Paradise Project from Gensokyo

"You just ate a huge bucket of bubble tea, and you're still able to drink it?"

"This is just for testing, so it's okay to suffer a little."

Reimu explained cheerfully that if she hadn't drunk too much pearl milk tea just now, she could have had a few more cups of papaya tea.

If it really works, I will surpass my mom in no time!

Looking at her expectant expression, Lin Yan's eyes twitched, but in the end he didn't say anything more.

Everyone has to have some dreams, right?

After patting Lingmeng's shoulder comfortingly, Lin Yan took the basket of bamboo shoots and soft-shelled turtle left by Meihong and slipped back to the living room.

"Add two more dishes for lunch today: turtle soup and stir-fried pork with bamboo shoots."

"Oh!!!"

The little ones who had just finished their homework cheered immediately. They had been suffering for so long and finally heard some good news.

"Let me help. I can peel the bamboo shoots."

"Leave the turtle to me."

Lan and Huiyin immediately stepped forward to take the things and went to the kitchen to get busy. Lin Yan couldn't help smacking his lips when he saw their virtuous appearance.

"How about it, she's virtuous, right? Lan is the perfect candidate to be a wife."

Yakumo Yukari held a cup of milk tea and came over with a smile, nudging Lin Yan's shoulder provocatively.

"Speak directly if you have anything to say."

"Look, I've introduced you to such a powerful wife, give us a full massage membership~"

Lin Yan rolled his eyes at her unhappily when he heard that, but then his eyes suddenly lit up as if he had thought of something.

"It's not impossible."

"really?"

Yakumo Yukari's spirits suddenly lifted.

"But this is my first time to get membership, so I can only make one membership card to test the waters."

"You're worried about the membership fee, so the membership card will be issued in Lan's name."

"I'll ask Lan for the price when the time comes. After becoming a member, you can apply for four massages every month at a 30% discount, and you'll also receive a free full massage."

“If you don’t fulfill your quota this month, it can be accumulated to the next month.”

"This membership card can be lent to others. Why don't you just ask Lan to borrow it when the time comes?"

Lin Yan suggested with a smile, and Yakumo Yukari became more and more excited after hearing this thoughtful arrangement.

Anyway, it was Lan who introduced herself to the blind date, and she seemed to like him quite a lot.

When paying the price, it shouldn't be a problem for the two of them to hug and touch each other, just to add to the fun.

Not only can I avoid it, but I can also get a membership card, killing two birds with one stone!

Although I always feel that the boss seems to be planning something strange, but now that I'm here...

"make a deal!"

Yakumo Yukari immediately nodded in agreement.

In general, you can enjoy it five times a month, and you can use the free one yourself. Don’t be greedy!

"Okay, wait a minute. I'll make the membership card first. I need to talk to Patchy about this."

"Okay~"

Hearing that she was involved, Patchouli, who was reading a book, looked up in confusion.

After Lin Yan came over and explained for a while, Patch nodded in understanding.

"That's easy. Just give me a card and I'll engrave a contract spell on it. Just remember to replenish your magic power every month."

"Then I'll trouble you, Patsy."

"It's just a little effort."

With Patchouli's assistance, Lin Yan immediately rummaged through the warehouse to find the materials for making membership cards.

Not long after, he used equivalent exchange to refine a luxurious and exquisite card.

In order to make it easier to distinguish, he even added a silhouette of Yakumo Aoi during the refining process.

The card itself has been made into a work of art worthy of collection.

After Patchouli took over, she carefully drew the magic circle and said casually -

"Four charges, one free. I'll set up two symbols to distinguish them."

"I'll mark the remaining times in the corner. Every time you use the reserve, it will be linked to the symbol above."

"Anything else you'd like to add?"

"That's enough."

Patchouli nodded when she heard that, and with the tip of her pen carefully carved, complex and obscure magic spells suddenly covered the surface of the card densely.

After everything was carved, a dazzling purple light suddenly burst out, illuminating the entire living room.

When the light gradually faded, the membership card returned to its original appearance, except for a few more eye-catching identification symbols.

"Alright, before using it, let Lan input the demonic energy and magic to verify it. If that doesn't work, you can also use blood to verify it."

"Okay, thank you, Patchy~"

Yakumo Yukari thanked her happily and almost couldn't wait to stroll towards the kitchen with the card in her hand.

"If the trial of the membership card goes well this time, I might need your help later, Patchi. I'll be sorry to see you there."

"It's out of the way."

Patchouli shook her head, rubbed her still sore shoulders, and a hint of desire flashed in her eyes.

Or... should I get one for myself when the time comes?

No, no, no, the impact last night was too great. What if something happens when we're alone in a room?

I'd better check out Lan's feedback first. If it's a serious massage, I can try it myself.

What if it's not proper...

Can't think about it!

Patch immediately strangled the magic-replenishing scene that almost appeared, and her whole body revealed a firm and solemn expression.

Looking at her strange look, Lin Yan scratched his head in confusion.

Before they could ask anything, the figures of Meihong and Kaguya fighting each other suddenly rolled over from the corridor.

Not only were their hair not dried, but even the staff uniforms they had just put on were soaked as if they had just been fished out of the water.

Looking at the large puddle of water on the floor, Xigua and Yongyi, who were in charge of cleaning today, suddenly turned pale...

128

Chapter 128 A certain NEET girl feels like she has found a high-end retirement, health and leisure club.

"How come you two always start fighting?"

"It's all because of this bitch. We agreed to hold our breath, but she suddenly tickled my skin and I almost got a stitch in the side."

"You're pretending to be a water ghost and secretly pulling me!"

Meihong and Kaguya were yelling and cursing, waving their claws and showing signs of scratching each other's faces.

But when Xigua and Yongyi walked past them with mops and gloomy faces while mopping the floor, the two of them immediately calmed down, with guilty looks on their faces.

Lin Yan also knocked on the heads of the two people in annoyance——

"Alright, alright, stop making a fuss. Quickly dry your hair and take a rest. We'll have lunch soon."

"Kaguya, tell Zi your address. The milk tea is ready and can be delivered anytime."

"If you're not in a hurry to go back, why not stay and have lunch together? Your clothes are all soaked. You can wash them and dry them in the courtyard."

"Oh~"

"Sorry to bother you, boss. I'll send you some health supplements later."

"That's not necessary! I understand!"

Lin Yan quickly shook his head to stop him, saying, if some weird stuff got mixed in, who knows what would happen.

After stuffing a slice of watermelon into each of their hands to coax them, Lin Yan took the towel and started to rub Meihong's head.

"Wow, boss, I'll just warm it over the fire... It's been pulled, it's been pulled, my scalp is about to be pulled off!"

"Forget it, don't accidentally set my living room on fire. Go eat your melon."

"You've almost shaken my brain, ah ah ah..."

"Don't move. Why is your hair still tangled?"

Meihong grumbled unhappily, but after taking a few bites of the melon, she finally didn't break free.

Kaguya looked at her being suppressed and couldn't help but raise her eyebrows——

"Your partner?"

"Huh? Even a ghost wouldn't want this beastly thing—it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!!! No!!"

Feeling the terrifying force coming from Lin Yan's hand, Meihong immediately started to flutter around with her fangs and claws bared.

Kaguya's eyes twitched when she saw this, but she still glanced at Lin Yan with interest.

If it wasn't an object, this guy could calm down the turkey so easily, it seems he has some ability.

But she didn't ask any more questions. As long as the life and death of the game console was not involved, this turkey would not be her opponent!

After Kaguya wiped her hair clean, she took advantage of Yakumo Yukari's gap to accurately deliver the milk tea to a rabbit hole, then she sipped the milk tea contentedly and turned on the newly bought game console.

Then lie down comfortably on the sofa, take a bite of melon from time to time, it’s as comfortable as staying at home!

As her attention gradually immersed in the game, Meihong, who had been wiped dry, also looked at Lin Yan while mumbling——

"Boss, is this sucking thing of hers still for sale? It smells really good."

"Marisa and Reimu are tinkering with something over at the counter. Just tell them. They just added a lot of new flavors."

"Drink less, we'll have lunch soon."

"understood!"

Meihong agreed, but still couldn't help but stroll towards the grocery store.

At this time, Reimu and Marisa were staring at each other with wide eyes.

"Do you feel it?"

"No, could this papaya be fake?"

"That shouldn't be the case. It tastes quite good. Maybe you drank too much bubble tea, and the papaya tea got mixed in and diluted it?"

"Is that right?"

Reimu muttered, rubbing her bloated stomach suspiciously.

It’s better to wait and take a breath, and try drinking some more later!

"Marisa, what flavors of milk tea do you have here?"

Meihong, who was strolling over, asked curiously.

"Look, it's all written on the little blackboard up there. But Reimu made a few extra cups of papaya tea. Would you like a sip?"

"also."

After taking the papaya tea handed to her by Marisa and inhaling it violently, Meihong also showed an expression of surprise.

This tastes good!

But as she sucked, feeling the two people staring at her, Meihong scratched her head in confusion.