People in Zongman: My Dimensional Cuisine

“Uh…”xn

Esdeath thought for a moment and said, "If my subordinates reported problems like this, I'd probably turn them into sashimi."

"Alas!"

Justice said irritably, "Even the simplified version isn't this simplified! I'm really impressed. What about the complex version?"

"The complicated part is... (several thousand words omitted here, Remilia's polished version) is like this."

Griffia paused for a moment and said, "Sakuya, is that so? It sounds complicated."

"Um... in general... there's nothing wrong, but the young lady used a bit too much wording and exaggeration."

"How much is 'this'?"

"Probably a few thousand words."

"Huh?!" xn(

Remilia tilted her head and said, "You want to hear the complicated version, but you say the simple version is too hasty, so here's the complicated version."

Caitlin covered her face and said, "I feel a headache coming on. Why don't we ask Xiaojing and Qianxun? They are teachers, so they should have good language skills."

Tsunade tilted her head and said, "No, although they are both top students, and Shizuka is a Chinese language teacher, they are still not together. Haven't you noticed that neither of them is wearing a diamond ring?"

"Huh?! They didn't succeed either?! But Remy and Sakuya succeeded?! Harley even succeeded, so... this is really strange! What's going on?"

"Coward!"

"Um...who's further ahead...?"

Zhengyi thought for a moment and said, "Further ahead? Further ahead are Grayfia, Jinx, Yumeko, and Ran, but Ran is with Orange right now, they're all with Auntie."

Vi glanced at her younger sister, thought for a moment, then leaned over and put her arm around Jinx's waist, saying with a smile, "Boom, you don't want to put your older sister in a difficult position, do you?"

"Tch... How can you be so useless?"

"Um...okay, you succeeded, so you're in charge. How did you do it?"

Jinx thought for a moment and said, "It was when Gentian called us to a meeting and asked us if we liked our husbands and why. If we denied it, we might miss out. So we confessed, and then came the proposal ceremony. I confessed when I was proposed to."

Wei thought for a moment and said, "That's quite concise, that's what you call a concise summary. But there's no chance for 657 now, so who was before that?"

"Erina, Alice, Hisako, Managi."

How did they solve it?

"They got bolder from the alcohol, confessed their feelings after drinking too much, it's actually quite interesting... Hey?! This method works!"

Ali nodded and said, "Yeah, yeah, that sounds like a really reliable method. Just remember to confess when you're drunk, and you'll be instantly sober when you get proposed to. You can go together, and it'll give you courage too."

Aoandon nodded and said, "That makes sense. Ah Li learns very quickly. The most important thing is that Lux and Sona, you two were already aware of this at the party. Although they drink too much, they know they are drunk and are conscious enough to be able to talk."

“Caitlyn, you know how to control your alcohol intake, while Vi is simply good at drinking. The four of you together can complement each other perfectly. Caitlyn, you just need to stay a little sober and lead the way. With four people with you, you don’t need to be afraid.”

Caitlin thought for a moment, nodded, and said, "Okay, that seems like a feasible solution..."

"Right!" xn

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Chapter 505 The Outrageous Runeterra, The Outrageous Bilgewater (Please Subscribe~)

Caitlin and the others felt like they had found a pillar of support. Although they didn't know what would happen, for their minds, which had absolutely no experience in love, this was the best solution.

Kobayashi Rindou sniffed and said, "Speaking of which, Lucy mentioned earlier that he helped someone named Sarah Unlucky. Does anyone know who she is?"

Caitlin paused for a moment and said, "Who? Sarah Doom? Miss Doom?"

"Yes, it's her. You know her."

Wei clicked her tongue and said, "It would be strange if you didn't know him. That guy is from Bilgewater, and he's a famous pirate, or rather, a bounty hunter."

"and then?"

Caitlin said softly, "Legend has it that she was extremely beautiful, had a great figure, and a charming personality, but she was also very decisive and unpredictable. One second she might be laughing and drinking with you, and the next second she might be shot and taken away."

Wei sighed and said, "That guy and Plank, who is known as the scourge of the sea, are practically mortal enemies. Tsk... it's best to avoid that godforsaken place, Bilgewater."

Those who didn't know the truth went to chat with Auntie, while the rest were those who knew the truth. Moreover, some of those who knew the truth weren't around, which is why they were much more easygoing.

Rantabi paused for a moment and said, "What kind of place is this? What's wrong?"

Caitlin sighed and said, "As you all know, our world has magic, technology, non-humans, and all sorts of strange species, but Bilgewater, that godforsaken place is just too outrageous."

"Hmm?"

"It's a small, scattered island in the middle of the ocean, home to many adventurers, bounty hunters, pirates, bloodthirsty thugs—you could find all sorts of people in Bilgewater."

Rantabi laughed and said, "What? It has a great atmosphere, doesn't it? There are lots of bars, right? It's like the feeling in the movies, really atmospheric!"

"Ha... People with such thoughts will only have four outcomes if they go to Bilgewater."

"what?"

"The first possibility is that you will be robbed or stolen from; the second possibility is that you will be thrown into the sea to feed the fish; the third possibility is that you will be captured and used as a laborer; and the last possibility is that you might be killed by an unknown creature at any time."

Rantabhi swallowed hard, and the others looked surprised. Caitlin said helplessly, "That place is a different kind of chaos compared to Zaun. The chaos in Bilgewater is more like a beast lurking in the shadows."

"There are too many people in Bilgewater, and they are too diverse. What's truly terrifying about Bilgewater are the legendary... no, not necessarily the legendary monsters."

"monster?"

Kazami Yuuka said softly, "Interesting. I also sensed something in the sea earlier. What was it?"

Wei pursed her lips and said, "Legend has it that there was once a guy known as the Bloodharbor Ghost. He was a sailor who was betrayed and died at the hands of a fish. He gained power and returned to the human world, where he went on a rampage to take revenge on the captain and everyone he didn't like."

"He killed many people, and before you even saw him, he would suddenly appear beside you. That's the rumor about him. It's said that he has a list of people he's taking revenge on, but he's already killed all the people who betrayed him. However, he still hasn't stopped. He keeps adding names to his list and then crossing them off after killing them."

Everyone swallowed hard. Caitlin thought for a moment and said, "Then there are the legendary fish-men and mermaids. Some people have seen them, and then... there's a rumor that there's a huge monster in the depths of the sea, carrying an anchor. It can stir up the sea's rage; it's terrifying. People call it..."

"Titan..." x3

Jinx knew this legend, and Caitlin said with a headache, "The most terrifying one is Soul Eater... that's the most terrifying thing in Bilgewater, although Soul Eater... well... it's best not to talk about that."

Yuuko Ichihara asked with some confusion, "Soul Eater Night?"

"Yes, that's a long story. Bilgewater's location is very special. It's in the middle of the ocean, with mountainous plains to its left, beyond which lie Zaun and Piltover. To its lower left is the desert kingdom of Shurima, and to its upper right is the nascent land of Ionia... and to its lower right..."

Riven narrowed her eyes and said, "Shadow Isles."

"Yes, the cause of the Soul-Eating Night also comes from there, the terrifying Shadow Isles. On that island, there are undead, monsters, vengeful spirits, deathly and dilapidated kings, and so many others. It can be said to be the stronghold of the undead and the dead."

Everyone swallowed hard. Could such a thing really exist? Riven said helplessly, "Legend has it that the Shadow Isles weren't originally the Shadow Isles. A king took his wife there for treatment, but due to various accidents, the entire island was shrouded in black mist and completely destroyed. All the creatures there turned into undead and monsters."

"That's right, it seems to be called Blessed Isle. Sigh... There are too many secrets on that Shadow Isle, it's impossible to fully grasp them, and it's even more impossible for anyone to come back alive. To be honest, that's the kind of geographical location Bilgewater has. Don't forget, Noxus is above Piltover."

Yoru no Mori Benio paused for a moment and said, "This is truly an extraordinary geographical location; it's practically sandwiched between all sorts of deities."

“That’s right, and... by the way, Caitlin, I have something to ask you.”

"What's your business?"

Riven tilted her head and said, "I heard before that Shurima seems to have returned from the sands and is showing signs of revival. Is that true?"

Caitlyn covered her face and said, "It's true, the Emperor of Shurima has returned, and his aura is terrifying. Noxus has made some considerations, but we don't know the specifics yet."

Riven clicked her tongue and said, "The once-powerful stronghold of the Ascended, the supreme Sun Dynasty, has finally been revived. Bilgewater is not peaceful, nor are Noxus and Demacia. The legends of the far north Freljord are not peaceful either, and Ionia certainly won't be able to remain unaffected. My God... if Runeterra looks like this, it's going to be in chaos!"

Caitlin and the others were also taken aback for a moment, then said with a hint of lingering fear, "Indeed... thank goodness we made it..."

"Hmm..."

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Chapter 506 Golden Crispy Chicken, Fiona Who Dares to Love and Hate (Please Subscribe~)

Hearing what these people said, everyone nodded silently. It seemed that problems were indeed brewing everywhere. If Caitlin and the others didn't run away, they definitely wouldn't have made it through.

Fiona thought for a moment and said, "I don't know about other things, but if my information is correct... Shurima is going to have problems."

Yuuko Ichihara propped her chin on her hand and said, "The Sun Dynasty, the headquarters of the Ascended, sounds pretty powerful. So, what information do you know?"

Fiona said softly, "I don't know much either. I only know the legends of ancient Shurima, and they may not be true. It is said that Shurima has a sun disk that can guide people to ascend and become ascended beings to gain great power."

"The decline of Shurima was due to this Sun Disk, but that's not the key point. The key point is... the legend of Shurima's emperor, Azir, who returned from the sands. The legend says that he was a nation all by himself, and an army all by himself."

Rantabi was stunned for a moment and said, "Huh? That's amazing? Really? How did you do that?"

Fiona said in a deep voice, "Because he is the ruler of the desert. Legend has it that he can make living soldiers and palaces from the sand. The sun disk has risen again, and Shurima is all desert. How many soldiers do you think he has?"

Everyone swallowed hard. Riven thought for a moment and said, "I've also heard that there's a sorcerer in that land. He was sealed away along with the others, but after he escaped, he became an Ascended Being. His power is terrifying. People in the city knew nothing, and the city was turned to ashes. They didn't even know where the attack came from."

"Besides that, there's a crocodile and something that's somewhat like Anubis, right, Fiona?"

"Xerath, Renekton, Nasus, these are the names I've heard about... Sigh... Shurima is too dangerous. Considering this, Bilgewater is a no-go, the Shadow Isles are even worse, and anyone with a modicum of sense wouldn't go to Freljord. Noxus is under martial law, and Ionia..."

"As expected, in the end, it can only be the land of birth. Demacia is somewhat inferior. Compared with this place, Demacia is far inferior. Moreover, as nobles, we are more aware of the darkness behind the light in Demacia."

Yuuka Kazami thought for a moment and said, "Yuko, didn't Lucy mention before that she saw a golden crispy chicken in Shurima, that godforsaken place full of sand?"

"Pfft..."xn

Vi laughed and said, "Hahaha! The Shurima Emperor, the Desert Emperor Azir, is a golden crispy chicken? Hahaha! You guys are really amazing. But speaking of which, is anyone else going to take a driving test?"

Yuuko Ichihara tilted her head and said, "Well... Momo, Nami and the others are going, but as for us... we're not in a hurry. After all, we don't have anything important to do. You guys, on the other hand, have to drive to and from get off work."

Lux thought for a moment and said, "Yuko-nee!"

"What are you going to say now, you brat?"

Lux tossed her hair and said, "Yuko-nee, do you think I'd look better if I changed my hair color?"

Yuko Ichihara said irritably, "You look pretty good as you are. Or you could go for platinum blonde. We'll see. You know elemental magic, right? Maybe you'll change your hair color yourself once you've mastered it."

Lux sighed and said, "You're one to talk. I haven't even mastered the power of light yet... I don't know when I'll be able to master the other elements."

"Then practice! What level are you at now? Cast a spell on me and see."

"Huh? Yuuko-nee..."

"With your mediocre skills, you'd be lucky if you could even make me lift my hand while I'm standing still."

Lux puffed out her cheeks before tossing a point of light with her magic wand. Yuuko Ichihara glanced at it, narrowed her eyes, and the point of light vanished instantly. Lux said with a disgruntled expression, "Yuuko-neechan! That's so discouraging!"

"Overall, there has been progress, but you are using light, not the element of light, so it's still a bit lacking."

Lux paused for a moment, then said, "Light element? Isn't that what I'm using?"

"Of course not, you're just using pure light right now. Study it slowly, you'll only see results if you figure it out yourself. Honestly... why did the elements choose you, girl?"

"Because I'm cuter?"

"Huh?!" xn

Remilia's eye twitched and she said, "I don't know why, but after you said that, I really wanted to hit you."

"That's right!"

Lux fell silent. Caitlyn tilted her head and said, "That's not the point. The point is, what should Lady Soraka do?"

"What? What should we do? Didn't we say her skin isn't a problem?"

"No, I mean, what would it be like if Lady Soraka met the parents?"

Everyone's eyes twitched. Goodness, that's a terrifying idea, young lady.

Tsunade, resting her chin on her hand, said, "Actually, I think it's alright. Parents in this world are generally very easy to talk to. But if it were Lux's world..."

Lux waved her hand and said, "It's nothing, it's nothing. If my aunt had known that I could become sisters with God and Lady Soraka, she would have sent me back overnight. It's an honor."

Fiona thought for a moment and said, "I feel that being able to marry him is the greatest honor of my life."

“Sizzle sizzle sizzle.…”xn

Everyone clicked their tongues, clapping and looking at Fiona with expressions that said, "As expected of you." Fiona blushed, but didn't say anything. The Grand Duelist, a woman who dared to love and hate.

After thinking for a moment, Gurefia said, "Actually... I'm more concerned about things in our world. Many people are interested in the artifacts of our world. Lucy said he's going to buy some... and beat up Lezevim while he's at it. I think Lan should come along too."

"Why? Because of Yasaka?"

"Yeah, even though I don't know her, a nine-tailed fox at the Demon King level is already pretty powerful, right..."

"Ah! I suddenly remembered something!"