Paradise Project from Gensokyo

"start!"

The moment the order was given, Remi nimbly dodged with an invincible frame and caught the swung sponge stick with her face with incredible precision...

17. Both delicious and addictive

Snapped--

Remlia was a little confused after being hit by a stick without any warning.

Didn’t I hide?

With my flexible posture and perfect side roll, how could I have gotten hit?

Before she could figure out the situation, the whistling sound of strong wind rang out in her ears again.

Almost instinctively rolled over again——

Snapped!

After being hit by the stick again, Remi's face turned green, and she swung the sponge stick and hit the people nearby wildly.

But just as she turned around, another club hit her on the top of the head with incredible precision.

"Knock it in!!!"

"You bastard, don't run away if you dare!!"

"..."

Sakuya and Patch, who were watching the fight from a distance, looked at Remi, who was almost beaten, with a subtle expression, and the corners of their eyes twitched uncontrollably.

Rather than saying that Lin Yan’s shot was accurate, it would be better to say that the eldest lady received it well.

How did she manage to keep her head on the stick?

"Will she cry?"

"Hard to say."

"You go and comfort me when the time comes. I don't want to be woken up by my crying in the middle of the night."

Patchouli rubbed her temples with a headache. This little guy is useless even if she is given a chance!

Sakuya rolled her eyes at her, then tentatively called out to Remi—

"Miss, how about we just end it here..."

"no!"

"I didn't even hit him once, how can it end like this? I don't believe he can hit me every time!"

"I'm going to fight this bastard!!!"

Remlia tried to stop him with a curse, but she continued to frantically frantically move around the hall.

But just when she was distracted by the communication for a while, she was suddenly hit by Lin Yan several times, and she was so angry that her teeth were almost broken.

Seeing her young lady looking both naive and overwhelmed, Sakuya couldn't help but sigh.

"They won't be over for a while. Patchy, you keep watching here. I'm going to the kitchen first."

"Oh~"

Patchouli waved her hand and watched Sakuya leave, then her attention returned to the fight between the big and small.

At this moment, she suddenly reminded—

"I forgot to tell you, I also added a penalty mechanism for losers to this eye mask."

"After putting on the blindfold, the first one to take it off, or the one who surrenders, will have their experiences during the duel haunted by nightmares for three days."

"It's like being hit by a stick while you're sleeping."

"If you sleep too soundly, you'll be startled by a nightmare and half-awakened, then get hit with a stick."

"..."

Remi's expression suddenly changed when she heard that.

Pachi, whose side are you on? You're the one at a disadvantage!

After realizing the seriousness of the problem, Remi's attack became more and more crazy, and she danced the sponge stick in her hand with great vigor.

However, under Patchouli's surprised gaze, Lin Yan dodged all of Remi's attacks while dodging, and even slapped her so hard that she grimaced.

"This guy has something..."

Patchouli muttered with interest, but after careful perception, she found that the other party was indeed just an ordinary person without magic or other special abilities, and at most he was in good health.

There are so many talented people in Gensokyo!

Just then, she seemed to notice something and her eyes twitched involuntarily.

Remi, who was being beaten continuously, kept making gestures for help towards her with her little hands.

Is this thing too embarrassing?

Patchouli glanced at the thing, but ultimately chose to ignore it.

It's better to let this little guy suffer a little, so that he won't make trouble for me so arrogantly every day.

Under Patchy's cold gaze, Remi persisted for less than three minutes before collapsing on the floor like a salted fish and starting to fight.

I can't beat him, I can't beat him no matter what.

Is this bastard cheating? Why can’t I hit him at all?

Is this reasonable? !

Hearing the whistling sound of the sponge stick sweeping towards her again, she immediately yelled madly -

"No more fighting! I surrender!!"

Just as she finished speaking, strange magical fluctuations suddenly came from the blindfold and quietly disappeared into her body like a curse.

As Remi took off her blindfold with a dark face, she saw the sponge stick barely stopping on her head.

Seeing that Lin Yan was still wearing the eye mask, her little brain became more and more confused.

Is this something a human can do?!

Only after Patchouli announced the result did Lin Yan take off his blindfold and glanced at Remi with some disgust.

"There are some dishes, but not as good as the elderly who come to my house every night for midnight snacks..."

Snapped--

Without any warning, his brain exploded, and all of Lin Yan's words were instantly bounced back.

Looking at the gap in front of him gradually closing, Lin Yan's eyes twitched involuntarily.

How long has that girl Yakumo Yukari been peeping?

And Remi listened to Lin Yan's muttering and felt so angry that her teeth were itching.

Damn it, this bastard and I are definitely destined to be incompatible!

Just as she angrily stood up and was about to run away, a hand pinned her down to the spot.

"Remi, did you forget something?"

Turning her head to look at Lin Yan's kind smile, Remlia's heart sank.

"Pa...Paqi, you are human!"

"Even if I become a ghost, I won't let you go!!!"

"..."

Hearing the shrill screams coming from the hall, Sakuya in the kitchen couldn't help but glance at Patchouli who appeared beside her at some point.

The person involved was gasping for breath with an innocent look on his face, as if he had suffered from intermittent deafness.

The amount of exercise she did today is almost as much as she does in a year. If she runs any more, she might really die suddenly!

"I've never seen you run that fast in my life."

"Well, occasionally exercising...it's good too."

"That feels a little weird coming from you."

"Are you going to save her?"

"That shouldn't be necessary. Boss Lin wouldn't get too competitive with a kid."

Sakuya calmly made tea. After all, the other party was able to take good care of the whole family. Although their relationship was a bit complicated, it also meant that they were quite close.

What's more, the eldest lady is so cute, Boss Lin probably can't bring himself to do anything to her.

"But they made a bet, and the loser has to obey the winner."

"..."

Sakuya's hand trembled as she poured the tea, and she immediately put down the teapot with a serious look on her face and walked towards the door.

"Why are you going?"

"I'll go ask Boss Lin if he can transfer the bet to me. The stakes are too high and he can't control them. I can help him share the burden."

"How can I just give in like that...why do I feel like there's something wrong with the way you're looking at me?"

"illusion."

Sakuya smiled and gave Patchouli a deep look before rushing to the hall...

18. Reimu was laid off

"Isn't this inappropriate?"

"I know this request is a bit abrupt, but please consider it."

"After all, if this matter were to get out, it would cause a serious blow to the image of the Scarlet Devil Mansion."

Sakuya requested in a very serious manner, and to show her sincerity, she even prepared a more sumptuous afternoon tea with pastries.

Even when Remi, who was sitting next to her, wanted to sneak a bite or two, she stopped her.

Considering that Sakuya is her only lifeline, Remi can only behave herself and stop moving, with hope in her big eyes.

Come on, Sakuya! Stop this inherently evil bastard!

Lin Yan, on his side, looked at the excitement flashing in Sakuya's eyes with some subtlety.

She definitely didn't come here to protect the image of the Scarlet Devil Mansion!

Sakuya also noticed Lin Yan's little expression and raised her eyebrows. When they looked at each other, everything was self-evident.

When the two reached a dangerous consensus, Remi beside them began to feel a little uneasy.

Why does the atmosphere feel a little off?

Sakuya, say something!

The two of you just stood there staring at each other so closely, someone who didn’t know would think you were going to kiss!

Just when Remi's psychological defenses were about to crumble, Sakuya broke the silence first.

"Let me ask first, what was Boss Lin's original plan for the bet?"

"My grocery store already has a black and white mouse, two salted fish, and a fortune cat, but I'm still missing a mascot."

"Is that some weird zoo of yours..."

"How can you have a vampire as a mascot?"

Remi couldn't help but mutter, but Sakuya nodded thoughtfully, ready to take it as a reference.

"In that case, in exchange, Miss, you'll obey me and I'll give you a new mascot. How about that?"

"A new mascot?"

"Yes, she's professional, pretty, won't leave her post easily, is knowledgeable, and isn't noisy. She can be a mascot and also a perfect poster girl."

Sakuya made the promise with such a solemn oath that Lin Yan was stunned.