at least guess first~"

Yanami opened the thermos and poured the contents over the omurice.

Ukyo seems to be something.

"Is this white sauce?"

So that's why omurice doesn't have ketchup.

Generally speaking, ordinary omurice has two options: tomato sauce and white sauce. Although Ukyo prefers tomato broth that can be poured over rice, he plans to invite Yanami to his house during the next club activity and ask her to taste what real tomato omurice is. He is an expert in this area, but white sauce is not a bad choice.

But for him, there is a better solution.

"Hmm? This white sauce..."

How should I put it? It was more delicious than expected.

"Hehe... I used the white sauce produced by the Emperor Hotel, which had been dormant for a long time and was among the New Year's gifts someone gave me! A playboy who frequents luxury hotels couldn't have never tasted the flavor of the Emperor, right?"

Seeing this, Yana was very proud and raised the corners of his mouth high.

"How is it? Better than whole wheat bread, right?"

"Of course you're thoughtful, Yana-kun."

Ukyo said as he ate, "But I remember you boasting about finding the murderer who locked the door of the sports warehouse. It's already been two hours since the crime. Yanami, have you forgotten that investigations have a time limit?"

Damn it, the Ukyo devil didn’t forget to preach even while eating.

She quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, stood up, put away her lunch box, opened the door of the activity room, saluted inside and said, "Boss Youjing! I'll check it out right away!"

Ah, another nickname.

"Oh, right." Yanaijian shook her phone before leaving. "I saw a new supernatural game on another website. It's an upgraded version of the one you played last time. I sent it to you. When I saw it, I was thinking... Ukyo might be interested in this, right?"