Paradise Project from Gensokyo

Yongyi felt his scalp tingling as he was stared at, and he became increasingly uneasy.

What does this look mean?

Did the boss discover the deal between him and Patch?

Just when she began to worry that today's mission might fail, Lin Yan took out some small props from the shelf and stuffed them into the hands of Remi who had just returned from Inuzoukan.

"What do you mean?"

"Buy me?"

You can bribe them if you want, but you can't bribe them with firecrackers!

Remi looked at Lin Yan in confusion, her little head still a little stunned.

"Here's a gift for you. Tomorrow when you return to the Scarlet Devil Mansion, you can go to the Mist Lake and have some fun."

"Bring these torpedo firecrackers with you as well. They'll help you test the performance of the product."

"Forget it, I'll give you the whole little bag. I'll put everything in there first, and there are these things too. They're very powerful."

"...Did you not catch any fish there?"

Looking at the big gift package handed over by Lin Yan, Remi asked subtly.

With this kind of firepower, it is definitely aimed at the nine clans of fish in the Mist Lake!

After seeing Lin Yan fall silent, she became more certain of her guess. It turned out that this bastard also had weaknesses.

This is not as good as myself!

But at least there was a big gift package to be won, so she had no reason to refuse.

"Okay, I'll try it later. If it works well, I can order more."

After receiving Remi's assurance, Lin Yan strolled back to the kitchen with peace of mind.

Meanwhile, Yongyi at the warehouse became more and more anxious the more he thought about it, and for a moment he could no longer sit still.

After finding an excuse to leave, he rushed to Patchouli's room immediately.

bang——

"Patch!!!"

Patchouli, who had just changed the bed sheets, was suddenly frightened. When she saw that the person coming was Yongyi, she breathed a sigh of relief, but couldn't help but give her a blank look.

"Why are you so startled?"

"Pachi, did the boss mention anything about living a life of drunkenness and dreaming about death after he came to your place?"

Yongyi asked nervously, if the matter was exposed, the consequences would be extremely serious.

Not only might you suffer inhumane punishment, but even the chance to compete for the position of caretaker will be completely gone, and you will have no choice but to watch enviously as others enjoy the watermelon alone!

"No, it was just a seal technique, and he fell asleep in the middle of it."

Patch shook her head, automatically omitting some unimportant details.

Yongyi's heart finally settled down after hearing this, but he still reminded her -

"If the boss asks, Patchi, you must not reveal any information. My life or death depends on your decision."

"Don't worry, if you tell anyone, we're both finished. I won't do such a thing."

"That's OK!"

After receiving Pachi's assurance, Yongyi turned around and left with peace of mind.

Looking at her impetuous figure, Patchouli couldn't help but frown, with a hint of foreboding in her heart.

Did the boss notice something was wrong?

If Lin Yan asks about it at that time, I can only use the engraving technique to delay it.

After all, my consciousness was a little hazy before, and I was busy replenishing my magic, so the ritual was not completed yet.

As Yongyi was leaving, he just passed by the living room when Lin Yan's voice suddenly came from the kitchen.

"Yongyi, come and help me chop the ribs. I can't free my hands."

"coming."

Although she was a little panicked, she tried to calm down and walked over obediently.

Looking at Lin Yan's busy figure, Yongyi swallowed his saliva somewhat uncomfortably and tried to reduce his presence as much as possible.

Even though the other party didn't say much, she still felt like it was the calm before the storm, so depressing that it made her breathless.

The sound of the kitchen knife chopping the pork ribs echoed in her ears so harshly that each chop felt like it was hitting Yongyi's heart, frightening her so much that her nerves were stretched to the extreme.

"It's just chopping some ribs, Yongyi, why are you so nervous?"

"Well, I'm just worried that I won't chop it well enough. If it affects the taste of the dish, will you deduct points from my performance rating, boss?"

"Don't worry, I won't mind such a small matter. Just like when you took the Drunken Dream and wrapped it in more than ten layers and hid it in the floor, I didn't say anything."

"..."

Yongyi's heartbeat suddenly stopped...

81. Yongyi is already standing on the edge of the abyss

"Ahahaha...Boss, are you kidding me...How could I do such a thing?"

Yongyi smiled guiltily, but his hands that were chopping the ribs began to tremble wildly.

Both he and Patch had made sure that there was no one around, yet he hid so secretly.

Besides, the boss is busy preparing for the dinner, so he certainly won't get drunk at this time, otherwise it would be the next day when he wakes up.

Why did it get exposed so quickly?

Could it be that Patchy is here to assist the boss in sting enforcement?!

No, no, Patchy is in such a state of ecstasy right now, how could she possibly stand on the same side with the boss?

"Really? How about we go and have a look together?"

"Don't worry, if this is a misunderstanding, I'll give you a bottle of Drunk Life and Dream Death as an apology."

"Oh yeah, for the sake of fairness, I can also ask Xigua to be the notary to prevent anyone from doing anything tricky. How about that?"

Lin Yan suggested with a smile, but it made Yongyi feel scared.

The main reason I sealed the box so tightly was to keep the watermelon out. If she knew I ate it all by myself...

I'm afraid she would scratch me hard with her little claws on the spot, and at the same time look for every opportunity to steal my treasured wine.

More likely, Xigua will take this opportunity to completely kill his chances of becoming the guardian!

By then, he could only watch her indulging in wine and women in the wine cellar with envy, but he couldn't touch her at all!

"I'm so sorry!"

"I will return the drunken life and dream death, and please don't tell Xigua!"

"I have sincerely acknowledged my mistake. Boss, please don't deprive me of my qualification for the inspection!!"

Yongyi immediately assumed the standard posture of a taxi driver getting down from his seat. It seemed as if the sinister human heart was squeezed out of the arc of kindness of admitting mistakes and correcting them due to guilt.

I'm not afraid that Watermelon will have a hard life, I'm just afraid that Watermelon will enjoy it first while I can only work pitifully outside.

There's a pitifully thick barrier between the two of them...

In the future, when I want to get drinks at a banquet in the store, I have to carefully read the other person's expression and respectfully call him "Mr. Watermelon".

Ah mea ...

I don’t want a future like this!!!

Lin Yan looked at Yongyi who was almost crying, and immediately helped her up out of compassion.

"Look at what you're doing. I told you I wouldn't care about such a small matter."

"Really?"

Yongyi looked at Lin Yan eagerly, a little bit unbelievable for a moment.

Marisa, Reimu, and Remi, who had dared to cause trouble before, all met with bad consequences, yet they actually let me go?!

The boss has a change of heart???

"Of course, I'm also aware of how attractive my drink is to alcoholics."

"It's understandable that you were momentarily possessed by a demon."

"but......"

The sudden turn of events, like the claws of evil, suddenly lifted Yongyi's heart.

Lin Yan's face showed an indecisive look, and he sighed in confusion.

"From a personal perspective, I think it's okay to just let this matter go. To err is human."

"But now is the Watcher's inspection period. If I'm too biased towards you, it would undoubtedly be too unfair to Xigua."

"As a referee, I can't be biased."

Lin Yan sighed helplessly, but the corners of his mouth couldn't stop rising wildly.

But with great perseverance, the sinister smile was quickly suppressed.

As if he had heard the hidden meaning in Lin Yan's words, Yongyi's spirits suddenly lifted, and he immediately pressed him onto a chair beside him.

While controlling the strength to massage the other person's slightly stiff shoulders, he spoke with concern -

"Boss, you're busy all day, it must be very tiring. Look at you, your shoulders are so stiff."

"If this continues, sooner or later you'll develop a serious illness."

"Oh~ It just so happens that I know some massage relaxation techniques passed down from my ancestors, which are different from what you have mastered, boss. They have the effect of warming the body and strengthening the kidneys, and are most effective for humans."

"I'll give you a massage for two days. I guarantee you'll feel relaxed all over, and your energy and spirit will reach a whole new level."

"Even if...ahem, even if it's just to deal with Marisa, I'll be more motivated."

"If you feel any discomfort in your shoulder these past couple of days, I'll be there whenever you need me. What do you think?"

After listening to Yongyi's suggestion, Lin Yan also became interested.

The ghost tribe's special massage techniques? I'd really like to see them for myself!

"Two days?"

Lin Yan pondered for a moment, seemingly dissatisfied with the deadline.

"What about three days? No, a week!"

"One month! I'll be on call for one month, and I guarantee you'll be perfectly comfortable!"

Yongyi gritted his teeth and said fiercely that he had really given it his all.

As long as you don't deprive yourself of the qualification to run for election, everything can be negotiated.

Seeing this, Lin Yan nodded with satisfaction.

"Okay, then it'll be a month. I'll pretend nothing happened."

"real......"

"But remember to return the wine. It's a different price."

Yongyi's mouth twitched when he heard that. In the end, the wine was still not saved?

But the other price...

In other words, there is still room for discussion!

Yongyi's eyes flickered slightly, and he began to consider other costs with some hesitation.

What else can whet the boss's appetite?

While thinking, Yongyi's fingers began to become flexible and swift, rubbing and tapping every inch of muscle in his shoulders at an extremely strange and special frequency.

For a moment, Lin Yan felt like he was being pounded like marinated beef, which was quite exciting.